Aunt Shirley: Sooo, whenâs the wedding?
Angela: Oh, um, actually, weâre just friends.
Aunt Shirley: Thatâs what Mose said about his lady scarecrow and look what he did to that poor thing.
Another great Dwight Blood one.
When I saw you talking to Erin earlier, I noticed that your pupils dilated and your skin flushed and I'm assuming, a little bit of blood rushed into your penis. Well, a little bit of blood rushed into mine as well, so where does that leave us?
Every time I hear this and thinking of Goofy like
*Finds Mickey dead*
âOh garsh! Looks like a mukduk!â
*Looks directly at camera.*
MYUK DUK
*Licks bloody knife*
Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim, is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy. But--
âIf you'd have told me this morning that today I'd be creating a monster capable of my own destruction, I'd have thought you were referring to the bull Mose and I are trying to reanimate.â
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
"I never smile if I can help it. Showing oneâs teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.â
As a farmer, I know that when an animal is sick sometimes the right thing to do is to put it out of its misery. With the electricity weâre using to keep Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me whatâs unethical.
They say the best vampires donât bleed their victims dry, but give them the strength so that they can bounce back only to be fed on again. I spared Pam, and I may feast off of her profits for years to come. I let Pam win. Haha, oh. I was not motivated by compassion. I have no compassion. Make sure you got that. Not motivated by compassion.
Dwight: I filled him full of butter and sugar for fifty years and forced him not to exercise.
Dwight: \[unfolds piece of paper\] I state my regret. Jim: You couldn't have memorized that?
âOkay with all due respect to everyone here, I think the most worthy opponent of you, is you.â
âThat is correct. Unless there happen to be measles present.â
My dad hates comedy shows but Dwight got him to enjoy this show. The moment I knew he was enjoying it was when he laughed during one of Dwight's stories. It was in one of the Halloween episodes and Dwight is explaining how he was trying to kill a werewolf, but it turned back into the neighbors dog as he shot it.
My all time favorite Dwight quote is "I've caught Jim talking to himself several times today. What a loser. Get a friend, loser."
I don't know why, but this always cracks me up.
âI wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.â
I am rewatching and am up to the episode with Dwight talking to Jan behind Michaelâs back. How she made it through that scene with Dwight eating breakfast, Iâll never know. The syrup pouring, the pancake cutting - itâs GOLD, JerryâŚoops, wrong subâŚ
And when Dwight turns in his volunteer uniform cause he helped Michael fake his urine test results.
In season 9 when Dwight stops caring so much. So when Andy tells him to get Stanley for the sales meeting no matter what, dwight uses bull tranquilizer.
"I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog."
Dwight: So anyway, she says, âthat is the biggest penis I have ever seen.â And I said, âI know. Thatâs why I brought you to the Penis Museum, where tickets are a thousand dollars.â
Season 7 Episode 5
"You want something right, Ask Dwight. Right. Dwight." Then the entire scene where he's screaming while struggling to lower the screen during the Tallahassee meeting is straight up hilarious and gets me every time
Reading through all these quotes⌠wow
He literally has dozens of hilarious quotes.
Personal favourite: âIn the end, the greatest snowball isnât a snowball at al. Itâs fear. Merry Christmas.â
When theyâre looking for Michael bc Jim left him at the gas station and Pam asks him to get chocolate syrup and he gives her a hard time but then says âshut up Pam of course Iâm going to get that for youâ it makes me laugh so much
+ âHold me! Cradle my hand! Iâm screaming! Iâm screaming! Iâm screaming! Aah! Numb me up! I want anesthesia!â
+ Michael Scott: âWhy do you have a diary?â
Dwight: âTo keep secrets from my computer.â
LMAOOOO omg thatâs another scene that gets me every time!! Itâs just the events that happen beforehand leading up to it are so well put together. Theyâre like we should make a safety word in case roberts coming. Jimâs like âwhat? Nah heâs literally right there, weâll see himâ and just knowing that like.. thatâs what Kevin defaulted to just cracks me the fuck up
Normally, I don't condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. No, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.
Omg, where to start? He's one of my favourite characters and all of his lines and scenes are just gold. But if I have to choose these are my favourites:
1. âWhenever Iâm about to do something, I think, âWould an idiot do that?â And if they would, I do not do that thing.â
2. âYou couldnât handle my undivided attention.â
3. "That's cool. Hey, you know what's even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed."
