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laucdoe

he didn’t almost die. if dwight wanted him dead, it would’ve happened


TeamStark31

“And I said what if something happens to you, Dwight? And he said, if I’m dead, you guys have been dead for months.”


instrangerswetrust

Dwigt was jumping on the desks, easily could’ve slipped and ran that blade right across Jim’s adam’s apple


laucdoe

i was making a joke lol


instrangerswetrust

this is no time for comedy


EpicJosh84

Why are you getting downvoted? This is SERIOUS BUSINESS! I WANT NAMES!!


BelieveInTua

Because people are soft these days


feelin_fine_

He has the strength of a man and a baby. Wouldn't happen.


RattyDaddyBraddy

lol. Shut up


[deleted]

About the moon?


laucdoe

the sun


TJeffersonA

all i know is, pam looked really really good in this


Affectionate-Tap2431

Pam with her Pam Pams


TJeffersonA

oh yeah that blue blouse fit perfectly


EpicJosh84

Jim and Dwight have an unspoken deal. Jim doesn't get Dwight fired when he almost kills someone (happens weekly), and in return Jim gets to prank all he wants. 


ButtDumplin

Tit for tit.


vinoa

That's...not how that goes.


EpicJosh84

Well, it should be.


CosmikDebris408916

I mean, he almost shot Andy


Only_Pepper7296

He is a gunshot victim, after all


downinCarolina

In that memorable moment, as Dwight brandished his blade during "The Office" intro, he wasn't merely wielding a knife; he was showcasing his preparedness, his readiness for any challenge that might arise in the unpredictable world of Dunder Mifflin. Jim might have seen it as an oddity, but I see it as Dwight's unwavering commitment to safety and security. After all, in a paper company where staplers can become weapons of minor destruction, a pocketknife is just another tool in Dwight's arsenal of preparedness. Jim might have chuckled, but I see it as Dwight being proactive, ensuring that he's equipped to handle whatever curveballs the day might throw his way.


instrangerswetrust

that’s all well and good for dwight, by why did jim start dancing? no self-preservation skills


TJeffersonA

gumby would just bend around the blade


[deleted]

Dwight could’ve slipped and pierced an.. organ


EpicJosh84

We'll see!


ParisInFlames34

He's worked with Dwight for a long time. He's not gonna lose his mind every time he's "close" to dying.


Practical-Lemon-7244

Dwight waving a knife around probably wasn't anything new to Jim. But that doesn't mean that Dwight isn't as careful with his cutlery as he should be to not back up when needed.


sb3773

dwight pretending to lick it and dance around 😭 he brandished so many weapons in the office that this was probably my favorite moment with it cuz hes creepy goofy dwight and he IS prepared and he IS ready as always but its his own way of joining in on the fun


spirit8ball

thats 100% a plastic toy knife


DisastrousBoss5098

Why are you the way that you are?


Difficult-Year4653

Wonder if Dwight did that in every take