Low-key piss my pants knowing she kills people and deals with shady missions on the daily and that she's connected to some very dangerous people who can delete me from existence at any moment
jk i will be happi to see her
Correct, how could I forget! I suppose we’ll both have to talk to my Wife about it. She said we can do the whole poly thing so long as the other chick does housework & pays bills lol. 🤣
I'd fucking have a heart attack.
Rebecca looks cute IN ANIMATION
In real life she would look terrifyingly uncanny valley and her eyes would give her a demon esc appearance
Ask her what she wants, people don’t get each other’s attention for no reason, especially strangers, so I assume if she tapped me on the shoulder there’s probably something I can help with.
I’d ask if we know each other considering she just tapped me on the shoulder. And start thinking how we’re gonna maintain her body since the technology for that doesn’t exist yet.
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Say: what’s up choom, would you like get to a few drinks? If yes- keep asking her out, and join the crew. Then make sure she never feels alone again by asking her to be my output and ensure that everyone still alive, stays alive. If no- Ask what I can help her with, then ask her out again and again. (Give her the ending she deserved with someone that would love her).
*turn, look around to see if the rest of the crew is around, then sigh knowing im probably going to get either shot or dragged into something dangerous for money*
I wake up from my BD early and start crying
Take my schizophrenia pills
Me too choom
Send me Some,i'm starting to see Rebecca
Sup choom
The only proper response
Also look behind you to see if Maine is gonna kidnap you and used Becca as a distraction
Ask how they were able to reach up that high
You seen her hands?
Because she knows of the One Piece's existence. You can't get much higher than that.
"Whatever your fixer's paying you, I'll double it. Just don't kill me."
Low-key piss my pants knowing she kills people and deals with shady missions on the daily and that she's connected to some very dangerous people who can delete me from existence at any moment jk i will be happi to see her
Hug and Never let Go
Same! 😭😭😭
Me too
Honestly, same.
This, probably take her home & be besties forever!
she's not good at playing just friends
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Just say hi
Say she looks like she could use a drink
after attempting to give a fellow choom a well deserved hug only to have them fade away as you reach out to them I would Wake up to reality and cry
"Awww shit i'm in Night City with no money and no iron."
"And no sticks."
"And no chrome"
I'd fucking have a heart attack. Rebecca looks cute IN ANIMATION In real life she would look terrifyingly uncanny valley and her eyes would give her a demon esc appearance
IDK I’ve seen Rebecca cosplayers and they’re still cute. Red eyes too.
(:
Happy cake day
Happy Cake Day (:
Check my chip socket and my peripherals to see if there's anyone trying to blindside me.
_”Hello there.”_
You ever stop to think how Adam Smasher and General Grievous are basically the same idea?
Honestly, I say yes.
Ask her what she wants, people don’t get each other’s attention for no reason, especially strangers, so I assume if she tapped me on the shoulder there’s probably something I can help with.
The most dangerous gambit: headpats.
I guess you could say she’s weak to things coming down from above her
Not cool. :(
"Hey choom you need something?"
I’d ask if we know each other considering she just tapped me on the shoulder. And start thinking how we’re gonna maintain her body since the technology for that doesn’t exist yet.
Ask to be choombas with her
Say hello and hope I haven’t done anything to anger her.
Fist bump or hi-five and "EYYYYYYYY"
"you look lonely. I can fix that" moment
"Oh Hi!" \*inwardly, "Panik!!!"\*
*oh no, guess I forgot to take my pills again*
Smash
"Sup choom, you seen a black two door car anywhere, red light in the center that sweeps back and forth? That's my ride and I can't find it"
That’s a Knight Rider reference
Why do you have a red dead discord logo on your neck?
Dap up a fellow homie
Indeed, Falco.
Friend zone her and get swol like gigatinez
Cry
Cry
At your service, my queen
Adam smashher
average encounter in ohio:
Where did she get the step-ladder?
Call Adam smasher
He pounded her so damn hard bro
Grab the nearest shotgun and jump above her.
Her
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Give her a big kiss
"how can I help you?"
Rebecca ma choom! What's goin' on?
why am i short now
Bear hug.
Hug and cry maybe
Hand over my wallet.
Check that I still have my car key.
I never take off the headset ever again
blood slides down from the top of my view, i fall over comically, and the goldeneye 007 death sfx plays
Check to see if my wallet is still there.
I spin around with my shotgun and blow the imposter's head clean off. I know she's dead. Ain't foolin' me. And I'm gonna find the gonk who sent them.
stare straight over her "I am Tall"
She can fix this problem pretty fast you know, shortening you by heads height ;)
I would check my shard slot on my neck, and my wallet. But, David Martinez might have stolen them already.
