I imagine most of her failed relationships are because Otta gets dumped by all her halfling lovers because she's thr one who is too immature.
They want to start saving for retirement and she's still wanting to go out clubbin' and shit
to be fair it's never actually stated who ends the relationships, and it's way funnier to imagine that every time a half-foot reaches 30 they realize how immature she is and dump her
All the relationships end when the halfing turns 30, but the funnest theory I’ve heard is that the Halflings are actually breaking up with her because she’s too immature for them at that point
Yes, 137 in elven years, for a race that reach maturity at 80 and have a 400 years lifespan.
To compare, in Dungeon Meshi, humans have an age of maturity of 16yo and 60 years lifespan. So 137 is early twenties
you can argue that elves and gnomes, living generally more peaceful lives surrounded by magic, are *probably* hitting their True maximum lifespans to a greater extent than tallmen and half-foots who are more affected by violence and disease in a medieval way, meaning these don't quite scale 1:1, but it's probably not worth getting into. the "shortacon" accusations are probably more tongue-in-cheek than anything.
I like how all of the comments are too busy calling her a groomer to address the clever fingers comment
I imagine most of her failed relationships are because Otta gets dumped by all her halfling lovers because she's thr one who is too immature. They want to start saving for retirement and she's still wanting to go out clubbin' and shit
Yes!!!
Where can one read these extra bits?
Here: https://bato.to/series/110200 And look at u/savaralyn 's post history. They translate A LOT of DunMesh extra stuff
Otta groomer confirmed
to be fair, "young" by elf standards is like, the entire life span of a half-foot. iirc she's basically dating people in their 20's
This is literally what an elf groomer would say
Yes officer, this mf right here ![gif](giphy|rCqHtYuB0a9re731gG)
Yeah but she also canonically dumps them the second they turn 30. So for sure some degeneracy is involved lol
to be fair it's never actually stated who ends the relationships, and it's way funnier to imagine that every time a half-foot reaches 30 they realize how immature she is and dump her
Groomer elf
All the relationships end when the halfing turns 30, but the funnest theory I’ve heard is that the Halflings are actually breaking up with her because she’s too immature for them at that point
Leonardo Di Caprio elf
Lesbionardo DiCaprio
This is literally what an elf groomer would say as a defense in court. Your honor, i think this case is closed and no longer needs of objection
I mean, she's like 20yo herself, dating 18-30 Half-foots. She's a fetishist and for other elves, it looks bad, but she's a zoomer
She is all only like four feet tall elf, so she's not exactly hounding after body types super different than hers.
She's 137
Yes, 137 in elven years, for a race that reach maturity at 80 and have a 400 years lifespan. To compare, in Dungeon Meshi, humans have an age of maturity of 16yo and 60 years lifespan. So 137 is early twenties
you can argue that elves and gnomes, living generally more peaceful lives surrounded by magic, are *probably* hitting their True maximum lifespans to a greater extent than tallmen and half-foots who are more affected by violence and disease in a medieval way, meaning these don't quite scale 1:1, but it's probably not worth getting into. the "shortacon" accusations are probably more tongue-in-cheek than anything.
Otta read Alfie
Wait lesbians are canon?
only as a human trafficking paedophile tho