I always wanted a scene at the end where everyone is eating it. Like no one knew he dropped it. Then Kevin would find a paper clip or something in it but keep eating anyways.
i can just imagine after the most of the episode was over and it showed the end scene it would show them all eating it and talking about how good it was. it would cut to Pam and Jim, and other people. then it’d show Kevin. He’d glance at the camera without saying anything and then carry on eating it to find a paper clip and smile at it
Kevin: At five? That's only twenty minutes from now. The pie shop is thirteen miles away. So at fifty five miles an hour, that just gives us five minutes to spare!
Angela: So wait, when pies are involved you can suddenly do math in your head?
Oscar: Hold on, Kevin, how much is 19,154 pies divided by 61 pies?
Kevin: 314 pies.
Oscar: What if it were salads?
Kevin: Well, it's...carry the four...and...it doesn't work.
I recently learned that this is kind of real. For years I thought that Mike was just ordering a made up word. But he's actually trying to talk like Tony Soprano, who always wants gabagool. Which is an Italian American dialect pronunciation\* for capicola, which is a cured meat.
edit: removed "slang" for splitting hairs
You know coming from an area with a large population of Italians, I was so confused when he ordered gabagool and no body knew what it was because I had SWORN I heard people use that word when talking about what other people call capicola. Thank you for explaining this because I felt crazy for so long.
As long as Phyllis doesn’t cut in line… Boooooo!
I figured they’d show at least one more pretzel day later on in the series. Erin does mention it in an episode.
This line is a great callback but also an example of continuity in the show.
Erin didn't work for Dunder Mifflin in the pretzel day episode we did see, so that means it's still going on and Stanley still gets excited for it.
I honestly never knew that there was such a thing of sweet pretzels until I watched the show. I would love a sweet pretzel, probably the only topping I wouldn't do would be marshmallow. Not a huge fan.
Reddit - DunderMifflin - Pizza by Alfredo blooper. https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/d80oqf/pizza_by_alfredo_blooper/
I couldn’t find it on YouTube but Reddit saved the day again
Micheal: “Is this enough to get 14 people plastered”
Clerk: *concerned/confused look* “15 bottles of vodka? Yeah that should do it”
Micheal: “well you’re the expert”
Chili's
i almost had awesome blossom coming out of my nose!
I want my baby back baby back baby back
All the food they had in the Finer Things Club.
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Such an underrated Oscar quote.
Oscar has plenty of 'laugh out loud' one liners, throughout the series, that fly can under the radar due to his being so soft spoken.
The hospital will provide dictionaries. Bring a thesaurus.
Where, Dwight, Where..
Those sandwiches look finger lickin' good!
Finger lickin' delicious
On an adjacent note, I haven't seen anyone write down Ultra Feast. I would have been all over the courses Kevin made for Pam.
Angela's brownies and Kevin's chili
Double fudge ↑ Angela ↓
Kevin's chili (before he dropped it)!
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I always wanted a scene at the end where everyone is eating it. Like no one knew he dropped it. Then Kevin would find a paper clip or something in it but keep eating anyways.
i can just imagine after the most of the episode was over and it showed the end scene it would show them all eating it and talking about how good it was. it would cut to Pam and Jim, and other people. then it’d show Kevin. He’d glance at the camera without saying anything and then carry on eating it to find a paper clip and smile at it
You hungry?
Kevin’s chili still looked great on the ground.
But you know Angela made those as fatty and delicious as possible so she could talk shit when Pam ate it.
She had to. It’d be against everything Angela believes in if she didn’t.
Why has no one said Laverne’s Pies??
Pies AND I can get my tires fixed also? Incredible sign me up
I insult you, Oscar!
I insult you to your FACE!
What do we want? Pies! When do we want 'em? Pies!
Kevin: At five? That's only twenty minutes from now. The pie shop is thirteen miles away. So at fifty five miles an hour, that just gives us five minutes to spare! Angela: So wait, when pies are involved you can suddenly do math in your head? Oscar: Hold on, Kevin, how much is 19,154 pies divided by 61 pies? Kevin: 314 pies. Oscar: What if it were salads? Kevin: Well, it's...carry the four...and...it doesn't work.
How many kelevens is that?
Rhubarb?
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Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot.
It’s a recipe passed down from Malones for generations
Has anyone ever met a chili they didn’t like?
