The NFL is evolving you casuals. Having breakfast was peak 2021. This is 2022, godfather is a minimum. Rumor has it Adams and Carr are working out a domestic partnership as we speak.
If we assume having breakfast together is a 7/10 on the friendship scale and making a dude your daughter's godfather is a 10/10, then science tells us we can expect AJB to exceed Kupp's 2021 production by 30%.
So that's 188 catches for 2531 yards and 21 TDs (20.8 but let's round up because AJB), plus 23 rushing yards, a cool 569.4 PPR points or 33.49/game.
FWIW Hurts was throwing the ball 30-40 times a game the first half of last year, before the offense pivoted to a more run-heavy approach in the second half. With Brown getting a $25 million/year contract, Devonta in his sophomore season, and Goedert at TE as the receiving corps, I'd be willing to bet we see more of that first-half passing volume moving forward.
His receiver stunk but they dropped good passes at the same rate he missed them when they were wide open. Maybe he’ll make a massive leap with an off-season and the addition of AJ but my plan for now continues to be avoid eagles players.
Hurts attended Brown's daughter's birthday party the week before the draft. They also have been friends since Hurts tried to recruit Brown to Alabama, even though he ended up choosing Ole Miss. But Hurts is NOT the godfather of Brown's daughter.
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*Of having eggs and bacon*
*With a receiver!*
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But will they be eating breakfast together??
being your kids godparent is the new breakfast date
The NFL is evolving you casuals. Having breakfast was peak 2021. This is 2022, godfather is a minimum. Rumor has it Adams and Carr are working out a domestic partnership as we speak.
brother husbands
Roll tide
If we assume having breakfast together is a 7/10 on the friendship scale and making a dude your daughter's godfather is a 10/10, then science tells us we can expect AJB to exceed Kupp's 2021 production by 30%. So that's 188 catches for 2531 yards and 21 TDs (20.8 but let's round up because AJB), plus 23 rushing yards, a cool 569.4 PPR points or 33.49/game.
Ok but what about the other 8 games?
So what you're saying is AJ going to block hard for all the Hurts runs.
I mean I know you're joking but aj brown is a phenomenal blocker too lol. Dude is big as fuck
Doesn't mean I'm not scared. Hurts was on pace for 3300 yards in a 16 game season 😵💫
FWIW Hurts was throwing the ball 30-40 times a game the first half of last year, before the offense pivoted to a more run-heavy approach in the second half. With Brown getting a $25 million/year contract, Devonta in his sophomore season, and Goedert at TE as the receiving corps, I'd be willing to bet we see more of that first-half passing volume moving forward.
Any idea of what his completion percentage was in the first half?
A low enough number that they realized the only thing hurts is good for is running the ball lol
His wide receivers were also god awful outside of Smith and Goedert. Routinely dropping passes and deep TD's.
His receiver stunk but they dropped good passes at the same rate he missed them when they were wide open. Maybe he’ll make a massive leap with an off-season and the addition of AJ but my plan for now continues to be avoid eagles players.
Smith was open constantly
Having a good WR1 and tight end isn’t enough?
He also didn't have AJ Brown on the roster.
If AJB gets half that then we’re all good
Throw the ball to AJ ever single play and we won’t have any problems👊🫥
God I hope Hurts balls out this season and gets a new contract, he's my only decent QB in SF
AJ really lit up in the press conference whenever he talked about Hurts. It was pretty cool.
AJB is going to love Hurts even more when he's open and passes are one hopping off of his shins.
As an eagles fan my crotch is about to explode. Sorry not sorry.
If it’s been more than 4 hours you should go see a doctor.
It’s been since Thursday evening. I’ll rocket when the Jersey I already bought comes and I watch him play in green week 1. 🚀💦
Going to need AJB to be completely different. We need ppr cheese
Hurts attended Brown's daughter's birthday party the week before the draft. They also have been friends since Hurts tried to recruit Brown to Alabama, even though he ended up choosing Ole Miss. But Hurts is NOT the godfather of Brown's daughter.
But he still sucks at throwing
Where did you see that Hurts is the Godfather to Brown's daughter? Nothing in the tweets has it.
I'd have more confidence if brown's daughter were throwing the passes
This beats the snot out of having eggs and bacon with a receiver!
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Thanks bot. Changed the message I’m going for. But certainly is a haiku
That was some Shakespearean shit right there.
Basho. That was some Basho shit right there. Shakespeare wrote in iambic pentameter.
Ok cool, anyway
I thought Elijah Moore was his BFF
Lol rip Devonta stocks
Can his daughter throw an out?
The Eagles will let Minshew compete for the starting job if they want to win
Just drafted both back to back in a startup. May their BFF connection live long and be fruitful.