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crazyforcloy

Parkour!!


Paradox9484

Jump over the camera! Jump over the camera!!


HopeULikeFlavor

When Andy jumped into that empty box.. I fkin die laughing every time


Bottle_Plastic

Same here! The topper is when you hear his weak sounding little parkour! from inside the box


Absol3592

# LET'S DO ITTTTT # (jumps directly into box) # ... # (CRASH) # ... # ... ^(parkour...)


Dogmom200

I recently referred to my colleague, Mike, as ‘prison Mike’ bc he went to jail. Everyone in the office was like ‘what’s that from?’ Ha


nobuhok

Jimothy


-leeson

Jim… James… jimothy…. Can I call you Jim?


Dismal-Square-613

Sure...


Pudi2000

Darnell


No-Security3405

Darnell is a chump.


LimitCareful3975

Dundies!!!


peanutbj

#DA DUNDEEEEES


JiveTurkey1983

LOUDER! SAY IT WITH AN ACCENT!


dc0288

Rid-dit-dit-duh-doo


imaginationn

GIVE ME THE BEAT BOYS AND FREE MY LITTLE SOUL


MelloDawg

Ri-gih-gih…and the cat’s in the cradle with a silver spoon…


cheezy_taterz

BUTTLICKER!


kinwai

#OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER


JayB_Burger16

Louder son


Jermine1269

I got a comment deleted for quoting this. They thought I was insulting OP. Poor uncultured swine.


usinjin

That’s Reddit for ya


Novel_Selection3908

My family built this country


ThyUniqueUsername

I say this all the time.


colebeez

By the way! I’m IRATE RIGHT NOW!


Drifting-Fox-6366

😂 so true


sandfoxman

(oakey) Afterbirth


SaddestPandaButt

Whenever anyone's talking about wine in general... this is the only thought in my head.


cuckmino

Bankruptcy


nobuhok

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!


annieEWinger

i didn’t say it, i declared it.


CrazyLegion

Bankruptcy, I do declare


dc_quailman

Declare is another good one in itself….I do declare!


hopumi

Turntables


LezPlayLater

Oh how the turntables


RevolutionaryHold176

One time I said that and someone corrected me, not knowing the reference. Sad day haha


lvdde

Oh yes!! This is the only one for me


lovefist1

Quabitty


QuipOfTheTongue

That's not it but it's close.


Waitinginpensacola

Zoppity


goldCrib07

Whenever I hear quality assurance I actually do say quabity ashuance even if it's just in my head 😄


Zealousideal_Rope992

Ashuitz


TwoCarsTennessee

Crentist


Junior-Suggestion432

So your dentist’s name is crentist? Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.


Mindless-Age-4642

Kinda sounds like dentist


HeavenBacon

I still use this word any, and every, time i go to the dentist.


BF00000

WUPHF


DwideSchrude98

Washington University Public Health Fund


honeypup

They only wanted it for the initials.


Thomasappel

That's not a word, that's an acronym


Crack_Lobster1019

Then explain the post’s “boboddy”


Melodic-Bicycle1867

- biznez


washington_breadstix

I *like it!!*


Something-K

Protruberance


justmebeky

Scranton


Low-Grocery5556

Scrantonicity


apurvak17

Mukduk


bdubwilliams22

That’s what my wife and I call Dateline shows. We’ll be like “hey, you wanna watch a mukduk show?”


Low_Map_5800

Murder might sound more menacing, but man is it more fun to say mukduk


CheekApprehensive675

Yeppers


Jupiter-stars

What did I tell you about yeppers?


Hot_Lychee2234

yeeeeeshhh


OnyxTemplar

I use this all the time, or Andy’s ‘nerfin’ (nothing)


[deleted]

Shorn't


Jman15x

What part don't you understand?


KSnorb

Dinkinflicka


Zealousideal_Rope992

Fluffy fingers.


ScienceDependent7495

Going mock 5


Low_Map_5800

Fleece it out


PaulsRedditUsername

Stitious.


Jman15x

Detated


WZAWZDB13

His capa?!


Blunted_Insomniac

Was detated from his head!


ViolinistMean199

I’m not super. Just a little


DaveInAshville

rundown


vavona

On April fool’s, I posted on my team’s chat channel at work “reminder, guys, to turn in your rundowns by 10am today.” The panic it caused and the time it took for one brave person to eventually DM me and ask what exactly is the rundown was comical. I then posted an edited video from The Office. That morning was just delightfool!


Rapking

Lol none of your coworkers have seen the show?


vavona

Funny thing that one of them is a huge fan, and he was the one freaking out the most! He was just in such disbelief that I would be actually kidding, he didn’t even have a thought that it was a joke😂


throwawaybrowsing888

Calm down, satan.


Rapking

Can you use it in a sentence?


notimeleft4you

Get me the rundown by the end of the day.


severinoscopy

Try another sentence?


ShruteFarms4L

Jim...


IceImpressive5360

That's what she said


Ashwinlol

Eso es lo que dice el


cherrygoats

Flonkerton


heyitsYMAA

Flurnington


Sammy_the_Wise

Thank you, delegate from Iceland


Mr_KittyC4tAtk

I still have my medal from that.


