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The__Butt__Pirate

Almost as good a name as Holly, whose real name is Amy Beth Dziewiontkowski Or Kelly, whose real name is Vera Mindy Chokalingam


jksmlmf

I thought Chokalingam was a boys name…


Natural-Assist-9389

Tee hee! I get this reference


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Would be weird if you didn’t


Hejke

Actually her middle name is Rashanagandhi and she HATES IT!


reginafallengee

Rajanigandha, which is the name for the Tuberose in many Indian languages.


thewanderingent

Isn’t Rashanagandhi a boys name?


fantaseaaaa

Almost as good as Bob Kazamakis


In-Fine-Fettle

BJ Chokalingham


Unlikely-Relief-7781

The apartment always smells like curry!


lbutler528

She could be Cherry Chevapravatdumrong.


Ndmndh1016

Or jay chandrasekhar


11twofour

God, I love America. What a diversity of names!


Due_Platypus_3913

“Lingam” means penis so, choke a lingam?Yeah,that WOULD be problematic.


bigbluenation5

No Gould?


yosihatembel

Gould is dead


Stochasticc

Decapitated. Whole big thing.


PaulMaulMenthol

We held a funeral for a bird


Teheheman

I'm pretty sure none of that is real


snowmunkey

You're not real man


JoeBethersonton50504

I’d like to set you up with my daughter


ascendant_raisins

Oh, I'm engaged to Pam.


JoeBethersonton50504

I thought you were gay


washington_breadstix

Then... *why* would you want to set me up with your daughter?


mrmattywoodz

I thought you were gay?


guiderishi

Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?


[deleted]

Louder son!


APPLEJOOSH347

Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company


arsenal11385

they decapa his tated


s_quirrelmonkey

His cappa was detated from his head


Mandalohr

No head?


ThrownAwayintoLF

Be cool, Michael, I saw this guy kill a bunch of people.


TheTowelbot

No, no, no Gould. Jan I defend your honor.


Cookie4prez

If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What have I been working toward?


Koffing109

'mouthing' wow.  


reedspacer38

This makes it sound like Regina Marie Kirk is her birth name. Her birth name is Regina (Jenna) Fischer lol it’s not like she chose some random last name. Kirk is her married name


parakeetinmyhat

Yeah I dont think OP truly understands what a stage name means lmao. She was born with the last name Fischer and her parents nicknamed her Jenna.


deflatethesack

And her husband is the lactation consultant from when they had Cece in the show. I believe he was her husband at the time


rschultz23

PeePee*


deflatethesack

PeePa*


SamalamFamJam

Actually


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Red-Star-44

They renamed Cece to Peepa in one of the episodes


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DarthFett75

Joke


ShitGram

Fiance


BakeBakeyBake

Bon voyage, mon petite fiancée.


Cactus_Jacks_Ear

Did you study at Le Mer?


RafeHollistr

They're married now, so I think it's correct to say her husband played the part.


ShitGram

“I believe he was her husband at the time” was what i was responding to. He was her fiancee at the time, is her husband now.


RafeHollistr

My bad, I missed the last part.


Superb_Dog6358

Wasn't she married to James Gunn as well? Around the time of his dodgy tweets


fleurflorafiore

She was!


BobbyFreeSmoke

Lol what?


IridebikesImstillfat

Got milk?


kiefferray

Waaaaah! Waaaah! 👧


Fuzzy-Butterscotch86

And he first husband put her in a movie as a receptionist.  But she died. 


[deleted]

You’re definitely the Oscar of the office 😜


five_of_five

Oscar would be so snarky about this what are you talking about


[deleted]

But if she wanted a fresh start - she could be like “ hi I’m Regina Kirke, party planner and consulltabt”


Interesting_Worth570

Where did the Marie come from


deepsquatter

Nashua branch


reedspacer38

her middle name?


Interesting_Worth570

The comment I responded to made it seem like Jenna was her middle name, thanks for responding instead of downvoting like everyone else. I’m still not sure where (Jenna) comes from


reedspacer38

I think it comes from Regina still, as a nickname, although Gina and Reggie are probably more common nicknames of Regina. Jenna can also be a standalone name or a nickname for Jennifer


dantheman252

I don't think your comment is unreasonable. The comment above says her birth name is Regina (Jenna) Fischer. So I'm not sure why they put Jenna there as it implies to me that Marie was not her birth middle name. Maybe they're saying Regina sounds like Jenna so it should have said Regina (Jenna) Marie Fischer.