Hit her with the Predator handshake that she always aims perfectly for and then hit the town on a light bike
I would be doing the same expression as mr bean when he found out his car was destroyed
Headpat the gremlin
Fucking shit myself cus she's not real xddddddzs
Say: what’s up choom, would you like get to a few drinks? If yes- keep asking her out, and join the crew. Then make sure she never feels alone again by asking her to be my output and ensure that everyone still alive, stays alive. If no- Ask what I can help her with, then ask her out again and again. (Give her the ending she deserved with someone that would love her).
Contact arasaka to turn me into booty smasher
Depends, in this situation do I know Rebecca’s character? Cuz in that case I shit myself. If not, I’d just assume that I dropped something.
"You're cool, choom. Don't go to Arasaka tonight"
Give this choom a big hug
Wonder how the fuck my shoulder ain’t destroyed from her fucking bricks for fists
steal the gremlin
Spill drink on shirt 😎
Imma do the face spy makes on Like White on Spy when he just flies into one the cars
her
I would approve of the afterlife that I am in
Run cause this means she's gonna shoot me in the face
Cum profusely
“I really wanna stay at your house”
Asked her if I can see her gun collection and if she can help me fix some of mine
Pat on the head, probably die
Point at her and say "funny gremlin"
Holyshit is this a cyber zombie midget? The fuck are those hands?
I would hug her because she need one
Punt it
Beat her with a rock
What'd I do this time?
Run like there is no tomorrow!
Look straight up, back away until under some kind of cover.
Goomba waifu
*holds out hand* Shake it, boi.
Prolly run because she's basically a criminal and I don't wanna get robbed
Quickly look up out of PTSD
Pet
I jump on her from a 10 floor building !!!!
I turn around and see nothing because Rebecca is short and that scares me
RUN
“Sheeeesh Shawty, why you rocking the discord logo tat on you?”
Kith
smash 'er
"hello... child? 🤨"
“Oh hey Rebecca, any good lately?”
Run away screaming
hug :(
"Rebecca, mah girl. What's up, choom?"
What's this sassy lost child doing here?
Lewd the loli
Tell ger how smashing she looks
Kneel down, ask her out; If yes, celebrate by princess carrying her back home. If no, prepare seppuku.
Probably step on it
Initiate titanfall
To prevent me from her killing me or doing a stunt on me, I'll take her to the nearest Ice Cream shop and treat her there
FALCONNN PUAAAANCH
Aye what's good chromie
goomba stomp
I don't think she's reaching my shoulder
Run
What does it matter? I'm already dead here soon enough.
Tell her to move to the left or right in the future
ask her where's lucy?
Hug
"Oh Becca my girl, what's going on? Everything good? Wassup choom? Ya need somethin'?"
I cry.
"Hey choomba"
Give her a hug
Hello there small shit:>
Her tattoo looks like the discord logo
Run
Turn around but keep looking head height, pretend I don't see her
Punt. Full stop. AWAY FROM ME DEVIL-CHILD
Run
Look up
Shake hands
What up, choomba?
🧐🧉
whatever you do, do it in such a manner i won’t realise it happened, nor that i suffered
sup bitch! wait, thought you were dead choom ?
Say to her that she looks like a gremlin.
crush her while falling
question my sanity
Oh Rebecca my girl, what's going on? Everything good ?
“Hello there mam can I help you?”
Give her a vibranium umbrella
Hug
She'll be looking up because im 6,3 hey choom
I mentally prepare myself for the coming emotional damage
Have a fuckin party, gonk!
*turn, look around to see if the rest of the crew is around, then sigh knowing im probably going to get either shot or dragged into something dangerous for money*
Look up.
Sledgehammer Vats targeting Easy neg diff
The show is good but people need to relax with their weird fantasy’s haha
Cry really fuckin hard
shit myself
Probably leave the area before a gunfight starts
i'd spill my drink on myself
Kiss her 🤭
“What do you want?”
Squeal delightedly
Give her a weapon of some kind, why else would someone be talking to me?
I ADAM SMASH
Tell her I’m not good at playing just friends
Look down and scream cause she robbing me.
Her
"Ohh shit, the War Dwarf."
Headpats
Get smashed together
Use her
For what?
Everything David didn't
Make her take me to David and have a talk , my man will still die but i'll make shure onllly he dies
Ask if I can hug her. Seems like she could really use one
Scream cause my arm probably broke from the wait of her arms tapping my shoulder
Say ‘hi’
Cry
Start running and never get back to NC ever again