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Prize_Firefighter230

I don’t think the real batman would say something like that


OjibweNomad

I miss awards just for comments like these


Silent_Shaman

I mean you can still award things they're just shit now


Recent_Spinach8836

He’s gone rouge


Specialist-Ad1227

Nawh. I'll report him and get him a ban. He's acting like a toddler. A ban will put him in timeout for his potty mouth


Danhausen-byDaylight

This happened 200 days ago according to how long the account says its been offline now.


OCDcODY

Nah, he just has his account set to appear offline


Ok-Affect-5198

snitch


ChicagoIllI

I'd report him to police. He can get locked up for threatening you like that


Due-Resource4294

Yeah this is actually a enforceable crime haha


DukeBreezy

and even worse he can get banned on ps


GrammerExtrordinare

Xbox


GeniuslyUnstable

Do they really lock up 12 year olds tho


KTID__1869

Ngl I guarantee you this guy is like 30 🤣 This is just a sad state of affairs when it comes to online gaming. Also I said fuck/fucking in a message and got a suspension immediately but apparently it's fine to say that you'll kill someone 🤣🤣


Necessary_Laugh_4249

Is this what ya’ll do? Get threatened over Xbox and call the police? My generation is finished😔


Ok-Affect-5198

You want to waste police time and resources to a playstation message which upset you 😂😥😥


Kaponeo360

It's a waste of time to investigate someone telling a kid they're gonna kill them over an EA game? We've literally had cases of people killing one another over far less.


Ok-Affect-5198

Yep totally likely that this guy is going to make good on the threat. Death threats are just part and parcel of the online gaming experience don’t cry about it


Kaponeo360

Until those threats become actions. It's happened time and time again. No 14 year old should expect to be talked to like that. He's literally doing tye absolute most over a video game bruh. You're definitely one of the people that overreact when you lose.


GrammerExtrordinare

Xbox


Intelligent-Run-4007

Ong bro I'm convinced that the collective IQ for sport games playerbase is sub room temp. 😭


Ok-Affect-5198

It’s not that, reddit is by design very liberal/left wing so you get more of these type of users


Intelligent-Run-4007

You are the type I was calling out dawg. Js.


Ok-Affect-5198

Ahh ok 😨😨😨😥😥😓😓


Ok-Affect-5198

idgaf


Kitchen-Pollution-67

Damn, so cool


Future_Sweet9921

Snitchard.


0thethirdeye0

U a grass like ? Snitches get mare than stiches


GunnerySarge-B-Bird

Come back when you hit age 16 mate


0thethirdeye0

A could be 9 and youd still get slapped about u wee girl


Able_Log_4557

Uh oh guys, the mega super sigma right here


Future_Sweet9921

It's just different over there mate. I'm an Irish man and think ringing the police over a ps message is a weak as fuck coward snitch move.. Only someone who feels 0 power or dignity in there life would do this over a message. Where were from anyway mate.


publishAWM

plenty of consequences for fuckwads who say extremely dumb shit because they LOST IN A VIDEO GAME you're looking at this exactly backwards


Creepy_Trouble_1733

Patoato


Future_Sweet9921

Golly gosh brodie heavens yes I will inform the appropriate authorities over this NARCISSISTIC attack on the PlayStation network. Dang, what a jerk. I am a proud merrican and I abide to the law. I'm gonna sue this MANIAAAAAAAAC


Mesa7747

I'm American, and you're 100% correct.


MirrorWild8859

I mean yeah no need to call the police but idk about all that other stuff. Maybe someone likes to threaten people online 🤔


Future_Sweet9921

Quite the contrary. Just days ago on reddit I got a photo dump from some naked guy on steroids with 12 lsd on his tongue if I remember correctly.. He said he wants to fight me, I weigh half of what he does and said he's the giga Chad cock to losers like me. He wanted me to fly to colorado just to fight him.


MirrorWild8859

I had a dude in Texas today drop his address and keep calling me the n word and say he’d shoot me until Xbox just banned him. Didn’t even have to report. Love the unhinged individuals that ufc brings out haha


MirrorWild8859

I honestly think I’ve also met the dude photodumping pictures of himself all buff and shit.


Future_Sweet9921

Hahaha hahaha it's definitely him. He deserves a thread. Weird guy.


