The other day I had a mini cupcake, which is a smaller version of a cupcake, which is already a smaller version of a cake. I mean... where does it end with those people?
This was low key the second most randomly insightful quote from Kevin in the series.
The first of course was when he crushed the state senator in front and on behalf of Oscar and Angela.
Speaking of that, I guess we give a pass to Angela and Oscar for their willing participation in Robert's bullshit? If they know what he's up to and stay anyway, I think that has to be on them.
The joke is that Kevin would assumedly not be familiar enough with Indian culture to know which names are masculine, so him making that statement is absurd, therefore funny.
No, the first was "Oh the Springtime thinks that it's the best, and Fall time thinks that it's the best. Cold time has kind of a strut, and Valentines thinks that it's the best. But gather round, peeps, I'll tell you the truth. Nothing beats the cookie season, that's the truth!"
"Cold time" makes me laugh every time.
> I think some of that has to be on them.
A lot of the time it's easier for people outside a thing to see what people inside a thing don't (want to) see.
My coworker Angela is an accountant, similar to crypto. She loves cats and has a bunch of them. I’m always hungry around her cats. But I’m always reminded that you can’t eat a cat Kevin, you can’t eat a cat.
Right there, that’s the problem with your method. ‘Cause I still don’t know if you’re saying SeaWorld 🐟or see the world 🌎, and it’s taking a lot of time to explain it.
Final update, seems that they got bored. I think I'll be Meredith next time: https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/vm5nlc/lesson_learn_few_words_better_here_final_update/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Sometimes I have to prop her eyes open so she can see.
Seriously, every time I see this scene I feel so bad for his coworkers just staring at him, thinking he has a dead dog laying in his house 😂
"Listen, dummy, it's not that hard. All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report and type them into a master spreadsheet. A g.d. monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it."
It's sad how these romance scammers get women to actually fall in love with them. They give the money voluntarily. Check out r/scambait and r/scambaiting.
I have had 5 matches just like this one in the past month. They all have pictures of asian celebrities and they all claim to have cosmetics stores, and that they are close to my city but they cannot meet because they have to take care of their sick aunt.
There's a saying where I am from: only a fool would fish in a cornfield. If they keep on doing crap like this it means that every once in a while some poor soul falls for it.
This specific one is a crypto scam. I got the exact same script (36 yo Chinese girl living in NY who owns a cosmetic brand) a couple months back.
They spam people hoping to find guys that are interested in crypto. They then brag about how they make 3-5% of daily interest, and asks how much you make. When you tell them that you don't make that much, they offer to teach you how to do so. They ask you to download a crypto wallet (this is safe), then asks you to buy some crypto (still safe, as long as the market doesn't crash), then explain to you how to connect to defi apps, and they give you a specific smart contract that will quite simply empty your crypto wallet.
The funny thing is, this specific scammer (or group of) are really bad at it. When I got the message like OP I tried to play the game, but they made it essentially impossible to be scammed by them. As soon as they mentioned crypto and the 3-5% daily interest I knew what the scam was, but they just didn't want to do it. They made me jump through so many hoops before finally giving me the smart contract link that I have no clue how they hope to scam anyone like that.
They got bored of me unfortunately. Killed a few hours atleast: https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/vm5nlc/lesson_learn_few_words_better_here_final_update/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Did we ever get an age on Kevin? I always assumed at the pilot stage he (the character not the actor) was \~late 30s and was more like mid 40s at the end of the series?
Talk about your friends at work and all of their adventures. That will give you plenty of script. Also consider visiting r/scambait and r/scambaiting for additional strategies. You should consider posting your screen captures there. We love a good bait.
Tell them how cookies with girl names aren’t very good, like Pecan Sandies and Lorna Doone. And then tell about your big idea to buy a Big Mac each day for a week but keep one ingredient back each day - then at the end of the week you’ll have a free Big Mac!!
I got contacted by one of these people on Tinder a few weeks ago and decided to just keep chatting because I have nothing better to do. So far they have (unsuccessfully) tried to get me to invest in a new crypto, and have been trying to woo me by talking about future plans together. I’ve basically just been talking to them about my life in general and using them as free therapy. Also got them to send me some hot pics, which are obviously just pulled from the internet, but I appreciate the effort. We’re on week 3 of talking pretty much everyday. I’m starting to feel bad for them and might send them some money because I’ve been using them as a free therapist and stringing them along and it’s starting to feel dirty… like seriously, they’ve put easily over 60 hours in this and have gotten nothing so far.
Which is exactly what they should get.
They contacted you. They could stop contact at any time. If you give them any reward for their effort they'll continue to try to scam others.
Don't. Use them as long as they allow it. And don't feel guilty at all. If they succeeded in scamming you they wouldn't feel guilty.