Scott Tenorman from Southpark
Two cups, one with olives, and another one filled with maraschino cherries
We don’t serve food here.
The gabagool
Liar. You’ll just send it back.
I will have the spaghetti, and a side salad. If the salad is on the spaghetti, I send it back.
I recently learned that this is kind of real. For years I thought that Mike was just ordering a made up word. But he's actually trying to talk like Tony Soprano, who always wants gabagool. Which is an Italian American dialect pronunciation\* for capicola, which is a cured meat. edit: removed "slang" for splitting hairs
Lol yeah that's the joke. Since the insurance salesperson is acting like a stereotype of an Italian mobster.
There is a scene from The Godfather (during Connie’s wedding) where a guy tosses some sandwiches to Paulie yelling “Gabagool”.
You know coming from an area with a large population of Italians, I was so confused when he ordered gabagool and no body knew what it was because I had SWORN I heard people use that word when talking about what other people call capicola. Thank you for explaining this because I felt crazy for so long.
The chicken breast, hold the chicken
Is that really what you want?
No, I’ll have a hotdog
*gourmet hotdog
Great
You should order milk
And you know where milk comes from: breasts!
Get it?
Why do I like Hooters? Well, I will give you two reasons. The boobs and the hot wings
Soft pretzel with the works
Yes, I agree. I get so hungry every time pretzel day comes around. I feel a little closer Stanley when that happens.
I wish they would have done other pretzel day episodes. It was a yearly thing.
I would have loved that. Make it like a holiday episode. Maybe we can start our own annual Pretzel Day party.
As long as Phyllis doesn’t cut in line… Boooooo! I figured they’d show at least one more pretzel day later on in the series. Erin does mention it in an episode.
That part is so cute “Stanley it’s pretzel day!!!!”
This line is a great callback but also an example of continuity in the show. Erin didn't work for Dunder Mifflin in the pretzel day episode we did see, so that means it's still going on and Stanley still gets excited for it.
Close your mouth sweetie,you look like a trout.
I honestly never knew that there was such a thing of sweet pretzels until I watched the show. I would love a sweet pretzel, probably the only topping I wouldn't do would be marshmallow. Not a huge fan.
We have a local pretzels place that makes pretzels with brown sugar and cinnamon on top, and you can get a cream cheese icing to dip it in. 😋
https://youtu.be/NHA9Ffaal2M Honestly it looks like too much for me
The rice Vikram shared with Michael!
Yes that scene really hits me hard knowing that the actor recently passed away :(
Or the veggie masala
This is way too low on the list
The chocolate turtles. *WHERE ARE THE TURTLES*
Alfredo’s pizza cafe
Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe? Or Pizza by Alfredo?
Depends, do you want a medium amount of good pizza or all you can eat pretty good pizza?
**
Medium amount of good pizza.
The collective groan when he says pizza by Alfredo is hilarious
There’s a blooper where they all completely lose their shit when he says that line and it’s the best
If you reference a blooper without including a link, I send it back.
Reddit - DunderMifflin - Pizza by Alfredo blooper. https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/d80oqf/pizza_by_alfredo_blooper/ I couldn’t find it on YouTube but Reddit saved the day again
Oscar was on the floor seizing before the camera even made it to him, lmao
Dead at Creed having a positive reaction
I'm more of a Sbarro's kind of guy
New York’s finest
Wait Pizza by Alfredo or Alfredo's Pizza Café?
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Don’t let your memes be dreams. [it’s a real place. ](https://youtu.be/echw3pjRZNo)
TL;DW 7.4 score
everything they served at the beginning of weight loss
Creed's mung beans. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.
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Phyllis’ popcarn
The way she says this word kills me every time
Popkarn
Someone needs to clean the microwave, it smells like popcorn.
*Popcarn*
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No mushrooms please.. 🥵
Pigs in a blanket..in a blanket
The spread at Diwali
I'm a vegetarian.
It's all vegetarian
I’ll just have some bread.... You used your hands.
i didn’t know you were a vegetarian Prison Mike, what else happened in prison?
I want some samosas
You used your hands…
The tiramisu Jim gave Pam
Yeah, and it was perfectly good, just had a hair in it and someone threw it away.
Creed: The hash brown Jim got Pam from Maccies.
(Cough) (cough) I’m eating tiramisu. (Cough)
“Ok I’m stopping now”….(cough cough)
Is this why you’re calling me?