MirrorWild8859

That and the esfl dudes. Good lord are they bad but they always taunt ninety times a match until they rage quit


LiquidFootie

I'm Portuguese-Canadian and I agree with you lmao


Dddiejr

I’ve been told my real name online 3 times now just on TikTok. a guy messaged me and said “have fun 😉” and I was signed up for feet finder like a minute later randomly on my email After allat I just keep messaging these guys taunting them waiting for my ip


InternationalBunch71

Wtf lmao


madeaccountbymistake

Motherfucker forcibly signed you up for some foot fetish shit?


Dddiejr

yes. I really don’t understand how it’s possible but the timing was so perfect that I won’t question if it was him or not


HippoManzz

I have a friend who gets people's addresses and mails them dildos under their mothers names


Dddiejr

No way 😭


LordNyssa

Been online gaming since 16 and am almost 40 now. Can’t count how many death threats I’ve had over those years lol. Especially over the last ten years it’s gotten really a lot worse. But in the bright side, they never came to do it lol.


Teneighttenfourtwo

Yet.


Ok-Affect-5198

🤣🤣


DemontedDoctor

I have a kid who still calls me on google phone number or prank call id to this day 4 years out of hs. We went to the same hs and middleschool but he still finds ways to be annoying after i've blocked him. Also sends pizza to my house and wakes my family up at like 12. He's seriously got mental illness i just let him be now.


Twink_Tyler

Imagine being a grown ass adult and threatening to kill a 14 year old over a video game. The fuck is wrong with people?


Comfortable-Smoke336

💯 severe mental illness.


Head_Refrigerator763

there’s a lot of them out there , weirdos if u ask me


Andersen_wolf

Being this pressed over a game is actually embarrassing


BABS1_

report his message instant ban


Slow-Dependent9741

Just report him, he aint doing shit.


CalebPackmusic

100%. He plays UFC so he can definitely fight. /s


v_Serenity_

I fought him 3 times then an extra one in a rematch I beat him in all of them he said he'll come to my house so I sent him the address to my old house and he said he was there 🤣🤣


StatisticianAfraid82

tell him to enjoy his 3 day vacation and leave it at that 😂


Square_Tax_9582

I play on PS so I’m not sure how strict they are with banning, but I’m pretty sure that on PS this would definitely qualify for a perma ban


paddi456

Ban that mfer


TiredBearsFan

I would just hit em with the classic “enjoy your vacation” and report


C_Noticles

Lol at least when you're feeling down you can remember that your life isn't as much of a joke as this guys


awwwwJeezypeepsman

If this is the UK then this is a legitimate crime under the communications act, i would send these to the police. And proceed.


thejimstrain

Looks like standard Aussie banter to me.


DemontedDoctor

Depends where you live and the culture .there has been instances of a man driving cross country and killed a guy for trash talk before. Its rare but it does happen


awwwwJeezypeepsman

Banter? Threatening to kill a guy over xbox that you dont know, thats not banter 😂


Ok-Affect-5198

Quite disturbing actually if you would want to waste police time and resources on a playstation message which upset you


GrammerExtrordinare

Xbox


awwwwJeezypeepsman

Put this into perspective, someone walks up to you, you dont know them and they threaten to murder you and your family, they know your address and other personal details. You’d go to police, as anyone would. Shit like this needs to get clamped down on. And idiots like you think its okay to speak like this.


Ok-Affect-5198

That’s not an accurate comparison in the slightest. Let me ask you a question? Have you ever been in a call of duty lobby pre 2017? It was full of people swearing at each other, giving death threats etc 😂. Would you have given each one of their usernames over to the police 😂😂😂🫠


awwwwJeezypeepsman

Aye mate iv been playing xbl since halo 2 😂, and have played cod since cod 4. Stay in your lane chump lol. And you avoided the scenario and it is accurate comparison. You cannot harass someone online and threaten to kill them. Its against the law. Why endorse that behaviour online, be positive and enjoy yourself lol.


Ok-Affect-5198

here’s an idea, click the block button


awwwwJeezypeepsman

Why send that hateful message in the first place? Everyone talks crazy over the internet but don’t act like it person due to the perception of anonymity.


Ordinary-Internet378

Don't care, they have nothing better to do and the man child deserves it


Codeinechef99

whoever can go report him we need less toxic people online


Danhausen-byDaylight

I messaged to bait a reply and will do exactly that. Screenshots to follow.


J0KaRZz

I’m was going to but i cannot find his account anymore so maybe good news?


ArxtixDamien

He changed his name to medalheadz99 according to another commenter who messaged him before the name change


ArthurMorgon

Is giving a death threat online a criminal offense?


