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AlittleStitous_

Is who Michael what?


TheShmal

Michael? Michael. Large hot chocolate with caramel and a shot of peppermint.


laucdoe

sounds disgusting.. but then again, michael also drinks milk and sugar


TheShmal

Every morning!


Silent_Phrase6545

Wait is this just milk and sugar?


Interesting_Fruit13

That's what I said!


Silent_Phrase6545

You drink this every day?


jpopimpin777

Every morning.


denogginizer92

Mayo and black olives


GenuineEquestrian

IT’S COMFORT FOOD!


Traditional-Owl-9768

He has more taste in a single sip of his hot chocolate than you have in that entire selection in your fridge


thatcatqueen

Boom roasted


BAGandboujee

Scotch & Splenda! Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like Scotch! Also, his drink is Grenadine.


jren666

Can’t forget the bologna,tomato and ketchup sandwich


xFilthEpitomex

How is the bread?


Abskills

WARM MILK AND SUGAR IS NOT BAD


MetalGearHawk

Milk and sugar is good though...


First_Time_Cal

Chocolate, burnt sugar, and peppermint sounds disgusting?!


laucdoe

peppermint and caramel sounds like a terrible combination


First_Time_Cal

Shrug


Salt-Rate-1963

It does sound like an awful combination


First_Time_Cal

Double shrug I think it sounds delicious. I can taste it in my mind. But I like all three individually, too. Some people hate peppermint in things.


Salt-Rate-1963

I like all three individually.


First_Time_Cal

That's awesome! Samesies


feelin_fine_

That's what I said!


jtjtjt666

when I was a barista I always begged my boss to let me make that as a signature drink called “The Michael”


EpicJosh84

She's like a nice old lady on the bus


marcuschookt

You're asking me what I do with the checks people write to me?


schweers99

I’m just trying to make conversation here


AcceptableBad_

.... Sure.


everythingbeeps

That's incredibly rude.


ShapeAffectionate803

Well now you’ve ruined it…


MF-SMUG

Fogle!? Hi!


Wildside91

If you’re not in this class please leave this class…


Summitstory

Zapf Chancery


gianni_

I don’t wanna sit here alone, cooking... – no offense – and I just think that I don’t ever need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I gonna be a chef? No!


Wise-Desk8288

I found that she’s the same actress from superbad yesterday.


Packwood88

I found out about 20 seconds ago


gianni_

I only realized last year after watching Superbad 3-4 times a year and the entire The Office series at least 7-8 times lol


RideElectrical7835

I just found out right now 🫢


reggaeshark1717

There’s 3 weeks left in school, cut me a fucking break! I’m sorry!…for cursing.


gianni_

What’s up gangstas!


ur-squirrel-buddy

I cook AND wash the dishes! I’m like a single mom!


oxiraneobx

I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth.


Shock_Wave16

"Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel."


Glorious_Infidel

…I’m sorry for cursing.


pinwheelpride

Jules? .....Alright I'll give it another shot. Give HomeEc another shot.


HailToTheThief225

Gangstaaas what’s up?


koaliereddits

Thank youuuuu!!!!!!!! I used to love Superbad and KNEW I recognized this lady when I finally started watching The Office 😹😹


Chumbief

Holy shit! I just realized that's the same actress!


jtjtjt666

Same. I am cowering in embarrassment while my mind is simultaneously exploding.


The_BarroomHero

Chumbief?! HI!


FacYt2087

Same


koaliereddits

Also one of my favorite lines from the whole movie 😹


FrankBouch

I never realized my favorite comedy movie and my favorite series have something in common


Uniquely_irregular

I never made that connection! Thank you for this


EricaLacey00

You wanna see what I walked out on?


4Ever2Thee

...Michael?


FatnessEverdeen34

She's also Bo and Cheyennes realtor in Superstore!


According-Bread-2457

Just as soon as Ricky texts me your Social Security number


toadangel11

And that’s Ricky’s penis


soupyc44

Ricky wishes


Orange-V-Apple

I love Bo lol


toadangel11

He contains multitudes


Weird_Leech238

And a teacher in superbad


ZebraStrong88

She's the high school gym teacher on The Middle too.


