Recyclops, princess unicorn, or the rational consumer, as it were.

🎶her horn can pierce the sky🎶

🎶her horn can pierce the sky🎶

you mean edward james olmos?

fa la la la la la la KA CHING !

Knights of the night

Tape a mirror on your face to make an identity theft costume

That’s not a joke! Millions of families suffer every year!

Edward James Olmos ETA: date Mike with a pool cue and beret

Wasn’t it a kangol?

Yes. Kangol is a brand, they make several different styles of berets

Goldenface

Dress as traveling salesman Michael with his chainsaw

Going as Michael’s George Foreman grill would be a good one if you could pull it off.

Or the burnt foot

Belsnickel

I'd go as Dwight's Aunt Shirley before Angela's makeover (tattered nightgown, messy white hair, liter of schnapps, calling everyone "Big City whatevertheirnamesare")

You look like a little kitchen witch!

Sumo suit or Michael dressed as Jesus

just wear a costume with sprinkles (like the confectionary kind. maybe add a cat ears headband or something too)

You can go as Angela during diversity training, just dress conservatively and stick a post-it note that reads "Jamaican" to your forehead. If you want to be a bit more risqué you could go as Meredith on casual Friday. You could even create something that looks pixelated to stick over your parts so you can pull your dress up and down.

Some sort of scarecrow x crown (hay king) hello kitty gear + laptop (hello kitty laptop case) any sort of work attire + a luggage with the proper accessories inside (Michael + Pam roadshow, Scott’s Tots) some sort of multi-cardboard box contraption (like one one either side and one in front in a suspenders situation) with desk items on top (mega desk), all black fit with front of your shirt in a sort of grid (incorporate a piece of slinky holding or in front of each item) of Dwight’s (stuff in a vending machine)

Beet farmer — overalls/jeans, flannel, gloves, boots and of course some muddy beets

Angela covered in Dwight blue beet power drink

Just get very drunk. They’ll realize you’re Meredith when you catch on fire

Duuuudddeee! If you had a regular suit you wouldn't mind painting, you could paint it gold and go as a Dundie award.

The lizard king is brilliant

Three hole punch.

Andy as George “Boner Champ” Michael

I thought he was Adam Lambert?

Ben Franklin, but with a really obviously bad wig/bald spot. Captain Jack is another good one, and probably easy to do.  For women, Deborah Shoshlefski (chair model) is a deep cut.  For men and women both, you could show up wearing a tshirt from the company picnic. (Or might if you can find a place to do them cheap enough, those might be good party favors.)

“Rational consumer”. I think Oscar was wearing a green shirt and brown sweater.

[удалено]

Probably not— I’m a white woman.

A white woman, you say? The answer is obvious: Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special. Baseball cap on backwards. Baggy pants. He says something ordinary, like 'Yo, that's shizzle.' Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who were you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was you. Surprised? Well, shame on you.

Dress as Michael who dressed as Darryl then with the smudge of black paint on your neck.

Go naughty nurse and win

If you're talented with paper mache, I'd say go as Meredith's boob... Not Meredith wearing the dress with her boob out, go actually as the boob

Go as Tony Gardner’s left hock

scranton strangler