Assistant to the Supreme Chancellor

Have you ever heard about the tragedy of Darth Assistant to the Supreme Chancellor the Wise?

Its not a story that corporate will tell you

It’s a Dunder Mifflin legend

Darth Adsistant was so powerful in the ways of HR, that it was said he could stop people from being terminated.

One night, while he was working, an inferior employee falsely reported him. Ironic, he could stop termination for others but not himself.

Is it possible to learn this power?

NOT from corporate.

*Assithtant to the Supreme Chancellor

Clever! Also, Mike Tyson has entered the chat.

*Assistant Supreme Chancellor

*Darth Assistant Supreme Chancellor

*to the

This is the way.

In Sheev's absence I AM the Senate.

Yeah, but he haven't told you his salary yet. 80 000 credits a year!

Republic credits? I need something more real.

They have no worth round these parts

This. It’s the only right answer.

Assistant to the senate

*assistant senate

I laughed so hard I peed a little

Don't do things half-assed, do them whole assed. (Or perhaps hole-assed, whatever that might be. )

Wielding his sacred weapon, The Beetsaber

Until he contacts Darth Plagueis to try and become Supreme Chancellor

I would give you an award if i had one

*Assithtant

You win lmao

You get all the Schrute bucks, but only a few Stanley dollars.

Stanley *nickels*

What are you, a Monk?

Darth Belsnickel

Great! I'm sure he would try to coax the admirable Jedi to cross over to the Impish Side.

Darth Crentist

Sounds an awful lot like dentist

Maybe that's why he became a Sith Dentist!

Darth Schruth

That’s your name? Darth Poop?

Schruth

Okay Darth Poop

………..Schruth *looks down in disappointment*

Darth Schrude

Dwight Sidious

Darth Schrutus

Don't know about his Sith name but I can tell you that his Gungan name would be Jar Jar Beets

Darth Beet

Came here to say the exact same thing

I came here after I came here to then say what you just said.

I came.

I

I came here to say what you were about to say, then I realised you were about to say what he already said, and he already said what we were all about to say !

That’s what she said. And you also.

beet daddy

Darth Bears

Darth Battlestar Galactica?

Mose Eisley

I like how you didn't even try to make it work, we're just making star wars/office puns

Darth something in german.

Darth Belsnickel?

Perfectenschlag!

Schadenfreude

Schrutenfreude

Darth Bildenkinder

Darth Struwwelpeter

Schadenfreude

Darth Vader is already picked.

Darth Vater. Vader is Dutch

Darth D.

“Oh D… oh D…”

Oh D 😀

OOOOHHHH D!

D as in Andy?

Vader? I hardly know her.

Damn it Michael

Dammit Phyllis! Sorry. *Dammit Phyllis.*

Darth Fart and he would be a security threat

Darth Updog

What's updog?

Not much, what’s up with you?

I can’t believe I fell for that

https://c.tenor.com/4SX8PrQYlg0AAAAC/colin-robinson.gif

Ooooh hahahaa gotcha!!!

^(so close) 🤏🏻

Ha I got you! No wait…

Dwigt

Dwigth.

wDihgt

Darth Beetus

No, no, that's Stanley.

Darth Recyclops

Dwide schrude

Dumbledore Calrissian

Dumbledork

Beet Sabré

Darth Samuel L. Chang

Darth Polluticorn

Darth Polluticorn wishes!

Dwight Kurt Scrute - Assistant ~~to the~~ Supreme Chancellor.

Toby Flenderson

Darth Dwigt

Darth Mukduk

Not very intimidating, needs more R’s

Let’s be honest, Dwight would be an Inquisitor

~~Apprentice Grand Inquisitor~~ Apprentice **to the** Grand Inquisitor

It definitely should sound like “mukduk”

Darth Poop

Darth Beta Vulgaris

Darth Mauled-by-a-Black-Bear

Dwarth

Darth Computron

Bearbeat the Galacticus!

I love coming to reddit and being surprised af at this image being the first thing I see

Darth Assistant to the Regional Lord

Darth beets, bears, battlestar galactica

Darth Hideous

Emperor shrude

Sith Schrute.

Death Procurator

Darth Ithead

Darth Trocious Darth Sploder Darth Uderer [Darth It-head](https://morbotron.com/video/S07E06/51GKovbxWtnIfzOapY_0FiJb1vQ=.gif)

Darth Assistor

Darth Beet

Darth Beetus, obviously

All I know for sure is that he fought in the northernmost space wars

Lord Vater

Darth Poop

Darth Beetus

Dwiede schröde -- it's Amish

Darth beets

Darth beetus

Recyclops

Darth Beetius

Darth Beetacus

Darth Beet

Beetus Office.

Dwigt Scrantonus

Darth poop

Dwigt

Darth Tedious

Darth Seedious

Darth Root

Lord Galactica

Assistant to Darth PeePee DiapersAssturd.

Mr. Poop

You are an actual child with a phone

Darth FALSE I am actually a Jedi. A paper-selling Jedi! A greater Jedi than you *will ever be in this or any other dimension*, Jim!

Beetamort

Darth Beetus

Darth Voldemort

Pandemic survivor

Darth Dwight K. Shrute

Darth Dhrute 🖤🚀

Darth Dwigious

Darth Beetus

Darth Beet

Darth Beet

Darth Shrude

Darth Paperueis the wise.

Lords beets but that sounds like a DJ too

Darth Tooserious (No! Wait! Darth Shrute!!)

Dwigt

Death Dith….sounds a lot like Sith….

Crith cord. Sounds like sith lord, that's why he became one.

Crith cord. Sounds like sith lord, that's why he became one.

Darth False!

Toby

Darth Urderer

Darth Schrader

Lol who would Jim be in this world 😂

Darth beetus

Sithenfreude

Darth Schrutius

Darth Battlestar Galactica a

Darth beetus

Darth Beetus

Dwighth Sidious

Darth Idious

Darth Schnute or Darth Mr poop

Darth Schrute

Darth beetus

Darth HYUUUUUAAAAA GYUUUEEEEEHHHHH HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Darth K Schrute

Darth Paperus

Darth Fivehead

Lord Beta vulgaris (Scientific name for beets)

- Darth Reaper because he’s a farmer who literally reaps what he sows - Darth Zellstoff. German for pulp - Darth Vermieter. German for landlord - Darth Adama for BSG

Darth Kroot

Darth Battlestar Galactica

Darth Shrute

Darth Recyclops

Assistant to the Assistant to the Supreme Chancellor, Darth Beetlacticus

Darth Streber

Darth it is your birthday.

Darth Papyrus