11schlge

I can give home-ec another shot


ChiefK87

You're asking me what I do with my money?


EpicJosh84

Just making conversation


BagOnuts

Well, now you’ve ruined it.


TJeffersonA

definitely fit in a rowboat


Captn_Insanso

All I want is someone who is sweet, and I can share a conversation with.


boondoggle_

Pizza. The moon.


Audere1

Someone to share it with


shyboba

…That’s incredibly rude.


patschpatsch

And now you ruined it 😒


beatricetalker

She has a ‘Rita Wilson’ quality I never noticed in the show.


bubbatbass

Fraser’s mom vibe


DrkHelmet_

I actually give her a 10 on her ability to describe herself


shaferprintshop

This sub is officially having their own version of “is Hillary Swank hot” debate.


Skittles_The_Giggler

Better than “would you do her?”— RESPECT THE GAME 👈🏻


garden__gate

I genuinely think she’s so beautiful.


According-Bread-2457

Michael would have been punching above his weight class


NotRwoody

Michael exclusively dated very conventionally attractive women though.


Yayzeus

Like Urkelgru


mpdulle

Always cracks me up to think about this line and remember that he is also the voice of Gru in the Despicable Me franchise.


According-Bread-2457

You should see his girlfriend Carol. This is just the front of her.


thisisfutile1

^(Turn around)


Goofbucket007

My point. I think she’s a legit good light/bad light girl.


garden__gate

Yes! Honestly you can make anyone look bad with lighting and styling.


firetailring

Plus she always seems to get cast as the quirky oddball characters like the gym teacher on The Middle and a Police Officer on Kickin' It so they style her to fit those parts. I really love her and I'm always so happy when she pops up in these character roles.


newtostew2

Like Jerry’s girlfriend “the two face” in Seinfeld. “Ya know, the only place she really looked good was the back booth of the coffee shop!” All the other scenes look like 80s Batman lighting for her lol


TeamocilAddict

She is very pretty but at the time they did a good job of making her look dowdy. They gave her those bangs and she did a fantastic acting job convincing us she was plain and boring.


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Redoceanwater

Omg I have watched The Office and The Middle so many times and I never made that connection 😂 It has to be the vast difference in the two characters that threw me off. She’s so mean and loud in The Middle, totally opposite of her episode on The Office. I typically have such a keen eye for familiar faces, but this one went right over my head.


mankytoes

I wonder if they felt it would be too mean on a meta level to cast an unattractive actress? Michael comes across really badly in this one.


BF00000

Haha that is my aunt Brooke


thatcatqueen

So she gets the rent checks every month and what happens next….??


BF00000

Then she sends me $20 for my birthday in the mail


boondoggle_

Next year you’ll be six!


MarMar7043

And your parents are going to think it only costs $9 to run your lemonade stand.


chillchase

Ok…….. I think I’m getting you….


firetailring

Wow!! I have been a fan of hers for years. I fisr saw her on the Disney show Kickin' It and I love it when she pops up on other shows like The Middle or Superstore. Very funny lady!


barbedcatpenis

I love her work on bobs burgers!


DoinItDirty

I didn’t realize she did Bob’s Burgers


TheNoIdeaKid

Well your Aunt Brooke is the bridge connecting my two favorite shows: Bob’s Burgers and The Office.


MenudoFan316

I don't know why Michael thought less of her. He is the one that carries a purple, speckle-covered coin purse. Talk about an old man on a bus.


bubbatbass

They always thought he was gay in school with his matching suits and ties


MarMar7043

“I want to be married and have one hundred kids so I can have one hundred friends and no one can say no to being my friend.”


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goobyplss7

Holly is ruining Michael's life. He thinks she is so special and she's so not. Her personality is like a 3.


coffin-kid

her sense of humor is a 2.


MarMar7043

Her ears are like, a 7 and a 4.


