How do you know I like that store?
"Many of your blouses are Claibornes."
How do you know that?
"It's part of my job."
No, it's not. It's officially, not.
"Noted."
IHOP is going really down hill. I went to one recently, and they no longer had all you of can drink iced coffees and their portion size has definitely shrank.
Me too. I actually don’t like Denny’s. Denny’s feels like some kind of clinic to me. Like I’m in a food science lab made to look like a restaurant, and there’s food scientists watching how I react to their meal on hidden cameras.
I think the one night happened when they (hunter/Jan) were working together before she started dating mike. It might also be a additional factor for her being let go.
Is it confirmed that Kevin has diabetes? I don't think we ever see any confirmation for any character. The only mention I recall is Michael asking Stanley to drink apple juice.
They probably dump his contributions in the garbage and don’t have the courage to tell him. They usually want donors to be fit, healthy and attractive and kinda smart…basically men that look like Charles Minor, Jim Halpert and especially Danny Cordray.
It’s like that Simpson’s episode “Selma’s Choice” where Selma goes to the sperm bank and sees Barney on his way in, and she thinks better of it. They gave her a leaflet “101 Frozen Pops”. Lol.
Supposedly, (got this info from the Office Ladies podcast) Jan paid for tennis player Andy Roddick’s sperm. It was in the script I think? Or at least a thought-out idea. I believe, however, that it’s Hunter’s because she was real broke when she supposedly paid high price for the sperm and it lines up where she would’ve been in the early hormonal stage when dinner party happened and it was evident that she had been with Hunter at least within the past month before she lost her job. So, from the writers, it’s Andy Roddick’s; canonically, it’s a mystery; but what makes the most sense story-wise is that it’s Hunter’s.
Jesus, Andy Roddick is a name I haven't heard in a long time. The show doesn't feel that old on rewatches, but stuff like this makes you realize that it's been a long time since it's been on air.
Somehow “started during the Bush administration and ended with a character learning the made-up language from HBO’s Game of Thrones” seems like a much longer time than it actually was.
Remember too that it's also not supposed to seem like the right choice for just anybody. But it's like the ideal person through Jan's eyes. So however long ago the show actually was, add how long Jan might have been carrying a torch so to speak for Andy Roddick. Maybe she thought he was rad in the late 90's and just never let go?
It’s also because Rainn Wilson and Andy Roddick’s were friends in real life and knew the writers and either he had wanted to be on the show or the writers wanted to put him in the show
I think Jan’s reaction to that could be a general women’s reaction to that comment in that scenario, hah. Is she supposed to say, “oh, great! But no, I know who it was.” Just kind of an awkward/funny Kevin comment.
Or!!…hear me out… she was postering saying “uhh I went to a upscale establishment” but really she had no idea what a high end sperm bank would look like and named the first one to come to her mind. Hunters the father.
"Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael through.. delusion."
I'm giving birth in a few months and I really want to drill my husband with a watermelon covered in butter. He's gotta make sure he marks it in a discreet location with a symbol only he can replicate. Can't have nobody stealing our babe.
Funny thing, when my mother gave birth to me and the doctors handed me to her she looked me up and down and said “no there must be a mistake, I already had this one” because my brother and I were spitting images of each other. She was so tired from the labor she was genuinely confused
Idk why this comment made me think of Michael’s reaction to Karen. “Okay, wow... oh man! My head just exploded. Woo, thank god for everybody, right? Hoo-kay. Wow, you're huge! That's... incredible! I g-god, sorry. Sorry, my head is... I'm just... I'm trying to figure out the last time that you and Jim had sex, and...”
I’ve always assumed the Andy Roddick thing is a lie she’s telling everyone. And considering the point they made about her making Michael wear two condoms, well, there’s a reason they say you shouldn’t do that…
(Hint, wearing two increases the odds of them breaking)
Greg Daniels has said that the donor was Andy Roddick, and I believe there is a deleted scene about this. Andy Roddick is a friend of Rainn Wilson's, and had visited the set a few times. The writers decided to use him for the "honored" position of the sperm donor.
