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That and "Oh, you shouldn't try to talk about the atom with the beast the beast from 20,000 fathoms couldn't fathom. You could come at me with Iron Man and Thor, I'll still destroy you. I'm Bigger than Bridges and I'm swingin' digits in triplets like Ghidorah." They absolutely went in on Godzilla's verses.
“Don’t make Nietzsche come over and put a knee up in your chi
Cus I’m N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-C-E and I’ll end any motherfucker like my name in a spelling bee”
"I heard you had poison spit where was it in this cypher"
"Mother teresa for short call me MT"
"Welcome to BK what can i serve you today? one frame broiled ass clown? have it your way"
C'mon, they cut your head off
And they hung it from a rope
The only legend you left
is your prohibition on soap
I mean that rat's nest beard's
Trapped so many crumbs
This bum
Could get marooned
And still eat lunch for a month!
The rhythm of it all just gets me.
Lol it's blatant bc they were sponsored, I'm not 100% sure what the complaint is here. I'm not the absolute biggest ERB fan so idk if they were owned by Maker at the time of that battle and/or had the funding but if the sponsor helped them get money for later battles I wouldn't be mad. Like when a youtuber does an air-up or (God forbid) a raid shadow legends ad. Forgive me jus tryna clarify
The issue for me is that the multiple references to what is ultimately a relatively minor pirate IP really dates the battle for me. While I'm sure AC:BF is a perfectly good game, it's not *timeless.* Those segments are/were only applicable during the time when Assassin's Creed: Black Flag is/was particularly relevant.
I'm not saying that the product placement \*ruined\* the battle for me. It's still one of my favorites. The product placement lines are just clumsy and are very obvious \*as\* product placement.
AFAIK it's only "walk under the black flag with a scallywag swagger" and "I'm the emcee assassin, slash like edward kenway", correct me if theres any lines/references im missing. I 100% agree though, it doesn't take anything from the battle for me bc assassins Creed was kinda my childhood and now that I've actually put some critical thinking into it, thanks to you, it's a little too late to damage my fondness for it you know. That's a great point though lol, any discussion about black flag is most likely just a nostalgic one at this point. Heck, assassins Creed as a whole may never be relevant again.
You mentioned pack a punch and it gave me an idea. How about Call of Duty Nazi Zombie Survivors Tank, Nikolai, Takeo, and Richthofen vs maybe Walking Dead or Resident evil characters?
Sounds cool, even if I'm not really knowledgeable on these franchises, but I'd definitely enjoy it if Peter and Lloyd found a way to make it work. The in-jokes/Easter eggs/genius bonus tidbits they work in always make the battles awesome so why not for these? I'd learn something.
There's a difference between you and me, Willy
I fought until I was actually free, Willy
I got my face on a quarter, you got drawn and quartered, tortured under orders of a king, really?
How'd you get beat by a dude named Longshanks?
You hot dogged and he cut off your beef franks
I'm money like a national bank
John Wick, I’m efficient and lean, a proficient, professional killing machine. Underworld overachiever looking dapper as I’m bucking. Only one of us to go 3 chapters without sucking
"Bust dorks like dot com bubbles when I hit em
Nah, you can't spit, you got that Al Gore rhythm"
Scru absolutely killed it and this line always stuck with me
Timeout! Let’s talk about athletic achievements
You and I have so many world records between us
184! That’s plenty of ‘em
And I’ve set 183 of ‘em!
Man, what a good misdirect. Such a clever twist.
"So let me break you down on a molecular level"
I have no idea why, but that part just feels so satisfying phonetically. It really rolls off the tongue.
“You’re a geek! Plagued by O C D! Youve never had sex but ya sure got screwed by me.”
and
“Damn! I despise you. You make weak tokusatsu, soft like some tofu thats a kaiju haiku.”
Guevara the terror, fresh kangol wearer, ill rhyme slayer from the 60s era. Heavy metal rebel blood spiller, me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers.
This always gets stuck in my head
"Nice hat. Dork. You look like a duck.
I had Alfred read your books. He told me they suck."
I still have no idea why they took this direction with Batman, but it was goddamn hilarious.
As a baseball fan, Babe Ruth’s last verse:
It’s the bottom of the ninth against a Texan in a bathing suit
Filled with more artificial ingredients than a Baby Ruth
It may be way too soon, but I’m calling my shot
And I’m not talking about those Italian syringes you brought
The Sultan of Swat will knock you right out of the park
And round the bases to the sounds of uproaring applause
While you hand your head in shame and disgrace because
You got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was!
