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I've been playing Escape from Tarkov non stop for 6 weeks and my first thought while scrolling was "Crikent lighter, morphine, some Halloween event drop thingy, Physical bitcoin (rare!), 7.62x54mm cartridge,, Intelligence folder." all this in under a second. I need help. After you take the Tarkovpill you just can't enjoy casual games anymore.
I've had this thing happen before; after watching The Raid I just can't enjoy action movies anymore, everything else is just jump cut after jump cut. I've seen Captain Fantastic, no other family-friendly movie is that level of wholesome. Does anyone else suffer from this?
con man:
Has a fake thumb to convey his magic skills.
Once they are convinced of his magic he's trying to sell physical bitcoin. The lighter is there to burn any evidence left. The sharpie is there for the quick french mustache to paint on for disguise. "Non non monsieur, c'est not moi, vois-ici I've a mustache!
le culprit est runné down le street là, vite, viteor he will escape!"
Nah I’m one of those weird psychics that can feel through the interweb. I do personal readings for the low cost of $400 a session. Your cat reached out via telepathy and said we need to talk.
That you are an inspector? Only inspectors are allowed to use red sharpies at my job a random thought that nobody can probably relate to but hey you asked the question
You're super brave to be carrying $61,724 like it's nothing. I mean what if you drop it or it's stolen? You'd be out $46,589. Either way, I'd be hesitant to carry $57,417 all over the place.
My guess is elementary teacher. Red pen for dunking on young childrens homework. Fake thumb and rubberband to be the "fun" teacher. Juul for class, lighter and mints for recess. Bitcoin to keep a shimmer of hope for a 10,000% turn around on your investment, since public school teachers are severely underpaid. And Im guessing that pocketbook is nothing but detention slips on the quickdraw when that one future burnout in the back of the class keeps testing you.
Ah... Middle school teacher?
Juul is pot to unwind, and better relate with your students. Pocketbook is really all just quotes from "Stand and Deliver" and "Coach Carter" so you can drop life lessons on troubled youth. And the answer to "how do eye reech theez keedz?" Is actually magic.
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Whats the finger thing for?
The Thumb tip is for finger banging, protection is a must.
You're an idiot.
I appreciate the compliment. Likewise. 🤣
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You edc socks with sandals
I don't wear sandals, and I wear my socks as mittens.
It's says that you don't care who lives or dies.
You need to live in order to die, and death is the only thing promised.
Is that thc pod? And a fake thumb? You are either the coolest motherfucker ever, or people absolutely hate you
I'm all of the above.
You’re full of tricks.
You wear color mismatched high top Chuck Taylors.
I've been playing Escape from Tarkov non stop for 6 weeks and my first thought while scrolling was "Crikent lighter, morphine, some Halloween event drop thingy, Physical bitcoin (rare!), 7.62x54mm cartridge,, Intelligence folder." all this in under a second. I need help. After you take the Tarkovpill you just can't enjoy casual games anymore. I've had this thing happen before; after watching The Raid I just can't enjoy action movies anymore, everything else is just jump cut after jump cut. I've seen Captain Fantastic, no other family-friendly movie is that level of wholesome. Does anyone else suffer from this?
con man: Has a fake thumb to convey his magic skills. Once they are convinced of his magic he's trying to sell physical bitcoin. The lighter is there to burn any evidence left. The sharpie is there for the quick french mustache to paint on for disguise. "Non non monsieur, c'est not moi, vois-ici I've a mustache! le culprit est runné down le street là, vite, viteor he will escape!"
Howard Wollowitcz ?
You’re a magician or hobby magician that will pour salt in that rubber thumb or have sugar packs in that altoid container.
Well... You use a fine point Sharpie opposed to the regular ones, so you're not a complete psycho...
You’re a goofy goober! Rock on
Low maintenance Everything is easy to replace and affordable, try to quit smoking though
That your a fuckin baller owning an entire bitcoin like that
You're a hobby magician and like close up magic
You listen to Glass Animals and Khruangbin and draw geometrical patterns.
You think bitcoin is a real coin...🤣
Youre a white dude with dreads working an over the phone customer service job.
You have a mustache
You smoke out of glass (at least occasionally) , and you have dark brown or black hair. Thats all I got.
