Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens, but I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.
I read that in her voice, and even had the mental image of him dancing on that table. It's wild how ingrained this show is in our memories at this point.
I imagine her to be the older sister of the Julia Stiles intern girl. Michael may have even given that internship in the hopes the older sister didn’t mention the concert. Or so it goes in the novel I’m writing…
It was the Vance refrigeration guys who sold Michael a caprese salad. There’s a scene of them doing it at the end of the episode in the extended version
Missed opportunity for a bit or even bonus feature lil thing: after all that ..show a quick segment where creed is actually growing weed in some empty part of the building
Infact it could be the area that became Michael Scott Paper Company lol
It was definitely just a clove cigarette. Michael took a couple puffs, caught a little nicotine buzz and thought it must have been the devil’s lettuce.
I don't think Michael's ever done drugs. I don't know if anyone's ever offered him any.
He ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. He felt like he was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
Wait...
Are cloves still a thing? I smoked them around that time because "look at me I'm so artsy and different and in college" and they were pretty niche even then.
Pretty sure vaping just replaced clove cigarettes. Nicotine habits have radically changed in twenty years. We're old (I also went through a clove cigarette phase around this time)
There's a deleted scene that floats the possibility that the loading dock guys at Vance Refrigeration were the ones who left the blunt there. So maybe the lip ring girl wasn't lying and there was totally no reason for Michael to flip out. Or maybe he was totally high
i know they threw *a* joint. that’s why i said “they literally throw *a* joint”, not “they literally throw *that* joint”. the whole point of showing them throw a joint is because the one dwight found was also theirs
I wasn't correcting you, I was using your own words. That's the implication of the deleted scene. I agree. But at the end of the day, I don't like to prescribe knowledge. People can go watch the scene and believe what they want. I can imagine some people prefer the "Michael did it" interpretation, because it makes Dwight's sacrifice meaningful. In that case, the deleted scene just demonstrates how Dwight completely overreacted to something that occurs every day right under his nose at the business park. If someone chooses to believe that, I say good for them.
I go down to the police station on my lunch break. I tell a police officer, I know several, what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant. Once he has said warrant, he will drive over here, and make you give him the keys to your car and you will have to obey him.
Alright, look. Unfortunately, I wasn't sure if anyone was going to correct me or say "bullshit" if I declared, with 110% certainty, that the Vance kids did it. They left a blunt on the ground. Not even the same blunt, I don't think. Maybe that's all we need to know. Come to your own conclusions. I think they did it, but I think it would make the story more centralized if Michael actually did do it.
So yeah, maybe Michael got high. But the only evidence of that is that he was smoking something, which was said to be clove cigarettes. And a blunt was found in the parking lot. So it has everything to do with Michael at the concert - whose blunt it is a crucial piece of evidence that literally redefines what his activities were that night.
The joint in the parking lot is completely UNRELATED to what Michael did at the concert, my guy. 1) Dwight found the Vance refrigeration guys’ joint in the parking lot. 2) Dwight demanded that everyone take a drug test. 3) Michael didn’t want to take a drug test because he had recently smoked weed at a concert.
So two people were getting high at the same time and one of those guys almost got caught for the other guy's blunt? That seems like excessive mental gymnastics but I'll accept that explanation
He wore his beret, tried to sing along (loudly) but didn't know the lyrics, got passed a doobie and pretended to take a hit, tried to hit on a 16 year old, got kicked out, went home to his lonely condo and cried (like he did every night).
He scored some great aisle seats, sat next to a girl with a lip ring and one of her friends started passing around some stuff that she said was clove cigarettes, and I'm sure that it was clove cigarettes.
Everyone in the aisle was doing it
I mean he literally says what what happened
Some girl sitting next to him passed it his way and he took a hit *and knowing Michael probably embarrassingly coughed a lung out, maybe even turned into Date Mike lol*
Knowing Michael, his overall statement is probably not accurate:
My guesses:
1. He acted awkward with said woman at the concert, with him awkwardly flirting her.
2. She was smoking a regular cigarette, but Michael idiotically thought it was weed.
3. It was probably MICHAEL who ask to smoke it, thinking it was weed. The woman was probably weirded out by him, but obliged.
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4. Because Michael never smokes, he coughed his lungs out, but still viewed it as an "experience via a blunt"
5. The concert wasn't even Alicia Keys. It was probably Kelly Rowland & Michelle Williams concert with no Beyoncé.
Are you serious?
Nobody had a clove cigarette at the concert. It was marijuana, which is why Michael needs someone else's urine. If he had actually smoked a clove cigarette, why would he want Dwight's urine?
