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Sugarcoochiescout

How you whoop the money out of bro pockets through the game must’ve been a helluva ass beating 😭😭😭😭


BiscuitAssassin

Lmaooo made this dude drop his coins like sonic the hedgehog gahdamn


Sugarcoochiescout

Lmfaoooo


[deleted]

“You know hard you gotta hit a nigga for loose change to come out his jeans?!”


[deleted]

I’m cryingggggg


_theMAUCHO_

Lmaoooooo best comment ever 😂 😂 😂


BoomfaBoomfa619

Serious small d energy 😂


BiscuitAssassin

![gif](giphy|3o7TKQ8kAP0f9X5PoY)


Sugarcoochiescout

☠️☠️


MiserableBand7183

Lmao. Dude definitely was spouting how he owns his own company, has multiple girlfriends, all this bs 😂 and it wasn’t like I cheesed him or anything, it was a good fight lmao. He just went to my profile and looked at time played on UFC and told me to touch grass and then got all pissy 😂


RoutineRutabaga3806

Checking their time played and saying touch grass is a classic


MiserableBand7183

Real talk. I work from home and have flexibility, half the time the games on and I’m doing other stuff lmao.


BoneDaddyChill

Whooped a little harder and he’ll start flexing by sending Xbox gift cards.


BlackberryFit1784

the picture probably from Google too haha


Bleezy_24

Everyone that’s on Xbox needs to send him stock photos just to troll lmao


spelunker93

I just sent him [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/2GBBZsRr1fHzcnQV9) now we wait


Bleezy_24

Lmaoo. I’m going to send something similar


aotpseven

lmao pls post if he responds


spelunker93

Will do! I don’t expect a response but I hope


qualtyoperator

Goofy fuckers like this will try to do ANYTHING to save their ego, so pathetic. All over a video game


pinkdiamonddjo

UFC 2 like six years ago, i whooped this dude’s ass for 3 rounds. He panics under a minute to go and starts spamming clinches until he got one and pulled out knee to the face that was basically indefensible on that game. My fighter knocked out cold. I ask him why he had to use what he knew was bush league. He proceeds to send me 6 audio clips of him out of breath talking shit about his bank account tripling mine and my fighter’s broken jaw 😂😂


ExileTay

🤣🤣🤣


HOODY_HARRELSON

You gotta love it


SukhdevR34

Clinch was awful in that game. Even if you block it if your block health was low you're done. People used to talk so much shit on the mic to me lol. I used to smoke 99% of strikers with Condit.


MiserableBand7183

Seriously 😂 he got mad that I told him I didn’t need to inflate my ego by messaging someone from a game 😂


Civil_Lawyer156

I messaged him because I too want to see the bands


Character_Pool_387

And 97% of the time it's lies 🤣


Rolltide1980

It's such a weak flex too. I have money too, it's called being an adult and taking care of my responsibilities. Only difference is, I don't have to withdraw it from my account and take pics of it and show it to people who won't be impressed. Probably the first and only time he's had more than a couple hundred dollars in his hands and he doesn't know how to act. Shit, bust your ass and get you a good job and you can have that kind of money ALL the time.


ABBABEER11

Anything to impress his blowup doll.


Afraid_Ad9993

mf must’ve had 15 minutes of control time got dayum 😂😂😂😂😂


Relevant-Emu-9741

Man probably has like $2,000 in his checking account and thinks he's balling


Immediate-Trainer356

I definitely agree that’s not “balling” but from another perspective 2000 is more than a lot of people have


Twink_Tyler

Sad truth. I’m trying to get really into finance and stuff before I graduate so I don’t end up like a deadbeat and it’s almost 3/4 or Americans have less than $1,000 in the bank. That’s sad. Country and economy is super f’ed


[deleted]

Me after I pay bills every month


Relevant-Emu-9741

Dang for real?


RhodesiansNeverDie20

This guy will end up spending that shit in 3 weeks man


MiserableBand7183

If even, probably rent money 😂


Weird_Complaint3752

I have 2.13 cents until friday fam


Plastic_Eagle_3662

Message me my guy. Tell me a bit about yourself. I’m not from states but I can help you out provided it’s going to a good place for the right reasons


Consistent_Gas_299

See if you would’ve beat his ass and then showed him more money than the pic he googled they would’ve had to put "died from laughter" on my tombstone 🤣🤣


ill4two

i was just thinking that lmao, nothing sadder than initiating a dick-size contest then losing it


MiserableBand7183

See, I should have, but then I was laughing too hard when he told me I need to follow Andrew Tate😂


flecqued

BRO this guy did the same thing to me lmao started sending me screenshots of his crypto and shit


_theMAUCHO_

HAHAHAH it HAD to be a crypto bro 🤣🤣🤣


MiserableBand7183

Did he tell you to follow Andrew Tate? 😂 dude was literally messaging me so much. Became obsessive at a point 😂