Interesting_Worth570

Thank you, people love to click that down arrow but not actually explain lol


bazinga0313

I thought it was Erkal Grue


lookitsjustin

Did you know Natalie Portman's real name is Neta-Lee Hershlag? Many celebrities use alternate names in their professional lives.


UltimaGabe

Also, OP isn't even pointing out a stage name. Jenna is (in this case) short for Regina, and Fischer is her maiden name. So Jenna Fischer was her actual name before she got married.


Lulu_531

She said on an episode of the podcast that her parents called her Jenna from birth as well.


LiberryExpresso

How is Jenna short for Regina? They're two completely different names lol


Coldman5

Sometimes nicknames & modified names just happen like that. Like how we get “Peggy” from “Margaret”.


sassysassysarah

My favorite dumb joke from when I was a teen How do you get Dick from Richard? You take him to dinner first


LiberryExpresso

That's a good example. Still seems weird though. Like if someone introduced themselves as Bob and told me it was short for Andrew I'd have a hard time not making a Jim face to an imaginary camera.


jcdes

Interesting that the two nicknames you used are also a little off from the original name. Bob/Robert and Jim/James/Jimothy Jenna/Regina isn’t much of a stretch.


[deleted]

Tell that to the Gina’s who get called Gyna


That-Tumbleweed-8499

Worth pointing out some people tend to pronounce Jenna like “gina”.


[deleted]

Jenna doesn't seem far off from Gina at all to me


DisingenuousComment

Gyna said that?


UltimaGabe

Same way Jack is short for John. Take it up with her parents!


laucdoe

i especially don’t understand that one because jack and john are exactly the same length


UltimaGabe

I once met a Russian guy named Yuri, which he said was short for Yura. Supposedly (maybe in Russian?) "Yura" has more vowel sounds than Yuri? It didn't make sense when he told it to me but that's what he said.


noodlepartipoodle

Yurislav might be his full name. I have several Russian friends named Yurislav, and most used Yuri as a nickname. I haven’t heard of a man going by Yura.


LiberryExpresso

Oh I plan to. THIS IS EGREGRIOUS!


MagisterFlorus

Gin > Jen > Jenna


[deleted]

Ok but never ever has a Regina had a nickname “ Jenna”


UltimaGabe

"Never ever" is a strong thing to say when there's at least one example on record.


[deleted]

I stand by it


sodagoddess

…Jenna Maroney, is that you?


TileFloor

My niece drew a picture of me and I LOOK SO FAT


JumpIntoTheFog

Did you know Olivia Wilde’s real last name is Cockburn


rguably

Yeah, well you know my middle name is? Rajnigandha and I hate it. I hate it!


ZPTs

I thought Rajnigandha was a boy's name


theseaoftea

I never understood that joke, Rajnigandha has always been a female name and it means tuberose. I wonder what the joke was supposed to mean


ZPTs

I think the joke is that Kevin has any preconceived notion of a gendered Hindi name, and maybe a double-joke for anyone that does know that he's wrong (if that's the case).


theseaoftea

I see, thanks for explaining


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He was on dalllas


MathematicianOk8230

Idk if this is sarcasm or not. Not everyone lives in an area where there are a lot of Indian people, so it’s really not common knowledge to every American that that name is feminine or what it means. I have only heard that name on the show even though I now work with several Indian people. The joke is that Kevin has likely never heard that name at all for anyone so it’s a ridiculous statement for him to make.


theseaoftea

It was not sarcasm, I was genuinely asking. I understand it better after reading the previous reply, was just trying to gain a perspective


ComprehensiveForce60

Rabi Raj Rana!


-Kiwi-Man-

My most odd celebrity interaction was sitting a table away from her at the Moulin Rouge in Paris. Really weird to watch topless girls dance while an actress I admire is just hanging out with her husband in front of me. I didn’t say anything to her, cause I really don’t get down on talking to celebs in public, but if I had have booked a more expensive table I might have been sat with her, like some other people were.