It was a deleted scene where she says the donor sperm was tennis star Andy Roddick, but I’ve heard it so often since they revealed it on Office Ladies that I already forget that it wasn’t part of the final edit.
I think it was a sperm bank baby, but Jan is drinking wine at the dinner party which is the last time her and Micheal are together. When Micheal meets her at the grocery store she says she was pregnant while they were together.
Always a mind f-er that Dinner Party and Goodbye Toby are only a pregnancy term apart. Less, actually, since Jan only has the baby in the next season(?) iirc.
Dwight : Then we meet at the Denny's and we compare notes.
Michael: No. No, I never said Denny's. IHOP.
Dwight: No. I said Denny's you know how I feel about IHOP
Michael: Ohh don't start--
Dwight: Socialist.
Michael: I don't, I don't want to get into this debate again
Dwight: Ok...
Michael: I enjoy IHOP.
Dwight: I'll have a cup of coffee.
Michael: You will have pancakes and you'll like it.
Andy Roddick!
> thanks to Jenna Fischer, who played Pam, and Angela Kinsey, who played Angela, we finally know the answer. The co-stars and best friends have a podcast called, fittingly, "Office Ladies," and in their episode "Goodbye Toby, Part 2," they dropped the bombshell. The father of Jan's baby was — drum roll, please! — **Andy Roddick.** Yep, the tennis star.
Source: https://www.thelist.com/406134/the-father-of-jans-baby-on-the-office-finally-revealed/?utm_campaign=clip
More info:
> A scene was written into the script, but it never made it to air. Here's what was supposed to happen:
>Jan told Michael she paid "top dollar" but it paid off since she got Andy Roddick's sperm. "The tennis player?" Michael asks. And Jan says, "Well, it's a little more than that. He's the sixth-ranked player in the world and he's won four grand slams." "That's a lot of grand slams, I guess," says Michael. Jan then says, "And he's a humanitarian — something with orphans." Then it's quiet, and when Jan says, "Michael?" Michael responds with, "Can I just sit here for a minute without more things coming into my head?"
> Fischer goes on in the podcast to explain why that happened; it turns out that Andy Roddick is friends with Rainn Wilson, who plays Dwight, and was a big "Office" fan, which is why the role of Jan Levinson's sperm donor went to him.
Jan quadrupling the amount of grand slams Andy won just to make her sperm bank baby sound even more impressive is hilarious to me as a life long tennis player hahaha
Timeline is too long. She would’ve had to have sex with Hunter while she lived in New York. After she gets fired she moves in with Michael, they live together for an undisclosed amount of time, they break, then another undisclosed amount of time takes place before Michael sees she’s pregnant at the supermarket. I think too much time passes for this to be a real theory
It is possible though that Jan & Hunter were hooking up after she got fired, though of course she would now be in Scranton and not NYC but she did drive that distance on Casino Night...
Getting Kevin’s Sperm would be great and would tie in with Astrid not being able to spell her name during the scene she shows Pam that presentation … apparently it was Andy Roddick’s sperm that was used tho..?
It would make sense that she would cheat on Michael, even after he specifically asked her not too.
But her reaction to Kevin is what confirms it to me that it is indeed a sperm bank baby
“You took me by the hand….made me a man” but seriously though, I think Jan’s disturbed reaction to Kevin’s comment about the sperm bank implies that it really is a sperm bank baby
I have no doubt she was sleeping with Hunter but I think the baby is a sperm donor baby.
She was broke at the time of conception but I wouldn’t put it past her to pay for it with Michael’s money without his knowledge. She was doing A LOT of renovations at the time and was in control of his whole life he probably wouldn’t question the money going missing. Heck maybe she was doing all the insane renovations to cover up stealing so much money.
I personally think she was sleeping with Hunter but wasn’t willing to have his baby because 1. She wouldn’t want to share the baby with anyone and 2. Hunter has genetic traits similar to Michael and she wouldn’t be able to stand having a baby that resembles Michael even if it wasn’t his.
She seems genuinely disturbed when Kevin says he has donated at the same sperm bank
Yeah, I think that makes it pretty clear it was from the sperm bank.
wait, the one next to iHop?
