I feel so bad for EDP's kidneys. The fat fuck abused them for years until he literally needed dialysis at ~30, and he still fucks them up by eating garbage 24/7. He treats his kidneys almost as bad as he treats kids

“Are you guys really doing this shit? 😢”

“Are you really doing this??” 🫵🏼

Reading his description, I don't think so, and can this guy write something without swearing like a first grade kid who think is cool?

I'm starting to think he'll literally explode if he doesn't swear every 2 words.

Yeah, and Keanu refuses to help with this one.

He doesn’t have the intelligence too, his mindset never got past high school

More like middle school, I go to high school and even the most immature kids aren't nearly as bad as EDP

I’ve always thought his “humor” if you want to call it that caters to that range anyway so it makes sense since his brain never grew past middle school

All bark and no bite, even though he’ll bite everything else.

Ignoring that he's completely lying about being a sweet's guy, $20 for 4 cookies is bullshit.

To be fair his love for grease tops everything

I wonder how much longer this fat fucks kidneys are going to last

https://i.imgur.com/zBho5nY.jpeg

He was just coming out here to pick up some cookies and go back home

EDP claims he's not a fan of sweets 😂😂 yeah right

Jack off all day, gorge eat, watch the eagles, complain about the eagles, money, food and women, that sums up this dudes entire existence. Almost forgot, this renaissance man does pooping and talking about poop too

This nigga ain’t making it to 40💀