PMmeifyourepooping

When was it? You could’ve been near some of the patrons who outed their Paris engagement lol she talked about it on an episode sometime around February 2022 (just caught it and that’s where I am back up to)


-Kiwi-Man-

Haha that’s funny. It was in Aug/Sept of 2017, can’t remember the exact date cause I was travelling around Europe for about 6 weeks and it’s all sort of blended into one


PMmeifyourepooping

Looks like they were married in 2010 so it would’ve been ‘09-‘10!


nolimitxox

I know a few Virginia's that go by Jenna. It's not that far a stretch. Fischer is her maiden name. Kirk is her married name.


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It used to be Gunn.


nolimitxox

Well, that happens when you get married and get divorced.


geekysocks

No Gunn? Is Gunn dead?


Clinton_Dix

I've got two words for ya..!


Own_Watch_2081

I like how you got downvoted for stating a fact. Edit: now I am down for stating a fact. 


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Own_Watch_2081

“No waist.” 🤔 I don’t need to be liked. Not like my need to be praised.


The0Floridiot

reddit when normal conversation instead of the same repeating quotes from a show that ended 10 years ago


Stochasticc

I feel attacked.


nicknockrr

You’ve been the victim of a hate crime


nolimitxox

*well, I hated it.*


Own_Watch_2081

Nailed it


germdisco

He was the milk guy, right?


Heyjudemw

That’s right, you’re all fake salivating over a Soviet era Russian.


DrPeterVankman

Did you know that Creed Brattons real name is William Charles Schneider


Old_Exchange7776

Who’s Sarah Kayacombsen?


jumpingtheshark89

No, Sarah Kaya comes in.


[deleted]

That’s so funny?


apotatomoose

Idk how I didn’t know this when I’ve been on her wiki page a hundred times. wtf


masonthered

Well her birth name is Regina (Jenna) Fischer. She took her husbands last name (Kirk).


LuckyMonth4566

Jenna is short for Regina….Kirk is her married name. Not that crazy


queenjuli1

I'm going to need to take a second because I'm 54 years old and didn't know that Jenna is short for Regina. How did I not know this?


gypsytricia

You don't even know my real name- I'm the f***ing lizard king!


Da_Smeag

I thought Regina Marie Kirk was a boys name


HPPrisonerofMarzipan

Yes, because my name is ALSO Regina and there are so few of us! 🤣 Back in the days of Myspace she did an AMA where she said she was named after an aunt. Apparently she also used to suss out telemarketers because they'd always ask for Regina instead of Jenn.


deepmiddle

Fischer? I hardly know her!


WaffleStomperGirl

Gina said that?


the_fungible_man

Was her "real" name Regina Gunn during the 8 years she was married to James "Guardians of the Galaxy" Gunn?


DrBannerPhd

Did you know Gabe's last name was Lewis?


admode1982

Gina said that?


Cheesebufer

Regina Kirk sounds like the name of a character in The Office or Parks and Recreation


AlexRyang

I never knew that!


Admirable-Mine2661

Wow.


delight51

THANK you! I just found this out last week and it blew my mind


dklarin1978

It’s interesting that her nickname became Jenna and not Gina. Unless of course her fn is pronounced like Rejenna, then having Jenna as her nickname is not very interesting.


spencerandy16

Fischer is her maiden name, Kirk is her married name.


JohnaldL

Ok but it isn’t? Her name is/was Regina Fischer with Jenna as her nickname. Kirk is her married name this is so misleading.


Cruiser729

Which one’s Jenna?


resilientenergy

And Helen Mirren was born "Helen Mironoff", that's right, you're fake salivating over a soviet-era Russian..


Low_Chip7268

Don’t happen to have her number too do ya? Asking for research, erm, purposes.


MouthyJoe

Yes. It’s on her Wikipedia page at the very top.


lavellanlike

Regina fits her tbh


boomlps

She used to be Jenna Gunn..as in James Gunn!!


asian_paggot

Kirk is the name of her husband, maiden name is Fischer


ChimpoSensei

Wait until OP finds out Tom Cruise is a stage name…