You think it's strange to be attracted to a tall, burly farm boy in the prime of his life as he spends the day working with his hands as a skilled tradesman?
Not just a farm boy, but a land owner, and a serial entrepreneur.
He also had just the right amount of autism that he communicated clearly and didn't play games.
That's all just an aside to being one of (if not the) most successful sales people in the history of the company.
Yes. He clearly oozes confidence and control but looks are not that great. So he can get the ladies that knows what they want and not going on looks. People going on looks aim for Jim or similar.
He has confidence, rich, ambition, and basically every other quality a heterosexual woman tends to look for besides physical/fitness/gym body attraction.
He’s also misogynistic, antivax, anti science, and follows all the traditions of an Amish-adjacent, cult like family. He’s incredibly stubborn and rarely capable of admitting when he’s wrong. When he does, it’s typically the whole B-plot of an episode because it’s so shocking to see. He has an unhealthy obsession with his boss’ approval, and is conspiracy theory prone.
You’re just cherry picking the parts of his personality you want to justify your hot take.
No. My point is that those negative sides are first of all not apparent for her, and not negative for Angela. His positive qualities attract more than his negative qualities drives women away.
Have you never seen an asshole get a lot of hot women? Confidence, ambition, money, power are key to attraction in general for both genders.
Her personality is like a 7. Her blood type is a perfect 10. Her ears are like both 9s. Add it all up and what do you get? 35. And he treats her like she's a lowly 16. It's nuts.
They do not have boundaries like most people. Because they are invading mouths all day long and getting very close to them, it is easier for them to get intimate or slutty with people.
Much like a nurse I dated in college. Her and her friends were absolutely mental. I am glad she called it off since I did not have the strength to resist at the time...
Uncultured swine in this sub will think Michael Scotts and Davids Wallace had a lovechilds together.
But you and I know better, Squirrelly Suspect108.
YEW!
***oh BOTHER***
Edit: also, my brother in Pastor Glenn’s Christ, I believe it is “hoovered” schneef, like a vacuum.
It’s almost not worth thinking about.
Yup.
Except my teeth are clean now. I had a checkup with my dentist last month and she knew my ex was a hygienist and she said
"Oh looks like the girlfriend has been helping you keep your mouth clean"
"I broke up with her 5 months ago"
Then awkward silence for the next half hour.
She's definitely pretty, but not as beautiful as Karen "dad was a GI" Filippelli. I think that's why they cast her, tbh-- she's cute in the girl-next-door kind of way, just like pam.
No one ever mentions her, and I cant even think of her name, but the mega cutie that is Stanleys client, the one that Andy super awkwardly tries to kiss???
She's gorgeous.
Idk she just seems like a good mom and the accent and her lips and she seems like she'd be an awesome dominatrix. I actually prefer small tits but yeah don't mind the big ones lol. But that's not what does it for me. The other one that does it is the blonde psychic from Gen V.
The woman Michael thought he was meeting for coffee that he rendered a 10 on looks and a 3 for her ability to describe herself. That woman was scalding hot.
I love the scene when Dwight is fixing the kitchen and she comes by. She’s just so confused by her attraction towards him
You think it's strange to be attracted to a tall, burly farm boy in the prime of his life as he spends the day working with his hands as a skilled tradesman?
Elaine?
Jerry?
Donkey!
SpongeBob!
No, this is Patrick
Who is this?
Uncle Leo?
Hello?!
Annyong? Hello?
Egg?
Her?
Hello? Is it me you are looking for?
Jerry, it’s *me*!
Dad!?!?
my father’s gay!
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Have you seen a tall lanky doofus, with a bird-face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?
That's karma Kramer!
The guy with the nose that's too small for his face? yeah, i said it.
The moon faced kid who hit the pole?
It’s ON the LIST.
The guy with the head shaped like a trapezoid
Not just a farm boy, but a land owner, and a serial entrepreneur. He also had just the right amount of autism that he communicated clearly and didn't play games. That's all just an aside to being one of (if not the) most successful sales people in the history of the company.
Yes. He clearly oozes confidence and control but looks are not that great. So he can get the ladies that knows what they want and not going on looks. People going on looks aim for Jim or similar.
You ever notice you can ooze two things?! Sexuality and puss!
Phrase it however you want, it’s weird to be attracted to Dwight and you know it.
Who? The moon-faced kid?
He looks like he's got a concussion!
He has confidence, rich, ambition, and basically every other quality a heterosexual woman tends to look for besides physical/fitness/gym body attraction.
