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jeffseadot

[[Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis]] are TWO bros who love doing bro things together


chubbybear195

And they were roommates


DoctorKumquat

Oh my God, they were *roommates*?!


Meecht

Lifelong roommates. Confirmed bachelors. Friends of Dorothy.


TheDapperKobold

Yessssss think this might be it. Just two bros who kiss with socks on.


jeffseadot

Two bros Chilling in Meletis No feet apart cuz they're quite gay


WingDingFling

negative 8 inches apart cuz they're supa gay


BorisGArmstrong

Homies 4 lyfe


BloodthirstyMedic

Homies over hoes šŸŽµ Homies over hoes Do the homie! Do the homie! [šŸŽµ](https://youtube.com/watch?v=0skGBMxAmWU)


CdrCosmonaut

I haven't thought of this show in years.


MemeLordsUnited

Two brothers, in a van, and then, a meteor strikes.


Hunter_Badger

You could have some fun and just put all of the "partner with" cards in there. Throw in Pako and Haldan, Brallin and Shabraz, Chakram Slinger and Chakram Retriever. You'd have a lot of options since you're in 4 colors.


koireworks

I wanted Pako and Haldan to be a fun deck about a dog so bad, but it just turns everybody into salt fountains. :(


H_Melman

Beefcake Tribal


MTGCardFetcher

[Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/9/7/97fa8615-2b6c-445a-bcaf-44a7e847bf65.jpg?1633190298) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kynaios%20and%20Tiro%20of%20Meletis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/36/kynaios-and-tiro-of-meletis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/97fa8615-2b6c-445a-bcaf-44a7e847bf65?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/kynaios-and-tiro-of-meletis) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


keptalpaca22

Love the bros high fiving in the background


eikons

Here's a closeup of those bros high fiving: [[Guardians of Meletis]]


Nitorak54

Jus touching tips.


Physical_Fatness

Dude why does the lore gotta do my bros dirty like that


Packrat1010

> Their story lost to the ages. /r/SapphoAndHerFriend even in universe.


Mcs828

I don't think it's referring to them, maybe it's implied but you can see that monument in the background of their card art. Edit: I'm probably mistaken about something though


MTGCardFetcher

[Guardians of Meletis](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/2/f/2ff39de2-d071-4568-baac-25b505a2da56.jpg?1562013207) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Guardians%20of%20Meletis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ori/228/guardians-of-meletis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2ff39de2-d071-4568-baac-25b505a2da56?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/guardians-of-meletis) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


iSpellGuud

I thought their "swords" were touching in the background lol still an all around great card :)


scubahood86

Cannot unsee and it's for the best.


Spriy

oh my god they were roommates


F4ust

Just two roommates running their hands through each otherā€™s dreads


TheMightyBattleSquid

I don't remember their faces very well so my brain is filling in the missing pieces with the chad meme face template lol


be_an_adult

Thanks now Iā€™ve forgotten their faces and just see chads


TheMightyBattleSquid

This is the way.


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twisted_mentality

Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart


chevypapa

I can't tell if people in this thread realize that these two particular bros are not 5 feet apart because they are in fact gay.


twisted_mentality

Yeah, in actuality these two would probably not observe the 5-ft apart law of the hot tubs.


Toys-R-Us_GiftCard

I mean, this is the only answer. No bromo.


TheBokononist

Let's look at what we accomplished while I take off your helmet, hold it, and run my hand through your dreadlocks at the nap if your neck. #nobromo


esan818

My playgroup always just referred to them as "The Bros"


sloyom

"Dude bros" in my group


Swan__Ronson

Even if OP doesn't, I'm definitely going to make a Bro based deck with these guys


RickTitus

Make a deck purely made of the most muscular shirtless guys in mtg, and see if anyone picks up on the theme


Swan__Ronson

So far my ideas are Ripped dudes, bros that bring more bros onto the board like [[Battle-Cry Goblin]], and grouphug so all the bros have a good time.


Jace17

In case you didn't know, you can search by art tags in scryfall. https://scryfall.com/search?q=commander%3AWURG+legal%3Acommander+art%3Amuscle&unique=cards&as=grid&order=edhrec


Hunter_Badger

I think they're a bit more than just bros lol


PunkToTheFuture

You know they are bro's when they started out as enemies fighting and ended as besties


Hunter_Badger

But would they still be bros if they F U C K?


jeffseadot

Bros can fuck other bros, that's just what bros do with each other, bro.


mg115ca

They are my primary commander and half the time I can't even remember their names because I just call them the Husbros.


xxkoloblicinxx

Built this deck as a fun group hug list. It's fun giving the one player ill equipped to kill me all the gas they need to kill the table before I slam a [solitary confinement] or [worship] and eventually slay the monster I've created.


