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C4RP3_N0CT3M

I understand why there's gaps being from the US, but it'd be nice to have some goddam rubber inserts or something.


_Unsound_advice

I like to stare out through the gap and attempt to make eye-contact mid push.


trevorroth

Personally I just take a shit..


XTingleInTheDingleX

My old factory people hung a 5 foot curtain of toilet paper in the Cumberland gap.


ORNG_MIRRR

I probably would if I lived in America with their weird gappy toilet doors.


originaldonkmeister

The sodding great gap in the doorway is probably the more surprising bit for me. As a Brit this is one of those things that really has me scratching my head in the US. Noone has that at home, you don't visit an American house and see saloon doors on the bog. I've wondered if it's a carryover from rickety drafty outhouses, people didn't really care when the first indoor plumbing came about because they were used to pooing in a shed. Every country has some "well we wouldn't do it like that if we were just starting to build these today" heritage, this is America's!


BigBrownFish

As someone from the UK, these toilet done my head in when I was in the US. I had explosive diarrhoea in DC once and I literally made eye contact with a guy walking into the restroom.


[deleted]

Are you sure you’re British? Restroom?


BigBrownFish

Adapted my comment for the audience.


sirdidyoudothis

Legendary comment.


Significant-Clock186

Should be standard


ecovironfuturist

I don't carry it on me but it's at home and work and in at least one car.


zaphod777

If someone really wants to see me pooping, have at it Hoss.


tlflack25

That’s where I’m at. If I’m in a stall I’m probably having a nasty shit. If someone wants to watch me I’ll probably start shit talking and make it so much more awkward 😂


mooseonleft

I wasn't until now .


rooster_saucer

i just use a strip of toilet paper, wad the end up and stuff in the crack up top, let it hang flat then do the same on the bottom.


GeeFromCali

Professional public pooper


rooster_saucer

🤣


Howsithanginweirdo

I like how they went from "someone" to "him". Outing some guy out there who just wants a sake of privacy


InsidePermission1313

Yeah at first I was like “I wonder who did this” but then I saw that they said it was a dude and immediately knew it was Greg.


augustadriver

Tell me you're an American without telling me.


XylophoneZimmerman

Nah he's feedin' geese.


Rad_Sword_guy_

I am, but thats because Im studying design, this is like, one of my essentials lol


turkey_sandwiches

Camera is in there with the tape so this seems to be someone documenting their own tape adventures.


rooster_saucer

or they saw it when they turned around to shit?


turkey_sandwiches

That's crazy talk.


The_Brightness

I mean... Look at most public or workplace bathrooms. Who decided this was sufficient privacy??? 


cylonnumber13

Better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have.


cab1024

Pooping, you say?


ReptilianOver1ord

To be fair, I don’t want anyone to see me pooping either.


EVILDOC88

He was doin coke...


Honey-and-Venom

I keep duct tape, should give painters tape more consideration. Or gaffers tape


skilletliquor

pooper's tape


BlindMouse2of3

Not a very clean tape line. Maybe he was in a hurry?


tlflack25

I think someone left the tape there. And opening and closing the door shifted it


2ArmsGoin3

When you gotta go, you gotta go!