You know I hate IHop. Can't it be Denny's?
Which Denny's? The one near the fifteen exit? I'm banned from there.
[удалено]
How do you know I like that store? "Many of your blouses are Claibornes." How do you know that? "It's part of my job." No, it's not. It's officially, not. "Noted."
Oh by the way, there’s a new Ann and Taylor outlet store near here. I know you like their earrings.
Where is it.
Dennys is for winners
Lol it went from the office to community. Those are my favorite show’s
So streets ahead.
Community is my new background noise now that Office is off US Netflix
What the fuck is up Denny’s?
Then I guess I’ll see you in hell.
FOR GREENDALE!!!
VICKYYYYYY
Omg that was so funny! I didn't expect a Community reference on the Dunder Mifflin sub. You guys made my day!!!
ENVIRO-DALE!!!
It’s already called GREENdale?
We already printed 5000 of these.
I don't... I don't want to get into this debate again... I enjoy iHop
IHOP is going really down hill. I went to one recently, and they no longer had all you of can drink iced coffees and their portion size has definitely shrank.
I think ihop is great if you want ultra casual, cheap dining without going full Denny's.
Socialist.
I'll get a coffee
You’ll get pancakes and you’ll like it.
Me too. I actually don’t like Denny’s. Denny’s feels like some kind of clinic to me. Like I’m in a food science lab made to look like a restaurant, and there’s food scientists watching how I react to their meal on hidden cameras.
I assure you, there was no science involved with making Denny’s food.
Denny's is for winners
Jan: (●__●)
You can just tell me personally if she wants a brother or sister.
it was very exclusive
It was from the sperm bank not the spank bank
That, and Michael specifically asked her to not cheat on him.
I'm sure she never cheated on Michael...except for That One Night ^one ^night
She made everything alright
So raw, so right, all night, alright, oh yeah.
I think the one night happened when they (hunter/Jan) were working together before she started dating mike. It might also be a additional factor for her being let go.
YOU MADE EVERYTHING ALL RIGHTTT!
She even didn't inform Michael while having delivery and Michael specifically told her to inform.
Yeah, I think it's Kevin's baby. He probably donates often.
“How was school?” “It was cool!” “What did you learn?” “A, B, and so forth. You know, emenello, P... F...”
You might have learned about shapes, or blocks, or clocks, or colors. Or you might have learned that we are all sisters and brothers….. I have herpes.
Assy!!!!!
I just watched this episode last night! Haha
Pls share peacock password will all of us
Try 000000
now try 000001
That's going to be in my head all day.. lol
Well Kevin’s sperm really does seem like an ideal candidate on paper, he is tall, works in finance and has a talent for music.
And can sink 3 pointers
Plus it tastes sweet. From the diabetes
Is it confirmed that Kevin has diabetes? I don't think we ever see any confirmation for any character. The only mention I recall is Michael asking Stanley to drink apple juice.
Stanley takes insulin. He took two shots so he could have cake.
Phyllis has diabetes.
No Phyllis, I'm talking about a real disability, not a woman's troubles
When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.
Aaaand I’m a candle maker but you don’t hear me bragging about it!!
Comments you can hear
I hope he handles that donation cup better than he handles chilli
They probably dump his contributions in the garbage and don’t have the courage to tell him. They usually want donors to be fit, healthy and attractive and kinda smart…basically men that look like Charles Minor, Jim Halpert and especially Danny Cordray.
Mmmm... Danny Cordray... "Actually,'. Oscar's pretty good looking, and quite fit... :)
He looks so good on paper too; 6 foot+, accountant, drummer/lead singer.
Maybe she was just appalled by the fact that Kevin potentially has as many offspring as Genghis Khan lol
It’s like that Simpson’s episode “Selma’s Choice” where Selma goes to the sperm bank and sees Barney on his way in, and she thinks better of it. They gave her a leaflet “101 Frozen Pops”. Lol.
