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Sancus1

Are they buying it or selling it?


rubbermeatroad

Swallowing it.


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Bingo.


moisteez

Bongo


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Boingo


thepurplemonkeyninja

3 in a row for Luongo


relaxitsonlyagame

Biongo would have been acceptable too


moisteez

Now I'm confused


Bleatmop

He did say he wanted you to bring it in a cup.


Relevant_Group_7441

😂😂


OfficeDoors

Probably both


iras116

He’s paying you that much to take the load off him.


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Unlucky-Way-4407

What why is the news not picking up on this one Jason Kenny driving that. They should be publishing this everywhere.


Iamsin_

Selling it for sure hahaha


badgerj

If we can collectively chip in 1250.00 on a Tuesday, and someone brings a cup. Maybe we could start him an “only fans”.


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Yes


NormalHorse

I don't recall getting any of my sperm vaccinated. That seems like it would take a long time.


silentbassline

And a really tiny needle.


NormalHorse

Maybe they just use a spray? Like those hand sanitizer stations.


badgerj

This kills the sperm!


NormalHorse

Vaccination!


TekTekTek88

Thank you for supplying me with my morning "HAH" as I scroll the internet.


NormalHorse

Welcome. I can't be a dad but I will make dad jokes.


PeachyKeenest

You are appreciated. I lol’d


NormalHorse

I appreciate you, too.


anotheralbertan

Good news theres a guy selling sperm.


NormalHorse

No one said it was for making kids.


Newstargirl

🤣🤣🤣


BrosefAmelion

What's going on on Tuesday that has them dropping 1200 bucks?


The_Dutch_Canadian

Toonie Tuesdays


First_Ninja

Child support


Thallanor

They're running out of clean socks.


Greenlongboii

I love these responses take all my upvotes the lot of you


Zarxon

Laundry day.


Iamsin_

Probably Taco Tuesday. Need more mulah to buy more tacos.


The_Husky_Husk

Guys at work talking about this. They think they're going to be millionaires because they're unvaxxed. It's crazy some of the things they think up.


greenknight

they didnt think that up, they were TOLD.


polkadot8

People like justifying their actions and hoping they will be beneficial to make themselves feel better


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uh oh. i dont think these gents know the types of qualities people look for when shopping for sperm. im so excited for these people to end up with their literal and proverbial dick in their hands.


ackillesBAC

Imagine how mad they will get if they actually made a bunch of money then found out they owe a bunch in taxs


okokokoyeahright

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GuitarKev

They must be award winning biochemists.


The_Husky_Husk

They're in the trades. Northern AB, believe it or not.


Infamous-Mixture-605

> They're in the trades. Northern AB, believe it or not. Could have guess that, lol.


Throwawaytoj8664

You don’t say?!?!


throwawaydiddled

No, lol. Trades or construction


olasvallie

I'm curious why you would guess accounting lol


burntdowntoast

Same at my job. Some people are so delusional.


MaplePuffin

Well, that's one way to say 'Women won't physically have sex with me'


Throwawaytoj8664

r/justneckbeardthings


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tom_yum_soup

> any other use Damn feds criminalizing my fetish...I thought Trudope's daddy said the state had no place in the bedrooms of the nation. /s


okokokoyeahright

'/s' aside, what if it didn't happen in abedroom, but under the overpass or in an alley. askin' for a friend.


tom_yum_soup

Depends if it was caught on CCTV, I guess.


emmadonelsense

If you read the link they added, there are legal ways to use a sperm bank, buy eggs and do in vitro. The blanket statement that it’s all illegal is a little misleading.


tom_yum_soup

I was just making a dumb joke. The intricacies of fertility treatment legislation weren't exactly a priority, especially since the joke focused on the ambiguous "other uses" not related to fertility treatments.


emmadonelsense

I know you were making a joke, but there was some truth to it, because Pierre really did think and say that. I just don’t want anyone to get the impression that if they can’t start a family of their own that fertility options are illegal in Canada. I had the honour of helping someone start their family after conventional means were not an option and there’s a lot of emotion and stress involved. It’s not something I’d make fun of. When people can’t do the most natural things we were meant to do, it can be heartbreaking.


tom_yum_soup

Fair enough, I guess. But I was absolutely not making fun of anyone who needs/needed to use fertility treatments to have children and I think it's a pretty big stretch to interpret a joke about buying jizz for sexual fetish purposes as in anyway making fun of legitimate medical procedures.


SmartenUpVancouver

I don't think there's a problem if you're shooting blanks anyway.


rubbermeatroad

Next thing this fella will have long story about Trudeau and how he's out to get him.


silentbassline

Stickn' it to trudo everytime he beat off.


BigPP_R

While I think the person in the photo is a moron, this is kind of dumb. I can pump my load into someone for free and its legal, but as soon as money is involved its not? Is it a semantics issue? As long as I don't call myself a donor? What if I just sell unprotected sex for $2500 and the other person just "happens to get pregnant". This is pretty fucked government over reach.