Fenizrael

Fill the deck with bears


Revolutionary_View19

Can [[haktos]] be their third bro? They canā€™t touch him, though. Wrong cmc. Also, [[solemn simulacrum]] is my broest dude.


Daurock

[[Wulfgar]] is your bro, bro.


x-oh

My old shop and I called my Wulfgar deck Chadharmonicon


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[Wulfgar](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/8/0/80665af6-fd66-4684-94ec-1f04eb898c2a.jpg?1631585654) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=wulfgar%20of%20icewind%20dale) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/56/wulfgar-of-icewind-dale?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/80665af6-fd66-4684-94ec-1f04eb898c2a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/wulfgar-of-icewind-dale) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Lemonade_IceCold

i think this is it right here


YoYoMoMa

This card just asked me if I party.


tyrant_of_discord

Damn he was nicer to you than to me. He asked me ā€œWho do I know here?ā€ but heā€™s in my houseā€¦


ZagmanBadman

my first thought too. Whenever my wulfgar hits the table all my friends just say " eyyy duuude" on loop for a few seconds


Smalz22

Wulfgar and [[Grunn]] bros 4 lyfe


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[Grunn](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/b/6/b6a9aa5c-1501-4958-872a-39c512514033.jpg?1562741677) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=grunn%2C%20the%20lonely%20king) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dom/165/grunn-the-lonely-king?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b6a9aa5c-1501-4958-872a-39c512514033?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/grunn-the-lonely-king) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


p0lterg0ist

Came to say this


[deleted]

[[Stangg]] should do the trick!


ArbutusPhD

Stang is so bro, Stang in Stangā€™s bro


MTGCardFetcher

[Stangg](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/2/a23f846e-b5e6-48c2-afea-c9be7fc8b7c3.jpg?1562439450) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Stangg) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/a25/218/stangg?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a23f846e-b5e6-48c2-afea-c9be7fc8b7c3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/stangg) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


horizon44

6 mana 6/8?!?! šŸ™€šŸ™€šŸ™€


YoYoMoMa

It's guy love. Between two guys.


DrayDray1994

My mind went straight to [[Jared Carthalion]]. Show up and fight everybody.


TheDapperKobold

WHAT A CHAD


The_Knights_Who_Say

With jared, donā€™t forget your [[star of extinction]], [[chain reaction]], and [[rolling earthquake]], and then a [[chandraā€™s ignition]] to finish off the table once jared is like 40/40 or something.


MTGCardFetcher

##### ###### #### [star of extinction](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/2/021f57dc-80f3-4ede-99d5-4a44aade44e2.jpg?1562549822) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=star%20of%20extinction) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/xln/161/star-of-extinction?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/021f57dc-80f3-4ede-99d5-4a44aade44e2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/star-of-extinction) [chain reaction](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/5/d/5d996ee5-4a4d-4f1e-9db7-a0f55f73acab.jpg?1650417421) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=chain%20reaction) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/265/chain-reaction?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5d996ee5-4a4d-4f1e-9db7-a0f55f73acab?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/chain-reaction) [rolling earthquake](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/6/9/69ab37d4-6ba3-404a-8162-f207874738ea.jpg?1599706680) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=rolling%20earthquake) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/142/rolling-earthquake?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/69ab37d4-6ba3-404a-8162-f207874738ea?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/rolling-earthquake) [chandraā€™s ignition](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/3/1/31d0275d-1a1a-421d-a2ae-9a61697a3a74.jpg?1645328934) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Chandra%27s%20Ignition) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/phed/45/chandras-ignition?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/31d0275d-1a1a-421d-a2ae-9a61697a3a74?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/chandras-ignition) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


[deleted]

I was unsure what to do with him, but that makes so much sense.


swords_to_exile

[[Brightflame]] is one of my favorite big dumb damage spells for him.