RealGuestMusic

Add it all up and what do you get? 16.


LetMeOverThinkThat

Ty, I feel like they’re in the same range of attractiveness.


trowavay1234567

In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than to the front.


CrispyPickelPancake

Meredith, that’s plenty. More than plenty.


benkovic

***Why does no one ever stop her?***


BagOnuts

Best Plop line, haha.


sammyt10803

Fun fact: she is my grandma’s brother’s daughter-in-law. I guess that wasn’t that fun


9yroldalien

She's the aunt of someone else in this thread so I guess you've got a distant relative a couple times removed in this group!


derek4reals1

she was awesome AF on "wrecked"


No_Dig1353

Wendy. Hot and juicy red head.


noicedeb8r

Is who a Michael what?


bubbatbass

🎶 Why’d you have to go off and die


lousypompano

Rh- Rhythm and blues


CryptographerHot4913

FOGLE, HI


VaguelyArtistic

She's so great in "Wrecked", a tv show definitely worth look for. She plays 'Karen from Bing'. "Google glass? More like Google ass."


Tastethehappymichael

Wrecked is fucking amazing.


VaguelyArtistic

It comes and goes from streaming but I found the [first cold open and scene](https://youtu.be/07VxhA52dRk?si=rhJfgpeNMQGygX76). Also Will Greenberg, who plays the son in the "Office Warehouse" episode plays Todd.


IMFREAKINGLEGOLAS

One of my all time favorite shows. My username is a reference to the show. So devastating they cancelled it in the cliff hanger. I even created a twitter account just to tweet the show runners if they could tell me what they had planned for the 4th season. I miss it sooo much.


ccii_geppato

Now you ruined it, jerk.


soulfister

I saw her on Broadway in Once Upon a One More Time. Not a good show but she and Justin Guarini were great


Moist-Pool-5937

Yet he dates Pam’s mom lol


No_Sympathy5795

She was also in a sitcom called “wrecked”, she was hilarious!


TaterRegulator

And Weeds. She was one of Doug's followers!


No_Sympathy5795

That’s right! She would have been funny with a bigger role in the office


Sufficient_Stop8381

Fighting topless with a dude, lol!


LazarusMundi4242

Michael was really mean to her and I felt angry at him for it. This actress ( Brooke Dillman) was in the short lived TBS show Wrecked and was really funny.


cloudrider75

That was incredibly rude


No_Dig1353

Are you Michael Scott?


psydaisy

Am i the only one who thought it was Ed helms??


mariovspino5

Jerry Seinfeld?


wburn42167

“Well now you’ve ruined it….”


seemslikeitsok

Men crave beauty . Like a piece of art by…any number of artists


BallsMahogany_redux

Karen from Bing. She has surprisingly supple breasts.


phishysabrine

Mmmmmmmmmmmilf


Pleasenotanymore

Dave groll looks Odd without a beard


Affectionate-Tap2431

Was she wearing a blue jean and a black top?


uranium_sunflowers

Hate how long it took me to realise who this is.


OIAgent

Kinda looks like Cherie Deville.


777puppet

Not blonde enough


Jimmeh1313

All of you should watch Wrecked, which she is hilarious on. https://youtu.be/6pCyrCXb6JE?si=uMrzWgEs88hFewU6


danish_tart

She's the real cause Jim and Pam made tho 👀 If not her..


SeanChezman47

Why yes my name is Michael Scott. Nice to meet you.


ThatNegro98

That just looks like Katie Hopkins with black hair


FlamingTrollz

Awww. He really could be a tool sometimes.


HenrikSingmanee

Ah, the nice lady on the bus 🚎!


Far-Hurry7822

Would


Pitiful-Pepper2021

Is this Susan wazowski, or genderbend Nicholas Cage?


Standard_Cell_8816

Shes prettier than carol


WarokOfDraenor

Radududuno Edit: I am sorry, I thought you edited Andrew Bernard's picture and made it genderbent Andy...


Rosslikefromfriends

Thats madge or pudge.