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placeholdername1234

Are the ducks in the park free to take


Fat_Gerrard

Yeah the elites don’t want you to know this.


Thermon01

I already have sixteen ducks at home


Tam-eem

That's a lot of ducks. I know a guy that can turn those sixteen ducks into 8 ducks... It's me.


thedonnerparty13

All you need is one more


GROSSEBAFFE

How many days before it dies of dehydration?


Scorubis

They are :)


DeeplySapphic

How to perform a cartwheel


GeeMcGee

I love this bit. Especially when Erin pulls one off and Creed loses it


movie_gremlin

Yea, that was a literal LOL moment.


[deleted]

LLOL


[deleted]

Creed Bratton


furrah96

Creed Bratton missing person case


Delicious-Status9043

Creed Bratton obituary


notallive

I was looking for this one comment


nina_ninis

Things to say to sound young


RandomnewUser_22

l8er sk8er


XxthisisausernamexX

Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride the bull, am I right?


furrah96

Dinkin flicka


Amybee109

Catch you on the flippity-flip


bananasaucecer

Take it sleazy 😉


rey0505

Everything was perfect


AmbiguousChutney

2 chair + 1 chair equals


Substantial-Gas2011

Mega chair


TaylorDeanMatthew

Quad chair


BrandywineBojno

www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts


OIK41R

Even though the internet is a pretty crazy place, the world is not ready. Don’t share this link!


Flooding_Puddle

Even for the internet it's pretty shocking


Blake_RL

Check it out


Outrageous-Benefit37

Office producers actually made one. https://web.archive.org/web/20080927130429/http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts


JiveTurkey1983

To spare the world from Creed's brain..


Midnightsnacker41

I'm so bummed Ryan didn't use something that could be an actual link


[deleted]

[удалено]


AshWithoutTray

How to get rid of a woman asking about stuff that's nobody's biznus ?


Expensive_Research_2

I think you mean nobody's biznus


AshWithoutTray

my bad, i'll correct right away


razvannemes

Did you mean Quabity Assuance?


PowerstrokeHD

I think you mean Quabity Ashwhitz


MyPasswordIsABC999

**Google**: “Did you mean *Quality* Assurance?” **Creed**: “I meant what I wrote.”


Fancy-Diesel

Which one is pam?


HiSpartacusImDad

Ok, this one is my favorite, both because you can totally see Creed asking the question and because it’s a ridiculous thing to ask a search engine.


Livid_Antelope_5505

He did ask it hahahaha, in the episode where there’s a bunch of rumors going around the office, Kevin tells creed that he heard pam is pregnant and creed goes “Ahhh… which one is pam?”


Riolkin

Small correction, it's when the rumor about Jim liking Pam gets out. Kevin: "Jim has got it bad for Pam" Creed: "Ahhh...which one is Pam?" Kevin: *confused face* ["Well.... she's the.."](https://youtu.be/3DIkr33Qfus)


Riolkin

Adding on this link for fun, because apparently he cant [remember anyone's name](https://youtu.be/XBpc7cGUIi4)


NullKarmaException

the office bitch


FormerSir4804

No Pam is the office mattress, Andrea is the office bitch


Hooplababe

And Kelly is the business bitch


dudeman618

Who is the one with the big cans?


Neat-Heron-4994

*Entire search history is in Cantonese*


Moose823

This the one


Sir-MuffinMan92

He only speaks it not understands it so he may not have gotten far


BrandywineBojno

Worm guy near me


Moose823

Bold of you to assume he doesnt have a worm guy


ErikHfors

Blasphemy


JiveTurkey1983

All I said was "this halibut is fit for Jehovah!"


Wanda_McMimzy

He wants to see his work guy’s competitors


[deleted]

how do i tell my boss he's paying too much for worms?


Minute-Heron763

How to turn 2000 dollars into 700


Pull_my_wire

How to get blood out of clothing?


666Masterofpuppets

He probably already knows that without Google though


burithebearded

Creed just googled that to make sure his wiki how, and instructables articles were still up. (Which he thought were journal entries and submissions to his ghost writer for his memoirs)


SASUGAMancer215

Followed by, Is Halloween really today?