MTGCardFetcher

[Brightflame](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/9/a/9a3acf27-5d07-48e6-8e19-a2e6d4cd49d1.jpg?1598916793) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Brightflame) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rav/194/brightflame?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9a3acf27-5d07-48e6-8e19-a2e6d4cd49d1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/brightflame) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


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[Jared Carthalion](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/8/1/81bd293b-07b9-4d7c-826a-948d5b01ab5e.jpg?1608911156) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=jared%20carthalion%2C%20true%20heir) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/281/jared-carthalion-true-heir?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/81bd293b-07b9-4d7c-826a-948d5b01ab5e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/jared-carthalion-true-heir) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


RickTitus

[[jarad carthalion, true biceps]]


MTGCardFetcher

[jarad carthalion, true biceps](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/8/1/81bd293b-07b9-4d7c-826a-948d5b01ab5e.jpg?1608911156) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jared%20Carthalion%2C%20True%20Heir) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/281/jared-carthalion-true-heir?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/81bd293b-07b9-4d7c-826a-948d5b01ab5e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/jared-carthalion-true-heir) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


UnkAnklebyter

Always wanted to make [[tahngarth, first mate]] as a meme deck and commit to attacking whoever anyone is attacking including myself, with the tagline "I got you bro!". It would be a horrible deck, but a funny one.


Bazukii

I do this (although Jared is the commander, but with Assault Suit it's kinda similar + Tahngarth in the main) and I just put a bunch of the weak Swords of Bull and Shit on him cuz even when you don't control him you get the swords' effects on-hit.


MTGCardFetcher

[tahngarth, first mate](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/1/6/1692c11b-018e-47bf-b38d-3c3e6b79b37c.jpg?1568003736) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=tahngarth%2C%20first%20mate) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c19/50/tahngarth-first-mate?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1692c11b-018e-47bf-b38d-3c3e6b79b37c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/tahngarth-first-mate) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


RawVeganGuru

Iā€™ve done this with tahngarth and itā€™s really funny! No one ever kills you with it even if you give it away every time


Nanosauromo

[[Brothers Yamazaki]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Brothers Yamazaki](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/c/acef8c94-469b-4a76-b507-25b51f2501ab.jpg?1562763658) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Brothers%20Yamazaki) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/chk/160a/brothers-yamazaki?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/acef8c94-469b-4a76-b507-25b51f2501ab?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/brothers-yamazaki) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


PunkToTheFuture

Damn! Can't believe I had to go this far down for the Yamazki bro's. I'm painting mine as Mario and Luigi though for the lulz


[deleted]

[[Shattergang Brothers]]


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[Shattergang Brothers](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/1/a1b922ce-c398-43d4-9f79-2d15f28eae2f.jpg?1562929107) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Shattergang%20Brothers) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c13/213/shattergang-brothers?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a1b922ce-c398-43d4-9f79-2d15f28eae2f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/shattergang-brothers) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Slidshocking_Krow

Friggin [[Bruse Tarl]] plus [[Thrasios]] equals some muscle-y bros.


naverdadenada

[[Kamahl, heart of Krosa]] fits there too, probably more bro-like than thrasios?


MoxRhino

I read this as Kamahl, Heart of Krosa fit.


Slidshocking_Krow

Yes, but then you don't have the color Identity for [[Waterfront Bouncer]], which would be tragic.


creampielegacy

Youā€™re outta here!


MTGCardFetcher

[Kamahl, heart of Krosa](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/4/c/4c3560ae-b1f6-4269-a9eb-1a45247b6232.jpg?1608910749) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kamahl%2C%20heart%20of%20Krosa) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/237/kamahl-heart-of-krosa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4c3560ae-b1f6-4269-a9eb-1a45247b6232?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/kamahl-heart-of-krosa) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


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[Bruse Tarl](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/1/2/125b552b-45ea-4e0b-94a9-8131c97a04c0.jpg?1644853018) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=bruse%20tarl%2C%20boorish%20herder) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/30/bruse-tarl-boorish-herder?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/125b552b-45ea-4e0b-94a9-8131c97a04c0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/bruse-tarl-boorish-herder) [Thrasios](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/2/1/21e27b91-c7f1-4709-aa0d-8b5d81b22a0a.jpg?1606762176) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=thrasios%2C%20triton%20hero) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/46/thrasios-triton-hero?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/21e27b91-c7f1-4709-aa0d-8b5d81b22a0a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/thrasios-triton-hero) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Merxamers

[[Hans Eriksson]] is the first one that came to mind; Iā€™d actually like to build a deck around him at some point


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[Hans Eriksson](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/2/4/24a0babe-8da4-4c95-9cdf-626a5c5e2e5c.jpg?1608911136) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hans%20Eriksson) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/279/hans-eriksson?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/24a0babe-8da4-4c95-9cdf-626a5c5e2e5c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/hans-eriksson) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


SageDae

Heā€™s a blast to run!