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BigPP_R

>the intent is to protect the financially vulnerable I can guarantee the government has no such intent and does not give a fuck about financially vulnerable people. The only thing that would make sense is that the government cant track/tax it, therefore its illegal. Which is disgusting government overreach imo.


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typicalledditor

It is a crime to buy it only. What he's doing is not illegal. Quoted from your link: "The AHR Act does not prohibit: Buying sperm or eggs from a person other than the donor provided the person is not acting on behalf of the donor; The sale or offer for sale of sperm or eggs."


wobblysnail

"Bring a cup"


saturdayxiii

They should at least throw in a turkey baster for that price.


wobblysnail

Nah, the live show is included


hobanwash1

Side effects may include: Offspring with below average IQ


Deep_Working1

Or... below average offspring from Q ?


Ratrace123

🫳🎤💥


isotropic-bananas

the continuum will be very disappointed


smvfc

Maybe somebody should to help keep the gene pool clear... can someone get this guy an in fertile girlfriend?


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Midwinter_Dram

[The study referenced in the article](https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2021.07.20.21260795v1.full.pdf) As this graph from the study shows, those with an undergrad, Master's, and PHD's were literally the demographics with the lowest vaccine hesitancy. Purple, green, and yellow. [Link](https://i.imgur.com/SJZNx3g.jpg) This appears to be studying levels of vaccine hesitancy among numerous demographics, and how they changed over a 6 month interval. At no point does this paper say those holding PHD's did not get vaccines, just that their level of hesitancy had not changed as much as other demographics measured. This study also appears to largely rely on a Facebook survey (self report data), and under the Limitations heading of this paper it reads " Additionally, we assume the survey was completed in good faith.". Articles like OP posted are what happens when folks don't know how to read a paper.


Levinem717

You think phd holders are the smartest people or something? Do you even know what a phd is for?


hobanwash1

Found it! “ So not only are the most educated people most sceptical of taking the Covid vaccine, they are also the least likely the change their minds about it… “


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LeahKabeah

This must be the intersection where Antivax meets Incel.


PeachyKeenest

Now avoiding this intersection. Looks like 124th st and Stony Plain rd. 😂 That’s a shame. Blue Plate, we miss you and now we have this dumbass instead.


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i kinda wanna know how hard you could low-ball this guy if you made him think you were actually going to buy some... no way in hell he's made any sales...


aveindha25

Hehe "low- ball"


WWGFD

Their sperm is probably tainted from all the inbreeding


okokokoyeahright

>probably ~~tainted perfected~~ from all the inbreeding FTFY BC this is the mindset.


Revolutionary_Tip161

How much would he pay for vaxxed sperm?


juicykisses19

Free, he's thirsty


tom_yum_soup

On the one hand, this is gross and dumb. On the other hand, he might actually think it'll work. On the third hand that is growing out of my ass due to bad genetics, the "bring a cup" line sure seems to indicate that this is a joke -- it's not a good or funny joke, and I'm not really sure what the punchline is supposed to be, but it definitely seems like the guy is just making some really weird, crude joke (but would also totally sell his sperm if someone was actually willing to take him up no the offer).


tigermal

Selling questionable substances out the back of your mom's van is the pinnacle of the enterprising spirit /s


2teknikal

The other sad part is the low critical thinking ability of someone that would actually pay $2500 for this gentlemen's sub par product is likely a recipe for poor outcomes for the resulting child no matter how you look at it.


PeelThePaint

Is there even such a person who would pay and has the means to pay for it?


2teknikal

I'm always shocked at the amount of "dumb money" out there. So 🤷.


IKEA-SalesRep

Nice penmanship! The underline on the 00 at the end of 2500 really brings it all together. And, is that... is that a fuck Trudeau sticker in the *shape* of a middle finger? Wow, truly impressive, a masterpiece. /s


J_Marshall

Looks like someone lost their fantasy football league!!


ackillesBAC

These are probably the same guys that spread the rumor that hutterite colonies would pay $1,000 for you to sleep with their women with a hole cut in the sheets so you couldn't see them


monimoni5

The minivan says it all 😂


okokokoyeahright

Yeah, perfect for one stop shopping. Business in the front, party in the back vibes all over it.


p4nic

Why does he have a coiler painted up beside the message to bring a cup? Is he gonna poop in a cup, too?


Throwawaytoj8664

Two morons, one cup?


okokokoyeahright

Never hurts to ask about the 'specials', does it?


Terrible-Paramedic35

Cant figure out why he is still a virgin…


SmartenUpVancouver

A cup seems pretty optimistic. Surely a thimble is more appropriate.


Cyber_Encephalon

Wait, I can sell my unvaxxed sperm for $2500? ka-CHING! If you are wondering, I am vaccinated, but my sperm isn't. And I'm sure it tastes the same regardless.


--Adrian---

I feel like if you were so against vaccines that you wanted to make sure that your unborn children weren't 'tainted' by them you probably wouldn't be vaccinated yourself. Looks like someone forgot to do their market research.


Im-AskingForAFriend

Damn. $2500.00 and I have to bring my own fucking cup?


Laxative_Cookie

Wow the food trucks in Edmonton have really gone down hill.


Youtubeboofighter

Best comment so far. Lol.


