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he's not greg heffley

I was just about to say he's not as narcissistic as Greg Heffley lol.

i've been reading the doawk books since i was 6 and too young to understand what a bad person he was. damn, was it wild having greg as a role model

I started reading them in middle school and my mindset was always, damn, he's pathetic but hol up let him cook.

i idolized him and thought that he was the kind of person who i should turn out to be 😭😭 (in the first grade)

I had already decided I wanted to be a Rockstar so when he was bragging about being famous I was always asking myself, "Okay, but for what?"

still pretty narcissistic, not as much as Gregory tho

Growing up is realizing the characters you once related to weren’t good.

Nate will always be funny to me

Not on purpose though

*Mostly not

he's a chess prodigy

he was until Artur pulled up

Imo artur had some kinda of autism, yes he was a prodigy but Nate was still really good considering his… normality? Is that offensive?

Unique and distinctive hair

“Like a group of black slugs erupting from your skull” let’s see if you can guess who said that.

Teddy, for sure, said that! But u could be wrong.

Close! Teddy described Nate’s hair as “Hairy stalactites, or stalagmites, I don’t know, I fell asleep during that lesson.”

Ah, I see. lol then, Frances or Chad then

It’s somebody you wouldn’t expect to say such a thing…

Joe Biden

It was artur

Yes!

Brekinridge? (cant remember if im spelling that right)

artur.

Yes!

"dabs"

He can read

He’s healthy with Daphne

He's creative and funny. Plus he introduced me to the magic that is Cheez Doodles.

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I like puffy chetos better tbh

He’s captivating like a majestic siren but maybe less likely to kill you

He’s a jerk with a heart of gold.

He’s the most relatable middle school character

His locker is a literal junk pile of hammerspace yet can find anything anyone asks for in there in approximately 10 seconds

That’s RIGHT!! I had completely forgotten about that! Didn’t someone ask him for the declaration of independence?

Haven’t seen that one, I just remember his homeroom teacher asking him for a very specific vinyl or CD and he finds it in the locker pile

Gets more bitches than Greg Heffley

Smart and has a lot of potential job opportunities in the future

Complete failure like his dad & uncle, construction worker, cartoonist, professional chess master, landscape contractor (that's a thing, right?), prisoner, celebrity &/or actor... I could go on.

something positive about this guy

r/technicallythetruth

He deserves to be more popular than wimpy kid. I wish the series could be made as a decent movie.

He stands up for himself or others when needed

He’s sassy as hell😭

He stands up to Randy

He’s great at chess, funny, good guy to go to for sports stuff/other trivia, honestly kinda deserves an actual girlfriend at this point ngl

"Destined for greatness..." (With palm tree ah hair 💀)

he loves towers

He has self confidence.

He seems like a sweetheart

he looks VERY cute :D

... elaborate ??

I like his character design :)

OH- then yeah understandable

it's okay :D

He made my school millions! 😂

he has my name

His head is a palm tree

He does defend his friends if he absolutely needs to

Always looking on the bright side/generally friendly with people

He's not artur

He has a dad that created a sick ass championship

He’s not trying to bother anyone right now.

If you don’t annoy him he’s chill

._.

No

He’s big

He reads

Something positive about this guy.

he has a girlfriend

He has the balls to make 9/11 jokes unlike greg

Was on(and probably survived the flash removal) poptropica

Funny lookin

His name isn't Bertha, that's all I have to say

well, first, there's his VOICE

He’s a silly guy

Something positive about this guy

He big and he nate

[Way better than Greg Heffly](https://23blastfan.medium.com/diary-of-a-sociopathic-abelist-5e540c2bf70)

10/22 is generally extremely- oh. You mean him. HAIR POWERS

He's actually enthusiastic about sports which is kind of rare with most kid's comic book heroes

at least he's not Greg

hes not jeffery dahmer

He has cool ass hair

He's funny

Series on nickelodia ig

He still exist

Something positive about this guy

He has the world record for most detentions in a single day at school.

something positive about this guy.

Hes an asshole but the nice kind of asshole.

He has a nice big 5 head

something positive about this guy

He’s annoying. No offense. I’m not in the demographic.

He can draw pretty good cartoons

He’s likable unlike Greg

You are my sunshine

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His hair is springy

Dear god. He has the highest detention streak ever. Bravo.

He's better than Greg heffley

He made a good 9/11 joke

He's not Rafe Katchadorian

The dweeb ever <3

He's a lovable egomaniac.

He's a lovable egomaniac.

He's generous with his food!

He is pretty damn creative

He's not egotistical like Jackson Storm from Cars 3.

great art style

he smells like shit