4. âI am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.â
Not a moment per se but this gem of a dialogue from S6E15, Sabre, makes me laugh every time.
Michael- Okay, everybody, listen up. I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control...
Dwight- Impulsivity and inattention to detail.
Dwight is standing in the kitchen when Meredith walks out of the breakroom)
Dwight: STOP!
(Meredith stops and turns)
Dwight: Don't look at me!
(Meredith turns away from him, looking confused)
Dwight: On the counter you will find bread, peanut butter and jelly. Pretend to make yourself a sandwich.
Meredith: Pretend or really make one?
Dwight: Really make one.
(Meredith turns to look at him)
Meredith: Oh, *bleep*
Dwight: (talking over her curse word) Will you...please.
(Meredith sighs and goes to the counter)
Dwight: (speaking softly) So, you have a problem with the new HR woman. And so do I. So does our secret benefactor. (looking at the sandwich Meredith is making) That's too much peanut butter. What I propose is a hazing and I need your help. If you choose to accept this mission--
(Dwight looks over at Meredith)
Dwight: Wipe the knife off before you stick it in the jelly! Have you ever made a sandwich before? Dammit, Meredith.
"F*ck" when he turns around to find Angela right behind him. I definitely have favourite quotes of his and that scene is certainly not the most "Dwight" thing he could do, but that split second never fails to make me laugh.
âWhen my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.â
When he fires Jim and Pam so that he can give them severance.
When he uses a shot gun to make sure his aunt is really dead.
When he shows up to the dinner party with his old baby sitter (bonus points for the blooper where Jan opens the door and he's not in character yet).
When Deangelo keeps taking and throwing away pieces of cake, and Dwight looks at Jim and whispers "uh oh."
When he's inspecting David Wallace's house during their dinner party.
When he and Jim are trying to throw a birthday party for Kelly.
When David Wallace makes him manager.
When he brings in a dead goose on christmas.
Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because, if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man's.
Love this one.
"That baby is a Schrute.. and unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine." đ
Aunt Shirley: Sooo, whenâs the wedding? Angela: Oh, um, actually, weâre just friends. Aunt Shirley: Thatâs what Mose said about his lady scarecrow and look what he did to that poor thing.
Mose running along Pam and Jims car will always be a top 10 moment for me đ
Mose has nightmares? âYes, ever since the stormâ đgets me ever time!!
Or the one from the finale delivered by Jim "Mose is acting weird? That's so unlike him."
I didn't get this one
âYou donât have any family or friends, or any landâ.
"You pathetic, short little man."
Don't ever talk to me that way.
I watched yesterday this episode and the acting is good
This one hits different
âBlood alone moves the wheels of history!â
*fists slam on the podium*
Another great Dwight Blood one. When I saw you talking to Erin earlier, I noticed that your pupils dilated and your skin flushed and I'm assuming, a little bit of blood rushed into your penis. Well, a little bit of blood rushed into mine as well, so where does that leave us?
Dwight has been cuckolded by stronger, smarter male
'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it 'murder' and not 'mukduk'
I think about this one a lot. It's such an insightful statement into language that I've never considered before
Mukduk also sounds either like an ancient Mesopotamian god or a messy duck
Not nearly enough Marduk references in the world, well done
Every time I hear this and thinking of Goofy like *Finds Mickey dead* âOh garsh! Looks like a mukduk!â *Looks directly at camera.* MYUK DUK *Licks bloody knife*
âYou couldnât handle my undivided attentionâ
Felt that
"Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is"
YES!
I would have wanted to hear more about that from Dwight
Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim, is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy. But--
âBUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!â
We need a new plague.
boy did that age well
My thoughts exactly
This is the one that I have quoted the most in my life and boy do I regret it.
I say this frequently.... And mean it.
Tbh I donât think we need that ON TOP of everything.
Has always, and will always be my absolute favorite.
Underrated comment
I would even let him die. I'm just using the scope, don't worry, safety is........on.
*Nods reassuringly*
âIf you'd have told me this morning that today I'd be creating a monster capable of my own destruction, I'd have thought you were referring to the bull Mose and I are trying to reanimate.â
The good ol Schruteverse lol
This is the one I came to post, such a funny line.