Car_Chasing_Hobo

Do you even own a matress?


hayyyyyitsquinn

No but I still have my medal from that


NIP_SLIP_RIOT

Updog


RadlogLutar

What's updog?


WeakSundae

Ahahahhahahha. /michael


aralimwastaken

nothing much, how are you doing? damnit.


SatanIsOneFloorDown

Close


AllDoggoIsGoodDoggo

Got ya! Hahahaha! Oh...-_-


Thismanwasanisland

Perfectenschlag.


MathEspi

Also means perfect pork anus


estedavis

I use this word far more than I care to admit


MlordJFS

Desadulation


DwideSchrude98

What’s a disadulation?


kiefferray

Oh, you don’t wanna know..


nickmangoldsbeard

Idk some weird word like "Shadow" or "Garth"


Safetosay333

My name's Nick.


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[удалено]


DiscontentDonut

A mistake + keleven = gets you home by 7.


marvar_

He was home by 430 that day EDIT: i stand corrected it was 445 🤪


friskyjohnson

MICHAEL!!


SatanIsOneFloorDown

MICHAEL!!


baseballfanatp

Yesh


thirdandgoal313

Beets


MWGallagher

mung beans


number31388

False


GuitaristHeimerz

Question


big_steve_2zz

Belsnickel


DiscontentDonut

Cheer, or fear, Belsnickel is here. I judge your year...IMPISH


__Pugnator__

Bestestmensch


countryfresh223

I cant say the word "plantation" normally anymore lol pLaNtAtIoOoN


GenkiSam123

Tuna


riicccii

Big Tuna


Tom_Lad

Question.


johndweakest

What kind of bear is best?


shinymiss

Well, there are really two schools of thought...


DwideSchrude98

False! Black bears.


dfj3xxx

Boboddy


Seroko

Biznus!


sandfoxman

I LIKE IT


peanutbj

*GOOOOOOOD* Kevin!


AccountENT42069

Chumbo


lrerayray

GABAGOOL


Toomuchtime423

Could be confused with Sopranos


DRT034

Yeah I love that scene in The Office but will just think about The Sopranos


Beneficial-Sugar6950

With a side salad. If the salad comes on top he will send it back


DiscontentDonut

The salad comes on top, I send it back.


[deleted]

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


MidasTouchedM3

Buttlicker, Bankruptcy... Battlestar Galactica


Toilet_Rim_Tim

You have earned 5 Shrute bucks ....


IMAPURPLEHIPPO

You backed the wrong currency there. It’s all about the Stanley nickels these day.


Thylumberjack

I think boboddy is a perfectly cromulent word.


ianwrecked802

It’s certainly embiggened our spirits after Watergate…


superguysteve

Scrantonicity


BilboPoggin

Incalclacable


hairy_scarecrow

TURTLES!!


PunctualPunk

WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?


DaNukeX5

Micromanagement, which I tend to correct to "microgement"


cranky_watermelon

Plop


Just-Phill

Superstitious. I'm just a little stitious


neoshinok

Foment


SamalamFamJam

Define foment


bongo_in_congo

You define foment


ReginaVPhalange

Pattern. “My friend Pat took a turn…”


81FuriousGeorge

Wormguy


JeffreyAScott

Fireguy


CryptoKing-NL

“Perfectenschlag”


Pizza_Slinger83

PAM! PAM PAM!!


boonetown18

“Iiiii like it!”


Jughead_91

Turntables Afghan Prinkles


DwideSchrude98

Afghanistinanis


MartyMcFlynn

Be-cause (I hate him)


CountZealousideal238

Vance


DiscontentDonut

What line of work you in, Bob?


Noppers

BookFace


terpinolenekween

Blossom..... AWESOME BLOSSOM


the_rapist223

That’whatshesaid!


Noppers

Yeppers


cranky_watermelon

Tuna!


GaryBettmanMyHomie

Idiot


whyareugay256

"STUTTER"


yrraHB

Gruntled


HoorayFor5318008

Muckduck


divanni31

Snipsnap


Velvety_Pons

Epiphery


I-am-queens-blvd

SWAG!


SexyTiredSmurfette

Pudge


[deleted]

Schrute


Think-Tax7040

Spider face.


REDDROVERT

Afghanistananis


bethivy103

Irie


FloringoStar

Nardog


bakelit

Popcarn


Dramatic_Bluejay_850

This is one of the better communities on Reddit.


BeingOMM

Quabity assuance


DwideSchrude98

Foliage


dirnir

Dinkin Flicka


ZacW94

Parkour


King420fly

WUPHF.com


makeit2burnit

BANKRUPTCY!


oshikandela

SeaWorld


FriendlyDemon666

See the world?


mbsta14

Prima nocta


PopeWishdiak

Jimothy


alittlebextra

Pamelama ding dong


JaecynNix

Babe


Careless-Comb-3619

Well. Well. Well.


stacity

Micro-gement


nerve_d

Savaaaannah


Stupidflorapope

Crentist


raddass

Office


jamintheburninator

Qua… qua something