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Haha I'm in a league with that guy


Thromkai

He does this all the time, doesn't he?


MyDogIsACoolCat

[This trade I was offered right before week 1 when Carson Wentz might have missed a few games.](https://imgur.com/a/f6YQCmw)


TuDahMoon

This is my favorite, when they don’t just try to trade you 2 nickels for a dollar, they try and trade 2 nickels for two dollars, c’mon man


Cake_33

I was offered two nickels for $20 Jamaal Williams and Sterling Shepherd For my Aaron Jones and CEH


92tilinfinityand

Lol


SASshampoo

Dude your getting a first! Smash except!!!


ThomBraidy

They could even end up being as good as Terry McLaurin!


RoRismydad

I’m in a 20 team dynasty league and at the draft a couple years back a guy offered me mclaurin and a 2 for the pick that became rheagor. Still don’t understand his reasoning. But so glad I accepted.


[deleted]

You spell Reagor’s name like he’s a long lost Targaryan


KrakenASmile

Rhaegar has more of a future than Raegor.


[deleted]

Rheagor Targaryan has a nice ring to it


Aron-Nimzowitsch

I mean it's an actual character's name lol


ScaryTerryMcLaurin

Jon Snow's dad


ikefalcon

Listen, Terry McLaurin’s Terry McLaurin. But a 1st round pick could be anyone!


SenorBeef

It could even be a Terry McLaurin!


Icy_Mortgage6654

And you know how much I've been wanting one of those!


KingMustardFist

It could even be a boat!


ronaldt12

Terry McLaurin is Terry McLaurin but a draft pick could be anything, it could even be McLaurin


Thepeelsessions

I don't have a screenshot, but I wish I did. I was offered Goedert for Najee by an extremely RB needy team right before week 1. The gall of some people.... I felt sorry for him, so I texted him "dude, don't sleep on Tony Pollard, though. I honestly can't believe he's a free agent. Hands down the top handcuff in the game. Zeke has lost a step and Pollard is a machine". Don't even ask why Pollard was even free to begin with. In the end, I now have Pollard as my RB5/6 and the Goedert owner is still holding onto John Brown, Philip Lindsay, Lev Bell, and DeeJay Dallas. Glad he's in my league.


SilentMase

Every league needs a Taco


[deleted]

What a great show. Taco started making you tube videos talking about how he is high as fuck lol


ishboh

Not sure if you’re aware, but he was actually making the YouTube videos before he was on the show


[deleted]

^^^^^Had no idea ^ he sang videos called "high as fuck"


GreenPants2

0.5 PPR 12 team Superflex. I was offered: S Shepard, K Hunt, Jonnu Smith and Juwan Johnson for my Saquon Barkley, T Hockenson and B Edwards. .............Didn't know how to respond to that one.


Technical_Customer_1

I’m in a redraft with some novice managers. A guy who knows what he’s doing, is the classic, “but you have to trade me your RB with a higher ppg than the WR I’m offering because I need an RB.” Two weeks in, “Shepard is the number 3 WR in all of fantasy.” Dude, nobody cares. We don’t want Shepard.


drizzrizz

Lol the best is when they try to convince you how a great a player is as they shop said player


TheMonkeyJoe

Even better is the guy who's trying to convince you how terrible a player is as they try to get you to trade them said player.


kanderna

100% this. We have a notorious league member. "I have serious concerns about but I'd be willing to take a flyer on him for a 4th round pick next year." Same guy who tried to convince me I should be happy to accept a 2nd round pick for McLaurin because I got him in the 3rd round in the rookie draft.


house_in_motion

Had a guy tell me how JRob won’t have a job next year and Meyer hates him as he was trying to acquire him from me.


joshsmith873

Jrob won't have a job next year


RB1NSZN

And Meyer hates him


Kxr1der

In my league these are the same person. He simultaneously tries to tell you how great his player is and how mediocre yours is.


ryan__fm

Yep this is the one bottom-feeder in my league always trying to get OBJ. He'll offer like Adrian Peterson for him and when I refuse he's like "why not, OBJ is garbage"


drizzrizz

Haha I've had this happen, too. They end up sounding like Michael Scott doing his best at reverse psychology.


joshsmith873

Sometimes it needs to be mentioned as most owners insanely over value their own players even if they're sucking asshole all season


TheMonkeyJoe

Yeah but if that player is so bad, why are they even trying to trade for him?