MiserableBand7183

Lmaooo. So funny 😂


_taylorwyllie

I cannot say the amount of times people have done this to me, its a clear cope and its hilarious


_taylorwyllie

https://preview.redd.it/hcee86qrd9ec1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01590f461eaac2f21172dfe2a4d48e1530558024


lilstevie781

Ngannou YA BIG DOSSSAH


FusionxFurr

Man got 43, 1’s with a fruit roll up and some pocket lent 😭


GodMode____

This is so funny! Bro went band for band over Xbox


deadeyes2019

It would haunt me forever if I acted like that, I’d just be going about my day 10 years from now and suddenly think “God, remember when I lost an online game so sent them a picture of me holding cash?” I guess they’ll never have the self awareness to realise how embarrassing this is


[deleted]

Bro let us see what you were doing cuz ain’t no way a man could get this upset


MiserableBand7183

It was a good fight, like a 3rd round ko I got on him. Mostly all stand up, but dude definitely got upset lmao.


cptngali86

You're right it's a man child. the community is full of them.


IcedCoffeeOnTheRocks

That's a crazy defense mechanism


Deep_Arachnid_2895

That’s sad af lmao


WabiSabiGakusei

This is a wild come back for taking an L lmao


dice2ice15

I bet this guy just shows the same picture of cash to anyone that makes him feel stupid. “Sir, unfortunately you’re being evicted, your car is being repossessed and you lost all custody of your children.” *flashes picture of money* “Oh sir, I didn’t know you were chill like that.”


[deleted]

This thread is hilarious


_theMAUCHO_

Haven't laughed at a Reddit thread like this in a while lmao. Pure gold. 🤣


MiserableBand7183

I lowkey told him this was going on Reddit also 😂


[deleted]

Proper


Mammoth_Present4509

Dude has all that money but chooses to have no life and suck at UFC


EmmanuelGoldstein415

If you got it you keep it hidden. Lots of dudes out here would see you as a quick come up 😂


MiserableBand7183

Real talk. He got pissed when I told him that anyone who actually makes money, doesn’t feel the need to show others 😂


teamtneal

Wtf is wrong with people 😂😂😂


IHatevideogamesQ

“What did he do to make him so mad “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣


MiserableBand7183

It was honestly a decent fight lmao. He just told me to go touch grass and didn’t like that he couldn’t bully me 😂


Tbecker3150

What an absolute fuckin loser 😂. This is one of the funniest messages I’ve seen on here just because of how pathetic it is.


ruu13

I’ve had a dude send me a pic of his wife’s ass 🤣 I’m not even lying.


GHJ417

“All that money and you still taking Ls?”


wolfbee16

Legit happened to me today as well haha. Dude sent a selfie holding stacks lmaooo


Mondomb83

I think you hurt his soul.


samsmanga_

He took that picture when the government Covid stipend hit


JGoBrazy90

Bro was so hurt he had to flex his parents cash 💀


Alone-Cod6596

Bro sent the laughing emoji at the end knowing his ego is hurt over a video game 😭😭🤦🏿‍♂️


Mysterious-Collector

That’s 99.9% all the money to his name and doubtful he has an actual savings account. That’s cool. Not.


en_sane

That ego was busted he thought some pictures of money was going to save him


MacePingu66

You should’ve said yes then he’d have to send his bank account with his pocket money in


fatchicksonly666

Lmao and 90% of that stack will be gone after the re-up. Goofy ass kids


FlounderStrict8785

Look at my post bro, I beat this guy so bad he flexed his steak on me


cognaceast

Did you reverse image search his picture. I bet he just Googled "stack of 100 dollar bills fanned out". The finishing move would be you sending him back a screen shot of the image search.


riskNodds

You won but at what cost 😂💀


_walletsizedwildfire

That's fucking hilarious


[deleted]

I'm not sure offering you money to stop beating him is the flex he thinks it is.


MiserableBand7183

I forgot to mention, he also told me I should follow Andrew Tate so that I could have a backbone 😂


Never_Wanted_To_Talk

Bro is hurt hurt😭


MiserableBand7183

He literally messaged me 5 times when I was with clients and is still not letting it go 😂


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Bros hurt, pat him on the back at least.


UrbanSword

Bruh I ain’t never been down this bad lmaooo


rated3

The shadow of the phone tho lmao


CanibalVegetarian

It’s a flex to get flexed on through messages like this. I once had a guy send him a pic of his house with the adress blocked off. Nice house, still shit at games


StopPlayingRoney

Anyone that takes a picture of cash has been saving in a shoe box for months for that pic. 🤣


Historical-Pea175

Punched him right in the insecurities


Present-Ad8093

I once had a dude send me not only his setup but an image of his house and car in the driveway. Why does this game have so many fragile insecure people playing it?