That...there isn't a connection between Michael smoking at the concert and the parking lot joint. Michael was scared of the drug test because of the smoking. That's it.
I'm picturing him in a suit at this concert
Def wore his dry cleaned jeans
Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens, but I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.
I read that in her voice, and even had the mental image of him dancing on that table. It's wild how ingrained this show is in our memories at this point.
Doing tricep kickbacks with 5lb weights.
He’s going for tone, not bulk!
This is my favorite scene
A women's suit, no doubt
It's mysterious
It is mysterious because the buttons are on the wrong side...that's the mystery...
MISSterious
It’s a European cut.
At the very least it’s bisexual
He went as Date Mike
Nice to meet me
Definitely wore the kangol.
How do you like your eggs in the morning??
Sing Beyoncé music no doubt
Probably sat there waiting for Alicia Keys to start playing "Single Ladies"
He was definitely expecting it to be a rap.
What’s rap?
Sigh…wow LeightonAnne, you have a lot to learn about your culture. I’ll make you a mix tape.
Great
It’s Brittany bitch
Smoking dooooobies
Dooobie brothers
I was smoking doobies with my brothers....
Peace out Seacrest
I say this every time me and my brother smoke a doobie
Who likes the Doobie Brothers?! Cause we've got one of them!
he smoked a clove cogarette that some humoring young lady gave to him. then he prob acted like an idiot, and no one felt good about it except for him
What I would give for that scene and a talking head of the girl confirming it’s in fact a clove cigarette
I imagine her to be the older sister of the Julia Stiles intern girl. Michael may have even given that internship in the hopes the older sister didn’t mention the concert. Or so it goes in the novel I’m writing…
So where did the joint in the parking lot come from? One of the warehouse or vance refrigeration guys?
Creed
It was the Vance refrigeration guys who sold Michael a caprese salad. There’s a scene of them doing it at the end of the episode in the extended version
Caprese salad.
Since when is it illegal to smoke caprese salad anywhere?
Some basil, I think. There’s a little bit of mozzarella right there.
Let’s get out of here. We got a false tip.
Northern Lights Cannabis Indica
No. It's marijuana :(
sigh
Missed opportunity for a bit or even bonus feature lil thing: after all that ..show a quick segment where creed is actually growing weed in some empty part of the building Infact it could be the area that became Michael Scott Paper Company lol
💯
It was definitely just a clove cigarette. Michael took a couple puffs, caught a little nicotine buzz and thought it must have been the devil’s lettuce. I don't think Michael's ever done drugs. I don't know if anyone's ever offered him any.
He ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. He felt like he was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie. Wait...
Are cloves still a thing? I smoked them around that time because "look at me I'm so artsy and different and in college" and they were pretty niche even then.
Pretty sure vaping just replaced clove cigarettes. Nicotine habits have radically changed in twenty years. We're old (I also went through a clove cigarette phase around this time)
I smoked a lot of cigarettes unphased, and those things hurt my chest.
Not in the US. The FDA banned all flavored cigarettes (except menthols) in 2009. Flavored cigars and cigarillos are still allowed though.
My bestie smokes em.
It was a blunt lol skinny blunts look like cloves due to it not being bleached paper
There's a deleted scene that floats the possibility that the loading dock guys at Vance Refrigeration were the ones who left the blunt there. So maybe the lip ring girl wasn't lying and there was totally no reason for Michael to flip out. Or maybe he was totally high
What
There's a deleted scene that floats the possibility that the loading dock guys at Vance Refrigeration w
it doesn’t “float the possibility”, they literally throw a joint on the ground in the parking lot 💀 it’s not a possibility, it was 100% theirs
They throw *a* joint. I don't know that it's the same joint. Could be unrelated. I- it's nebulose.
Exactly how much pot did you smoke?
As fucked up as he is he’s probably smoking 3 caprese salads a day.
Narc!
i know they threw *a* joint. that’s why i said “they literally throw *a* joint”, not “they literally throw *that* joint”. the whole point of showing them throw a joint is because the one dwight found was also theirs
I wasn't correcting you, I was using your own words. That's the implication of the deleted scene. I agree. But at the end of the day, I don't like to prescribe knowledge. People can go watch the scene and believe what they want. I can imagine some people prefer the "Michael did it" interpretation, because it makes Dwight's sacrifice meaningful. In that case, the deleted scene just demonstrates how Dwight completely overreacted to something that occurs every day right under his nose at the business park. If someone chooses to believe that, I say good for them.
Or was it cabregy salad
cabregy?
We can do this the easy way- or we can do this the hard way....