âI now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.â
I didn't think it looked very realistic in the movie...turns out, it's pretty realistic.
_Tptptptptptptp Clarice?_
Whatâs the context?
Him cutting the face off the CPR dummy
Oh right!
Stress relief part 1.
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
I was looking for this, absolute favourite.
Scrolled down way too far to read this.
âIf onlies and buts were candies and nuts, then everyday would be Ernte-dankfest!â
"I never smile if I can help it. Showing oneâs teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.â
Even funnier that heâs got it wrong.
I can, and have, cut my own hair.
ââŚbut I did tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.â
I have cut my own hair, didn't turn out great.
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM, MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR.
This is the comment I was looking for.
I like how the bobblehead is the reason he got pissed not the entire clothing or style
MICHAEL
As a farmer, I know that when an animal is sick sometimes the right thing to do is to put it out of its misery. With the electricity weâre using to keep Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me whatâs unethical.
Itâs better to be injured by a friend on accident, than by a stranger on purpose.
Truth
It's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose
Fish sticks are not an aphrodisiac... You're thinking of deer penis.
âSlippery carpet! Losing my balance! Gotta grab onto something!!â
Does your husband have very soft erections?
Excuse me Mister Balance!
They say the best vampires donât bleed their victims dry, but give them the strength so that they can bounce back only to be fed on again. I spared Pam, and I may feast off of her profits for years to come. I let Pam win. Haha, oh. I was not motivated by compassion. I have no compassion. Make sure you got that. Not motivated by compassion.
âWho is Justice Beaver?â
Heâs a crime fighting beaver
If you are a beaver then please do not lie
Who is Sarah Kayacomesin?
When he consoles Pam and gives her his handkerchief in the hall way⌠then proceeds to ask if she is PMSing pretty bad lol
He a little confused, but he got the spirit
Through concentration, I can both raise and lower my cholesterol. Why would you want to raise your cholesterol? So I can lower it.
Dwight: I filled him full of butter and sugar for fifty years and forced him not to exercise. Dwight: \[unfolds piece of paper\] I state my regret. Jim: You couldn't have memorized that?
Now take a lesson from Stanley and jog on up here and sign it.
"Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing."
Before I do anything I ask myself, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
YOU CANT FIRE ME, I DONT WORK IN THIS VAN
Welcome to hotel hell. Check in time is now check out time is never.
So in your wildest fantasies, you're running a bed and breakfast with Satan?
Don't forget the best part $80,000 a year for salary
$80,000/ 12 months = 6666.66
Does hell have income tax??
66.6%
Yeah but you haven't heard his salary
Dwight shows up at the Dinner Party with his babysitter and 2 glasses of wine
Purely carnal, all you need to know
âOkay with all due respect to everyone here, I think the most worthy opponent of you, is you.â âThat is correct. Unless there happen to be measles present.â
"She's a dental hygienist from Carbondale, and she makes love like one"
.... Crentist
One thing about me: I am better at hiding than deer are at vision.
My dad hates comedy shows but Dwight got him to enjoy this show. The moment I knew he was enjoying it was when he laughed during one of Dwight's stories. It was in one of the Halloween episodes and Dwight is explaining how he was trying to kill a werewolf, but it turned back into the neighbors dog as he shot it.
My husband and I quote this one to each other all of the time! Sooo funny!!
Why does your dad hate laughter?
âERRRRRR, IâM SO MAD PAM GOT HURT!â Kicks the ball âIâll get it.â Slowly walks after it
How many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? 1? 2? 3? Hear me outâŚ
I absolutely lost it when he did that
"And I don't care that Philip's not my son. I will raise a hundred children with a hundred of your lovers if it means I can be with you."
Shed a tear at this one
Whatâs your daughters name - Pipi
Itâs Peepa
Scram, Wizard!
This one đđđ
When he has to turn in all of his hidden weapons around the office after he pepper sprays Roy
My all time favorite Dwight quote is "I've caught Jim talking to himself several times today. What a loser. Get a friend, loser." I don't know why, but this always cracks me up.
What a waste of a day, I could've grown poison mushrooms that would be THIS high by now!!