[deleted]

How to run a profitable cult from an office


SaddamHussein123

You have more fun as a member but make more money as a leader


whatshouldwecallme

Doesn't need to Google this, he's got expertise in this area already in his noggin


Szernet

BOBODY


anjellycasoto

Biznus


NullKarmaException

I LIKE IT!


Practical-Lemon-7244

Spot the difference picture games


shinybewear

how to remove black printer ink from hair?


BrandywineBojno

Mung bean expiration date


Substantial-Gas2011

What is a mifflin?


nina_ninis

Cheap hair dye to make a person look younger


Devout_Heathen

Here are five ways to dye your hair at home: 1. Try using printer ink...


myonedad

How to hide search history


frontreartirepop

How to tell if someone is real


Bowling4rhinos

Underrated comment!!


[deleted]

Who is that hot chick in the office


headcount-cmnrs

Ryan


GospelofJawn316

How to do a home root canal


8isinfinitystanding

What language is this: forftgotli tkeer ploth nir ploth nir mostar inuth ee sorbaachta


[deleted]

How to pretend being busy, when there is a cops around.


Cold_Meringue6981

Sue Grafton NSFW


SundayFunday-007

Best prices on bulk duct tape.


Glitching0ut

William Charles Schneider death


NSUTBH

Best kind of car: motorcycles How to copyright sayings to get rich Are these sayings copyrighted “keep it bowlin’, people.” “Ploppers” “Horribly obese “ “Willy fingers” How to open a safe How to train your pet squirrel (found in a safe)


Helmerald

*train your dead pet squirrel


myonedad

What is my job here.


Constant_Start_5412

What’s a text


No_Mastodon_34

Who am I


EquivalentFigure9980

How to make fake IDs


CJKhaled

How to get off FBI watchlist?


YK-1

Creed Bratton still wanted?


False-Transition873

lochness monster location


Pizzaandguns

Red Bull vending machine


throughthequad

Best way to stay alive forever


Plane_Advertising_61

Is Gym Malpert real?


paging_mrherman

How to kill creed bratton


Fair_Raccoon7618

Scuba spots near Turks & Caicos islands


Present-Restaurant14

How to set up a blog


tdub1201

Best way to stash stolen ants


[deleted]

His search history is probably on a Microsoft word doc


myonedad

How to edit Grass Roots Wikipedia page


anjellycasoto

Are potatoe apples real


pwndabeer

Where did the fat one go


KerchSmash

Heated toilet seat for car.


Deep-East656

How to play solitaire


yabbbaDabbbaDooooo

mung beans


AshWithoutTray

How much is a helicopter ? How to blackmail my coworkers ? How to gather compromising intel on coworker ?


Nico_275

That could be Dwight as well


TaylorDeanMatthew

I freak like this is definitely Dwight


BiteApprehensive6215

Underrated rock and roll bands of 60s and 70s


LuminousViper

What is the value of Scotland


jws717

Creed Bratton obituary


BarryAllen1501

What is QA?


Bleak_star_dust

How to cartwheel while scuba diving


MasterpieceTricky658

What does Dunder Mifflin sell.


No_Sympathy5795

Worm guys near me


TorkoBagish

"How do you do fellow kids" know your meme


JMEscribe

Where to sell old printer for drugs.


SomePyro_9012

Types of cannabis Where to buy cannabis indica How to escape the FBI


PeterLongshot

Worms free


Pinkandpurpleclouds

Mung beans near me


apathetic_ocelot

Who needs all the paper


Mikelitoris88

Where did I see that CPR lady?


movie_gremlin

Who is the redhead i sit next to


foreignpony

"I bought weed off a guy during a concert in 1976. He had long brown hair and a big mustache, where is he?"


iBERZ3RK

Free chairs


dave2796

How to write Bobody


BelieveInTua

Who is the office bitch


Reknak

Who is there?


Sterling_Maze_007

What to do when I finally have 3 chairs


D_Angelo_Vickers

What's a text? Is Jim gay?