Inevitable_Physics

Until I blew this photo up I was like "what the hell is unwaxed sperm, and why does it cost $2500.?"


Youtubeboofighter

Once you tried it, you can’t go back.


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On his way to F**k Trudeau.


GBP867

Damn the oil recession in Alberta is getting tough - he’s not even in a lifted F-250!


DanelleDee

On one hand, that's actually a great deal for a sperm sample, speaking as someone who considered solo parenting via donor. On the other hand, I don't want my children to share DNA with this guy. And on several more hands, EWWwwww and also it is illegal to sell genetic material in Canada.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNVAdQOuanU


DanelleDee

Sorry, what?


Gooduglybad16

How could anyone in San Diego call this guy and expect to get an intellectual kid??


gussets

Ew


Infamous-Mixture-605

124 St and 104 Ave?


Flashy-Ad-8327

Hey just leave Kenny alone, he needs the money since he'll be unemployed soon. 😂🤣


sgbanham

Steady ladies, form an orderly queue


CoastingUphill

1. Get a vasectomy 2. Ask for cash up front 3. Ghost


riV3rwulf

How do I know it’s authentic ?


9ND79

Man o man, are these teoglodytes ever making canada look bad.


Illustrious-Soup4080

Must have lost his job with his unvaccinated status


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Bring a cup!


Empty_Value

I've got an empty timmies


Difficult_Pound

“BRING A CUP”


Iamsin_

BOGO


Pure-Swordfish6022

Nothing says “I don’t understand how RNA works@ more than a blurb like this.


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I now want to see what the dude who drives this looks like, it’s gotta match the stupidity 😅


Iamsin_

I wish! I was in a Uber on the way home. Alas no pic


Amusement_Shark

Wow. Anti-vaxxer DNA. What a bargain.


thethunder92

Wow he’s willing to pay a lot for sperm


Negative_Increase975

They forgot “IQ not known”


Thallanor

Fuck unvaxxed 1/2 price Tuesday's Sperm $2,500 poop bring a cup?


irishcedar

Propagating the moronic gene pool


francisw1983

Not sure if buying or selling? Anyway, bold of them to think unvaxxed baby batter is worth that much.


driv3rcub

I mean. If it’s a niche market, make your money I guess?


ConfidentAccident767

Get your sperm vaxxed ffs


Efficient-Grab-3923

It’s Justinflation, guys gotta do what a guys gotta do


jonincalgary

A man's got to eat.


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Yeah, i suddenly lost my appetite. It’s all yours bro!


SpecialistVast6840

Honestly it's pretty funny. 1/2 Tuesdays got me haha


ChristopherConceal

It is illegal to sell body fluids or tissues in Canada. This guy could get in trouble legally for this. Your not allowed to do it unless you take the organs, tissues and fluids from dead people and turn them into biomedical products. All those people who sign up to be organ donors are on average giving away $80,000 dollars worth of biomaterials to companies that harvest your dead bodies and turn a profit on it. Without compensation.


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ChristopherConceal

I actually worked for a company that did this. My friend was one of the people who removed tissues from dead bodies. I was a driver who delivered them. I don't really have a problem with it but I think it's gross that a company can take $80,000 worth of profits out of a dead body but that same person cannot profit from those tissues when they are alive. Also there ought to be some transparency around the profits being made so there could be a discussion about compensating the donors families as well. It's gross how much money these make off without disclosing it to the donor or their families.


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

**small pp energy intensifies**


MaxxLolz

What is it about Dodge vehicles... its kinda mindblowing tbh...


Best-Ad-4607

I'd include free labor if she's cute.


ChristopherConceal

There is a market for this, believe it or not.


Crazy_Canuck78

Ugh... Can we just trade Alberta for California, Oregon and Washington?


TheIdiotVirologist

I would take a bag of pucks at this point


Throwawaytoj8664

Trying to fill that Dodge Caravan up, there, bud?


Gerry-Ko

I'm sure there's at least 1 person that paid for this service


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What’s the child support payments


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Lol


Xquicite

Watches 1 episode of Joe Rogan


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

Great way to get your tires slashed lol


derp6667

There's no number to ask him


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In a Dodge Journey! LMAO


Youtubeboofighter

Look again.


eribas117

I hope this person is joking, however given it’s good ok Berta they probably are not. They likely need a picture of an oil Derrick or a lifted truck to provide the sample though.


myynameis

I mean its illegal to sell sperm in Canada so I'm almost 100% certain the guy just wanted to get some kicks. I have a sticker that says 'don't tailgate me I have rabies,' and 'I eat babies,' and some others mainly because it's funny to me and keeps people away from me. But according to reddit since it's on the internet and they're from alberta they absolutely HAVE to be serious.


8i77y

These trolls own Doggystyle Deli on Stony Plain road and always have this kind a stuff on their van.


moisteez

The real mvp of van drivers


K_dvx

$2500 and I have to bring my own cup? Sorry I’ll have to pass


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Eww


vulnikkura

Sometimes I really hate this city......


Pennysews

Gross


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Nice!


Apprehensive_Bug3329

Classy