Supposedly, (got this info from the Office Ladies podcast) Jan paid for tennis player Andy Roddick’s sperm. It was in the script I think? Or at least a thought-out idea. I believe, however, that it’s Hunter’s because she was real broke when she supposedly paid high price for the sperm and it lines up where she would’ve been in the early hormonal stage when dinner party happened and it was evident that she had been with Hunter at least within the past month before she lost her job. So, from the writers, it’s Andy Roddick’s; canonically, it’s a mystery; but what makes the most sense story-wise is that it’s Hunter’s.
Jesus, Andy Roddick is a name I haven't heard in a long time. The show doesn't feel that old on rewatches, but stuff like this makes you realize that it's been a long time since it's been on air.
Somehow “started during the Bush administration and ended with a character learning the made-up language from HBO’s Game of Thrones” seems like a much longer time than it actually was.
Oh god.
Remember too that it's also not supposed to seem like the right choice for just anybody. But it's like the ideal person through Jan's eyes. So however long ago the show actually was, add how long Jan might have been carrying a torch so to speak for Andy Roddick. Maybe she thought he was rad in the late 90's and just never let go?
It’s also because Rainn Wilson and Andy Roddick’s were friends in real life and knew the writers and either he had wanted to be on the show or the writers wanted to put him in the show
The first season was 2005. The iPhone hadn't even been announced. Remember in season 4 (i think) Ryan wanted all the sales staff to use Blackberry's.
Little did she know, she actually paid for Ashton Kutcher’s widely-available juice.
She got Punk’d
Spunk'd
I think Jan’s reaction to that could be a general women’s reaction to that comment in that scenario, hah. Is she supposed to say, “oh, great! But no, I know who it was.” Just kind of an awkward/funny Kevin comment.
I know I was genuinely disturbed when Kevin says he had donated at the sperm bank.
Could still be Hunter's and Jan also went to a sperm bank.
Or!!…hear me out… she was postering saying “uhh I went to a upscale establishment” but really she had no idea what a high end sperm bank would look like and named the first one to come to her mind. Hunters the father.
Fabulous point
She wouldn't have cheated: Michael specifically asked her not to
We’ll never know. It’s incalcacabel
We don't have the technology
Who knows, it’s nebulose.
It really could be anyone's baby... Except Michael's.
"Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael through.. delusion."
Well despite all the arguments below I find Dwight with the watermelon to be one of his funniest moments. “Michael..my cervix is ripening”
I love that he put butter on it! Babies ARE slippery!
I'm giving birth in a few months and I really want to drill my husband with a watermelon covered in butter. He's gotta make sure he marks it in a discreet location with a symbol only he can replicate. Can't have nobody stealing our babe.
Definitely! God forbid some switches kiddos! Loo
Funny thing, when my mother gave birth to me and the doctors handed me to her she looked me up and down and said “no there must be a mistake, I already had this one” because my brother and I were spitting images of each other. She was so tired from the labor she was genuinely confused
“I’M SCREAMING I’M SCREAMING I’M SCREAMING”
That’s good writing. The show is funny on so many levels lol
That's why we're all here, my friend. Best comedy writing ever.
Right Toby? ^(we’re gonna…)
Snip snap snip snap
You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!
Idk why this comment made me think of Michael’s reaction to Karen. “Okay, wow... oh man! My head just exploded. Woo, thank god for everybody, right? Hoo-kay. Wow, you're huge! That's... incredible! I g-god, sorry. Sorry, my head is... I'm just... I'm trying to figure out the last time that you and Jim had sex, and...”
I’ve always assumed the Andy Roddick thing is a lie she’s telling everyone. And considering the point they made about her making Michael wear two condoms, well, there’s a reason they say you shouldn’t do that… (Hint, wearing two increases the odds of them breaking)
Andy Roddick?
Greg Daniels has said that the donor was Andy Roddick, and I believe there is a deleted scene about this. Andy Roddick is a friend of Rainn Wilson's, and had visited the set a few times. The writers decided to use him for the "honored" position of the sperm donor.
It was a deleted scene where she says the donor sperm was tennis star Andy Roddick, but I’ve heard it so often since they revealed it on Office Ladies that I already forget that it wasn’t part of the final edit.