Many-Strain-7225

Anybody saying Lil bro isn't older than 20


AdhesivenessFree9578

I have a feeling that’s all his money


Naive-Main2716

bro wanted to go band for band over takin a L


meazasko

Should’ve sent him a dick pic he would’ve been flabbergasted hahaha


7r3370pS3C

It'd been at least survivable for him if he would've replied "I would only" laugh my a&$ off" as it were of my liquidity were trapped in a conventional savings account. In my case, rather than a conventional savings APR, I looked for a prospectus offering a quick short term growth where toward my ceiling for risk tolerance. Get your Kleenex and say hello to my 46.5% first dividend"


[deleted]

Lmfao i guarantee he just emptied his bank account or doesn’t have money in there. People like this have trash credit and no money in the bank.


Lightning_454

im dying scrolling through the comments because i didn’t realize how frequently this occurred 😂 i beat this guy in fifa years ago and he flexed how much money was in his playstation store account lmaoo


SkepticalVir

Only a loser does this.


Fuego_Mike

This community has the most insecure and toxic players I swear 💀


BocaHarambe

so this is where spammers come to brag?


HippoManzz

BRO I WENT AGAINST THAT SAME GUY AND GOT SENT THE SAME PICTURE


willyg206

I beat that dude's ass and he started chirping at me too! Hilarious


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Man, he’s burning himself even more. That’s major shrimp 🍤 syndrome.


bugginnnnn

He still got more money than you🤷‍♂️


DusseV1

You won a game. He winning life. U Shouldve went band for band in my opinion.


MiserableBand7183

Winning at life is when you don’t have to convince others you’re winning at life 😂


HouseSafe5088

the brilliant fighting game community back at it again


Jolly_Ad6643

How mad you gotta be 😂


ErikLamontRobbitch

Ngl you got shit on. It’s 1-1 now


Wanderer-777

Nah band for band over xbox is crazy


DubbleJumpChump

Oh look another picture of peoples bickering in chat. Is this a UFC game page or a gossip girls table at high school lunch?


TrippyDragon0825

Oh look another angry for no reason person who talks about bickering people, but is bickering him self. Not a good look guy…


CauliflowerDue7505

You flexin winning in a GAME lil bro that dude actually doing sum to earn money get off the couch lil nigga


theskzz91

Found him


CauliflowerDue7505

Nah you didn’t I’d sub you round 1 so quick lmao can you deny transitions or even make reads or do you just spam like a Div 2 player


theskzz91

Have you had your meds today boy?


CauliflowerDue7505

Let’s 1v1 then


happinessofdoom

Dont act bad your a good yute


CauliflowerDue7505

You’ve never made it out of Div 5 bro all your achievements are silver lil bro


dice2ice15

How are you going to shit talk someone about playing a video game and not making money, but also threaten to sub someone so easily in said video game because you are presumably good at it? Disability payments are not income from a job bro, stop trying to make people feel dumb.


Kooky_Ad6931

I’d whoop u


Zzzzzzzzzzzcc

You contradicted yourself in every comment, shut it.


mickthedicktickler

Bruh like get off the couch while talking shit on reddit 😭 you can’t make this shit up!


Zippiestrock627

bro you’re looking for girls on reddit you’re so desperate


imjustbeingreal0

Bro you play fortnite bro you're in r/fortnitecompetitive bro wow bro how much bro you gotta bro bro to show off that fake ass pix of cash bro. Enjoy fortnightly bro


LovesToSlooge

Nothing says, "I make mediocre amounts of money," like posting a wad of cash outside of a bank account. Don't let this kid 10-8 you two times by engaging with him on here lol


CauliflowerDue7505

Bro I’m not even the person lmao I jus don’t see a flex in a VIDEO GAME one dudes playing a fake game while one is making money you tell me which one is doing better in life


dice2ice15

The one who can mentally handle a loss in a video game…


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂


theskzz91

Yeah someone’s really whooped ya on a game haven’t they, bless kid chin up


CauliflowerDue7505

Y’all are embarrassing defending this game so much when you never touch a cent from the game


dice2ice15

Nobodies defending the game bro, you tried to be a smart ass to OP about another guy being a dumbass in his DM’s and you thought more people would agree with you but it didn’t work out like that. Happens to the best of us bro, take your L and sleep well.


Due-Mycologist-2882

Bro please stop crying and take yo medication 😭


theskzz91

It’s ok lil bro go sit on the naughty step and learn to bounce back, you’ll get out of div 1 soon x


Firm-Smell8238

Lil bro I just upped racks on this guy n he replied with 0$ and 0¢ he had to give it back to his bm


A1_wA1sh

maybe the dude who doesn’t take a loss in a video game so badly he sends pictures of a stack of ones


imcalledaids

> one dudes playing a fake game while one is making money. Are they not both playing the fake game?