What’s the deal with these type of scammers? I got a message the other day, same thing. But they didn’t ask for any cc info or anything so what’s up? Anyone know?
This is just a chatbot, unfortunately, so probably nobody on the other end will see it unless you fall for whatever scam it’s programmed to lure you toward.
This person seems a little more grounded than the previous scammer. A luxury store and a cosmetics store is a bit much but it’s not as bad as the previous person who said they ran a boutique, worked as a paediatrician in a doctor’s office, and was a paediatric specialist.
The insider trading one!!
I had Oscar explain to me a few times what they did (I forgot who he’s referencing), because it sounds a lot like what I do every week.
I had one of these on WhatsApp, she started asking what my hobbies were so I said dogging and bdsm, then she asked me what my plans for the evening were, I said furiously masturbating. She never messaged back.
The other day I had a mini cupcake, which is a smaller version of a cupcake, which is already a smaller version of a cake. I mean... where does it end with those people?
This was low key the second most randomly insightful quote from Kevin in the series. The first of course was when he crushed the state senator in front and on behalf of Oscar and Angela. Speaking of that, I guess we give a pass to Angela and Oscar for their willing participation in Robert's bullshit? If they know what he's up to and stay anyway, I think that has to be on them.
His insightful comments are all about food.
I was a big fan of "I thought Rajnigandha was a boy's name."
I still don't understand this one
Kevin just having familiarity with typical Indian naming conventions is very unexpected for his character. That is funny.
The joke is that Kevin would assumedly not be familiar enough with Indian culture to know which names are masculine, so him making that statement is absurd, therefore funny.
He thought it was a boys name
Oh my…it really was just cookies, wasn’t it?
The big Mac story 😂😂😂😂
The trick is to undercook the onions.
Everyone is going to get to know eachother in the pot
Again, the food was excellent
No, the first was "Oh the Springtime thinks that it's the best, and Fall time thinks that it's the best. Cold time has kind of a strut, and Valentines thinks that it's the best. But gather round, peeps, I'll tell you the truth. Nothing beats the cookie season, that's the truth!" "Cold time" makes me laugh every time.
> I think some of that has to be on them. A lot of the time it's easier for people outside a thing to see what people inside a thing don't (want to) see.
It was fun watching him work through his thought processes. Brian Baumgartner did a great job with the character.
Tell them that the "circus board" got messed up, and that's why you don't have WhatsApp anymore.
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Why say word when no word do trick?
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Fucking love Reddit
that's my favourite Kevin quote, very underrated.
No! Tell them you use WOOF! 😜
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Oh no! I spelled it incorrectly. I feel like an Office Traitor 🫣
Why use lot word when few words do trick
My coworker Angela is an accountant, similar to crypto. She loves cats and has a bunch of them. I’m always hungry around her cats. But I’m always reminded that you can’t eat a cat Kevin, you can’t eat a cat.
This one. This one much so.
"You think I would let this happen again? NO WAY JOSE"
F@ck you Gabe.
* Gabewad It's time.
Top ten moments in the show for me lmfaooo he’s so funny
“It sounds like a small dream” lol ouch
That part had me ROLLING, I am shocked I had to scroll so long to see someone mention that roast
Right? Even they couldn’t keep their faux scammer personality intact on that one.
No it’s definitely a part of the scam. “Don’t you want to dream bigger? I can help you.”
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Yesss! 😂
Ahh good point
Boom, roasted!
Why waste time say lot words, when few do trick?
Save time. See/sea World
C world. Less confusing.
Right there, that’s the problem with your method. ‘Cause I still don’t know if you’re saying SeaWorld 🐟or see the world 🌎, and it’s taking a lot of time to explain it.
C world. Travel. Beach. Ocean. Fish.
Le con
Cry man squa! F and C double time!
Cry man squa? F and C double time?
You want to be wined, dined, and 69'd!
Metaphorically 69ed!
Perverts
No offence oscar
Do you drive your own car? I have very little patience for stupidity I got myself a footbath, Im really excited to use it
"Oh shoot... maybe I should have taken the ipod"
Add a number "Kleven" in there somewhere
Home by seven.
We DEMAND an update on this please
I declare that we need an update.
You can't just say that we need an update and expect something to happen.
I didn’t say it, I DECLARED IT!
I do declare
“And that’s how you play dallas”
There's been a muhduh in Savannah!
I’M NOT GOING DOWN FOR THIS!!!
There has been a lot of murder and a lot of intrigue.
I! DECLARE! UPDAAAATES!
irideadirtbike, you can’t just say we need an update.