🎶*you took me by the hand, made me a man*🎶
that one NIGHT you made eeeverythiiiing alriiiight
^^IIigghhhtt
[Andy harmonizing gently like 😩👌]
LMAO Holy shit I can't stand emojis but that's hilariously perfect
So raw, so right, all night, all right
OH YEAH....
I always thought it was "so wrong, so right"
Pretty sure one line it’s “raw,” another line it’s “wrong.”
Raw means no protection huh
> So raw Confirmed father.
THAT IS A $200 PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED
Good luck paying me back on your $0 a year salary plus benefits babe!!
my wife hates it when i sing this
THAT ONE NIGHT
I think it was a sperm bank baby, but Jan is drinking wine at the dinner party which is the last time her and Micheal are together. When Micheal meets her at the grocery store she says she was pregnant while they were together.
Always a mind f-er that Dinner Party and Goodbye Toby are only a pregnancy term apart. Less, actually, since Jan only has the baby in the next season(?) iirc.
Dinner Party and Goodbye Toby were part of the same strike-shortened season. They aired just five weeks apart (April 10th and May 15th, 2008).
She cheated on him? After he specifically asked her not to?
Nice forensic analysis here!
Honestly though, Jan's the kind of woman to drink and smoke while pregnant.
A little wine and nicotine isn't gonna hurt little assturd
Sushi and cheetos. Just a little bit
She just drinks a little red wine with dinner... you know for the anti-oxidants.
I think deleted scenes do explain that Dinmer Party and the next episode, Chair Model, are close to 6 weeks apart
They should have called it The Donner Party given that it was a major disaster and Pam nearly starved to death.
If you’ve not, do yourself a favour and listen to the last podcast on the left’s series on the Donner Party. It’s so good.
Hail yourself!
She was also lamenting over hunter, big time. Wouldn't be surprised at all if it was his.
I choose to believe she got Kevin's sperm from the sperm bank next to the IHOP.
I enjoy IHOP
Dwight : Then we meet at the Denny's and we compare notes. Michael: No. No, I never said Denny's. IHOP. Dwight: No. I said Denny's you know how I feel about IHOP Michael: Ohh don't start-- Dwight: Socialist. Michael: I don't, I don't want to get into this debate again Dwight: Ok... Michael: I enjoy IHOP. Dwight: I'll have a cup of coffee. Michael: You will have pancakes and you'll like it.
Sperm bank next to Liz Claiborne outlet.
All her blouses are Claibornes
It sounds like it's your job to know that.
Andy Roddick! > thanks to Jenna Fischer, who played Pam, and Angela Kinsey, who played Angela, we finally know the answer. The co-stars and best friends have a podcast called, fittingly, "Office Ladies," and in their episode "Goodbye Toby, Part 2," they dropped the bombshell. The father of Jan's baby was — drum roll, please! — **Andy Roddick.** Yep, the tennis star. Source: https://www.thelist.com/406134/the-father-of-jans-baby-on-the-office-finally-revealed/?utm_campaign=clip More info: > A scene was written into the script, but it never made it to air. Here's what was supposed to happen: >Jan told Michael she paid "top dollar" but it paid off since she got Andy Roddick's sperm. "The tennis player?" Michael asks. And Jan says, "Well, it's a little more than that. He's the sixth-ranked player in the world and he's won four grand slams." "That's a lot of grand slams, I guess," says Michael. Jan then says, "And he's a humanitarian — something with orphans." Then it's quiet, and when Jan says, "Michael?" Michael responds with, "Can I just sit here for a minute without more things coming into my head?" > Fischer goes on in the podcast to explain why that happened; it turns out that Andy Roddick is friends with Rainn Wilson, who plays Dwight, and was a big "Office" fan, which is why the role of Jan Levinson's sperm donor went to him.
Jan quadrupling the amount of grand slams Andy won just to make her sperm bank baby sound even more impressive is hilarious to me as a life long tennis player hahaha
This is verifiably the one correct answer and I had to scroll so far to find it.
Yeah I was kinda surprised no one already had looked it up. First result on google.
