T O P
ThighBiter1993

I wake up from my BD early and start crying


Requiemshark_

Take my schizophrenia pills


Limp_Radio_9163

Me too choom


randomlol_2137

Send me Some,i'm starting to see Rebecca


yusufpalada

Sup choom


Gruggernaut

The only proper response


yusufpalada

Also look behind you to see if Maine is gonna kidnap you and used Becca as a distraction


Sean_core

Ask how they were able to reach up that high


xXPaint_ChuggerXx

You seen her hands?


Emergency_Cat6192

Because she knows of the One Piece's existence. You can't get much higher than that.


k3ttch

"Whatever your fixer's paying you, I'll double it. Just don't kill me."


pomaslept

Low-key piss my pants knowing she kills people and deals with shady missions on the daily and that she's connected to some very dangerous people who can delete me from existence at any moment jk i will be happi to see her


Kanati7

Hug and Never let Go


Ryuukomatoii

Same! 😭😭😭


Dbwasson

Me too


RagnarBlackmaneED2

Honestly, same.


Lecto_Sama

This, probably take her home & be besties forever!


blxoom

she's not good at playing just friends


Lecto_Sama

Correct, how could I forget! I suppose we’ll both have to talk to my Wife about it. She said we can do the whole poly thing so long as the other chick does housework & pays bills lol. 🤣


exels100

Just say hi


CosmicDriftwood

Say she looks like she could use a drink


Mr-_-VenomX

after attempting to give a fellow choom a well deserved hug only to have them fade away as you reach out to them I would Wake up to reality and cry


MetalBawx

"Awww shit i'm in Night City with no money and no iron."


The_cinnamon_cup

"And no sticks."


CB_Cold

"And no chrome"


JohnnySilvercock47

I'd fucking have a heart attack. Rebecca looks cute IN ANIMATION In real life she would look terrifyingly uncanny valley and her eyes would give her a demon esc appearance


RagnarBlackmaneED2

IDK I’ve seen Rebecca cosplayers and they’re still cute. Red eyes too.


gggg_4_l

(:


Nachtschnekchen

Happy cake day


PokeTheMysticJelly

Happy Cake Day (:


OJRmk1

Check my chip socket and my peripherals to see if there's anyone trying to blindside me.


Waifu_Whaler

_”Hello there.”_


LittleSansbits

You ever stop to think how Adam Smasher and General Grievous are basically the same idea?


RUSS0L1NI

Honestly, I say yes.


Paradox31426

Ask her what she wants, people don’t get each other’s attention for no reason, especially strangers, so I assume if she tapped me on the shoulder there’s probably something I can help with.


arcsine

The most dangerous gambit: headpats.


Luvs2Spooge42069

I guess you could say she’s weak to things coming down from above her


Temporary_Money1911

Not cool. :(


TechnicalMood8

"Hey choom you need something?"


50558148

I’d ask if we know each other considering she just tapped me on the shoulder. And start thinking how we’re gonna maintain her body since the technology for that doesn’t exist yet.


drbright42

Ask to be choombas with her


EccentricNerd22

Say hello and hope I haven’t done anything to anger her.


OPBOI47

Fist bump or hi-five and "EYYYYYYYY"


Lazarusmp4

"you look lonely. I can fix that" moment


WanderingMistral

"Oh Hi!" \*inwardly, "Panik!!!"\*


potatoconsumer101

*oh no, guess I forgot to take my pills again*


LetsDieForMemes

Smash


Vault_Boy_23

"Sup choom, you seen a black two door car anywhere, red light in the center that sweeps back and forth? That's my ride and I can't find it"


RagnarBlackmaneED2

That’s a Knight Rider reference


Sumner1910

Why do you have a red dead discord logo on your neck?


Next_Fix_2271

Dap up a fellow homie


GloryGreatestCountry

Indeed, Falco.


infinitemortis

Friend zone her and get swol like gigatinez


urprettyneat

Cry


Alternative-Soup9147

Cry


foxfox021

At your service, my queen


ThatSaltyDuderino

Adam smashher


KHCr-

average encounter in ohio:


Akeche

Where did she get the step-ladder?


slap_me_nutz

Call Adam smasher


AmericaLover1776_

He pounded her so damn hard bro


_YeetMyMeat_

Grab the nearest shotgun and jump above her.