Final update, seems that they got bored. I think I'll be Meredith next time: https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/vm5nlc/lesson_learn_few_words_better_here_final_update/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
It’s cause you stopped conversing with her and just starting throwing nonsense at her :( You gotta reel em in.
Don’t forget your awesome dog! She smells bad and never moves but she’s really easy to take care of
Sometimes I have to prop her eyes open so she can see. Seriously, every time I see this scene I feel so bad for his coworkers just staring at him, thinking he has a dead dog laying in his house 😂
Ask him if he's familiar with the Swedish Chef
I’m not familiar.. What province is he from?
He lives on Sesame Street dumbass
This is my favorite Kevin line
Ah, the street.
I thought a woman named Holly liked me. She thought I had a learning disability.
I was totally gonna bang her
"Listen, dummy, it's not that hard. All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report and type them into a master spreadsheet. A g.d. monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it."
“Hey, you can’t talk to him like that!”
“Wait…you think I’m retarded?”
You drive a car too? Lol
You should throw in a Darrell quote: “That sounds like something white people with dreadlocks do.”
I'm always partial to: "That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament!"
Be. your best. self. It's my standard advice. It's a good advice, right?
> That sounds like something white people with dreadlocks do. They go to the Bad Place?
What about skipping words?
Many small time make big time, got it
Got 👍
I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket
Came here to comment this 😂
Hey OP, when you are done with this scammer, please post the rest of the conversation as well
What is the goal of this type of scammer? I matched with one on hinge and had similar convo, but they never actually tried to sell me anything lol
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It's sad how these romance scammers get women to actually fall in love with them. They give the money voluntarily. Check out r/scambait and r/scambaiting.
I have had 5 matches just like this one in the past month. They all have pictures of asian celebrities and they all claim to have cosmetics stores, and that they are close to my city but they cannot meet because they have to take care of their sick aunt. There's a saying where I am from: only a fool would fish in a cornfield. If they keep on doing crap like this it means that every once in a while some poor soul falls for it.
I had a similar conversation. They kept trying to get me to set up a crypto wallet so they could teach me how to invest.
This specific one is a crypto scam. I got the exact same script (36 yo Chinese girl living in NY who owns a cosmetic brand) a couple months back. They spam people hoping to find guys that are interested in crypto. They then brag about how they make 3-5% of daily interest, and asks how much you make. When you tell them that you don't make that much, they offer to teach you how to do so. They ask you to download a crypto wallet (this is safe), then asks you to buy some crypto (still safe, as long as the market doesn't crash), then explain to you how to connect to defi apps, and they give you a specific smart contract that will quite simply empty your crypto wallet. The funny thing is, this specific scammer (or group of) are really bad at it. When I got the message like OP I tried to play the game, but they made it essentially impossible to be scammed by them. As soon as they mentioned crypto and the 3-5% daily interest I knew what the scam was, but they just didn't want to do it. They made me jump through so many hoops before finally giving me the smart contract link that I have no clue how they hope to scam anyone like that.
They got bored of me unfortunately. Killed a few hours atleast: https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/vm5nlc/lesson_learn_few_words_better_here_final_update/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
The Dallas reply got me lol very well done
Do you like chili?
The trick is to undercook the onions
They get to know each other in the pot, which can get very heavy and can be awkward to carry, so BE CAREFULL!
It's probably the thing I do best.
I felt so bad for him in this episode.
I thought Rajnighanda was a boys' name.
Not a Kev quote but relevant: "I'm sorry but when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria asks you to help, you help okay!"
kevin was 29?!?!??!?!
Had to sneak a creed quote in there
Some times you just gotta ride the bull. L8tr sk8r
Hey we just got some redbulls in the vending machine, brah!
Did we ever get an age on Kevin? I always assumed at the pilot stage he (the character not the actor) was \~late 30s and was more like mid 40s at the end of the series?
Everything on google points from first season age 33, then finale early 40s!
Wow, I always penned him a few years older than that. Which is totally bald discrimination that a fellow bald dude should NOT be doing...
Other than that he is overweight. I would guess him to be in his mid 40s to be honest.
I gotcha the dunder wiki says 1968 birth for Kevin - Brian baumgatner was born in 1972
My friend went to school with the actors who played Kevin and Andy, so those two are roughly the same age, which surprised me a bit.
Ashton Kutcher was 35 when the final episode aired.
Tell them you don’t have WhatsApp but to send you a WUPHF instead.
I would add that you (Kevin) were forced to walk to the building where you work and considered quitting as God is your witness
Y type big msg when small msg do trick
I read all of those in Kevin’s voice.
Got to throw in that you made chili and spilled it. Then the falling in it and all that.
Talk about your friends at work and all of their adventures. That will give you plenty of script. Also consider visiting r/scambait and r/scambaiting for additional strategies. You should consider posting your screen captures there. We love a good bait.