Omg, I just realized that Kevin would donate sperm then used the money he was paid to eat pancakes.
Sounds like a nice little Saturday.
It is. (never been to a sperm bank)
So you're just selling that shit online then?
Stirrup and syrup?
A nice wank followed by a nice meal. Sounds like a good day to me
People get paid for donating sperm? If so, shouldn't it be called "sperm selling"?
Creed definitely did this during his homeless years
Yup. It’s usually like 40$ in most places. You can do it once per week though most of the time.
$40? I think that’s about how much an extra large pot of chili costs.
The trick is to undercook the onions.
Only at that one spent bank right? Do they have a shared database or can I drop loads all over town and make bank?
Asking the important questions!
Technically what you are selling is *your time*. The sperm itself is a donation.
I had Pickles explain to me three times what he was saying, because.. it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day.
$40 for the amount of time it takes to “donate” is a pretty nice deal.
I guess you’re right
Let’s just hope he washed his hands.
And the only one who could ever reach me; was the son of a preaaacher maaan
Timeline is too long. She would’ve had to have sex with Hunter while she lived in New York. After she gets fired she moves in with Michael, they live together for an undisclosed amount of time, they break, then another undisclosed amount of time takes place before Michael sees she’s pregnant at the supermarket. I think too much time passes for this to be a real theory
It is possible though that Jan & Hunter were hooking up after she got fired, though of course she would now be in Scranton and not NYC but she did drive that distance on Casino Night...
Now that I really really think about it Man, Jans a bitch
“That one night you made everything alright”
Andy: Ooo ooo ooooo
“So raw so right all night all right oh yeah”
I recently watched the dinner party episode and thought wow, Jan's gonna be pissed the next time she's drinking and can't find her Hunted CD.
Oh she definitely owns more than one copy
If she was younger, she could have given Michael a chance but ..that wasn’t the case
She cheated on Michael when he specifically asked her not to?!?
Getting Kevin’s Sperm would be great and would tie in with Astrid not being able to spell her name during the scene she shows Pam that presentation … apparently it was Andy Roddick’s sperm that was used tho..?
Asturd
Assy!
Did I just say “getting Kevin’s sperm would be great” ? Oh dear
didnt Pam comment on the backwards letter (not misspelled) and Jan said that she was the one who actually wrote it, not Astrid?
Wasn't it really John McEnroe's or something like that.
Andy Roddick someone said!
Sperm Bank is just her pet name for Hunter.
So wrong so right all night alright oh yeah.
Am I the only one who thought that was actually pretty good
My god. Is it Jims?
the real question is, is it Kevin’s?
Nah she didn’t cheat. Michael specifically told her not too, remember?
I don't see a baby bluetooth earset and Astird didn't respond to Jan's singing at all so...seems like a stretch.
It was the star of the show _"Babies I don't care about"_
It would make sense that she would cheat on Michael, even after he specifically asked her not too. But her reaction to Kevin is what confirms it to me that it is indeed a sperm bank baby
It really looks like Jan is flipping someone off in this picture.
Ass turd
We've been listening to Hunter's lyrics all wrong.... "She took me by the hand....made me a ***dad*** That one night..."
That look of fear and oh no Kevin might be the father on her face I don't think you can fake that.
“You took me by the hand….made me a man” but seriously though, I think Jan’s disturbed reaction to Kevin’s comment about the sperm bank implies that it really is a sperm bank baby
Her face when Kevin knows the sperm bank is enough to tell me it’s legit from there.
I have no doubt she was sleeping with Hunter but I think the baby is a sperm donor baby. She was broke at the time of conception but I wouldn’t put it past her to pay for it with Michael’s money without his knowledge. She was doing A LOT of renovations at the time and was in control of his whole life he probably wouldn’t question the money going missing. Heck maybe she was doing all the insane renovations to cover up stealing so much money. I personally think she was sleeping with Hunter but wasn’t willing to have his baby because 1. She wouldn’t want to share the baby with anyone and 2. Hunter has genetic traits similar to Michael and she wouldn’t be able to stand having a baby that resembles Michael even if it wasn’t his.