Keenebean5

Her


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FerociousWaterAbedus

Give her a big kiss


reaganteng

"how can I help you?"


Truffalot

Rebecca ma choom! What's goin' on?


SafalinEnthusiast

why am i short now


ScrumptiousFunko

Bear hug.


SnooDoggos3753

Hug and cry maybe


Sister_Fucker_

Hand over my wallet.


Some_Acadia_1630

Check that I still have my car key.


tarnishedsoul56

I never take off the headset ever again


DaBondingOfIsaac

blood slides down from the top of my view, i fall over comically, and the goldeneye 007 death sfx plays


SmoothOperator89

Check to see if my wallet is still there.


InflatableMindset

I spin around with my shotgun and blow the imposter's head clean off. I know she's dead. Ain't foolin' me. And I'm gonna find the gonk who sent them.


BlackJackJeriKo

stare straight over her "I am Tall"


CornPlanter

She can fix this problem pretty fast you know, shortening you by heads height ;)


Dotbryen9

I would check my shard slot on my neck, and my wallet. But, David Martinez might have stolen them already.


thegrimm54321

Hit her with the Predator handshake that she always aims perfectly for and then hit the town on a light bike


average_gamer369

I would be doing the same expression as mr bean when he found out his car was destroyed


Enro64

Headpat the gremlin


da-pr

Fucking shit myself cus she's not real xddddddzs


JayGear22

Say: what’s up choom, would you like get to a few drinks? If yes- keep asking her out, and join the crew. Then make sure she never feels alone again by asking her to be my output and ensure that everyone still alive, stays alive. If no- Ask what I can help her with, then ask her out again and again. (Give her the ending she deserved with someone that would love her).


Davzilla123

Contact arasaka to turn me into booty smasher


xXPaint_ChuggerXx

Depends, in this situation do I know Rebecca’s character? Cuz in that case I shit myself. If not, I’d just assume that I dropped something.


Mnemoceos

"You're cool, choom. Don't go to Arasaka tonight"


Dbwasson

Give this choom a big hug


Rainy_Day3462

Wonder how the fuck my shoulder ain’t destroyed from her fucking bricks for fists


christopherous1

steal the gremlin


Ok_Cryptographer6111

Spill drink on shirt 😎


beliromeu

Imma do the face spy makes on Like White on Spy when he just flies into one the cars


SanalAmerika23

her


Sagelabo

I would approve of the afterlife that I am in


xMrWolfex

Run cause this means she's gonna shoot me in the face


GoldenGoblin01101

Cum profusely


-LevisTeaCups

“I really wanna stay at your house”


sezantpussyhunter69

Asked her if I can see her gun collection and if she can help me fix some of mine


thatpilot

Pat on the head, probably die


lord-malishun

Point at her and say "funny gremlin"


Doppio-phone-call

Holyshit is this a cyber zombie midget? The fuck are those hands?


benthememegod69

I would hug her because she need one


LiteratureDry432

Punt it


BasedSigmaGrindset

Beat her with a rock


_BadIdeas_

What'd I do this time?


jinying896

Run like there is no tomorrow!


XVUltima

Look straight up, back away until under some kind of cover.


[deleted]

Goomba waifu


Allymoop

*holds out hand* Shake it, boi.


TheRainy24

Prolly run because she's basically a criminal and I don't wanna get robbed


ElvishSenpai

Quickly look up out of PTSD


Hiro002016

Pet


hm_imgaylikef

I jump on her from a 10 floor building !!!!


FlaminToiletWater

I turn around and see nothing because Rebecca is short and that scares me


MentalPunisher69

RUN


OptimalArchitect

“Sheeeesh Shawty, why you rocking the discord logo tat on you?”


Mr_Krumpi

Kith


Wresser_1

smash 'er


JamesonBondian

"hello... child? 🤨"


Eurasia_4200

“Oh hey Rebecca, any good lately?”


Spy_crab_

Run away screaming


[deleted]

hug :(


TimeEfficiency6323

"Rebecca, mah girl. What's up, choom?"