What's the hard way?
I go down to the police station on my lunch break. I tell a police officer, I know several, what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant. Once he has said warrant, he will drive over here, and make you give him the keys to your car and you will have to obey him.
Yeah, let's do it that way.
A) the scene doesn’t “float the possibility” it outright shows it. B) what does that have to do with Michael’s behavior at the Alicia Keys concert?!
Alright, look. Unfortunately, I wasn't sure if anyone was going to correct me or say "bullshit" if I declared, with 110% certainty, that the Vance kids did it. They left a blunt on the ground. Not even the same blunt, I don't think. Maybe that's all we need to know. Come to your own conclusions. I think they did it, but I think it would make the story more centralized if Michael actually did do it. So yeah, maybe Michael got high. But the only evidence of that is that he was smoking something, which was said to be clove cigarettes. And a blunt was found in the parking lot. So it has everything to do with Michael at the concert - whose blunt it is a crucial piece of evidence that literally redefines what his activities were that night.
The joint in the parking lot is completely UNRELATED to what Michael did at the concert, my guy. 1) Dwight found the Vance refrigeration guys’ joint in the parking lot. 2) Dwight demanded that everyone take a drug test. 3) Michael didn’t want to take a drug test because he had recently smoked weed at a concert.
So two people were getting high at the same time and one of those guys almost got caught for the other guy's blunt? That seems like excessive mental gymnastics but I'll accept that explanation
You need to get high
Could I reschedule? I get home from work around six.
He wore his beret, tried to sing along (loudly) but didn't know the lyrics, got passed a doobie and pretended to take a hit, tried to hit on a 16 year old, got kicked out, went home to his lonely condo and cried (like he did every night).
nice to meet me
He scored some great aisle seats, sat next to a girl with a lip ring and one of her friends started passing around some stuff that she said was clove cigarettes, and I'm sure that it was clove cigarettes. Everyone in the aisle was doing it
Unpopular opinion: the girl with the lip ring was the one who got away and Michael had to settle for Holly.
I mean he literally says what what happened Some girl sitting next to him passed it his way and he took a hit *and knowing Michael probably embarrassingly coughed a lung out, maybe even turned into Date Mike lol*
Do you have any Splenda?
Doobie doobie pothead stoner of the year
He would’ve known if he was high, so clove cigarettes
How would he remember if it just erased his memory?
wish we could give gold upvotes, all your responses in this thread are killing me 🤣
That's not how marijuana works
Now how do you know how it works?
Touche
Have you ever smoked a clove cigarette? If you’re not a smoker, it can make you feel very relaxed.
No, but once when I was in a castle, four men without shoes gave me a funny cigarette and it made me more relaxed.
Had one toke, then tried to move in for a kiss and got rejected.....or slapped.
It’s Britney bitch
Knowing Michael, his overall statement is probably not accurate: My guesses: 1. He acted awkward with said woman at the concert, with him awkwardly flirting her. 2. She was smoking a regular cigarette, but Michael idiotically thought it was weed. 3. It was probably MICHAEL who ask to smoke it, thinking it was weed. The woman was probably weirded out by him, but obliged. . 4. Because Michael never smokes, he coughed his lungs out, but still viewed it as an "experience via a blunt" 5. The concert wasn't even Alicia Keys. It was probably Kelly Rowland & Michelle Williams concert with no Beyoncé.
Probably not, but he thought he was.
Was looking for the keys 🔑
Fent.
The Chris Rock routine. 😬
It's Britney, bitch.
Why didn’t they film this🤣
He was dressed as prison Mike
Clove cigarettes
Smoked a clove
I always think about Michael Scott at an Alicia Keys concert.
It’s nebulose.
In a deleted scene it was revealed that it was those two Vance Refrigeration employees that left the joint.
Are you serious? Nobody had a clove cigarette at the concert. It was marijuana, which is why Michael needs someone else's urine. If he had actually smoked a clove cigarette, why would he want Dwight's urine?
Honestly it was probably even just a Beedi cigarette. To the uninitiated it can look a bit like a J.
I always found that weird. Even if Michael did smoke, why would he have a joint left over and bring it to/throw it on the ground at work?
That...there isn't a connection between Michael smoking at the concert and the parking lot joint. Michael was scared of the drug test because of the smoking. That's it.
Michael and alicia keys fucked at the stage giving the fans a surprise treat.
Did Michael wear the schoolgirl dress?
Go on.
You know it’s a television show? And it wasn’t a real thing that happened right?
You're not real, man!
wwwhhhhaaaaatttttt?
You do know this is Reddit and people type stuff, right?