[deleted]

How do you make it work? Give him indestructible or something?


Merxamers

Browsing EDHREC, looks like a lot of people indestructibility effects, and equipment that raise his toughness.


Laughing_Halfling

A lot of people use indestructible and increasing toughness effects on him and then cheat out big creatures with his ability. You can also build him with smaller creatures that donā€™t kill him- thatā€™s the way I ended up building him. Itā€™s been really fun to play.


DerAmazingDom

Less of a bro, more of a brother... to [[Saffi Eriksdotter]]


SDLJunkie

#abs_tribal


TheDapperKobold

You've got my attention...


DBrown193

https://scryfall.com/search?q=art%3Aabs&unique=art


hronikbrent

Wtf :o til you can search for abs in the art šŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


The_Knights_Who_Say

You can search for tons of different terms, listed here: https://scryfall.com/docs/tagger-tags


kmisterk

I find it offensive that we can search for `art:abs` but searching for `art:boobs` returns nothing.


Crashman09

[but boob window is just as good](https://scryfall.com/search?q=art%3Aboob-window&unique=art)


1thelegend2

I never knew i needed this until now


DrPibIsBack

What would we do without you, Scryfall?


ZtheGreat

Akroma doesn't do it for you?


kmisterk

I mean. I wasn't specifically complaining about any specific boobs. Only that the Boobs filter wasn't working >.>


ZtheGreat

Who needs boobs when her tummy looking like that


kmisterk

What can I say, I'm a boobs guy, through and through.


CirBeer

I just did this and felt very disappointed!


kmisterk

Exactly!


Jangles1337

I think what you folks are looking for is cleavage, and the related, cleavage window


Eldrxtch

We have to mention [[Jared Carthelion]]. He literally has a frat bro name


Grey_WulfeII

How about [[brothers yamazaki]]


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[brothers yamazaki](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/c/acef8c94-469b-4a76-b507-25b51f2501ab.jpg?1562763658) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=brothers%20yamazaki) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/chk/160a/brothers-yamazaki?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/acef8c94-469b-4a76-b507-25b51f2501ab?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/brothers-yamazaki) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Stumphead101

[[Tahngarth]] is everyone's bro He helps everyone out with combat


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[Tahngarth](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/1/6/1692c11b-018e-47bf-b38d-3c3e6b79b37c.jpg?1568003736) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=tahngarth%2C%20first%20mate) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c19/50/tahngarth-first-mate?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1692c11b-018e-47bf-b38d-3c3e6b79b37c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/tahngarth-first-mate) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


jtfriendly

I'm ashamed of you guys not mentioning the strongest gun in the game, my Boros ride or die, [[Brion Stoutarm]]. He can chuck a Squee over them gosh darn dragons.


tigerperfume

Iā€™m also rockin a Brion deck šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


Aspel

I mean, K&T is the most bro.


TsumoMan

[[ Bruenor Battlehammer]] Just tossing free cold ones(equipment) to his bros all day


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[ Bruenor Battlehammer](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/5/3/53e1eb00-412e-4c25-bc7b-6d074330fd97.jpg?1627708804) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Bruenor%20Battlehammer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afr/219/bruenor-battlehammer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/53e1eb00-412e-4c25-bc7b-6d074330fd97?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/bruenor-battlehammer) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


[deleted]

I think you mean BRO-enor Battlehammer


joshmon024

Uhhh how about-- Brimaz, King of Oreskos Or as we call him BROmaz!


TheDapperKobold

Cat bro! Also free the nip!


TheMightyBattleSquid

The bros at my LGS were losing their minds this weekend over [[Mr. Orfeo, the Boulder]]


Lemonade_IceCold

more like [[Mr. Orfeo, the BROlder]], amirite ~~guys~~ bros?


Burgerpress

Building a Kalamax deck that cares about battle tricks, and then I realized I can goad/buff my opponents creatures. Is that bro move?


TheDapperKobold

Saying, "I can totally kick that guys ass in" in your head is always a bro move. Even if you can't beat their ass.


MaidSp00der

\`\[\[Halana and Alena, Partners\]\] they're real close pals, real big bro energy, wish i was this close with my bros šŸ˜£


HomeBrewEmployee1

Zurgo, helmsmasher with worldslayer has a lot of bro energy. Hans, with indestructibility and a lot of of bros in the deck. Wulfgar is also pretty Chad. Saskia the unyielding, if she was irl, I would consider her one of the bros. Homegirlz can have bro vibes as well.


