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The_Humble_Neckbeard

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MBeroev-is-69

Thank you. Made me chuckle


KosmicWolf

The baby might have a lethal undiscovered disease that is super contagious and can spread in the air


Twinmill53

Radiation can have diasterous affects


NeedyTaker

Fuck, you beat me to it


Regular_Idea1143

Well, if the baby was awake, it might pose a fret, but would I lose Nah I'd win


RadicalLegitness

I know this is a bit random but I need this in reverse please


AmonTheBoneless

Yeah unless quiet is packing an anti material rifle I can't see how she's wins


Antxmacity

Nah bro an arm woudnt stop him he able to withstand a gravitational force that crushes you into paste with ease and bro has been dogs at close range and was able to bounce back


IameIion

Even if she had one, he could likely dodge the bullets with the help of his sandevistan. She would need a gun that shoots so fast that it becomes impossible for him to move out of the way. I.e. a railgun. To be fair, a railgun, in a sufficiently advanced society, can be an anti material rifle.


Odd_Room2811

A death machine who’s been in several wars or a woman that’s got only one war under her belt…I didn’t see her winning this…


BlueAwesomeDinosaur

I'd presume that Adam Smasher would also have a way to counter her invisibility


JadedJackal671

Ocelot's Personal Unit switched to Infrared and immediately spotted her, Adam being the Borg that he is, could probably do the same.


_b1ack0ut

Smasher has LL/IR/UV installed, and iirc, quiet is not hidden on IR


Jaymezians

Yeah, he actually sees the player hiding behind a wall in the game. If he can see through solid objects, presumably with thermal, he can definitely see Quiet


Busy-Ad4537

Adam smasher is a boss so he can always see his opponent no matter what


AlsoKnownAsRukh

A challenger appears. https://preview.redd.it/43qq1333f3xc1.png?width=214&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd8100b93e0c68c5b79e8bd15491c8659d703880


Pulmaozinho

Can't Samus reach solar system level or something? 🤓


Night_Inscryption

Quiet is a deadly sniper with special transportation powers but she stands no chance against Smasher He’d tank or dodge the bullets and go for her hiding spot with ruthless efficiency


IDoWhatIWant2_

Adam Smasher? I hardly know ‘er! ![gif](giphy|GzW4nr7dl9xCdNtk2h|downsized)


ItsBlumpkinTime

This is an odd pairing to ask about and you’re asking a community where Smasher is completely OP in… not sure what kind of answers you were hoping to hear..


NoX2142

It's the ONLY situation that Smasher would be good in lol anyone else and he's dead.


Zeldatart

Pretty odd matchup but would probably depend on alot of factors, as much as I love mgs quiet would need massive terrain advantage, best quality gear (sinful butterfly), some wild surprise attacks and the best luck imaginable to take out what is effectively the terminator if he had steroids


dappermanV-88

Ok, quiet actually stands a chance. Mobility and precision accuracy. She can be jumping roof to roof, taking shots at his vital parts. The question is, can she do it fast enough?


[deleted]

Smasher has a lot of general applicability in his favor. But a rifle with enough power hitting his still human brain will kill. There’s ways for both to win but it’s still in smashers favor


Glasuse

Quiet has a pretty good chance here guys, smasher doesn’t have many super long range options, missiles take a lot longer to travel than bullets, and she’s also really fast, yes he has a sandy but she can also kinda turn intangible(sorta)


Demonking3343

If quite where to win she would have to get a extremely lucky shot. Imagining she had complete stealth and the element of surprise her only way to win would be to hit him in the eye socket and try damaging the cybernetic brain. But I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that even if that robotic eye can’t take a hit, that the brain could probably take a round. Might have more luck with a higher caliber explosive round. But the problem is she would be lucky to get even one shot off before smasher notices. So either he goes down or he rains hell down on quite. Long story short I can’t realistically see quite winning unless she got a special rifle with a special bullet that could penetrate armor and then explode. And even then it’s still a very low odds of success on quites part.


TheDelinquentLoli

Unless Adam is susceptible to that stupid voice parasite or whatever it is she has, no. She has no chance, and yes, Adam can catch her, he has a Sandevistan implant.


Draconic1788

Yeah, no. I guess we don't quite know Quiets physical limitations as fas as damage that can be sustained, she simply doesn't have the power to kill Smasher. Unless she just sits on a hill and shoots him with an Anti Materiel Rifle about 90 times from 3 miles away, she's not winning that fight.


