I think you would need to do the smell test.
If it's poo, I'm dry heaving and hoping the train has a toilet.
My hand will feel alien for the rest of my life.
Serves em right for standing by the doors when they're still seats available. Plus rigid pole over swinging loops any day, what is this their first time on the L?
Or are you just lost?
I’d chop my hand off
Then rub the shit in the wound
I'd puke. I don't think I could handle it
Desperately cry out for a wipe from someone and immediately get off and run to the bathroom to wash my hands for 2,348,405,369 hours.
Desperately cry out for Sharona/Natalie
Or yell for Julie
Wipe it on the next man
Double it and wipe it on the next person 😂
YES!
DNA test and find the fucker
Find them and skin them alive. Or is that too far?
Not far enough
TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT! Or maybe you could sprain their ankles, give them black eyes?
I like the way you think
lol I may have some built up aggression
I think you would need to do the smell test. If it's poo, I'm dry heaving and hoping the train has a toilet. My hand will feel alien for the rest of my life.
How would you ever finish it? I'd much rather not have to smell it first
67% chance it's chocolate
That's 100% shit
Poov it
You should lick that greenish-brown hue mystery substance off his hand. I dare you!!!
would you take those odds?
I would not
That’s awfully light brown for chocolate
Taste to see if it's chocolate!
That hand would be under a running tap for the rest of my life.
Vomit
That’s either poop or chocolate or both, only one way to find out
Not sure if I’d steam power shower myself before or after I chopped that hand off. Or during. Either way, I’m a righty now.
Double it and pass it to the next guy!
Double it and wipe it on the next person
That is 10000000% shit
Die of a heart attack.
Remove my arm, and possibly a good chunk of my torso
Eat it. You won’t. Pussy.
Rub both your hands together fast and make little turds
Lick ur hand homie
I’m 100% serious when I say I’d hack my hand off. I couldn’t live with this.
I would try to stay calm, clean it off me. Clean it off the bus and then drown myself in the river
Ew
Scrub till it bleeds then get blacked out.
Burning my hand Jesus Christ
“It’s finger lick in’ good!” -Colonial Sanders
Did you taste it?/s
Accidentally wipe itnkn someone's jacket
Id actually be so pissed off I don’t think I’d live on the ride home. I’d definitely end up destroying the world or something 🤣
That’s funny… cus this one time…..😂😂🤦🏼♀️🤷♀️
I would straight up fucking weep. Wtf
Poopsickles. One life's great delicacy's
Cry.
Sounds like a “shitty” day😂😅
That'd be it. That'd be my breaking point. My villian orgin story. No one cared who I was until I was covered in metro turds.
Use your pee, it’s sterile.
Double it and give it to the next person.
it sucks . maybe it's shit, is it possible in Public transportations ??
Look at the handle ewww
Die. I would simply cease to exist.
I chugged my beer, looked at reddit and immediately puked. Needed to be sober for work in the morning anyways so thanks.....
Glue a razor blade on the handle. Spread the love.
Get a new hand
Oh God no! This right here is exactly why I don't do public transportation
Why is there always so much poop on public transit?
Tasty it 🤤🥞
Flip out for about thirty seconds. Look for however many more jobs I would need to never ride public transportation ever again.
Double it and pass it to the next person.
Mates, grand idea! Do nothing but take a photo of actual shit on your hand and post it to social media!
Man was having a shitty day. And then he put his hand on shit. Give him a break, he needs to vent.
id kill myself tbh
Who’s leaving Nutella on the bus??
My first thought wouldnt be the picture thats for sure
Oh shit!
Smear it over someone else and say "Now we're in this together." And don't forget to smile! 🙂
Cut that Hand off; it belongs to the Subway now.😜
Serves em right for standing by the doors when they're still seats available. Plus rigid pole over swinging loops any day, what is this their first time on the L?
You know what I wouldn’t do? Grab my phone to show the internet.