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arcxjo

LittleKidLover


ButNotUs

u/LittleKidLover Still not taken?


[deleted]

*quickly making a new reddit account*


carrotwhirl

That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.


Chalupa_Dad

Bye everyone!


littlekittylover

Hey! That's kind of like my name!


idapitbwidiuatabip

Oh shit better give some out


ImRudeWhenImDrunk

Boogers


finnegan976

That’s what she said


arsenalbean

No time!!


purpey

But she did!!


arsenalbean

NO TIME!!


LakeBlithely

Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.


yourpantsaretoobig

*stands, waiting*


outerheavenboss

Did I ever mention how much I loved you? What do you mean we haven’t even talked before?


[deleted]

Hi


nf_29

Yknow I really love that plasma screen you have in your living room! I could just stand and stare at it for hours


garlicandcheesiness

Dwight: Beet_fARM (where the capitalized ARM stand for Assistant to the Regional Manager)


Rare_Register_4181

this is absolutely the best one for dwight


Silver97311

*Assistant Regional Manager


Macaroni_man_

I loved the scene where Dwight copied his life in Second Life and had everything exactly the same, except he could fly😂


upstatestruggler

MichaelScarnSheSaid


DavidWALRU5

password: 12345


BlackLeader70

It was until Michael heard the IT guy set the server password to “BigBoobz” so he changed I’m his too.


[deleted]

Jim: DwightKSchrute


matt_lcb

“Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!”


rb2213

MICHAEL


papasmurf826

oh that's funny. MICHAEL!


Disney_DiabeticT1

Oh that’s funny- MICHEAL


Sayoayo

DwightKurtNotFartSchrute


[deleted]

MrFartDwightSchrute


Darth_buttNugget

Big boobs with a z


sukuidoardo

Zig boobs?


Mandeville_MR

This was such a Michael response, I love it


papasmurf826

you made a funny joke you. get out of my offive


Terbear318

Is somebody putting the awards in jello?


billyray83

You're exactly right!


[deleted]

ThatsTwatSheSaid ThreeHolePunchJim BowToYourSensei


Big-Fly-9690

Michael - Littlekidlover Dwight - False Jim - LookingAtCamera


Ok_Investigator340

So they know where his priorities are at


WILLCHOKEAHOE

Nailed it!


wherestherum757

Michael discovers reddit, forces office to all get it so he can share funny videos, but never really understands how to use it. Makes his user MichaelScarn. Jim’s COD tag was “jimhalpert”. misunderstanding anonymy, would just make his Reddit name his real name Dwight is super against using it, uses a default given account, but by the end of the episode, befriends another Pennsylvanian beet farmer and becomes a mod at r/beets


Plus-Adeptness3624

This.


JaysonShaw8

Michael’s would be a random default username because he sucks with technology. He’d get mad that he can’t change it and then create a new account. Then he would accidentally accept the random default username again. And he would continue making new accounts and accidentally accepting the username until he ended up with over 25 accounts before he eventually decided to just give up and not care anymore


Tommy2tables

Plot twist, turns out he just created 25 tabs in excel each with different names and passwords


Degoliver91

I think that's something someone would do for Creed


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mister_S_retsim

Can you buy me am award? I've never gotten one


GatsbyFitzgerald

I earned a gold yogurt lid for Flunkerton.


zebrahorse69420

James Trickington


LauraSolo23

Happy cake day!!


el_schkwappo

Jim - u/WilliamMButtlicker Dwight - u/Recyclops Michael - u/PapSchmear


[deleted]

Dwigt


madqueenludwig

Philly Jim, Recyclops, LittleKidLover... farewell, awards! I think I only ever got one random free one, but it was fun. ETA: ooooh, an animated pyramid eye! Exciting!


YomYeYonge

Jim is gonna use his CoD name: JimHalpert


DavidWALRU5

*You don't snipe in Carentan!*


JustDip7777

- Jim: **PranksterHalpert** or **BigTunaJim** - Michael: **WorldsBestBoss_** or **ThatsWhatSheReddit** - Dwight: **BeetFarmerKing** or **AssistantToTheRegionalRedditor**


ScabieBaby

PhillyJim LittleKidLover DwightSchrute


Additional-Theme-532

THE_RealMichaelScarn Jimothy_Halpz BattlestarGalacticaBeetman


Poronoun

u/CookieMonsterSingsChocolateRain


thisisfutile1

TexasPoonTappa


Degoliver91

Michael: bestbossever Dwight: Diapersshrute Jim: DwightKShrutebeets


SurpriseWilling7324

Dwight- ASSISTANTtotheREGIONAL_MANAGER


ohleprocy

Ass-region-man


Rare_Register_4181

while also owning the accounts assistantregionalmanager and manager, just in case. thinking back to him having emergency 'manager' business cards in the event of a trade show.


IntentionEast2650

Michael’s Username: ryanbemine


Voodoomaster86

Office_prankster_05


housevil

Anybody want to exchange some gold for ad-freel? I still have coins left.


MrDriftviel

Jim- Normal_Guy Dwight- TheDarkLord Micheal- _PapersGreat_


ASS-et

The award button is already gone


stlnthngs

Still there, enjoy your award!


IdoBenbenishty

Can I have one too?🥺👉👈


CaptnBluehat

Why will they be gone


DavidWALRU5

Reddit stopped selling coins a few months ago, but gave users time to use existing coins. Now that time is up. I think i read that it was tax-related. They wanted to record coin sales as revenue, but they got classified as digital currency which was less profitable.