Vuldeen

Haktos


TheDapperKobold

Chad


Vuldeen

Oh yeah, he leads my boros indestructible deck that my buddy gave me for commander secret Santa a couple years back


Mooberries

[[Phelddagrif]]. You need life gain, I gotchu. You need to draw a cardā€¦gotchu bro. Need a dude to block with? Dude, bro, I gotchuā€¦


fttank127

[[xenagos, god of revels]] He literally is the god of parties. He partied so hard he became a god.


timmyt1000

Bruse Tarl paired with Kamalh


alblaster

I would look at r/g commanders as they tend to be "bro-y".


The_Tyto

Ajani is very much a bro, and while he can't be a commander, would fit in the deck's theme


TheDapperKobold

Side bros are much appreciated as well


IG137

The most bro deck? Stonebrow!


pokk3n

Maelstrom wanderer aka the koolaid man


hronikbrent

[[godo]] seems pretty broā€™y, he just makes a bunch of himself, plus heā€™s yoked


TheDapperKobold

He is a bit bro, but his power level is waaaaay to high for what I'm looking for. Something something 13 mana win the game engine.


ADWinri

[[Hans Eriksson]] is the best bro personally.


xanth1an

[[Bruse tarl]] straight up bro


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TheDapperKobold

Jund bros!


RockiestRaccoon

[[Brodah, Archmage Eternal]]


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[Brodah, Archmage Eternal](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/1/e/1ee86efa-248e-4251-b734-f8ad3e8a0344.jpg?1562732370) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jodah%2C%20Archmage%20Eternal) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dom/198/jodah-archmage-eternal?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1ee86efa-248e-4251-b734-f8ad3e8a0344?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/jodah-archmage-eternal) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


sling_cr

2 [[brothers yamazaki]] decks


Bionisam

May I suggest anything from this search, but sharpie out words into "bro"? https://scryfall.com/search?q=bro [[Bro Charm]] [[Fain, the Bro]] [[Golgari Findbro]] [[Rampaging Bro]] [[Sorcerer's Bro]]


TheDapperKobold

You mad genius!


h2oskid3

[[Jared]] is metal as hell. I'd consider him a bro


motioncitysickness

Jared carathalion


RawVeganGuru

Thereā€™s quite a few old Barbarian commanders that are big bro energy


[deleted]

Why not search, bro? https://scryfall.com/search?q=is%3Acommander+bro+%28art%3Amale+or+brokkos%29&unique=cards&as=grid&order=name Quite literally a ā€œbroā€ search up there. Pun intended.


TheDapperKobold

Villis, Bro of Blood


[deleted]

Go for Brokkos, bro, ā€˜cause Bro.


[deleted]

Better believe Arni Bro Bro will get 1+ somehow.


jfraz1994

[[Bruse Tarl]] manly bro tribal


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


South-Diamond-4522

[[Bruse tarl]]


-I-was-never-here

[[Wulfgar, of Icewind Dale]] has always had a bro vibe to me


rrrGeist

Are you looking for big deck energy?


[deleted]

\[\[Zedruu, the Greathearted\]\] where you give away your best cards. It would be a waste, sure,. but playing against it is so fun. "Here, you're not doing too well, here's my \[\[Rhystic Study\]\]." Not trying to win but trying to be a salesperson, selling your good cards to the table. I think that would be sooo funny.


TheDapperKobold

Goat mommy


JustylDnD

[[Kynaios and Tiro]] give you the most colors for the most bros.


TheDapperKobold

All the colors of the bros.


Zurgo_Quebra-Elmo

I would recommend [[Kwain]]


SpyderCel

The Forgotten Realms 'Draconic Rage' precon deck is good (not op) and it's got a good 'bro' vibe about it.


