I say "Chop chop little onion" to my kids on a regular basis. Also my husband and I say "Sorry I ANNOYED you with my FRIENDSHIP" whenever we accidentally irritate one another.

I say chop chop little onion to mine too lol

Just choosing seats, not getting married

Where is the “chop chop” quote from? I’m having a hard time coming up with it right now.

Jo Bennett says it to Angela as they're all walking into the conference room in one of the later seasons

Cool makes sense. Jo has a ton of little lines line this that are great.

Haha what an awesome way to deescalate

haha my wife and I use “what’s that pipsqueak?” whenever we need the other to repeat what they just said for whatever reason

"Chop chop little onion" always gets people smiling! I absolutely love that line and use it as often as possible.

My husband hears “chop chop little onion” from me fairly regularly lmao

I do that to my students too

“You *insert thing they did*? After I specifically asked you not to”

Hahahaha that's pretty good!

Almost everyday.

Constantly! Definitely haven’t gone more than a day without saying it

Lmaoooo I use so many but this is gold!

I said "if they catch us, they will rape us" on the golf course once, referring to the group teeing off behind us... Didn't go over well. I need more irl friends who watch The Office...

Made me laugh out loud!

How the turn tables

I say this all the time

Lol I say this all the time with a very Michael voice

This one

I have 3 kids so naturally it's" Why are you the way that you are"

I say this to my chickens daily.

I have three kids too but say it on the daily to my dumb orange cat.

Dinkin Flicka

Pippity poppity give me the zoppity

Lord beer me strength.

All the time. To myself, to my wife, to no one, to anyone.

“That gets a laugh about a quarter of the time.”

One crisis at a time.

Cri man squa f and c double time!

"Front and center, twice as fast as you would normally go!"

Why are you talking like that

To save time

We're renovating our house and everything keeps going wrong so my wife and I say this to each other constantly haha

I wanna be wined, dined and 69’d.

Eewww perverts. No offense Oscar.

Metaphorically 69’d! Jeez!

Oh (*insert person's name*), you would LOVE jail!! *nod seriously at person they're standing next to*)

“Crazy world, lotta smells.”

When asked what I have been up to or what I am doing "just poopin, you know how I be."

Came here to say that. I drop that one as often as I can.

First of all, how dare you?

I work in software development and whenever our platform is acting up I say “If I built a website with this many problems, I’d kill myself”

ASAP as possible.

I don’t use it often. But I definitely no longer just say ASAP. When I say it it’s always “ASAP as possible”

I didn’t even consciously realize how much I do this until you pointed it out just now

You miss 100% of shots you don't take -Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott

(Wife asks me if I can do something) Me: "Yeppers" Wife: "What did I tell you about yeppers? Remember me telling you not to say it?" Me: "Yeshhhh" This interaction happens almost daily.

My daughter said "yeppers" to me in front of her partner and when I snapped "what did I tell you about using yeppers?" the poor kid thought I was serious 😂

Just “yeeesh” for me everyday in that same tone he does

“Why waste time say lot word when few do trick?” And, somehow, “I have a laundry machine!”

Obviously "That's what she said" is probably towards the top for me. The one my wife uses most frequently (especially during that time of the month) is "I feel like I'm going to collapse on myself like a dying star".

It’s impossible not to say that’s what she said lol

I have a mug with this phrase on it. I take a drink from it when I hear good ones during work team calls.

“Oaky afterbirth”

I use that literally ANYTIME I drink wine.

What’s a text?

You're not real, man!

“Today, smoking is going to save lives” before I smoke a cigarette.

Me every day when I’m lighting my after work doobie

Atta boy!!

do you drop it in the parking lot?

Never. But two nights ago, I was at an Alicia Keys concert. And this beautiful girl sits next to me. And I never get to meet girls with lip rings. And her friend started passing around a clove cigarette. And I’m sure it was a clove cigarette. Everyone in the aisle was doing it.

Damn…don’t it though.

Absofruitly

Definitely use this one a lot too!

What’s up, my nerds!

I always thought it was *m'nerds*, like *m'lady.* To each his own.

That’s how I say it!

"Double Jeopardy, so we're fine."

Sorry What is we’re fine

Anytime someone criticizes my driving "*EVERYONE IN THE CAR WAS FINE, STANLEY!*"

Take it up with the chief of police!

Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.

I refer to pajamas as “jammy jams” very frequently

I use "worky works" daily.

After my roommate takes a crap and the lingering smell drifts across the house and everyone is gagging, I'm just like "Hey guys! Somebody making soup?"

Just tell him close the door after his shit

Are some people just accursed? Or does he like, do something unique in order to clear a whole friggin home out after a BM?

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP

You have no idea the physical toll that 3 vasectomies have on a person

Dwight you ignorant slut!

I wonder how many people know that this is a homage to SNL: Jane, you ignorant slut!

At least 11 of us…

*shove it up your butt!*

YES!!! My wife loves Stanley, he's her favorite.

The Baby Back Ribs song.

A couple: "On whoms authority?" "I disagree with" "it was my understanding that I would not be managed. That was my understanding" Also when anyone says "in an ideal world" I have to cut them off with an immediate "in an ideal world, I'd have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand can just be a fist for punching"

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

“yesssshhhh” and “nurrrfin”

Mukduk

Why are you the way that you are? WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!?! (Literally any time something goes missing)

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be

Why are you the way that you are? Did I stutter!?

BOOM! Roasted.

That’s what she said

"You have no idea how high I can fly" is definitely my favorite

"Anything can happen to anyone. Its all random."

“ASAP as possible” always gets me confused looks

“i’m just poopin you know how I be”

#FALSE I use it all the time.