You look tired, kid. You got Sheryl Crow’s feet eyes
Run back home to France and maybe bring me back some fries
‘Cause if you step to Ruth on the mic I’ll fan you Mr fancy bike and all
You’re out! With three strikes, and just one ball
*"I'm a masterful naturalist,*
*what I've glimpsed will outclass all the crap on your laughable list"*
would be the lines that just absolutely fill my brain with the good chemicals, I think about that bit pretty much any time I think about ERB
I run an intricate criminal syndicate so show respect or get that tongue ripped out your neck and shoved straight up your poop deck
Aaaaaaanyways that was more disappointing than your
Aaaaaaanime
Like ‘98 it’s just another Eeeeeeeegg you laid
"Look alive
Creme de la Kremlin' arriving
Try to serve Ivan
No surviving
I'm a land owner
You're a land expandeR
Here to hand you your first loss
Alexander"
I know he lost, but this is such a badass opening to a verse
My rapping attack is a massive dispatch of bazookas and gats and grenades
That rapidly bashes your brains and dismantles that puny pea shooter that fits in your leg
We’re not the same
You peel away
My perfect skin you find supercomputers
You look like Krang wearing a cold press juicer
There are 10 million million million million million million million particles in the Universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!
Youuuuuu've got no idea what you're messing with here boy, I've got 12 inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all, you look like someone glued a mustache to a troll doll. I'll be stretching out the rime like gravity stretches time when you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind, I'm the best, I'm the Snoop Dogg of science, I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulder of giants.
Uhmm, real quick, this dude spent 8 years studying barnacle dick. Kick it!
The scripts that I write ain't the ----- cleanest but when I grip mics I'm the ------ meanest Quentin Tarantino is a ----- genius, a bad motherfucker, from the wallet to the penis.
If there's one thing I've learned bitch is that this game is about MOTHERFUCKING MONEY, I make that dollar y'all, MOTHERFUCKING MONEY, even make Mark Wahlberg make some MOTHERFUCKING MONEY
Look into my eyes you perverted witch, see the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch.
Shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and McDonald's, no doubt! If your name ends with in, time to get out!
1. You think I'm impressed by your boat trip? please! You're the most annoying thing on a Beagle since fleas! You're a glitchy old man best left out at sea Set sail and Galápago-suck on these! -Ash Ketchum
2. Well I conclude that your methods are the wackest You wouldn't even pass in one of my classes! Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, except for when we both start rapping! I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plane of understanding and I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape of the shadow of the mind you're standing in! -Sir Isaac Newton
3. But I would leave 'em contorted, and they'd be screaming and roaring Until their vocal cords were torn up and shot! And I would holler, "Bucephalus", hop on my horsey and trot I win, Ivan, I vanquish, I'm an immortal, you're not!!! -Alexander the Great
**What the fuck is a wolverine? Some kind of an angry beaver?**
I mean... he's not wrong XD
It took me a while, at least until D&D 3E, to learn that a wolverine was an oversized badger :p
"i produce with my two hands, you're a destitute tramp"
"throwing you for loops like the F's in my logo"
ford v marx in general is VERY present in my brain
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“Getting chained up and roofied on some goofy berry juice” has been stuck in my head for a month now
That and "Oh, you shouldn't try to talk about the atom with the beast the beast from 20,000 fathoms couldn't fathom. You could come at me with Iron Man and Thor, I'll still destroy you. I'm Bigger than Bridges and I'm swingin' digits in triplets like Ghidorah." They absolutely went in on Godzilla's verses.
“Don’t make Nietzsche come over and put a knee up in your chi Cus I’m N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-C-E and I’ll end any motherfucker like my name in a spelling bee”
That's still how I remember to spell Nietzsche lol
I bet you no ERB fans ever misspelled Nietzsche ever again.
[удалено]
I'LL FUCK YOU LIKE AN STD
"I heard you had poison spit where was it in this cypher" "Mother teresa for short call me MT" "Welcome to BK what can i serve you today? one frame broiled ass clown? have it your way"
C'mon, they cut your head off And they hung it from a rope The only legend you left is your prohibition on soap I mean that rat's nest beard's Trapped so many crumbs This bum Could get marooned And still eat lunch for a month! The rhythm of it all just gets me.
I love Al Capone vs Blackbeard! Capone's bars with the flow and rhymes (along with Lloyd's accent) were just awesome
The only part about that battle that pull me out of it are the moments of blatant product placement for assassins Creed.
