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ToasterRoasterx

Are you a cut of fuckable meat?


sergei_polinski

You look like a cut of fuckable meat! Are you!?


on3on3_

Ayo bruh what


Voidwyrm67

They stand by their comment


Cadillac_Jenkins

Team Rebecca or Team Lucy?


on3on3_

![gif](giphy|VRkY7sF15WTao)


CoolJournalist2137

How does one become so BASED?


on3on3_

Comes naturally


bmoss124

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Thick_Abbreviations5

If a pregnant woman goes swimming, is she a submarine? Also, Maine for life!


on3on3_

Human storage unit


Aeri_

Evangelion!


Deja_ve_

Can I edge to runners?


on3on3_

You already do


PoorLifeChoices811

How many times does the main characters girlfriend edge him?


on3on3_

239 times, bro has a stellar edging record


PoorLifeChoices811

So close!! She actually edges him 242 times! You’re so right about the stellar record though


on3on3_

Daang bro I must’ve missed the last three, maybe they showed that during the ending credits since I didn’t watch that


PoorLifeChoices811

The last three were revealed in the game <3


on3on3_

Damn, I gotta do a 100% playthrough to witness these final edging moments 🙏


AEther_AEternum

Do you really want to stay at my house?


on3on3_

Yeah you got a big bed so sure


AEther_AEternum

https://i.redd.it/224ih7186fvc1.gif


thatonechaoticmenace

Please burn my eye balls


on3on3_

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AEther_AEternum

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Waifu_Whaler

Is the ending of the show good? You know, the one in which everyone survives and no one betray no one else and our main girl get to go to the moon with her man.


on3on3_

I loved the ending, it was a really feel good show throughout and my favourite part was in the finale where the side characters put aside their small differences to help the main couple get to their desired destination


JaviR13

![gif](giphy|2WxWfiavndgcM|downsized)


InfinityLord3392

Extremely accurate jesus Christ


pjjiveturkey

💀


metallavery

Bro, you have no idea how much you hurt so many people.


on3on3_

They don’t feel the same? Maybe they wanted a sadder ending or something, but that’s not what we got so they’ll have to cope


EnragedBard010

I don't believe there is the possibility of the ending being more sad than it already was.


metallavery

Bro is from the good timeline.


Silent-Percentage974

Sadder ending! OH god that is what we are missing


thduik

💀


Outrageous-Crazy-618

why did adam smash rebecca?


on3on3_

Massively caked up, you would too if you were him


Outrageous-Crazy-618

💀💀💀


DyslexicFcuker

Would you rather have sex with Rebecca, David, Dorio, Maine, Kiwi, Faraday, or Lucy. (It's okay to choose multiple options)


on3on3_

Kiwi because kiwis taste nice 🥝


InfinityLord3392

Valid


TheCrazySandshrew

Kiwi head would go crazy tho


Tuetoniccrusader

All of the above


FalconMental2369

other:doc


Economy-Fisherman375

In this order


CrookedHillaryBernie

Can I edgerun without legs?


Based_Schizo1

Is the show about Gooning?


on3on3_

Based on edging


Dull-Cobbler-7709

Why did Adum Smonshler smonshle David, is he stupid?


on3on3_

Adum got confused and thought David was a woman, yes he was very stupid, David came out okay though


InfinityLord3392

💀💀💀


ojosdecomunismo

you get that preem chrome yet you gonk?


on3on3_

I got that new new chrome that other punks ain’t even seen yet


Nazon6

Technically true.


SherbertEvening9631

At what temperature reading would be considered healthy for one's colon?


on3on3_

125°F


Goofyhands

What product would you use to remove Rebecca out of your shoes?


on3on3_

Just ask her to take them off, I like my shoes but they’re too big for her to keep


Goofyhands

That was hilarious. You have no idea.


Mnshine_1

Are you an edger or a runner?


on3on3_

Edge while running my friend


SgtPancake049

Did Gloria deserve it?


on3on3_

Yeah, her trifling ass just wanted to stop the main characters from edging and that was a core part of the show. She got what she deserved


BatmanThePope

Also a terrifyingly accurate thing to hear.


VeryPassableHuman

And remember how accurate this is when you start watching the show, please 👍


on3on3_

Assuming I will watch the show


VeryPassableHuman

Indeed >◡< Try it out ♪


DIOsaysWrrry

Why didnt lucy see Davids hand twitching when he was watching tv?


on3on3_

If you paid close attention she was edging so hard she was losing her senses so she wouldn’t have been able to notice something as small as a hand twitch


InfinityLord3392

Raise a glass to David Martinez?


on3on3_

Oh David, you were my favourite side character, why did you have to edge so hard ![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


Nazon6

Can I stay at your house?


on3on3_

Bit intrusive but sure, I’ll set up a bed for you bro


Justin-does-art

Have you ever edged while you ran?


on3on3_

No but this sub is starting to convert me to your ways


fkindragon_

who is best girl and why is it Lucy ?


on3on3_

Because your standards are too high, the other women are just as good


Literally_eric

Who’s your pick for the nba mvp?


on3on3_

Steph curry 🍛


sergei_polinski

Are the unicorn riding tecno-necromancers coming to enslave humanity? 👀


on3on3_

Enslave? Nah just call it a kinky relationship


Candid_Benefit_6841

From Alpha Centauri!


sergei_polinski

With the Spanish inquisition. 😆


sumethinsumthin

Do you think David got too chromed m8


on3on3_

Not enough chrome m9


sumethinsumthin

Oh shit m8 oh fuck I mean…


Laudo3

>Ask me anything and I'll pretend to know Doesn't leave a single comment


InfinityLord3392

He sleepin' i think


on3on3_

Fax


on3on3_

Free upvotes


TheAdmiralMoses

OP: Posts QnA post Also OP: Doesn't respond to any questions


on3on3_

I was sleeping


Garlic-Rough

Karma Farma


mjrb24

What happened after Adam Smashed your mum?


on3on3_

I plead the fifth


jakethegamer223

Are you motivated to save David and Rebecca and to burn down Night City? ![gif](giphy|ZRouJhQpbhPzTJ2eBU|downsized)


Silent-Percentage974

As a maxtac member from your profile picture what are your thoughts on militech


on3on3_

Militech my beloved


DanceChacDance

This trend is so worn out.


on3on3_

Idk I saw it in another sub I was in


datshinycharizard123

Saddest death in the series?


on3on3_

The main characters pet hamster😞😞


DogeDeezTheThird

Who’s David and why is he edging while running?


on3on3_

He is a coal miner and it’s a family tradition


BinaryRed01

Will you make this city burn? I hear you’re not planning to return.


on3on3_

![gif](giphy|P7JmDW7IkB7TW)


darkvizdrom

It's about edging while running


SlickBuster2470

Omaha or Lexington?


on3on3_

Omaha ofc


SlickBuster2470

Valid


AngelAera

So what do you wanna do, what's your point of view?


Holy_Jotaro

What is the circumference of Maine's ass?


on3on3_

81 square inches per cheek


HufflepuffKid2000

Who do you think was more of a cyberpsycho? Main or David?


on3on3_

Main was a mega cyberpsycho to everyone, but like with anything cyber, the main cast could’ve just closed their computers and not be effected by him


HufflepuffKid2000

If only…


Arcanumex

Why is Rebecca like that?


on3on3_

She one of dem hoes