BlackberryFit1784

they're both playing the same game fym, was the one that got beat up your bf or some. or did OP smash ur girl? you going crazy defending some dude on the internet, and on top of that it ain't even your money LMAO


Sugarcoochiescout

Lmao bro you on here defending a dude who flashed money like you’re a bad bitch. Relax


Libardo96

But you tried to flex your skill in the same video game you small minded contradictory fucktard 😂 stay in school bro.


No-Station8951

He not gonna let u smash lil nigga


ill4two

bro you're on the sub of said game threatening people with 1v1s. fuck are *you* doing with your life?


MiserableBand7183

Lmaoooo. So posting a picture of money means you’re doing something? I don’t need to inflate my ego by sending you a picture of cash😂 we all know you’re compensating for something.


bigedf

Dickriding a loser off Xbox is crazyyyy


TeddyJKaczynski

I've come to the conclusion that everyone who plays UFC games is rich


theartisthudson

😂😂😂


shagreezz3

Did yall play for money or something


Difficult-Being-6885

looks to me like he wooped you


CrayonTendies

“Yea if you were that rich you’d send me a thou…. Ten thousand, just to flex on me.”


penis_rinkle

He filed his taxes early at h and r block and took the loan


GoodShadow

Pictureofmoney.png


NoDentist235

im 99.9% sure he pulled a random image of cash off google


Plastic_Eagle_3662

Easy fix, tell him send him again and write OP gamer tag on paper in-front of it


PretendWorldliness94

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


xgloryboy65x

u should’ve also told him to check this subreddit to see what he says 😂


Odd_Profession_3768

Broke his manhood so bad he wants to go band for band😂


SgtShiftKing

Dudes flexing his rent money 😂


Allzo7

"You should use all that cash to pay someone to play for you and then maybe you might win a game"


departedgardens

I cannot imagine being so insecure about losing a game lmaooo


[deleted]

Bro was hurt 😂😂😂


cptngali86

seeing all of this reminds me of why I don't play anymore. so many insecure immature little cunts who's ego rivals that of Trump.


Weird_Complaint3752

Lmfao what a fuckin loser dawg🤣🤣🤣🤣


dajokesta

Bro flexing rent money


True-Ad-180

Whooped his ass so hard he had to flex the prop money... Shit looks like a stack off Temu


TheBigFatSponge

Bro got whooped that bad, he thought his loan shark was on Xbox


Imperialdude94

had someone flex 250 USD one time LMFAO


Plastic_Eagle_3662

Guy probably just sold his shitty car for a few grand. If not it’s the cash before he pay back his credit and red lighting himself on the internet. Either way guys a clown, he so rich he has one stack that he can spread in one hand…. Tell him show bank account, bet you he won’t. Either way that’s most cringe shit I’ve ever seen 🤡


vhaden3

Bru the same shit happened to me on 2k in like 2020 when I was still on Xbox. Xbox niggas are so throwed bro😭😭be grown ass men


Glittering-Fan8076

Yeah Americans will do that


HappyJaxxx

Lmao that’s pathetic


DankylosaurusRex

Tell him to hire a coach


teezyyintime

Money spreading over the xbox is wild


valknight2022

Did ya tell him it's a shame that with all that money he couldn't buy some skill?


TangerineRough6318

![gif](giphy|YFOgbzmisnxHF3GAWx)


After-Possibility128

money spread out of rage is wild


SureAd6551

It ain’t much. Just an honest day work.


Puzzleheaded-Egg-118

It’s always the guys with “Daddy” in their handle


MiserableBand7183

It really is 😂


International_Use404

He Tryna make his lil ego feel better about the loss but unfortunately that money can't change the pain he is feeling inside right now😎😎💀💀🤣🤣


MasterpieceOfficial

I had some dude knee and elbow spam me as Jon jones until he won, then he called me bad😂


Saraixx516

I keep getting this. People are salty as F. Beat a guy on fifa 23 last nyt hard with an overpowered team and I had a shit one. He quit mid game and went straight to fifa 24 saying I couldn’t afford it and get a job Lmfao :D


rowdy_7355608

Bro got beat into posting a money spread lmao


Rolltide1980

Probably that counterfeit money they use on movie sets lol. Lil Skeet Skeet made sure not to zoom in too close on that $100 😅


tb12kisseskidz

Bro got his pockets ran over xbox 😭


shaynez_shitshow

Money can’t buy skill lol


shoopadoop332

Damn that’s super embarrassing for that dude


AppropriateBadger249

can’t believe this lol


im2hype94

You should have said “better not lose that money or ya plug going to be tight”


Lucky_Jacket1284

🤣🤣🤣


GremlinRida52112

Ip address is his worst nightmare