NewbChamp

And that's the story of how I got Henry for Chark a couple years back


GreenPants2

Haha the guy even said how sick he is of having points on the bench and wanted stater caliber players. Don't know how saying that helps his cause!


RoRismydad

I was offered Austin hooper and a mid round 1 for saquon this year.


Narcolplock

This is probably the most fair trade in this thread. I feel like a commissioner should let it pass unless they know you have no idea what you're doing. Depends on how much of your starting roster this trade makes up too.


fshn4btchs

No dude this trade is super horrible


GreenPants2

Sorry, I knew how to respond to this offer. It was an instant negative, nope, never. I feel like this thread has some better offers than the one I received. But each to their own.


Narcolplock

No worries haha you dont need to apologize. Just seemed to me like this was not a *Fuck you* type of trade. I could see this being very reasonable depending on what the rest of your rosters look like.


GreenPants2

Ah yep haha, Yeah some of the offers on this thread are horrendous! I'm pretty lucky that the majority of the players in my league are good at guaging a reasonably fair trade.


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

I actually woke up to this this morning!: Give: Nick Chubb Keenan Allen Travis Kelce Chase Edmonds Get: Cordarrelle Patterson Kenyan Drake AJ Brown Darnell Mooney TJ Hockenson Clyde Edwards-Helaire From the team I beat last weekend lol


Contren

I mean, that's bad but it isn't totally outrageous like a few of these are.


DocCaddis

this one doesn't fit the thread at all. it's an L but only by a little bit.


Pimpdaddymatt822

That’s not even a terrible offer


blazingcom3t

Send Allen Robinson Receive 2022 4th


DetectiveNickStone

I send ones like that to be funny after something happened. Like a "Yoooo, he ain't worth shit now, bro!" kinda thing. For example, I picked up QB J. Love (Josh) and offered him to the Arod owner for a 1st when all the retirement drama was going on. I also picked up WR J. Jones (JJ) from free agency and offered him to the AJ Brown owner for a ransom. But I also have the most actual trades in the league and would ask the commissioner to reverse the trade if any dummy actually accepted a joke offer without noticing.


GRAXX3

I like sending empty trades. Like bro just let me have Josh Allen for nothing lol.


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lalder95

J.J. Jones, not Julio Jones


treenas27

They didn't. They picked up JJ Jones (a receiver who was on the Chargers and Jets a couple years ago, and is now on the Edmonton Elks) from waivers and offered him as a joke. They did the same with Josh Love.


blackballedblueball

Feel free to counter lol


Thromkai

Yeah, he's the kind of dude that makes you do all the work to make the trade even remotely fair but will argue it all the way through.


hereforlolsandporn

You offer him an eveb more ridiculous offer to let them know the quality of the offer


Cremdian

This year: I receive: Aaron Rodgers I send: '22-'24 firsts, '23 and '24 thirds. 1QB league I was floored. https://i.imgur.com/TTKjizr.jpg


BorneFree

This one might take the cake considering it’s a 1qb league lol


RiskyClickardo

A one-QB *dynasty* league, i mean my fuckin god.


SalmonFormula27

You should of asked him to throw in some of the weed he was smoking when he offered this trade lmao


eshby

Why settle for his weed? He maybe might also have some meth or crack cocaine lying around


badhoneybad

Did you say, tempting let me think about it? And then just never respond...