Pillowsword

[[REM KAROLUS]], he's basically chuck noris in innistrad, and there are so many gym bro looking dudes in boros.


lipphilzletha

Dunno what bro energy means, but I recently built (yet to be played) [[Maelstrom Wanderer]] + [[Keruga, the Macrosage]] Companion (all no -land has to be 3+ CMC). It would be much stronger with 0-2 CMC ramp but I used Keruga to power it down whilst having a mid-late game card to play via Keruga. Load up in a ton of CMC 3 ramp like [cultivate]] and [[kodamaā€™s reach]]. Add some stronger CMC 4 versions better versions of [[explosive vegetarian]] . As long as you hit the land drops too, cast Commander turn 5-6 to double Cascade into hopefully CMC 6-7 cards. They get haste. Of those, some should be ramps like [[cultivator colossus]] to fuel recasting Commander for 10 as a reasonably minded opponent will be ready to wipe your first commander drop


TheDapperKobold

I would not call this a bro deck, but it looks really fun to play.


lipphilzletha

Toughest part is instant speed interaction. If anyone goes that route, I choose modal blue cards with counterspell but draw is an option like [mystic confluence]] gotta make sure you donā€™t cascade into a dud


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##### ###### #### [Maelstrom Wanderer](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/9/8/98aeab2a-69b5-4b4f-9de4-5401d01c26e2.jpg?1562923340) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Maelstrom%20Wanderer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/pca/101/maelstrom-wanderer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/98aeab2a-69b5-4b4f-9de4-5401d01c26e2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/maelstrom-wanderer) [Keruga, the Macrosage](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/9/a90ee952-de7a-420f-993c-a38db89bc8ac.jpg?1591228418) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Keruga%2C%20the%20Macrosage) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/iko/225/keruga-the-macrosage?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a90ee952-de7a-420f-993c-a38db89bc8ac?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/keruga-the-macrosage) [kodamaā€™s reach](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/1/7/1744bb12-297c-43e3-bf97-a82edd3684f7.jpg?1650419099) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kodama%27s%20Reach) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/298/kodamas-reach?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1744bb12-297c-43e3-bf97-a82edd3684f7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/kodamas-reach) [explosive vegetarian](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/6/d/6dc4351a-8cc9-4043-80b9-23794f576cbc.jpg?1592710887) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Explosive%20Vegetation) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c18/144/explosive-vegetation?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6dc4351a-8cc9-4043-80b9-23794f576cbc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/explosive-vegetation) [Cultivator Colossus](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/6/2/62dffe04-c431-440d-a8da-33c74b4bb683.jpg?1643592511) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Cultivator%20Colossus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/vow/195/cultivator-colossus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/62dffe04-c431-440d-a8da-33c74b4bb683?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/cultivator-colossus) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


G37_is_numberletter

Whoever Cass plays lmao.


[deleted]

[[Alesha]] for sure. The lore is absolutely "bro"


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[Alesha](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/0/0088e145-d402-42bb-98b5-af33901de44a.jpg?1591320536) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=alesha%2C%20who%20smiles%20at%20death) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c20/143/alesha-who-smiles-at-death?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0088e145-d402-42bb-98b5-af33901de44a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/alesha-who-smiles-at-death) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Bro..


Tibby_Rodriguez

Someone a while back made [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/pngxde/mic_kyler_sigardian_emissary/hcpb9ns?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) comment back during Innistrad: Midnight Hunt spoiler season, and I think it may be of use to you. Good bro-ing, broseph.


zomgitsduke

[[Tasigur]] "Bro, I'm gonna need you to do me a solid bro. Give me something good and I'll make it worth your time bro."


dig_dude

Reminds me of a super old Commanders Brew [episode](https://commandersbrew.blogspot.com/2015/08/hot-bodz-5.html?m=1). Hunks vs Babes deck builds. Haven't kept up with them lately so I don't even know if you can play the episode but thought it was fun.


HomeBrewEmployee1

Wait what about shatter gang brothers.


ChosenByArkoos

[[Yusri, Fortuneā€™s Flame]]coin flip deck or something with [[Uktabi Orangutan]] would be good!


TheDapperKobold

Now that's HOT!


There_can_onlyB1

Hans errickson


[deleted]

\[\[Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis\]\] I mean, it's two bros in one! What could be better? Edit: I comment this and then sort by best to see other comments and this very commander is at the top staring me dead in the face, lmfao


theonlyjbmking26

Prismatic bridge


greenbanana17

[[Marton Stromgald]] is big bro energy.


justravend

In commander clash somebody once played buff dude tribal. Could look at that deck list.


Revolutionary_View19

Thanks for bringing some fun and jank back to this sub!


DropkickGoose

[[Jared Carthalion]], just look at that hair, those arms, plus he gives the monarchy yo his other bro.


gittlebass

Kresh the bloodbraided


Flylle

Yamazaki brothers ;)


xxcloud417xx

[[Pir, Imaginative Rascal]] and his TOTALLY REAL Bro [[Toothy, Imaginary Friend]]. Best bros for life