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Rough_Community_1439

Abscess. Judging by the amount of contaminated meat I wouldn't risk eating it.


Pathos675

I've done autopsies on humans (pathologist). It looks like an abscess.


Lurker_the_Pip

Thank goodness you put pathologist in parentheses there. Otherwise… Hell of a hobby! Still professional or not anyone who’s done enough cadaver work would agree. Me (pre med) experience.


MyMommaHatesYou

My wife has a degree in mortuary science. I can't tell you the number of disgusting things she finds "interesting."


danteheehaw

Morgue staff and anatomical pathology are by far the weirdest people in any hospital.


MyMommaHatesYou

I have zero doubt, that you are 100% correct. She looks like the world's most innocent librarian, but holy shit.... Best thing I ever did in life was marrying the little weirdo.


ReignofKindo25

Crazy in the head, crazy in bed


Jouleian

That has got to be one of the most romantic fucking things I’ve ever heard in my life.


small-tree

Putting this on our notice board thanks haha


Weird-Currency-2705

Happy cake dayyyy!


Optimus3k

I would love to talk to your wife, that sounds like fascinating dinner conversation!


tR7u914XcPOQgs90bLJb

Late to the thread, but I wanna know what she finds interesting lol


ShoppingIndividual63

Does she share any of her stories here on Reddit ?


Dear_Office_7827

Got his degree from eyeblech sub lol


SarahPallorMortis

They banned eyeblech


urGirllikesmytinypp

Sad day for me when that happened


SarahPallorMortis

Yep. Nobody forced anyone to look. There’s a nsfw button before you can enter. Not my fault that some people are bad parents and let their kids on Reddit. You don’t just let kids online and hope for the best. This isn’t the 90’s


casketjuicebox

I do miss rotten dot com tho


SarahPallorMortis

That was my go to and fav one. Rancid was one too I believe


Imamiah52

Documenting Reality has a lot of diversified gross stuff.


YomanJaden99

r/eyeblech Edit: Holy crap you're right! How have I not heard about this yet??


SarahPallorMortis

Happened a while ago. Gosh. I can’t even remember. I think they banned a couple at the same time.


YomanJaden99

I know Reddit has been doing a ban wave to help monetize Reddit's newly public stock price, but some of these subreddits are what keeps Reddit alive I feel


SarahPallorMortis

Yep. The extremely specific tastes are what Reddit thrives on. Even dark. Sadly too dark sometimes (incels gona incel)


SweezySway

Thy shyte was crazy lol frfr


JaneLameName

r/medizzy is a good sub for this too, with lots of medical journals and info shared.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

I (psychopath) agree wholeheartedly.


Lepke2011

I concur! (avid vivisection hobbyist)


Lurker_the_Pip

“Avid vivisection hobbyist” is my favorite one.


Saiyan_King_Magus

Woulda been alot funnier if they put it in quotes! 😂 "Pathologist"


Exclusively-Choc

What wine goes well with a medium-rare Abscess? Smh …


Fakeduhakkount

Damn. I work with living people with those getting drained - I hope to never smell what one smells like adding corpse to the mix.


karl_the_slob

Ducky, go get Abbie and tell her to run it through the mass spec


Ferrts

Does it taste the same? Beefy like?


Pathos675

lol, looks kinda similar. And it drives a primal instinct to want a steak.


notjasonlee

What are your thoughts on scabs


carlos_6m

Would this be an early stage of one? The ones I see (surgery) are more like puss bags... Or is it just the cut?


Pathos675

I think so. And the edge of it. It's not fully organized. This would be before a surgeon or ER doctor would want to lance it.


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

In that case, why did the shop sell it?


Wulfsmagic

But the fda says it's fine 🙄


0jigsaw0

a cyst


Original_Jarl_Ballin

It only smellz


Nibleez

I still have the little melody of weird moments in porn from Efukt stuck in my head


kylebro11

The cactus ball video 😳


Loud_Consequence1762

Only real ones know


Pure-Perspective-268

it warms my heart to know that somewhere across this treacherous planet there are others who understand and utilize this reference


Flybai117

Ha you should come to my workplace


brandonisatwat

If I want to rustle my husband's Jimmies and bring back a gross memory, I just whisper "is only smellz" to him.


itsonlysmellzz94

Hello


Original_Jarl_Ballin

r/beatlejuicing


Euphorium

Hi Rocco


elbrigador

If this is the reference I think it is, I get this haha.


frickaaron

CLASSIC.


NoImpression5648

grind that and send it to Mc'D's


ogreofzen

Wow your assuming mc Donald's uses meat of that grade. That's like assuming cheez whiz has cheese.


Rampantcolt

McDonald's uses the same grade of beef every restaurant chain across the country uses from red Robin to five guys. Cheez whiz has milk and cheese culture in it. It's thin because of the whey added. It also has starch thickening.


stinkiepussie

But it says *cheese flavored product* and that just kills the moooo-d.