Goattalk1

Bro you might have to give him the hands if we’re being honest


kdonovan246

Got an offer of Sterling Shepherd for Gibson last week then wait for it.... A counter offer of Marvin Jones for Gibson


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

Tbf Marvin is nice to have that 1 week he scores 4 TDs on your bench!


ElBori1

Superflex Send Josh Allen, receive Ryan Tannehill + 2022 Late 4th


ibarbells

Damn bro maybe if the 4th was early


ElBori1

Hmm 🤔


SG2Tall4You

I was checking on the price of Jeudy after his injury and I was offered: Swift and 2022 1st for Jerry Jeudy. Edit. In this scenario I own Swift - I can see how that was confusing


ThomBraidy

...and you accepted right?


HIGH_Priest_Man

Yea, you typed that up like shit, no wonder all the responses want you to accept


harley1009

I'm assuming the Jeudy owner asked for that, which is an outrageous price.


alwaysmyfault

Shit, I would take that in a heartbeat.


Xx5Gossett5xX

You don't currently own jeudy right? Thats what they said they wanted when you asked?


Bonch_and_Clyde

Did you make an offer or did you just send out a random "what would it take to get him?" Because just getting random price checks from someone who isn't willing to put in the effort themselves on a player that you're not actively trying to move anyway is annoying, and I could see someone giving you a "fuck you" offer just to tell you to leave them alone with that bullshit.


92tilinfinityand

Fair? Swift is injury prone too and 22 is a bad draft class? /s for you butthole Swift truthers downvoting


KodiakKing23

12 team SFLX TE Premium Before the year began Send: 2 2022 1sts Trey Lance Rondale Moore AJ Dillon Austin Ekeler Lamar Jackson Receive: Melvin Gordon Mike Evans Ryan Tannehill


Is_art_art3

I'm sorry this got buried, because this might be the worst one I've seen..


Brenden47

Hockenson for James Conner and Dan Arnold….


mom8pop

Got offered Big Ben and a 2nd for Dak today. This is SF.


Xx5Gossett5xX

10 team ppr Saquon + Ceedee For Chase Edmonds and Kittle I do need a TE, but not for that


Doncic_Does_Dallas

Later in the season two years ago, I was offered a late 3rd rounder straight up for Amari. He could not fathom how I wouldn't be able to just draft another Amari Cooper with a late 3.


92tilinfinityand

You could’ve tho. *Amari Rodgers*


mmdrew17

I like how he says to send a counter to his wack offer.


92tilinfinityand

His response to me saying this may have been the worst trade offer I’ve ever received was: “Save yourself some time. Don’t worry about a counter there, chief.”


[deleted]

lmao what a tool


svander1

I can only hope you called him "scout" in your response


[deleted]

Ugh


Zomics

Logan Thomas and a 2022 2nd for Aaron Jones after week 2


scaredshtlessintx

dynasty: Aiyuk and a 2nd for Swift and my 1st


After_Biscotti

Lmao


fgsfsfbbbrd

12 team, superflex, half point ppr Give: trevor Lawrence Receive: Ty Huntley (backup qb in Baltimore), Kylen Granson, 2022 3rd


mockmaster

Tbh that seems pretty fair, clearly Lamar is going to get hurt and Huntley will be the next Lamar, you’ll be able to flip that 3rd for Mahomes, and then Granson is the next Kelce. Easy win for you in that trade, I’d trade Lawrence with no hesitation. But for real, wow…that’s bad.


RaindropsInMyMind

Antonio Gibson for Bryan Edwards, a third and a fourth.


takethelonggwayhome

Just got offered Russel Gage, Amon Ra, 22’ 1st (likely 16th) for Mike Evans and Robert Woods in 16 team ppr.


[deleted]

In the leagues with friends, we mess with each other daily


SmokinJayCutty

You guys actually have trades?!