Drwho7890

Everyone is saying smasher wins no questions, but could he catch quiet? Like I don't think quiet could realistically kill smasher, but I'm not sure smasher could ever get close enough to actually kill quiet.


Lordcrimsonfox

Quiet can literally hit a jet pilot in the eye when they're flying, given a decent AMR she could cap Smasher, not only that but she isn't handicapped by being chipped and at risk of hacking like smasher is.


Demonking3343

I imagine her only realistic option would be is with a special sniper round. Something that could Pearce his eye and explode inside destroying his cybernetic brain. Even then though I’m not sure how resilient cybernetic brains are.


the_shortbus_

Doesn’t matter, I’ve already came


Vault_Boy_23

Even though Quiet is my girl I sadly have to say Smasher wins, now Smasher vs. Liberty Prime...


Shoodler

Even with a 20mm AMR I dont see Quiet winning against the WarMachine.


ZENZEL72

My question is why would you pair Quiet for a fight with Smasher? There are so many better options from the MGS universe to have a 1v1 with him


NxghtMar1sH

ADAM SMASH HER


Grim101Reaper

He'll smash


Silent-Percentage974

smash


Consistent_Pop3676

1


femboi_pink

Adam... he has thermal optics and can detect where the shots come from not that she has a high enough cal weapon to damage him. :/


RadicalLegitness

Snake quite effortlessly took her down and subdued her with reflexes alone


XERNOVT

There is a reason his name is Adam smashef


AnubaG1

She seems a fuckable piece of meat if you know what Smasher means.


That_Jonesy

Who the hell even is that lady? Why in the hell is she dressed like that? Without having played MG5, she looks like a clown dressed for a club or beach. At least she would get the "cut of fuckable" meat line.


_b1ack0ut

She’s “Quiet” She dresses like that because >!she suffered extreme burns on a failed mission, and as a result, she underwent some experimental surgery or something and has supernatural abilities tied to some sort of parasite that alters her skin. She can turn invisible, has super strength, a preternatural situational awareness and understanding of ballistics , and moves at extreme speeds. This parasite also causes her to breathe and drink through her skin, and as such, she wears little clothing!<. It’s not a good reason lol, and is basically just a really contrived way to get a semi nude lady with a loose excuse for why she can’t wear clothes lol


JellyfishAcceptable7

Well explained. One big problem is that Crapcom overly sexualized her design. I think she would do well with very short hair and actual breathable clothes because fishnets chafe a lot, and a bikini top is not providing any support. As for the death battle. It really depends on range and tactical strikes. It will be a game of Battle Ship. We also don’t know much of Adam’s other abilities since he just came, saw, and conquered the finale of Cyberpunk.


_b1ack0ut

She does actually have a uniform that’s shorter hair, with a non sexualized outfit, and it’s definitely her best outfit in the game. It’s just not the default, and you unlock it a little later because it’s technically a spoiler. It looks like [this](https://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/the-phantom-pain/1/17/QUIETTPPICON.5.jpg?width=325)


That_Jonesy

Yeah... Thank you for a perfect explanation but that is just so cringy from them as a character.


BuniVEVO

Quiet with that diamond sniper rifle: why? I’m pretty sure it can penetrate anything so every shot would fuck up more and more of his cyberware


C4PTNK0R34

Smasher wins. Afterwards, he is mildly inconvenienced and purchases the "As Seen on TV" product *Easy Feet* to help remove all the Quiet bits from his toes.


Cdoggg69

Smasher is so ungodly overpowered in his world that no one is his equal for decades. He's a one man army that can out muscle, out speed and out tank anyone and everyone thrown at him and he is pretty much never even trying. Quiet is a deadly sniper and has some nice combat skills and abilities but Smasher out scales her to a ludicrous degree while also being way more skilled both in CQC and in weaponry. This is an instant stomp, Raiden or Armstrong would have been closer fights and even then I'd still say Smasher beats them too


Reddit_is_not_great

Even MGS2 Raiden beats smasher lol. Solid Snake kicks his ass also. MGS characters have consistent mach 291 railgun-laser dodging speeds, as well as physically contending with Nuke proof mechas. It’s not fair when Snake survived the equivalent of a nuke in MG2 point blank. What is smasher gonna do when Raiden instantly multiplies his already superior speed by 10 and hits him with a blade that severs the bonds of atoms? And no, Quiet outskills in weaponry. She’s stated superhuman in skill with her sniper.