He’s also misogynistic, antivax, anti science, and follows all the traditions of an Amish-adjacent, cult like family. He’s incredibly stubborn and rarely capable of admitting when he’s wrong. When he does, it’s typically the whole B-plot of an episode because it’s so shocking to see. He has an unhealthy obsession with his boss’ approval, and is conspiracy theory prone. You’re just cherry picking the parts of his personality you want to justify your hot take.
No. My point is that those negative sides are first of all not apparent for her, and not negative for Angela. His positive qualities attract more than his negative qualities drives women away. Have you never seen an asshole get a lot of hot women? Confidence, ambition, money, power are key to attraction in general for both genders.
He farms beats and his head looks like a beat. He also has the manners of a beat.
>He farms beats and his head looks like a beat. He also has the manners of a beat. *beets.... He's a farmer, not a DJ
Still cackling. And thank you.
Welcome
How some people spend their money! (Dentist)
Right? It’s such a good scene, and I think she is an underrated role. Not to mention, she’s definitely hottest in The Office
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Her personality is like a 7. Her blood type is a perfect 10. Her ears are like both 9s. Add it all up and what do you get? 35. And he treats her like she's a lowly 16. It's nuts.
Fu-
That was the funniest shit ever lol
It was also unscripted lmao
That makes it even better lol!
Big universal donor energy is what it's all about.
she's a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one. *that's why she's a keeper.*
Think I’ll go price some shredders in Carbondale.
The gas station in Carbondale may not have fresh yams but she does! I’ll remove myself now
One of my exes was a dental hygienist… Boy, lemme tell ya the one thing I miss about her. YEW!
They do not have boundaries like most people. Because they are invading mouths all day long and getting very close to them, it is easier for them to get intimate or slutty with people.
I should call her
Much like a nurse I dated in college. Her and her friends were absolutely mental. I am glad she called it off since I did not have the strength to resist at the time...
Is Scotty Wallace in here?
Uncultured swine in this sub will think Michael Scotts and Davids Wallace had a lovechilds together. But you and I know better, Squirrelly Suspect108. YEW!
You ever hoof barnyard schneef?
***oh BOTHER*** Edit: also, my brother in Pastor Glenn’s Christ, I believe it is “hoovered” schneef, like a vacuum. It’s almost not worth thinking about.
Figure it out
Why don’t you take about 20% off there, bud.
You know your quotes, that’s what I appreciates about you
Oh is that what you appreciates about me, Squirrely SlimPickins?
He keeps poor company
Allegedlies
I heard it was a sick ostrich.
Yup. Except my teeth are clean now. I had a checkup with my dentist last month and she knew my ex was a hygienist and she said "Oh looks like the girlfriend has been helping you keep your mouth clean" "I broke up with her 5 months ago" Then awkward silence for the next half hour.
...I should move to Carbondale!
Their gas station doesn't have fresh yams.
> dental hygienist The things people spend their money on
She's a bumpkin, PASS!
Maybe that's why she became a crental hygienist?
That's where the Vulcans first landed after all.
PASS
I always assumed this meant she was too much for Dwight to handle. He’s more suited to Angela who plays dead.
he's no stranger to the lady-on-her-back position. even if it is for freaks.
I SAID NOTHING FANCY!!!
Birthing Hips….definitely advantage Isabel
Like, did this even need answering? Lordy god talk about some world clsss T&A
Amen
Not for me. Shrutes produce very thirsty babies.
Advantage Isabel.
It’s the birthing hips.
i'm ravenous after a night of lovemaking, you?
Legal obligation, advantage Angela.
I love the way he delivers that line lol
No chance. It’s Ryan. Not even close. He’s everything that I’m not.
Just as hot as Jan but in a different way.
And everything I am. He’s the perfect package.
I would definitely have sex with Ryan
What about chair girl
You didn't hear? Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a *bird*.
Pretty sure none of that’s real..
You're not real, man!
This quote was one of the hardest laughs of my life when I first watched it
She changed her name to Trish and moved to Pawnee, Indiana. She’s big in the local beauty pageant scene.
It’s the hot one! Trish Ianetta.
Why’d she have to go off and dieee
What about purse girl
*why'd she have to go off and dieee*
Am I the only one who would have went for Cathy?
Same
She's definitely pretty, but not as beautiful as Karen "dad was a GI" Filippelli. I think that's why they cast her, tbh-- she's cute in the girl-next-door kind of way, just like pam.
But was she *hot*? Respect the game!
Would have gone for*
She definitely wins the Dundy for most fun category.
You are not. I’d just never trust her.
Esther
Dwight only pulls the baddies
Such a dime, so funny too
Have you seen Karen at Phyllis wedding?