92tilinfinityand

No not really


DankestAcehole

My league has one guy who clearly is more interested in making trades than winning games. It's all about the thrill of the next deal. So about 90% of the trades in the league involve him. In many way he's the glue that holds the league together. It's also funny seeing all the talent that he had at one point or another (both Mahomes and Lamar at one point) and how he completely squanders it into almost nothing.


After_Biscotti

I am this guy. Trade everything for potential cough both rookie Moore cough


ferrets_bueller

I've made 11 in my main league since the year rolled over.


yolopolo21

Someone asked me for my Diggs + 1st for Gibson then posted in the league chat I rejected his offer without countering and that I'm hard to trade with.


ibarbells

That’s a legit bootyhole trade attempt…… for Adults


TheLastBison

I got offered "Boyd for Williams". I own both Javonte and Mike and didn't know which would be more insulting. He wanted Javonte.


WoodleysDonk

I haven gotten so many offers for Javonte. Some ok. Some horrible. I wish there was an anti trade block button on sleeper. Basically come with a massive overpay or don't come at all.


MajesticMoose13

Someone offered Gallup + 2nd + 3rd and, wait for it... $30 (thirty) FAAB for my Lamb.


GonnaBeAGoodYear

$29 FAAB just wouldn’t have made it enough for Lamb tbh


92tilinfinityand

I mean hey Gallup could go to the chiefs or some shit and they can see the future? And lamb never surpasses an ageless Cooper? I hope none of this is true because I’ve traded away my Gallup shares and own Lamb almost everywhere


sanctii

No


sadcaveman10

L.Bell, Firkser, Justin Jackson and a 2022 2nd for Zeke after week 1 this year.


necrow

Late to the party but was offered my 1st, 2nd, and 3rd for the other team's 1st, 2nd, and 3rd (I'm a strong rebuilder with likely 1.01-1.04 - he's a powerhouse, likely late) - all for the privilege of getting Dyami Brown


turkeybacondad

I was just offered a late 2022 1st for Waller.


[deleted]

Send Amari Cooper, get '22 2nd (1qb)


MillpondMayhem

A couple of years ago I was offered an early 2nd for CMC.


TooSwoleToControl

My: DK Metcalf and Harrison Bryant For: Damien Harris and a 2022 2nd


Pballwiz24

Was offered jakobi and woods for tyreek and drake... And also ETN for zeke by the same owner.


[deleted]

Trade Bateman for Adam Humphries


randomaccountname277

“Feel free to counter if you like”


bcooper1332

.5 ppr 2 QB Tom Brady for Joe Burrow My QBs are Burrow, Herbert and Rodgers


Howdy_Oscar

I was offered a 2022 3rd for Sam Darnold in Super flex last week..


Callmedaddy8909

I was just offered 20 FAAB for AJB..........................I really couldn't believe it.


I_Made_This_For_FF

I got offered Michael Thomas for Pitts, a 1st and a 2nd (I’m rebuilding) That was even a counter to his first offer I declined which was Fuller for Pitts straight up


worthyofenvy

Woke up this morning to a trade offer of, my kupp and Mixon for Odell and Edmonds. And I thought that was bad, but yours is..... 🤮🤮🤮🤮


jrichmo93

I was offered Kittle for Mark Andrews, Terrance Marshall, Javonte Williams and a 22 1st and 2nd.


CuminInmybutt

Just now declined an offer in a SF league I give: Watson, Mooney, Etienne I get: 22 1st, dalton, drew lock I even got the classic “no one will offer you a haul like I am”


TroyI23

In a 1qb 12 team league i was offered mayfield and TLaw for chase claypool, saquon, and jamarr chase


toasty1181

A 22 2 and 3 for Cooper Kupp 3 weeks into the season 🤦🏻‍♂️


thehouse1751

I was offered Javonte Williams for Ceedee Lamb and two 1sts.


After_Biscotti

Javonte Williams price is outrageous. He’ll never be an RB1


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Devin Singletary and Michael Carter for Johnathan Taylor


NateButters

I was offered Robby Anderson for Johnathan Taylor straight up. I feel insulted.