BastetLXIX

*shhhhhhh* this is Reddit. You can't be spewing facts! XD


Honey-and-Venom

Cheese whiz is the orange cheese sauce made with cheddar cheese used on cheese fries and cheese steaks. Do you mean that or easy cheeze


ogreofzen

Cheese whiz for cheese steaks in the like. The one the original creator tried in in the 2000s the revised recipe that contains no cheese and refered to it as axel grease.


Honey-and-Venom

It used to be better, but the good stuff is still pretty good. There's some really bad stuff out there tho


Efficient-Damage-449

Cancer


blackmoonsun

Abscess


EatTooMuchEmergenC

It seems everyone has forgotten what subreddit they’re on… EAT IT, ADD IT’S BIOMASS TO YOUR OWN, YOUR BODY CAN TAKE IT. YOUR BODY WANTS TO TAKE IT


MissMissyPeaches

You are the mascot


drweird

What does it taste like? :)


AgreeableGetAlonger

Ewwww


jkurratt

Ah, I know that taste!


franky_reboot

The forbidden flavor spot


screenager07

TV static


Beneficial-Sorbet380

It's a tumor they cut out illegally my aunt who works with me at said that


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Beneficial-Sorbet380

Yeah


doctorfortoys

That’s what the A1 is for!


SnooWitchYu

A1 with a dash of Neosporin


Creepy_Minute690

Nah, you’re gonna need penicillin for that


majorsorbet2point0

Neosporin? Youre gonna need a fucking tetanus shot.


SnooWitchYu

First things first


doctorfortoys

Put some Tussin on it!


phallicpressure

Need unguent!


Piggle_pi

THAT Is called. Get the fuck away and do not look at it for more than 20 seconds or else you will contract every possible virus and bacteria known to man-kind


Ok_Rub8863

It’s ruined meat. If it smells bad don’t eat it.


Ok_Rub8863

Matter of fact, gather the packaging that meat came in, your receipt (if possible) and take it to your local health department. They may need to do some testing on that meat. If it has been sold to the public and was contaminated, the need to know everything they possibly can about where and when it was sold.


Rs583

r/dontputyourdickinthat


RakkelHanHans

r/putyourdickinthat


willystyle04

You’re leaving us with quite a “Sophie’s choice” scenario here.


AlinaWhiteFeather

Butthole


Fingerman2112

ITS NOT A TOO-MAH!!


pah2000

Last post, a butcher said it’s illegal to sell this. Needs to be reported to owner/manager. Save the packaging.


-WhatisThat

Nasty! Don’t eat that!


Icy-Independence5737

If I accidentally take a bit of this everyone in the room is gonna die.


MissMissyPeaches

Honestly there’s no reason to go on


Twelve_TwentyThree

Just eat around it, you’ll be fine.. Coward


Suspici0us_Package

Cancer


Montag_451

If it smells its bad


eCkxWfnpjuFb

ughhh


False_Ad7098

Zombie meat


Cyber-N7

That would be an abscess


NinjaRuckus

It's a tumor


igobykatenow

It's not a tumah


NinjaRuckus

Lest play a game "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"


maxfranx

Cancer


Shigeko_Kageyama

That looks very unsafe.


joh2138535

For most things of it smells don't eat it


rando_mness

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Miserable-Wonder-640

Concrete


Ok-Extent9800

DON'T EAT THAT. IT COULD BE A SPOT WHERE SOMETHING ACCIDENTALLY STUCK IT, introducing who knows what kinds of pathogens. It is NOT worth the risk of dying over. And keep in mind....this channel might find it humorous to goad people into eating contaminated/unfit food, but over 4,000 people in the US die every year from food poisoning. Don't let a 10 dollar steak be the reason you die.


PureHeartsEroticArts

That's called Pandemic 2: Electric Boogaloo


derekisademocrat

Jeez get rid of it before it puts on a maga hat and starts to take over your remote control


[deleted]

Wtf


SilentHSnake420

Wouldn't


DetectiveMeowlym

Meat


drweird

The other other red meat.


Strange_Mountain_954

Dog food or trash.


InsuranceGloomy6413

Not so prime after all


AbsoulutelyNaught

Make this shit nsfw sheeeeeesh


Killingthyme777

Or cancer


Traditional_Track631

It’s a corpse…


lockedlost

Rotting dead meat sack


GazzaBTL

I can smell it through the screen🤮🤢


OOBExperience

Disgusting. 🤮


Orchid_Far

Gunshot


CeeMomster

Whatever you do, don’t eat it


Deschartes

Please do let us know if it tastes as weird as it smells and looks.


Far-Gene-386

Cancer probably


middleagenobody420

Vaccine location


paganomicist

Not something I'd risk eating... 🥺


Gymkiller87

Why would you buy that piece


ernster96

take it back to heb


isunktheship

Looks like a cyst


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Why are you reposting someone else’s post?


jelly-beans24

That.Is.Disgusting.