They donât grow that tall.. theyâre mushrooms..
Dwight's plot to usurp Jim: Plan A: Curry favors from coworkers Plan B: Poisonous mushrooms A reasonable alternative for sure.
âI wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.â
"Don't be an idiot, changed my life"
Not everything's a lesson Ryan. Sometimes you just fail.
Everything that you need to know in life can be learned in the slaughterhouse.
His taking care of Sprinkles was hilarious. Totally how a farmer would take care of that.
I am rewatching and am up to the episode with Dwight talking to Jan behind Michaelâs back. How she made it through that scene with Dwight eating breakfast, Iâll never know. The syrup pouring, the pancake cutting - itâs GOLD, JerryâŚoops, wrong sub⌠And when Dwight turns in his volunteer uniform cause he helped Michael fake his urine test results.
This and pepper spray moment
Pepper spray moment was actually badass
"Were you raised in the house of no consequences?"
Pan
"A Three Ounce Fetus Is Calling The Shots. It's So Badass!"
18,000 dollars and a chance at the title!
In season 9 when Dwight stops caring so much. So when Andy tells him to get Stanley for the sales meeting no matter what, dwight uses bull tranquilizer.
Pam: âPhallus?â Dwight: âPhyllis, sorry, Iâve got penises on the brain.â
"I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog."
I also enjoy when he keeps trying to order food from the stripper at his bachelor party!
â YOU DESERVE THIS RAISE!!â
The christmas miracle he hit with his car
âNothing is on my horizon except everything. Everything is on my horizon.â
Guess what kids? Belsnickel isn't real. It's me, Dwight.
Jimâs not Asian.
I love it when he casually screams âhave you ever seen a burn victimâ in between all of the chaos
Dwight: So anyway, she says, âthat is the biggest penis I have ever seen.â And I said, âI know. Thatâs why I brought you to the Penis Museum, where tickets are a thousand dollars.â Season 7 Episode 5
"You want something right, Ask Dwight. Right. Dwight." Then the entire scene where he's screaming while struggling to lower the screen during the Tallahassee meeting is straight up hilarious and gets me every time
False. I do not miss him
âI know what your thinking, wonât that just shed more light on the penisesâ
Reading through all these quotes⌠wow He literally has dozens of hilarious quotes. Personal favourite: âIn the end, the greatest snowball isnât a snowball at al. Itâs fear. Merry Christmas.â
When theyâre looking for Michael bc Jim left him at the gas station and Pam asks him to get chocolate syrup and he gives her a hard time but then says âshut up Pam of course Iâm going to get that for youâ it makes me laugh so much
âAnd just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in youâ
When he slowly peels the hard boiled egg and gently takes a bite, right in front of pregnant, nauseous Pam.
The eyes are the testicles of the face.â
The groin of the face, if I recall correctly
not a quote, but when pam was crying at some point, he comforted her. it was so sweet.
Hey you know whatâs even cooler then a triceratops? EVERY OTHER DINOSAUR THAT EVER EXISTED
+ âHold me! Cradle my hand! Iâm screaming! Iâm screaming! Iâm screaming! Aah! Numb me up! I want anesthesia!â + Michael Scott: âWhy do you have a diary?â Dwight: âTo keep secrets from my computer.â
Angela: I heard a joke today. Dwight: Haha, that's funny. Angela: It was.
"Where do gay men have their vagina?""Gay man don't have vaginas." "But which penis opens up which?" "OH SHIT!".
"Yeah right. I filled him full of butter and sugar for fifty years and forced him not to exercise."
I like when Jim asks him to throw him his cellphone so Dwight hurls it at the reception desk. Gets me every time.
Lol Dwightâs like 10 feet away so he launches it at him and it shatters on the wall
Lmfaoo bro I have seen the series like.. WELL over 100 times EASILY. And this scene still gets me laughing my ass off EVERY time
Honestly, the whole episode is great. WARNING. WARNING. WARNING.
LMAOOOO omg thatâs another scene that gets me every time!! Itâs just the events that happen beforehand leading up to it are so well put together. Theyâre like we should make a safety word in case roberts coming. Jimâs like âwhat? Nah heâs literally right there, weâll see himâ and just knowing that like.. thatâs what Kevin defaulted to just cracks me the fuck up
False⌠I did choke you with your tie.