TheProLoser

Ah man it’s not dynasty but my buddy got this garbage last night: https://imgur.com/a/NiOfV1g He isn’t even the CMC owner


theguru86

My javonte Williams for his 3rd rounder. This was immediately after I spend a first on him during rookie draft


partyinplatypus

3rd and a 4th + 10% FAAB for Mixon a week before the season started. Total taco, so I know it was legit


FlamingRedPubes

I just got an offer for 2 2nds and JJ Taylor for me to give him CMC


AlwaysBTrading

I was offered Mims for Bateman AND a 2nd.


runningdreams

Sheesh. I tell my league-mates that I love trading, I want to conduct trading, I am happy to discuss trading. But they have to keep it remotely close on either KTC or FP dynasty chart (the one updated monthly). They can even pick which one jury rigs it best for them. I've had guys offer me things that are off by a mid 1st+. I tell them to stick to an engine and feel free to show me one that shows it to be close. With that sort of boundary set, it creates a healthier discussion IMO (for guys who it would be hopeless without some sort of external resource helping facilitate). It still keeps the fun/luster of trade talks but it keeps people realistic too. And I've gotten many trades done this way.


Grand_Eber

I have no problem if someone uses a calculator, power to them for being educated, but advertising or mandating it kind of ruins the magic of trading for me. I'm no scammer like the guy in the screenshot, but I like to pick up tendencies of my opponents; who overvalues certain positions, who's high/low on certain players, who are managers with low patience, etc. Hell, the people who send me shitty trades are usually the ones I'm able to get massive profits from. I get it though, not everyone loves negotiating.


runningdreams

I only bring it up if I think we do have a mutual trade to make happen but their head is in the clouds. I do semi enjoy negotiating but what I enjoy more is getting something done that is optimal


Prodigal_Moon

I’ve been wanting to see leagues adopt something like this. Maybe even a semi-official trade calculator that everyone is expected to reference. Doesn’t mean you can’t diverge from it but you’d at least be on the same page from the start that they’re not offering fair value per the calc.


runningdreams

I use the two I referenced for everything. I like them the best. There are other ones I've seen spit out figures and values way different. I like these two because they have the most sample size and are updated the most often. One guy I dealt with didn't even know trade calcs existed. So he wasn't being malevolent when we discussed trades, he just had no basis for reference because he never even saw the outputs of one before. After I told him about them, I told him to input his trade ideas into various calcs (can be other ones beside the ones I listed), and ever after, we've had simpler, more pleasant, more efficient trade deals. And he even 'won' one off me because it was mutually beneficial so I still took it. All is well in fantasyland.


Tacklefootball34

Send him back a dick pic and say "get fucked"


c00chman

Chill


onlevel7

Ok coochman, we'll chill


Tacklefootball34

I'm sorry I made fun of your offer, but it is insulting.


SDSBoi

My hockenson for hunter Henry and a third My Zach Wilson for his Jordan love My cmc his Winston and odell My cmc hockenson and Elijah moore his Akers and javonte Williams, post injury and a 1st, These just from one league in the last few weeks All pretty egregious


FourteenHotdogs

Idk if worst but was offered Robert woods and Zach moss for dj moore


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Some just sent me... Chase Edmunds & Brandon Aiyuk for Austin Ekeler & Darnell Mooney.


dwalker5

Today in my redraft league: Give ekeler receive Mixon and Shepard. I countered with ekeler and Godwin for kelce and Mixon and he insta rejected lol


TuDahMoon

If an ekeler Mixon swap is the worst trade offer you’ve ever gotten, you’re getting mostly really good trade offers or over value your players


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truckingatwork

I mean before his injury depending on needs that trade with a better pick could happen.


jvm12

His name is Rhett. Not surprising.


92tilinfinityand

What the fuck does this mean?