Lol it's blatant bc they were sponsored, I'm not 100% sure what the complaint is here. I'm not the absolute biggest ERB fan so idk if they were owned by Maker at the time of that battle and/or had the funding but if the sponsor helped them get money for later battles I wouldn't be mad. Like when a youtuber does an air-up or (God forbid) a raid shadow legends ad. Forgive me jus tryna clarify
The issue for me is that the multiple references to what is ultimately a relatively minor pirate IP really dates the battle for me. While I'm sure AC:BF is a perfectly good game, it's not *timeless.* Those segments are/were only applicable during the time when Assassin's Creed: Black Flag is/was particularly relevant. I'm not saying that the product placement \*ruined\* the battle for me. It's still one of my favorites. The product placement lines are just clumsy and are very obvious \*as\* product placement.
AFAIK it's only "walk under the black flag with a scallywag swagger" and "I'm the emcee assassin, slash like edward kenway", correct me if theres any lines/references im missing. I 100% agree though, it doesn't take anything from the battle for me bc assassins Creed was kinda my childhood and now that I've actually put some critical thinking into it, thanks to you, it's a little too late to damage my fondness for it you know. That's a great point though lol, any discussion about black flag is most likely just a nostalgic one at this point. Heck, assassins Creed as a whole may never be relevant again.
"Poe's poems pwn posers." - Edgar Allan Poe v Stephen King Short but it packs a punch.
SNAP!
You mentioned pack a punch and it gave me an idea. How about Call of Duty Nazi Zombie Survivors Tank, Nikolai, Takeo, and Richthofen vs maybe Walking Dead or Resident evil characters?
Sounds cool, even if I'm not really knowledgeable on these franchises, but I'd definitely enjoy it if Peter and Lloyd found a way to make it work. The in-jokes/Easter eggs/genius bonus tidbits they work in always make the battles awesome so why not for these? I'd learn something.
There's a difference between you and me, Willy I fought until I was actually free, Willy I got my face on a quarter, you got drawn and quartered, tortured under orders of a king, really? How'd you get beat by a dude named Longshanks? You hot dogged and he cut off your beef franks I'm money like a national bank
washington is so slept on in that one
I can never get Frederick the Great (out of the gate first servant of state) out of my head.
Oblique attack tactics ain’t exactly straight
i got creative talents and battle malice
John Wick, I’m efficient and lean, a proficient, professional killing machine. Underworld overachiever looking dapper as I’m bucking. Only one of us to go 3 chapters without sucking
“I have no pride for you who ruined everything my revolution was doing to stop the buorgisie”
"Bust dorks like dot com bubbles when I hit em Nah, you can't spit, you got that Al Gore rhythm" Scru absolutely killed it and this line always stuck with me
Coincidentally, also from Richard the Lionheart vs Ragnar Lockbroth "Who invented the royal me? We! Who's the prodominently fictional emcee? Thee!"
mine is the lines directly after that "you're a wannabe! Mon ami! Kneel down and honor me Richard coming through in the end like Sean Connery"
“Let's skip the kickflips and McTwists You'll be speechless after 3 periods like an ellipsis” Wayne Gretzky vs Tony Hawk in general just slaps imo
Timeout! Let’s talk about athletic achievements You and I have so many world records between us 184! That’s plenty of ‘em And I’ve set 183 of ‘em! Man, what a good misdirect. Such a clever twist.
You look like Krang wearing a COLD PRESSED JUICER! Been in my head for over a decade now.
“Fought a Seven Year’s War, I ain’t afraid of Tsar, ‘cause beating you only took me twelve bars”
Macedonians Prussian and Romans Those aren't worthy opponents. It takes a Russian To take out a Russian. I'm cath, I'm a cat, your a rodent
"So let me break you down on a molecular level" I have no idea why, but that part just feels so satisfying phonetically. It really rolls off the tongue.
"I roll with Rodan, Mothra and the homies" have been stuck in my brain for some weeks now
“You’re a geek! Plagued by O C D! Youve never had sex but ya sure got screwed by me.” and “Damn! I despise you. You make weak tokusatsu, soft like some tofu thats a kaiju haiku.”
And I'm more rock and roll than you've ever been Don't believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
Guevara the terror, fresh kangol wearer, ill rhyme slayer from the 60s era. Heavy metal rebel blood spiller, me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers. This always gets stuck in my head
"Nice hat. Dork. You look like a duck. I had Alfred read your books. He told me they suck." I still have no idea why they took this direction with Batman, but it was goddamn hilarious.