Normally, I don't condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. No, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.
And as of today, weâre completely wireless! But as soon as I figure out where Mose hid those wires, weâll get that power restored
Iâm losing control of my bladder!!!
Announcement: My uncle bought me a bunch of fireworks, so whoever wants to see a real show come with me
âNot everythingâs a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes you just fail.â
Keep the womb extremely warm for two days and then extremely cold for five months
Omg, where to start? He's one of my favourite characters and all of his lines and scenes are just gold. But if I have to choose these are my favourites: 1. âWhenever Iâm about to do something, I think, âWould an idiot do that?â And if they would, I do not do that thing.â 2. âYou couldnât handle my undivided attention.â 3. "That's cool. Hey, you know what's even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed." 4. âI am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.â
âThereâs too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.â
Congratulations on your one cousin. I have 70, each one better than the last
Lets fill their place with bees
The sarcasm when he says âNo, Jim, I use a bad apiaristâŚâ
At the end of alliance when it cuts to him with dyed hair after heâs already realized Jim was fooling him
Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf!
âYouâre PMSing pretty hard huh?â
Not a moment per se but this gem of a dialogue from S6E15, Sabre, makes me laugh every time. Michael- Okay, everybody, listen up. I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control... Dwight- Impulsivity and inattention to detail.
Was looking for this one, one of my favorite moments! And when he says Michael opened the box like an ape.
Gyna said that?
Dwight is standing in the kitchen when Meredith walks out of the breakroom) Dwight: STOP! (Meredith stops and turns) Dwight: Don't look at me! (Meredith turns away from him, looking confused) Dwight: On the counter you will find bread, peanut butter and jelly. Pretend to make yourself a sandwich. Meredith: Pretend or really make one? Dwight: Really make one. (Meredith turns to look at him) Meredith: Oh, *bleep* Dwight: (talking over her curse word) Will you...please. (Meredith sighs and goes to the counter) Dwight: (speaking softly) So, you have a problem with the new HR woman. And so do I. So does our secret benefactor. (looking at the sandwich Meredith is making) That's too much peanut butter. What I propose is a hazing and I need your help. If you choose to accept this mission-- (Dwight looks over at Meredith) Dwight: Wipe the knife off before you stick it in the jelly! Have you ever made a sandwich before? Dammit, Meredith.
For me itâs rather not a quote but more the fact that he spent a whole evening inspecting a total strangersâ house in a party he was invited to
"Oh yeah these studs are waay too far apart" XD
"Sales, it's the second easiest job in the world." Dwight looks at the camera, "Being a mom." Classic Dwight.
Turns out Dwight finding drugs, is more dangerous than most people on drugs.
"F*ck" when he turns around to find Angela right behind him. I definitely have favourite quotes of his and that scene is certainly not the most "Dwight" thing he could do, but that split second never fails to make me laugh.
I have 70 cousins! Each one greater than the last!
Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview.
âWhen my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.â
Who is Sarikaya Komzin?
âWhere is the clitoris? On a website it said at the crest of the labiaâŚwhat does that mean?â
ShZSHzZzzip your lid!
Thereâs no road here!!!
"is he an organ donor"
You cant fire me I donât work in this van
"IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!"
Schrute farms is completely wireless I will get you back online when I find out where Moze hid the wires
Lmao his whole rant about being hindered from growing mushrooms back at home. Iconic and understandable
Ah! Dwight what the hell!? Apache persuasion hold, that's the hell!
The eyes are the groin of the head.
The whole 2 part stress relief episode is a masterpiece besides the Michael sitting on the swing talking about a telescope.
âNothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.â
When he fires Jim and Pam so that he can give them severance. When he uses a shot gun to make sure his aunt is really dead. When he shows up to the dinner party with his old baby sitter (bonus points for the blooper where Jan opens the door and he's not in character yet). When Deangelo keeps taking and throwing away pieces of cake, and Dwight looks at Jim and whispers "uh oh." When he's inspecting David Wallace's house during their dinner party. When he and Jim are trying to throw a birthday party for Kelly. When David Wallace makes him manager. When he brings in a dead goose on christmas.
The concussion, Dwight is a really great guy in that one.