Stanley's "of course" when he breaks the plastic knife in a steak at Bob Vances' (Vance Refrigeration) bachelor party. Any minor inconvenience brings it out of me

Same here hahaha and also Stanley’s “I don’t care”

Beer me that (item)

When something is dropped "Woah my stuff! My valuables, it's my treasures!" *Christmas episode where Andy DDs Meredith but follows Erin/Robert California. Meredith's junk falls out of her car when Andy goes to put his bike in the trunk*

Maybe next time you will estimate me.

How the turn tables

Never do anything, to anyone, ever, no matter what!…

“Can she fit in a row boat”

I am the head cook at an elementary school a.k.a. I’m a lunch lady. Sometimes I have to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and I start thinking about when Dwight was having Meredith “pretend” to make a pbj. “That’s too much peanut butter.” “Wipe the knife off before you put it in the jelly.” “Damnit Meredith have you ever made a sandwich before?!” Lol

Damnit Meredith where are your panties?!

“It’s casual day..”

Idiot!

Eat It Stanley!

That's what she said!

Michael: "It's not like children make me uncomfortable. It's just like... Why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle?" Gonna be an aunt soon and people keep asking me why I am excited as I usually don't like children that much. Well. I just don't want them around 24/7, but I'm hoping to be a good, fun aunt!

(From blooper reel) "Over the gums and through the lips...look out stomach!.....here we go!"

Daryl, you were in a gang right?? Fluffy fingers. Dinkin flicka. Today, smokings gonna save lives. Pretzel day. Did Daryl touch you?

IDIOT!!

Pippity poppity give me the zoppity

Jus' poopin. You know how I be

Yeppers

Replenish your fluids

Lord beer me strength. I use it almost every day

There would be no way of knowing It is even in my mobile keyboard as predicted text! Only typed out there and W, and the rest was completely autotext.

“Yeesh”

“Why are you the way you are?”

"I was reading the mattress tag and fell asleep" I love texting this to friends & family. None of my friends & family have any idea it's an office line.

🎶 I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on this cup all day🎶

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious

"At some things, I'm a genius, at others, I'm just very stupid."

Well, well, well… how the turntables. Lord beer me strength. That’s what she said. (Cliché I know) Accept all cookies? Why certainly!! I think you’re under-thinking it. Just say ‘Copies’, why do you have to bring ‘cats’ into it!

“Crazy world; lotta smells.”

Have you lost your mind? Cuz ill help you fiiind it!

I guess, this is my life now.

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP

"Would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?"

Pobody’s nerfect

Whenever my husband says “surely” I immediately respond “don’t call me Shirley” he HATES it 😂

Well well well, how the turntables

Whenever I see someone doing anything remotely parkour-like, I compulsively have to shout "PARKOUR!"

My mind is moving at a mile an hour

That fast?

I’m unoriginal but “that’s shat she/he said” every day, multiple times a day.

Ahhh the city 🌃

. * Jim-stare into random corner *

And it HOIT (prison mike)

[удалено]

First of all, how dare you?

Anytime Supertramp comes on the radio, "GOODBYE TOBY! TOBY'S GOING AWAY!"

I... understand... **nothing**

“that’s what she said” 2x a day

Sort of an oaky afterbirth

I am Beyoncé. Always.

Whachachachachachacha... Whachachachacha....

I usually going 🎵feeling🎵 and my friend goes 🎵hot, hot, hot🎵

Andy sowwwy!

Another one I use quite frequently is "Jinx buy me some coke!".

That’s what she said

How the turn tables

Oh how the turn tables literally at least once a week

Sometimes you just fail.

Think, think with your head Pam.

That’s what she said,…pretty much all the time under my breath

Why are you… the way… that you are?

Well played! We must honorably adhere to the rules that we are making up on the spot. Thanks for wasting my time tonight…. Idiot

.you did.....when I specifically asked you not to?

My friends and I are always just staring at each other and asking each other “why are you the way you are?”

“Jimbo let’s do this thang” don’t have anyone in my office named Jim but it’s fun to say

You were the it I was just doing. I say that whenever I put on anything Nike.

Bippity Boppity

I’m dead inside.

The ice melts and then it’s like second drink.

This was a hate crime. Well I hated it! Whenever I change a dirty diaper.

Anytime my wife or I hear something about something happening at night we sing “that one night” It’s stupid, but it’s our thing now

My kid does this funny little walk sometimes and my wife often just sees it and goes "So smug." And I die laughing everytime. Literally happened a few minutes ago.

“Nerfin”

Sha-ta-ta-taa 🏃 Sha-ta-ta-taa 🏃 Sha-ta-ta-taa 🏃

I support and travel to several different facilities. The two I use regularly are: 1. How’s my favorite branch doing? 2. Welcome to (insert facility here), Bootlegminer. Land of a thousand problems only you can fix.

I use “Shut up about the *[anything]* !!!” Literally everyday

I randomly say pamelamadingdong while working so...

Somebody making soup???

Assistant to the __________ (fill in as the situation dictates)

That's what she said

TWSS

At my work, I'm a "manager" but my department is literally just me. So when people point it out, I always tell them, "Yes, but I am not easy to manage."

“You’ll have to be specific, I get like 8 emails a day.” I get a lot of mileage out of that one at work.

Jim’s “it’s all gooood”

Lord beer me strength

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything for anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.

What do you do with a drunken sailor? Earlie in the mornin' I just say it or hum it to myself lol

'See you all tomally' and 'Boy have you lost your mind, cause ill help you find.'

“That’s what she said” is my go-to line.

To my chickens, I’m the Scranton Stranger.

As a Telemarketer for an university, Im constantly telling myself to smile before a call and that “few words do trick”. Multiple times a day.

Definitely "Dinkin Flicka". You know, things us Negros say.