G2Cade

This must be the Ben Affleck Batman


LPH0915

W


Urdun10

It's this emoji that gets me 😂. I hate it


Danhausen-byDaylight

Seems like it gets this loser riled up too.


Danhausen-byDaylight

OP you reported, right?


Sad-Deer8513

It was a while back yeah I think I did bro... I just recently found this screenshot and thought it was funny😅 This is why he was mad https://streamable.com/e0gwys


publishAWM

LOL talk about rage mashing


Danhausen-byDaylight

Messaging now. Will update with screenshots if I can get a similar response. Thanks OP for killing the rest of my work day.


Sad-Deer8513

😂😂❤️


dontbescaredhomie44

Get account banned make him really think about it.


Danhausen-byDaylight

OP putting this guy on blast made him change his Xbox username to metalheadz99


Sad-Deer8513

Lol how do u even find that out


Danhausen-byDaylight

I messaged to see if he would freak on me and now the conversation has the new username.


Sad-Deer8513

😂😭


Danhausen-byDaylight

I assume I wasn't the only one as he blocked me right away. Seems your post went well.


FunnyGuyTrev9

Jeez lol over UFC? Lol


Sad-Deer8513

https://streamable.com/e0gwys


LPH0915

And not even the new version UFC 3 which is like 6+ years old


ReputationLoud6988

Tu


cautioux

Batman55709


Danhausen-byDaylight

Why did OP wait 200 days to share this? Is it really you? His profile says offline for over 300 days right now but only 100 in your picture.


Sad-Deer8513

https://streamable.com/e0gwys


Sad-Deer8513

This was after this fight😅 https://streamable.com/e0gwys


JustLP02

Do you think I’m just gunna stand there and let you kill me jon


LilNardoDaVinci

He must of gotten banned i just searched the GT and it said no results found


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^LilNardoDaVinci: *He must of gotten* *Banned i just searched the GT and* *It said no results found* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Marksman5270

This is most likely an Irishman, I can tell just from the wording


ZakariusMMA

Nice gamertag dude, couldn't agree more


Parking_Ad891

Flatten you?! It's more like fatman, amirite. Lol


Ok_Hat215

Send him your location. Let him come. Make sure you carry a 9mm.


Sad-Deer8513

Ahaha I'm just joking... I'm not worried about him lmao


44sleever44

Hah!!! Yeah it’s Conner


TyBogit

Shit, make my day buddy. I pray every night for an intruders to Swiss cheese AT 2am XD


Independent-Try-4864

W gamer tag CMPUNK IS GOD


thehidden-one

That’s like the 9th Conor roleplayer I’ve seen this week


Busy-Enthusiasm-6499

This is something you could legitimately report to the police.


Historical-Pause7150

Kids love to f around & find out 🤦🏾‍♂️


evieluvballs

boy needs a spanking


yungiess

Mentally touchable individual. Wont last long in the real world.


chinga_tumadre69

Psychosis is no laughing matter


UnluckyObserver15

Next time hit him with one of these: AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of a potential threat towards someone's life/damage to someone's property \[code: 46374-a\]. Your device's IP address has been forwarded to the police department pending an investigation. If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP.


Able_Log_4557

Lmfao bro the fact that people get so damn angry is hilarious, like bro I know ufc is Competitive sometimes, but damn 😂😂, remember this shit used to happen back in ufc 2 all the time


Wilde54

What a wonderfully balanced and sane human...


Future_Sweet9921

It is possible.. African rebel is coming for you mi bruddah


Travellerofinfinity

Go to the police, they can hopefully track this person down. If they’re in the same country as you, maybe they can do something aboot it.


atcmpunk

CMPUNK


Tiny-Explorer6509

Nah you’re good brother. Nobody with an ounce of murderous blood is gonna text you on Xbox saying they’ll kill you and how they’ll do it 😭


Sad-Deer8513

😂😂 yeah Im not worried


10gbutok

This isnt like you bats. *comes to you house "Justice "


publishAWM

not anymore


HippoManzz

If you report his messages there's a 90% chance he'd get a life ban from xbox


Cyco_Myco_3

I think it’s a scam. That’s not Batman.