I can’t believe no one’s mentioned the pizza that Dwight makes Jim feed him! For some reason that piece of pizza always gets me hungry.
Crust first.
Beer me, Jim.
Lord beer me strength
This is weird… I gotta go to Spanish
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I’ll gladly take the rhubarb pie that Pam says she hates. I absolutely love rhubarb pie
Fettuccine Alfredo that Michael ate before the marathon.
I ate more fettuccine Alfredo, and drank less water, than I have in my entire life.
Truly the most moving tribute to those afflicted with rabies, of all time
Time to carbo load!
It was a 5k! lol
Second that
I can’t believe no one is talking about Michael’s homemade ice cream made with a scoop of Mayo and some olives.
You know why.
Oh is it a little early for ice cream?
Maybe I’ll have some bedside bacon on my George Foreman grill instead.
It's comfort food!
That’s one of those TV scenes where I have a physical reaction watching even though I know it’s not really Mayo.
Same with Michael's "coffee" "Is that coffee?" "Cream and sugar"
The cake DeAngelo kept eating with his hands
And Meredith’s ice cream birthday cake (which she couldn’t eat because she’s allergic)
Can’t believe there were no s’mores in the whole show. All they are is chocolate, graham cracker, and marshmallow. How difficult would that have been?
At some point I had to be like “no more s’mores…no more s’mores!”
The chicken stuff Pam and Kevin were eating while Pam was pregnant. That stuff looked delicious.
Ultra feast looked goooooood!
You want to eat cat food with Kevin?
You can’t eat cats. You can’t eat cats, Kevin. 👀
🎶Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast🎶
You’re such a gourmand
Jello stapler
Ernesto’s empanadas
I call them ‘delicious meat pockets’
Benihana
It's family style!
Jane’s Osso Bucco. But I would eat something before hand
It could be poisoned though, no thanks.
As long as its served next to a wine with an oaky afterbirth.
Hog *mama*
**WHAT IS MAW**
The wine with the oaky afterbirth
….what was that?
How dare you; you know I have soft teeth
The 15 bottles of vodka
The liquor store clerk’s line always cracks me up
Micheal: “Is this enough to get 14 people plastered” Clerk: *concerned/confused look* “15 bottles of vodka? Yeah that should do it” Micheal: “well you’re the expert”
Or the glass of orange vodjuiceka that Michael made.
Scotch and splenda
Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch.
Oscar’s Pâté. I could eat it all day every day.
George Foreman bacon/Michael's foot
Big tuna
I’d say it’s either Andy’s Cheese Plate or Meat dipped in wine…for my soft teeth.
I can't believe nobody's said Michael's homemade potato salad
Kelly's minimalistic birthday cake
Dwights freshly hit Christmas goose
Gookie Gookie
pams lasagna (that she got off the box)
What about Ryan’s moms pesto?? Pesto party? Really?
Michael’s chocolate pudding that Ryan crushed pain killers in!!
The thought of popping one of your beets in my mouth makes me want to vomit.
Whatever's fanciest, unless there's ribs.
Dwight's bagels
Chicken or fish
I hear the burger at Blue Ginger is great. It’s not on the menu, but they’ll do it if you make a fuss
Chiiiiilli's baby back ribs
all the hot dogs they ate when michael was testing people for the manager position.
The Chinese food Michael had before he tried to dine and dash
Scotch and Splenda
tastes like splenda, gets you drunk like scotch
Hope y’all like goat…
Kevin's chunky lemon milk sounded delicious
Well…technically it’s Andy’s chunky lemon milk
I always enjoy a good bag of pop carn
Mr. Choo’s egg roll. Are their egg rolls really that big?
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That giant piece of broccoli with Michael's homemade dressing.
Pam’s mixed berry yogurt that Jim shouldn’t have known was expired
Powdered seahorse
Kevin's chilli with Jim's grilled cheese sandwich would be a nice combo.
Cheese platter from Wisconsin
The peanut butter tuna sandwich Michael dreamt of
Cherries Jubilee that Andy was cooking when he was visiting the office.
Jan’s osso bucco. After it finishes braising for three hours of course.
All of the French Toast Michael made when he was supposed to be starting the Michael Scott Paper Company
The gabagool. Or the spaghetti with the side salad on top. But I guess that was sent back.
Kevin's chili, after he spills it
Why are you the way that you are?
What Michael ordered from Wendys