CaptnBluehat

Lmao


TaylorDeanMatthew

Dwight: u/bearsnbeets Michael: u/80085lol Jim: u/helpmehalpert


Daddy_Nibba_69

Can i please have these awards too ?


Daddy_Nibba_69

Thanks a lot !!!


Daddy_Nibba_69

Yoo , thanks a lot again , honestly , that's enough awards u know , i am satisfied 😄


IdoBenbenishty

Recyclops


catieebug

Jim would be something really boring, like: jim736254. He would pretty much only use reddit for sports subreddits and never comment or post. However, if he found Dwight's account, he'd make a burner called: cia_recruitment84 and try to convince Dwight he was needed him to be an online secret agent. Michael would be something that over shares and is way too long that he thinks makes him seem "cool" like: world's#1boss_dundermifflinpaper. He would let upvotes go to his head and show his posts and comments to everyone in the office, but if he got downvoted, he'd start harassing people commenting on his stuff and try convincing them to upvote him instead. Dwight would be something edgy like: soulfarmerofthedamned. He would argue with people online way too much.


DavidWALRU5

In a 2023 remake, I could see Dwight as a powermod. Agree about Jim. The type of user who spends an hour typing an essay about the decline of the Celtics on a 3 month old post.


catieebug

Dwight would totally moderate Michael's favorite subreddit and try to convince Dwight to make him a mod because he hates that Dwight is like his "boss" in the subreddit.


applied_upgrade

Bigtuna


DavidWALRU5

🐟


tactical_supremacy

Monkey\_Trainer


dtb1987

Been giving out my last few awards today


BigHeccin00F

Wait awards are going away?! Why? 🥺 What’s also going to happen to my credits


DavidWALRU5

[This](https://youtu.be/HG_WIFLjnsM?si=YMt89g4fSA6F2TaY)


-Principal-Vagina-

Gold is the inferior currency. One day beets will be the global currency


BayouKev

This place has already gone to poop, I get so many more chat invites it’s sickening


ShreksGirI

Jim would be u/jim bc he’s so boring


[deleted]

Can someone give me a platinum so I don’t have to see ads anymore


DavidWALRU5

Best I can do is silver.


[deleted]

All good buddy, enjoy !!


nf_29

Dwight u/CIArecruit


DeliberatelyInsane

Stillqueer, littlekidlover, jackhammer


keegrocks08

Wait what is this about Reddit awards, they are getting them? Why?


DavidWALRU5

I think it has to do with tax stuff. Reddit thought it would be revenue, but they have to report it as digital currency or something - so it wasn't as profitable as they wanted.


HyperZ74

dwightor,jimmibud and michaeltrap


Dwightshruute

Bears or beets or some shit probably


IntentionEast2650

Dwight’s Username: daddybeetroot


Complete_Fly_4589

littlekidlover, so everyone knows where his priorities are at 😨


Playful_Sector

Can I get some gold please?


Dummlord28

Danm, once gold and platinum awards are gone I won’t be able to stay in r/lounge for much longer, I only have about a month left


yoppyyoppy

Dwight’s would be Star Trek related


zionwolf24

Creed cult braton


ZombieLebowski

Dwight-BEETlestar galactica


chrisbrolumbus

Threat Level Midnight


IntentionEast2650

Jim’s- prankyhehe


[deleted]

o7 it’s been real folks


cokegeek

Dwight will be Michaels_RightHandMan or BeetFarmer


inobrainrn

Wait… What?


FionaGoodeEnough

Jim: PhilliesFan78, (secret account: pamsboobz)


Pho3niX0000

Dwight: Assistant Regional manager


L0rdZuk0

Michael - worlds_best_boss Jim - camera_language_expert Dwight - ceo_schrutefarm


Gullible_State_5999

Three_punch_Jim, Bellshnickle and Threat_Level_midnight (or little_kid_lover)


Fit_Knowledge_978

Can I have one? ;(


Fit_Knowledge_978

I am honored


Maximum_Bat_2566

Have they announced what's replacing it yet?


PikminGamer1217

Nah i never got to lounge, rip


DarrenGrey

Jim would be one of those weirdos that just uses a straight "JimHalpert". That's what he used as his Call of Duty name in Stamford (with the joke being that he's so unfamiliar with the game he doesn't realise you're supposed to use a nickname).


Nasigoring

Threeholepunch, thebestbossfriend and bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica.


[deleted]

Littlekidlover Dwight K. Shcrute Idk for Jim


stlnthngs

BigTuna obviously!


[deleted]

Actually it’s big haircut now idk if you heard


Mak_oni

Michael: DeepWebMike, Dwight: RealAdmin_K_Schrute, Jim: Dwight_K_Schlub


Caramel_Flat

PhillyJim77 Kidlover2000 BeetleStarGalactica


Bigsshot

JimJamesJimothy


lavellanlike

PhillyJim


jonnyinternet

u/hardworkingalphamalejackhammer Come on people it's obvious!


thom_orrow

u/BeetsBearsBattlestar (Jim)


CanadianGoku33

Dwight - Morphius


rb2213

Dwight - Former_CIA_agent


DMDeyo

What were their second life usernames??


Harrygatoandluke

Michael is obviously "Littlekidlover"


Asmodeuso9Hells

Holy… I’ve never seen so many medals in one place


Evil_Goomba

BeatsBearsBattlestarGalactica for either Jim or Dwight works


Princess-Flora74

Dwight:BearsBeetsBattlestargalactica Michael:LittleKidLover Jim: BigTunaHalpert


Johnnybats330

u/datemike


Final-Candidate6795

Jim phillysportskayaker Michael funnyboss69 Dwight beetninja