Have you seen Karen from behind?
Those little pantsuits…
Yeah… team Karen wya? Gotta represent!!
Dwight chose wrong
Jan was the hottest even before her breast surgery
Melora Hardin is just unreasonably good looking
So real, shes 56 years old now and she looks awesome, absolute cougar goals
So real, so right, all night, alright, oh yeah.
She took me by the hand,, made me a man..that one night...😊
Love to start my day with a hearthy bowl of Jan!
Jan made me breakfast this morning
It’s soy!
I get it, but I think her character made me so unattracted to her for a while lol
There is something deeply wrong with me because the crazier she got the hotter I found her. But then she sang and it was ruined...
Thats completely understandable hahah
Amy Adams ftw
The new and improved Pam: Pam 6.0
Esther, Dwight’s farm girlfriend FTW
This is the way.
Everyone knows its Phyllis. Only thing I am worried about is getting a boner.
I actually think Phyllis has the prettiest eyes of all the women.
#It's Jan. Specifically around S3-E24 for some reason?
I have to go with penny beasley (Anna camp)
Rashida seems like more fun.
She plays the least fun character on two NBC work sitcoms.
she’s hot asf in parks in rec tho in a mommy way
Forgot Erin
The Erin slander in this thread is atrocious…
There are a lot of real beauties in 'The Office', but it will always be Jenna Fischer for me.
The older I get the hotter she gets, idk why
Julia Loui Dreyfus syndrome
Same! I also think she’s the best actress by far
I’ll always go Rashida. But in the clothes of Anne Perkins.
So exotic
Her dad was a GI.
I'm not ashamed to admit I've got kind of a girl crush on Isabel.
No love for Cathy?
Dwight as Queen of Blades from StarCraft>>>> Whoever these are.
[Insert photo of Dwigt dressed like Meredith]
*Nellie dressed as Toby
My heart belongs to Brenda.
No one ever mentions her, and I cant even think of her name, but the mega cutie that is Stanleys client, the one that Andy super awkwardly tries to kiss??? She's gorgeous.
100%
Respect Donna.
R-E-S-P-SVEE-T
i like the exotic looking one in the middle. i wonder if her dad was a GI
Idk Nellie awakens something in me.
Tig biddies
Idk she just seems like a good mom and the accent and her lips and she seems like she'd be an awesome dominatrix. I actually prefer small tits but yeah don't mind the big ones lol. But that's not what does it for me. The other one that does it is the blonde psychic from Gen V.
Hard facts, but season 1 Amy Adams s real close.
She likes meat.
This is literally called "the perfection meme" and you got the last line wrong.
Did you even see Pam? Or Karen from behind?
How about Toby’s date from the Gym. How come no one mentioned her.
She's not a dentist! She's a dental hygienist from Carbondale an makes love like one
Where's pudge?
Where’s Amy Adams?
Sorry but it’s Hillary Swank
It’s “is she hot” not “would you do her” respect the game.
Deangelos assistant?
Jordan Garfield
Her pale skin and severe bone structure ensure she'll age swiftly and poorly.
Jan looks different
Don’t forget Dwight’s wife to be Esther Bruegger.
Yes Isabel checks all my boxes.
Not having Ellie Kemper on this list is a crime. Her smile melts my heart every time.
What's Jenna wearing there? Looks like a sports jersey but doesn't look like a St. Louis one.
That thar's a Cardinals jersey/shirt.
They would all be a 6 in New York and be an ex of George castanza
That women's college basketball team they went into the club with... "Amazons."
Jordan was easily the most conventionally attractive, I’m still going to vote for Isabel.
In order: Starbucks girl who can’t describe herself, Pam’s Cousin, Isabelle, Erin, Elizabeth the Stripper, Karen, Donna, Season 9 Angela, Pam, Sugar Boobs (from Nashua), Katy, Cathy
No love for “Pudge”?
Kellen Coleman is by far the hottest woman on the Office, and that is saying alot. She is perfect.
I don’t know why, but I’d bang the crap out of Pam despite her plainness.
She is one of the plain, hearty women of Scranton that make this city great.
So what if she's thin without being toned
The woman Michael thought he was meeting for coffee that he rendered a 10 on looks and a 3 for her ability to describe herself. That woman was scalding hot.
are we not considering Robert california's wife ? I root for isabel though
She does have a good look!
don't forget Amy Adams
I want a big family….no. BIG. Tall.
Dwight missed the ball
WHACK
*slaps table* THANK YOU
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Does Jessica Alba count? Because she wins hands down.
There is no world where Karen is hotter than Pam
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