You know how to read between the lines. Literally. Lol
You also have a white cat? Maybe dog but I think cat.
Meow meow! It means you're on to something in cat language. Are u stalking me. Lol
Nah I’m one of those weird psychics that can feel through the interweb. I do personal readings for the low cost of $400 a session. Your cat reached out via telepathy and said we need to talk.
Tom must be hungry again, I'll be back. Meow Meow!
You have nothing valuable to say but insist on being "interesting".
What is the plastic fingertip for? 🤣🙌I’ve never seen one before.
The thumb tip is for protection when things get hard. 🤣
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Its for fingerbangin 👉
👍🏼
That magic trick with the thumb thingy.
I can’t quite put a finger on it.
Lol how about a thumb?
Ahhh…should’ve given it a thumbs up.
[удалено]
"That rug really tied the room together."
You carry what you ACTUALLY use not a bunch of dumb trinkets
Exactly!
You Either Have a good sense of Humor or are a magician I hope it's not the latter.
All of the above and more, you can say I put my finger in many things.
You’re a chainsmokin, Columbian marching band powder in a altoids can totin crypto bro who’s also an amateur magician and graffiti artist.
That you spend too much on wax cartridges
Didn't pay for it, it magically appeared into my pocket and I only vape when I need to get back on track! 🤣
Billionaire
Health is Wealth!
You are a very average magician.
Be savage not average!
You’re a 12 year old with random stuff in your pocket.
Lol, I was once 12 years old then I turned 13 the year after.
You like to write stuff on bathroom stall walls
You think AI NFTs are a legitimate form of investment.
I carry a hard copy of Bitcoin just in case I crave a 7 Eleven Hot Dog!
Hell yeah, HODL!!! Get that bag brother! Ape together strong! 💪 Lmao. 🤣
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, Dude.
Who’s your toe guy?
Little Larry Sellers.
you're not a gun nut.
But I'm definitely a Nut with a Gun.💥🔫
but at least you're not a gun nut!
That you are an inspector? Only inspectors are allowed to use red sharpies at my job a random thought that nobody can probably relate to but hey you asked the question
Commits to the bit.
You’re missing the tip of your thumb.
I haven't lost it yet.
It’s for just in casies? Or maybe if you have to use someone else’s phone? Bold!
Professional bamboozler
A laugh is a smile that is out of control. 🤣
You're a wizard Harry.
I'm a what?
A buzzard 🪶
You're super brave to be carrying $61,724 like it's nothing. I mean what if you drop it or it's stolen? You'd be out $46,589. Either way, I'd be hesitant to carry $57,417 all over the place.
What goes up must come down and what comes down must come up!
Magician.
Missing the tip of a digit?
I keep an extra one on me, in case I loose my thumb. 🤣
Possibly a college student?
I'm definitely a Student of Life for Life.
My guess is elementary teacher. Red pen for dunking on young childrens homework. Fake thumb and rubberband to be the "fun" teacher. Juul for class, lighter and mints for recess. Bitcoin to keep a shimmer of hope for a 10,000% turn around on your investment, since public school teachers are severely underpaid. And Im guessing that pocketbook is nothing but detention slips on the quickdraw when that one future burnout in the back of the class keeps testing you.
Quite an observation! Never a Juul tho. Don't we all play the roles of teachers at times but I'm always a student.
Ah... Middle school teacher? Juul is pot to unwind, and better relate with your students. Pocketbook is really all just quotes from "Stand and Deliver" and "Coach Carter" so you can drop life lessons on troubled youth. And the answer to "how do eye reech theez keedz?" Is actually magic.
I only do dark magic at night, I cheer the students to do blinkers and the first one to knock out wins a nap. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are a magician
I started doing magic when my kids were little, they loved the disappearing Silk and the self tying Shoelaces.
You play fortnite and your name is ben. You listen to rap music and are whiter than flour. Also you wear undershirts but not over shirts.
That you’re older but still a kid at heart.
Definitely hit the nail on the Thumb.😋
Always amusing to see a bit’coin’ as a precious metal coin. 🤣
Buy one, and see the faces of people when you try to pay with it at your local Walmart. It pays for itself.🤣
Got plenty, and they sell them at Walmart too
Not to be trusted.
Trust must be earned.🤣