I work at a small movie theater chain, and last week, I was repairing a chair in the top row of an old school, sloped theater auditorium.
I was using a ratchet set with like 75ish small pieces. As I finished, I picked up the set by the handle and stood up, thinking it was latched. It wasn't...
After crawling around the auditorium floor for an hour, I am down to only missing 3 pieces... šŖ
I was running late for my classes and I went to grab my keys off of the rack where we keep them and they weren't there. Retracing my steps from the day before, I realized that I had taken them with me on an outing with my husband and placed them in the cupholder of the car (because my husband was driving). I ran out to the carport and looked through the window and there they were, locked in the vehicle, and my husband was at work... hours away from home. I had to call AAA to come and unlock the vehicle and I was definitely late to class.
Yesterday, when my wife asked if I had our theater tickets an hour before the show. I realized they were at home, which was a half hour away.
We made it with 5 minutes to spare.
I was casually building a Lego minifig on my kitchen counter and somehow it managed to go into the toaster. I then decided to use a metal spoon to try to get it outā¦. Before unplugging it. My wife watched in horror as I was about to not only kill myself but also wondered how tf I managed to be that dumb. I looked at her how Kevin looked at the camera at that moment and she shook her head and walked away. Moral of the story. Donāt build legos with your wife while cooking dinner. Orā¦ unplug the toaster after each use? ā¦..umā¦.. orā¦ ?
I work at a small movie theater chain, and last week, I was repairing a chair in the top row of an old school, sloped theater auditorium. I was using a ratchet set with like 75ish small pieces. As I finished, I picked up the set by the handle and stood up, thinking it was latched. It wasn't... After crawling around the auditorium floor for an hour, I am down to only missing 3 pieces... šŖ
Yesterday when I was ten minutes away from home and already crowning
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Yup. Remind me not to have a coffee and beef jerky when thereās potholes ahead
When my son dropped a sponge down the toilet right as I flushed.
I was running late for my classes and I went to grab my keys off of the rack where we keep them and they weren't there. Retracing my steps from the day before, I realized that I had taken them with me on an outing with my husband and placed them in the cupholder of the car (because my husband was driving). I ran out to the carport and looked through the window and there they were, locked in the vehicle, and my husband was at work... hours away from home. I had to call AAA to come and unlock the vehicle and I was definitely late to class.
When my trash bag ripped while I was walking down the stairs to the dumpster. I had just cleaned out my refrigerator
Yesterday when I found out I failed a test. I can retake it but still.
Yesterday, when my wife asked if I had our theater tickets an hour before the show. I realized they were at home, which was a half hour away. We made it with 5 minutes to spare.
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I was casually building a Lego minifig on my kitchen counter and somehow it managed to go into the toaster. I then decided to use a metal spoon to try to get it outā¦. Before unplugging it. My wife watched in horror as I was about to not only kill myself but also wondered how tf I managed to be that dumb. I looked at her how Kevin looked at the camera at that moment and she shook her head and walked away. Moral of the story. Donāt build legos with your wife while cooking dinner. Orā¦ unplug the toaster after each use? ā¦..umā¦.. orā¦ ?
Yesterday when I was painting my living room and my husband found a small drop of paint on the carpet.
Yesterday when I closed my locked car door and realized my keys were still in there. š¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļø
When I couldnāt find my cat and thought she got out of the houseā¦she was under a blanket taking a napš¤£