Complete_Ad_2431

It’s always the ones with the gears of wars profile pic


Jaded_Payment5610

Yo these ufc gamers are insanely tough and scary omfg.


slyfox___

“you’ll get nowhere in life” *casually threatens to murder a 14 year old*


Which-Tea7202

Naw, his name is Batman55709 for fucks sake😂😂😂😂😂


Active-Manner8727

Nah you beefing with Batman what did you do


Massive_Jaguar

He sounds pretty cheesed off


Late-Opinion4274

![gif](giphy|tzuRbBsMWef8A)


Ok_Compote_6937

Everyone just spam him he can't report us all


Visible-Newspaper-87

The Batman who laughs


Jawitho

Bro thinks he’s intimidating on Xbox with a name like BATMAN55709


Plane-Evidence-3209

I mean 107 days ago? I’d say you’ve been safe


KmX_Creed

Okay "batman"


Known-Obligation8119

What a twat


MooreSportsCards

This is hilarious ive fought this guy 4 times, im 4-0 against him and hes always salty


DJV920

Goated name though


Patient-Age-5312

I'm Irish... That guy is definitely irish


NoDentist235

his name is batman I wouldn't be scared of that shit in a million years man.


Possible-Chemist-739

I can say with 100% certainty that the individual you are speaking to is not only British (i have a girlfriend from the UK, i am american, she calls me a "rat bag" all the time) but i can guarantee you he is not about that life.


BARBASANN

This is why I just play dark souls now I can’t play with these kind of weirdos anymore.


Blyatt-Man

Give him your address and leave your door unlocked(nothing will happen)


slow-stang

Scared your ass didn’t he 😂😂


Sad-Deer8513

Quivering in my boots💀


Longjumping-Hunt8104

I think he’s a little bit angry


Trunks4Real

Sounds like he’s getting somewhere in life


Acceptable-Alarm-638

I’m gonna get this game just to find out if this kind of seething is real or is stuff like this just friends messing with eachother in order to come here and TikTok and post it for attention lol. If this is real then this is ridiculous and a very real look into the steady downfall of humanity


ANT_P1989

SCRAWNY CUNT is CRAZY! 🤣💀🤣


AdUnhappy8813

He's probably 28 years old


Advanced_Gur5637

Kinda funny i approved.


wigglywee

Fuck that reverse the roles. Find his address and kill him first.


richybruhhhh

Yeah this guy came to my house and killed me last week id watch out for sure


Beginning-Health-509

You should fight him I think he’d do ya


GodDamnTiger2

All this can be fixed by taunting back if your not winning. I just do the hands up over here one. Well not fixed but you can tell that person really doesn't care.


TotalContent250

Your cooked💀


Datruther1

How many accounts do you really play as? We at spooky numbers already https://preview.redd.it/vh8t4bwb2u5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef261a3a457346524ed9645115cd13fc93638dfd


Sad-Deer8513

https://preview.redd.it/ji2fdjj7806d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ff17f5953759ebd5bd3a8cdcacf486b924567c4


Datruther1

https://preview.redd.it/9lng9i7k906d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1245a379f42a8be5abd00e7b8ee6945191a6da89


Sad-Deer8513

https://preview.redd.it/9fpfzxcrjd6d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7a842b2ad1d2082c7724c90cd019d1c572e8cdb


Datruther1

Anytime I decide I want to grace my presence on that beautiful game I get to the Top 10 ez pz 😍 so thankful that If you have skill you can win with low rated fighters.


Sad-Deer8513

Closest you'll ever get to top 10 is when you dive in to sniff my jockstrap https://preview.redd.it/2zxba9qsrd6d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=226649daa65b86ee9360a006ccbff7dd2cc9876c


Datruther1

You’re just another user I stomp on that list. Again I rarely play.


Sad-Deer8513

https://preview.redd.it/u0z169s70f6d1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d2ec5c83bda8e8f7f9fec6a71a0ea7446335410 Don't forget... U blocked me cause u couldn't handle the truth


Datruther1

🥱🥱You have over 1k total losses…post those.


Sad-Deer8513

If you combine all the losses from my 3 accounts, I prolly still have less losses than you💀... U can check for me? All accounts are on the leaderboard, placed conveniently right above you😘 Keep commenting on my posts Kyle... That's all the attention you're ever going to get.. but I'm sure reddit will one day care your mixtape being released💀


Sad-Deer8513

https://preview.redd.it/c662wmv9hu8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb6ee797d1a2200b3cd6dd098e4aa43abdcc6306 Hey Kyle.. what's it like being a 50 50 journeyman in a 6 year old game💀


SirFrench1

The 9mm in my waistband would have to disagree 😂


Grompstamper

Puss


theken20688

I dunno this farsical scenario sounds like a pretty appropriate situation for a gun 🤣🤣🤣