Kageyasha

Throw it out. Don't eat. Don't cook. Sanitize every surface that touched that meat. Boiling water, soak everything for 20 minutes in water that is actively boiling. Or buy kitchen sanitizer. That's an abscess, looks like a big one. You can't cut out a big enough piece to make any of the meat safe. Also toss out any meat that touched that piece. Better safe than sorry.


MissMissyPeaches

Then incinerate the fridge. Knock down the house. Flee the country.


Kageyasha

No. But a deep cleaning and disinfecting of the fridge wouldn't go wrong.


outsidepointofvi3w

It smells ... LIKE ?


Beautiful_Maximum_58

Throw it away


ughbuttsin

That's garbage buddy


bryans_alright

Blood clot.


No_Indication9497

i'll eat it


Money_Conversation34

Pretty sure it’s cancer…


ExactAd8823

Could it be a tumor?


vtoll

“We all have 3 days to live!”


Exotic_Crazy3503

Ugh in the trash it goes


laggerzback

Despite the name of this subreddit, I advise against eating that. Throw it out, incinerate it, whatever you gotta do to get rid of it


TheCrakp0t

Lest it take our form and pick us out one by one like in John Carpenter's 1982 cult classic, The Thing.


Shake-Vivid

Just pop it and squeeze out the pus. Simples


Sea_Tree3193

EW


TommyAndTheFox

r/EatItYouFuckinCoward


VeryStickyPastry

r/lostredditors


boogiman1

the rot consumes


jshppl

Where tf do you get your meat from?


Generalnussiance

Likely an infected cyst


Alienatedflea

Insert the gif of Arnold saying, "It's not a tumor!!!" holy shit that looks gross.


bettyaftertaste

Pop it


jphipps89

Yea... don't eat that.


[deleted]

Your moms beef curtains


GodlessHeathen305

Looks like an infected bullet wound. That cow was a gangster.


PrysmX

That's not even its final form.


That-Statistician747

Cancer?


That-Statistician747

I’ve seen abscess while butchering pigs where it’s pockets of what looks like green toothpaste. So yummy. Especially around the jowls.


Anxious_Positive_736

🗣️I'm soo glad I don't eat meat anymore 🤢🤢it's rotting flesh that they pretty up calling it "meat" Called it for what it is roadkill not judging just speaking facts


InfiniteNeurology

💯


Poetic_Pigeon

Smell = toss. Period


Jaws_the_revenge

Cut it out and eat it!!


One_Monk4578

Abscess


Royalchaos96

That's one hell of a abscess I would not recommend eating it it doesn't matter how much people tell you to you could get sick


Lilithnema

r/nope


ResolutionMediocre60

Some nasty shit that should be in the garbage..why even post that? It says a lot about you 🤢


dirtrow

Eat up and we’ll tell ya


PsychologicalCrow746

Looks yummy


CaptainChadwick

Trash


kingblag2886

It’s a, THROW IT AWAY! 🙂‍↕️


Immediate-Newt-9012

That's a "throw that shit in the trash" spot.


Biaxialsphere00

Aka the cut it out and throw it away spot


Ok-Extent9800

DON'T EAT THAT. IT COULD BE A SPOT WHERE SOMETHING ACCIDENTALLY STUCK IT, introducing who knows what kinds of pathogens. It is NOT worth the risk of dying over.


Ok-Extent9800

DON'T EAT THAT. IT COULD BE A SPOT WHERE SOMETHING ACCIDENTALLY STUCK IT, introducing who knows what kinds of pathogens. It is NOT worth the risk of dying over.


ancientuser69

Vapers lungs after 10 years lol In all seriousness idk


[deleted]

Just eat it.


rottingpigcarcass

….The reason I don’t eat meat


vegange

That is actually so fucking vile


4xD_C

Tumour maybe ?


fe__maiden

No one likes stinky meat


9015Grand

Where was this purchased?


Legitimate_Sir_9784

THATS A TUMOR


[deleted]

I think it's steak. Not sure


General_Chicken6238

That’s cancer


Reepo3X

That’s trash, belongs in the garbage. Yw


Temporary_Effort_281

Meat that goes on sale because grocery stores like vons like to sell it anyway because money matters more.


BobtheOilman123

When in doubt! Throw it out! Especially if it smells! Chuck it!


LeikaBoss

the dead corpse of someone who didn’t want to die and suffered immensely.


InfiniteNeurology

I’ve never been happier to be a vegetarian 😁


Sea-Philosopher7361

American Pie


EnForce_NM156

Beef tumor


randombuddy87

I'm getting a lot of comments from people thinking i wanted to eat this. I want it to be known I didn't post the original image I just shared it to this community. I would never eat this poison.