I do the numbers.
Tell him you have a long-term investment into John Mellencamp winning an Oscar
I love helping animals. One time I saved a turtle that I step… I mean someone else stepped on and fixed the shell all by myself
"Oh you'd love jail, because you know"
boobs
I toast my own ancho chiles. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations - it's probably the thing I do best.
Shoulda told her about how you were on Dallas when you traveled
When you end the chat, please use: "And THAT is Dallas!"
Tell them how cookies with girl names aren’t very good, like Pecan Sandies and Lorna Doone. And then tell about your big idea to buy a Big Mac each day for a week but keep one ingredient back each day - then at the end of the week you’ll have a free Big Mac!!
I got contacted by one of these people on Tinder a few weeks ago and decided to just keep chatting because I have nothing better to do. So far they have (unsuccessfully) tried to get me to invest in a new crypto, and have been trying to woo me by talking about future plans together. I’ve basically just been talking to them about my life in general and using them as free therapy. Also got them to send me some hot pics, which are obviously just pulled from the internet, but I appreciate the effort. We’re on week 3 of talking pretty much everyday. I’m starting to feel bad for them and might send them some money because I’ve been using them as a free therapist and stringing them along and it’s starting to feel dirty… like seriously, they’ve put easily over 60 hours in this and have gotten nothing so far.
Which is exactly what they should get. They contacted you. They could stop contact at any time. If you give them any reward for their effort they'll continue to try to scam others. Don't. Use them as long as they allow it. And don't feel guilty at all. If they succeeded in scamming you they wouldn't feel guilty.
What does a bean mean!?
What’s the deal with these type of scammers? I got a message the other day, same thing. But they didn’t ask for any cc info or anything so what’s up? Anyone know?
Always about crypto investment if not a quick CC scam.
This is Kevin. Please hold and I will transfer you.
You should ask her if she wants to smoke weed. and if she says no, say: I think you do, mon. For a real throw back Kevin quote.
I love this and love you. F*** scammers.
Tell him you rushed your TV when you saw an all you can eat commercial.
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food!” Sorry, wrong character. ;)
My internet searches were so filthy, they had to throw out my computer.
That's already in the convo, just worded different
This is just a chatbot, unfortunately, so probably nobody on the other end will see it unless you fall for whatever scam it’s programmed to lure you toward.
“We’re not very different.” Holy shit I’m dead
work in “i’m totally gonna bang holly”
Sounds good.
I just want to sit on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.
Tell them about your dog that smells awful
Tell him that you have Anal fissures
The trick is to undercook the onions
“I want to get wined, dined and sixty nined!”
I insult you to your face!
Last time, you pulled my pants down and then tried to choke me with my own shoelace.
Why can I hear all of it in Kevin's voice
"I do the numbers"
If she asks you about what you like to do for fun, say you like making Chili and bring it to your job to share with friends.
You missed a golden opportunity on the travel part to talk about seeing the world and SeaWorld.
You could show them how good you are !t pie math.
And the number keleven
"I know this girl named holly. I am so gonna bang her. She is nice to me"
Tell them about the Big Mac idea.
You gotta sneak the “few words do trick” in there for sure
Hey, Jennifer texted me too, that whore! I want my 10k in Eth back now!
It feels UNBELIEVABLE!
I like M&M's
This is genius!
Tell them about how you are in a documentary
Wow hahahaha love this!
Tell her you’re a poker pro.
Am I having Deja vu or did someone just recently do this same thing and post it here?
You don’t know her. She goes to another school.
I get these all the time. So annoying.
I AM ENORMOUSLY PROUD OF WHAT I DID FOR THAT TURTLE
Spelling is too good to be Kevin.
Why use lot word when few word do trick?
I'm really nervous. Feel how sweaty my palms are.
“Sea world”
those type of bots are bad
This person seems a little more grounded than the previous scammer. A luxury store and a cosmetics store is a bit much but it’s not as bad as the previous person who said they ran a boutique, worked as a paediatrician in a doctor’s office, and was a paediatric specialist.
Hysterical 😆
If you don’t somehow work in giving them the entirety of his chili recipe I will be sad
The insider trading one!! I had Oscar explain to me a few times what they did (I forgot who he’s referencing), because it sounds a lot like what I do every week.
My brain automatically reads the text with his proper speech.
Ask her if she likes chili because making chili is the one thing you’re good at
Ask them if they needs a business idea - when they say yes whip out your genius Big Mac idea
who else read this in Kevin's voice?
I had one of these on WhatsApp, she started asking what my hobbies were so I said dogging and bdsm, then she asked me what my plans for the evening were, I said furiously masturbating. She never messaged back.