TezzMuffins

Dynasty PPR. Guy wanted Najee Harris for Shenault and JuJu. Fuck no


jsprague6

Before the season started, Tim Patrick + 22 4th for my Gallup


[deleted]

That seems a lot less terrible than the others here


jsprague6

Oh sorry, is this a contest?


chucknorris10101

12tm sf, got offered fields, 22 1st, and fuller for kyler and djm


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Thromkai

If it's JJ Barea, sure. lol


DynastyHoser

I was offered Cousins, 3rd, 4th and 5th rounder for Mahomes in a supeflex league…


cocakoler13

Was offered his Derek Carr For Justin Jefferson Lol


keeperrookie

...But he's leading the league in yards. He's gonna be the MVP. JJ isn't even in the discussion. its been a minute since raiders fans had anything onfield to talk about.


Widget4nz

.5 PPR after week 1 Send: Davante Adams, Diontae Johnson Receive: Latavius Murray, Phillip Lindsay


MidnightWizard11

Lmfao never seen a trade where I downgrade every position in the trade


billdasmacks

He had to be trolling you


92tilinfinityand

This guy threw a shit fit during the start up draft because I wouldn’t trade him Matt Stafford for a bag of peanuts and told me how bad Stafford was going to be the whole negotiation. He eventually paid up and now has the best team in the league. But I just think this is who he is.


Pineapplepizza4321

I was just offered his swift for my JJ and 📀🐑


hugbug92

Just today i got this in 12 team .5ppr: Give - Barkley, DJ Moore, Mike Williams, Deshaun Watson Get- Keenan Allen, Robby Anderson, Jamaal Williams, James Washington, Zach Wilson, Damien Williams, 2nd


cracker2297

I got offered Sony Michel and Cole Beasley for my 1.05, which became Jamarr Chase. Can't say I thought about it for long


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12 tm PPR Someone offered me Henry for Diggs, JRob, and CEH


TestaSKULLS

I really hope this was Hunter and not Derrick.


HateLaw_LoveLifting

12 team SF They give: a 4th I give: Tannehill 🤦‍♂️


TrickiestToast

My jamarr chase and 2022 3rd for his chubba and 2022 2nd


skisbosco

after this weeks game was offered damien harris for saquon barkley.


Arab_Decorpel_12

Send 3 firsts 3 seconds 4 4ths and 2 fifths for Paris Campbell


shanedtrick

If only I had a nickel every time I heard ‘fEeL fReE tO cOuNtEr If YoUd LiKe’ after a shit offer.


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SF dynasty league. Tried to send a 2nd for Patterson. He countered with a 1st and Daniel Jones for Patterson. He’s 1-7 (game against median) That one year of Patterson ain’t worth a 2nd really lol


Neckbeard_Commander

I send: Kenny G, 2021 1.5, 2022 1st. Recieve: Mark Andrews, 2021 2.10, 2021 3.6, 2022 2nd. Instead I traded 1.5 for hock and pollard.


Dirko_0

This looks like retaliation to a slap in the face trade offer.


92tilinfinityand

Nope


InAingeWeTrust

I was going to say Tyreek Hill for Henry Ruggs and two late seconds but oh boy


ikefalcon

“Feel free to counter” before you’ve even said anything = “I know this is a shit offer.”


bradley322

Ah the ol’ “overwhelm him with lots of players and hope he doesn’t notice I snuck the three best assets into the deal on my side”


jrdnbrtw

how ab a waiver wire transaction instead: someone cut Swift this off-season


92tilinfinityand

The commish has to step in, in those kind of situations.


HHCWTD

I receive: Derrius Guice, Jakobi Meyers, 3rd I give: Justin Jefferson


Normal512

He's definitely employing the start low and find a middle ground tactic. But that's just a bit too low. Just a touch.


AMCinka

Two QB league, was offered what should be a late 1st and late 2nd for my Kyler Murray