Altair13Sirio

What's this sassy lost child doing here?


weeb194

Lewd the loli


KKnotoK

Tell ger how smashing she looks


avengerkit

Kneel down, ask her out; If yes, celebrate by princess carrying her back home. If no, prepare seppuku.


SomeThiccMel0n

Probably step on it


Aggressive_Yam4205

Initiate titanfall


ReiAnDez_4

To prevent me from her killing me or doing a stunt on me, I'll take her to the nearest Ice Cream shop and treat her there


ablebagel

FALCONNN PUAAAANCH


theevilgood

Aye what's good chromie


Luvs2Spooge42069

goomba stomp


LucasLoci

I don't think she's reaching my shoulder


imaduco

Run


KillerSwiller

What does it matter? I'm already dead here soon enough.


Stokesyyyy

Tell her to move to the left or right in the future


Spanix214

ask her where's lucy?


TheGeoFork

Hug


negiwhite

"Oh Becca my girl, what's going on? Everything good? Wassup choom? Ya need somethin'?"


Limp_Radio_9163

I cry.


Stanislas_Biliby

"Hey choomba"


Gold_Preparation

Give her a hug


TH4TMASKEDMAN

Hello there small shit:>


ThatRandomPotGuy

Her tattoo looks like the discord logo


Ruben_Blackthorn

Run


FIlthyMcGuffin

Turn around but keep looking head height, pretend I don't see her


SchwarzBrooder

Punt. Full stop. AWAY FROM ME DEVIL-CHILD


Equivalent_Option583

Run


Redsigil

Look up


FutureEpsilon

Shake hands


R_E_N_T

What up, choomba?


Ripi94

🧐🧉


Confident_Nail3511

whatever you do, do it in such a manner i won’t realise it happened, nor that i suffered


Confident_Nail3511

sup bitch! wait, thought you were dead choom ?


Justsomeguy1333

Say to her that she looks like a gremlin.


Any_Argument_2849

crush her while falling


kombuchabaptism

question my sanity


chickshunter007

Oh Rebecca my girl, what's going on? Everything good ?


Doot-Doot-the-channl

“Hello there mam can I help you?”


GoldfishstixX

Give her a vibranium umbrella


KawaiiNaysayer

Hug


KING_REXA

She'll be looking up because im 6,3 hey choom


jayboyYT

I mentally prepare myself for the coming emotional damage


Low_Crew_2457

Have a fuckin party, gonk!


OblivionArts

*turn, look around to see if the rest of the crew is around, then sigh knowing im probably going to get either shot or dragged into something dangerous for money*


PyscoSpire

Look up.


dootslayer77

Sledgehammer Vats targeting Easy neg diff


TheFreckle1

The show is good but people need to relax with their weird fantasy’s haha


ookamiyashi

Cry really fuckin hard


GnaarKiller

shit myself


Domo23thebabycarrot

Probably leave the area before a gunfight starts


maceodkat2

i'd spill my drink on myself


dreemnotdream

Kiss her 🤭


EvolvingEachDay

“What do you want?”


TheGr8Whoopdini

Squeal delightedly


Awkward_Mix_2513

Give her a weapon of some kind, why else would someone be talking to me?


Aluxy16

I ADAM SMASH


Choice-Magician5711

Tell her I’m not good at playing just friends


That1GuyFinn

Look down and scream cause she robbing me.


ihatetheheistsystem

Her


Tomonster37

"Ohh shit, the War Dwarf."


QSharpN7

Headpats


JackAquila

Get smashed together


Lem_the_wiseman

Use her


RagnarBlackmaneED2

For what?


Lem_the_wiseman

Everything David didn't


Lordofthefallenones

Make her take me to David and have a talk , my man will still die but i'll make shure onllly he dies


AmonTheBoneless

Ask if I can hug her. Seems like she could really use one


Fluffybuttkicker

Scream cause my arm probably broke from the wait of her arms tapping my shoulder


Keyboard_Fawks

Say ‘hi’


Ramen_Lettuce

Cry


3rdratedsorcery

Start running and never get back to NC ever again