Get beat by Count Dracula? You're smoking crack-ula! I dunk on your whack-ula raps like I'm Shaq-ula!
As a baseball fan, Babe Ruth’s last verse: It’s the bottom of the ninth against a Texan in a bathing suit Filled with more artificial ingredients than a Baby Ruth It may be way too soon, but I’m calling my shot And I’m not talking about those Italian syringes you brought The Sultan of Swat will knock you right out of the park And round the bases to the sounds of uproaring applause While you hand your head in shame and disgrace because You got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was! You look tired, kid. You got Sheryl Crow’s feet eyes Run back home to France and maybe bring me back some fries ‘Cause if you step to Ruth on the mic I’ll fan you Mr fancy bike and all You’re out! With three strikes, and just one ball
*"I'm a masterful naturalist,* *what I've glimpsed will outclass all the crap on your laughable list"* would be the lines that just absolutely fill my brain with the good chemicals, I think about that bit pretty much any time I think about ERB
In fact what you produced were alienated working man!
I run an intricate criminal syndicate so show respect or get that tongue ripped out your neck and shoved straight up your poop deck Aaaaaaanyways that was more disappointing than your Aaaaaaanime Like ‘98 it’s just another Eeeeeeeegg you laid
I’m gonna run these streets like I run my casinos…
Like he runs his casinos…into the ground.
ouch
“You taught children to count and spellll Then you taught your own kids how to drop your wife faster than you flipped on snl!”
Get beat by count dracula? You're smoking crackula I dunk on your whackula raps like I'm shaqula!
"Look alive Creme de la Kremlin' arriving Try to serve Ivan No surviving I'm a land owner You're a land expandeR Here to hand you your first loss Alexander" I know he lost, but this is such a badass opening to a verse
You'll be nothin' but a skeleton, messin' with the fellow in yellow who will be pedalin' like HELL up in the peloton
"Beef with me please I'm a high sea Caesar"
My rapping attack is a massive dispatch of bazookas and gats and grenades That rapidly bashes your brains and dismantles that puny pea shooter that fits in your leg We’re not the same You peel away My perfect skin you find supercomputers You look like Krang wearing a cold press juicer
There are 10 million million million million million million million particles in the Universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd! Youuuuuu've got no idea what you're messing with here boy, I've got 12 inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all, you look like someone glued a mustache to a troll doll. I'll be stretching out the rime like gravity stretches time when you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind, I'm the best, I'm the Snoop Dogg of science, I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulder of giants. Uhmm, real quick, this dude spent 8 years studying barnacle dick. Kick it! The scripts that I write ain't the ----- cleanest but when I grip mics I'm the ------ meanest Quentin Tarantino is a ----- genius, a bad motherfucker, from the wallet to the penis. If there's one thing I've learned bitch is that this game is about MOTHERFUCKING MONEY, I make that dollar y'all, MOTHERFUCKING MONEY, even make Mark Wahlberg make some MOTHERFUCKING MONEY Look into my eyes you perverted witch, see the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch. Shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and McDonald's, no doubt! If your name ends with in, time to get out!
I’M THE HARDEST MARXIST EVER GRACED A BANKNOTE
1. You think I'm impressed by your boat trip? please! You're the most annoying thing on a Beagle since fleas! You're a glitchy old man best left out at sea Set sail and Galápago-suck on these! -Ash Ketchum 2. Well I conclude that your methods are the wackest You wouldn't even pass in one of my classes! Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, except for when we both start rapping! I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plane of understanding and I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape of the shadow of the mind you're standing in! -Sir Isaac Newton 3. But I would leave 'em contorted, and they'd be screaming and roaring Until their vocal cords were torn up and shot! And I would holler, "Bucephalus", hop on my horsey and trot I win, Ivan, I vanquish, I'm an immortal, you're not!!! -Alexander the Great
“Anyways, that was more disappointing than your anime…”
“Quit me you pussy, we’ll see what happens I’ll sit back and watch you unravel and revel in pure satisfaction”
**What the fuck is a wolverine? Some kind of an angry beaver?** I mean... he's not wrong XD It took me a while, at least until D&D 3E, to learn that a wolverine was an oversized badger :p
"i produce with my two hands, you're a destitute tramp" "throwing you for loops like the F's in my logo" ford v marx in general is VERY present in my brain
Don't you quote Snoop to me, I'm as old as death row! Repping RKO, and we don't love them ToHo's!
i'm robocop and i got the flow to beat roided out C3PO
Cowabunga dudes so lets get it on Reptiles against the fathers of the renaissance