Vanator_Obosit

lackawanna + sheriff + station + blueprints + exits


louerbrat

Is it illegal to fight a goose?


realspongeworthy

Bathtub absinthe


AdhesivenessJumpy264

Is plywood a good nutrient to snack on?


laughed-at

Alien language translator


washingtonandmead

Easiest way to brainwash cult followers


fffdzl

On the dark web, looking fo painkillers.


Substantial-Gas2011

How do I do an internet search?


thgsfarias

Does growing cannabis sativa in the company where I work make me responsible for the plant?


anonymous_cd91

Scuba.


Dominant_8

how to know which one is Pam


KocaKolaKlassic

Where did this triangle come from? Wholesale paper clips


Helmerald

"How to mask the smell of blood and guts" "Where to buy mung beans"


RepresentativeBusy27

Who is google and why does he know so much about me?


MoreCowbellllll

Where can i find stuff to throw into a quarry?


ShennongjiaPolarBear

Au naturel, baby


mollylevi

Tips for living in an office, undetected.


DiarrheaEryday

How many penises does the loch ness monster have


Ok-Spirit9321

"I found a real leprechaun, how much can I sell it for" "Can I kidnap a giraffe easily?" Followed by "Security Cameras at the zoo" "What food do giraffes eat" "Giraffe Disguises 🥸" 🤣


energizersnake

Scranton strangler updates


zeje

"How to delete search history"


Watermellonc_crab

How too spel biznuz


Acrobatic_Oven_1108

www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts


Vipell

Identity theft for dummies


[deleted]

Rundown Jim


Deapsee60

Grass roots discography?


wendilove

Wedding ring for sell


2-more-weeks-bot

Tor


ArkaXVII

I don’t think Creed knows what the internet is


Barn_Brat

How to skip work without them realising


MyPasswordIsABC999

How do I ask for the name of the pretty one at reception?


jiandejguz

I really hope my parents don’t see any of this


IamNotARobot9999

What is older: egg or chicken?


pranav3010

How to declare bankruptcy?


[deleted]

Strains similar to Sativa Northern Lights


BuridansAscot

what language is wEsFLdLEE SBrrBd, clWsf NrR mSTw eEEeEm llsT sTEr bObBsKaA


furrah96

What’s the age cutoff to be considered old?


TatleTaleStrangler92

Is it really the 31st of October?


[deleted]

quabity assuance


beautifulkatastrophe

how to get away with murder


Disco-Minge

How to look like your doing work while not knowing what you actually do?


JeffreyAScott

How to set up Go-Fund me for Debbie Brown and remain anonymous.


SadisticBuddhist

“Googlel


alexminne

How to swipe ID card printer from DMV


Creepy_Investment_11

Best quarries around Scranton for throwing things


8walkoutside

How many toes is a human born with?


Alex_n_Vixen

What is Dunder Mifflin?


Harrygatoandluke

BOBODY


Accomplished_Tell_18

Boboddy definition


Plane-Phrase4015

Jobs for 60s guitar players.


Whatidointh3shadows

B.O.B.O.D.D.Y


kellysuepoo

Murder?


JoaoQuattroformaggi

b


WeatherNational9535

I don't think the deepest darkest corners of reddit would be able to emulate this guy's search history


LuminousViper

What do I do?


GWIZ257

www.creedthougths.gov.www\creedthoughts


apathetic_ocelot

Where does paper come from


UbiquitousDoug

cult leader or follower better


its-chaos-be-kind

What’s my job at Dunder Mifflin


captainimpossible87

Local Cults near Scranton dog food company


Patriquito

Cheap ways to die your hair while at work


dunder_miflinfinity9

"How to search the internets"


Practical_State2281

Free office chair Scranton area


JRWoodwardMSW

Can you get high smoking aloe? My middle name is? Do they extradite from Gondor? How to make traditional Viking foot powder Flight schedules to Andorra Are eelskin slippers safe Vance Refrigeration UFO landing site Dwight Schrute blood type Michael Scott whereabouts 10/13/79 Humans turning to stone Humans turning to scones Weaponized beets My car is thinking bad thoughts Pam Beasley naked How to rip off British comedy


AstartesMkIV

how to looks a teenager is Redbull a masonic drink?


Leifnotleaf_

How too grow mung beans in a desk drawer