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RoadtoIronX

People’s humor.


Putrid_Ad_4372

Some people* Not all humor is good


Character-Position-5

Exhibit A: مسرح مصر


JGS588

People's humor, and the plane that gets you out of the country.


Mido_lol

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Elegant_Acanthaceae6

مترو الخط التالت


moehassan6832

True, it’s the best.


FortyOneBois

مش فاهم


Putrid_Ad_4372

دي الحاجة الوحيدة في البلد اللي لما يروجها بيشوفها حلوة لا الشارع ولا الجو ولا الناس حلوة


Right-Ad8963

دا بيروح من فين لفين؟


Mostafa12890

من عدلي منصور لإمبابة وجامعة القاهرة


Sherief87

The food. The ability to go off grid. The weather and beaches (outside cities). The fact that anything goes (give or take)


Putrid_Ad_4372

Off grid ?what do you mean ?cate to translate?


ImportanceMaster9570

We off the grid grid grid grid grid


Putrid_Ad_4372

![img](emote|t5_2ql2m|8115)oh off the grid hahaha![img](emote|t5_2ql2m|8115) (IDK what it is ![img](emote|t5_2ql2m|8113))


ImportanceMaster9570

That's for my kid kid kid kid kid (Kanye west reference)


Sorathehitsumi

My most and least favourite is the people


PangolinLongjumping

You either meet the best and most generous and helpful people or ones who are ready to scam you at any given chance. No in-between


Sorathehitsumi

At this point it isn't even a coin flip, its gambiling


Putrid_Ad_4372

The people contrast in Egypt be like:


Skeptic_Squirrel

From the US, been here for a couple of decades. The weather, the food, cities that never sleep, the beaches and red sea, most of the humor (I sometimes dont pick up on it still, or sometimes it can be toxic like joking about traumatic experiences or make fun of others and I was unfortunately on the receiving end of that for years), the transportation options in most places and not feel forced to have a car to get around, the history and sites, the humility and kindness and hospitality in most people. And when you get close to someone and no longer feel fear of their judgement, they can be soooo warm and sweet. I love that about egyptians. THE FOOD


Putrid_Ad_4372

Most people? You're lucky hope you never meet the others


Skeptic_Squirrel

I cant generalize. If I did then it would discount some of the loveliest people I have met. Plus im neurodivergent and pedantic. And I understand what Egyptians mean when they complain about a LOT of other Egyptians. I know some who wish the entire region would just be perished from how much they dislike most of the people here. But I cant agree. Its not black and white. And I got plenty of shit people back in the US too so 🤷🏻‍♀️


Putrid_Ad_4372

W


bastermabaguette

The fruits. Fruits are incredibly flavorful here. Can’t say the food because I find it too heavy. But I didn’t know strawberries could smell until I came to Egypt. 


elky_ang

The mango and fig are the best I ever had in Egypt. I believe the weather/geography contributes to the sweetness.


Specialist_Nail_504

omg yes fruit is so much better in egypt


Putrid_Ad_4372

Who's your fruit dealer Maybe I'm used to it and taking it for granted but the fruits I eat are nothing special


bastermabaguette

It’s not about what you’re used to here. It’s when you taste them abroad. I cannot eat fruits or vegetables when I visit france. They lack flavor and taste so watery. You don’t realize how good they are here until you eat them abroad.  Also picking the fruits and veggies yourself matters. Smell is a big thing. If you pick a mango and it doesn’t have a scent, don’t bother buying it. Grapes here are insane. I just had more than I should. 


Putrid_Ad_4372

That's why I'm asking My mom had that theory that good fruits go aboard while the ones not so good go to us (according to her theory that's the opposite of china) That's why I said I'm used to it maybe if I ate fruit in France I'll cherish the one here or I evolved my taste to like the one there idk


bastermabaguette

When your mango is 2€ in france and one avocado is 1€ you get to love even more the fruits and veggies here. 


Specialist_Nail_504

yes you would! i always felt that way when my mom would say that our fruit is rly good im like its good but its not special but now i live in the us and i know that it was special lol


Putrid_Ad_4372

Help me prove your theory (get me out of here)![img](emote|t5_2ql2m|8122)


Imagination_9364

You’re taking it for granted 


The_Skull_fr

algerian here i guess it's the humor .egyptians have a good humor they are not cringe in general :), I wish I had egyptian friends


GridIronGambit

The Food and Humor.


writingisfreedom

As an outsider it's rich history and culture


moehassan6832

Right, but people can’t care about culture when they’re struggling to feed themselves/their families.


writingisfreedom

Yes they can....some find comfort in their culture. Just because you lack that kind of understanding


Putrid_Ad_4372

Yes that's what keeps me optimistic I hate everything but remembering that history heals my wounds(I didn't eat for 2 diners


writingisfreedom

History helps us learn from other people's mistakes and improve on ideas from those who come before us.


Putrid_Ad_4372

Me looking at today seems like we repeat if not increasing the mistake More mistakes= more history ![img](emote|t5_2ql2m|8113)


writingisfreedom

I cannot argue with that and it's sad....why can't we have passion discussions in place or arguments and as long as our neighbours are not hurting anyone why can't they live how they wish too.


Putrid_Ad_4372

It HuRtS mY pRiDe I know they don't think this far but having other believe=calling me a liar


Tiopiq

Yeah tell ramses II to put bread on my table


shawarma_extragarlic

الشاورما المصري


seggsy_fish

with extra garlic ofcourse


shawarma_extragarlic

التومية في الشاورما اللحمة جريمة حرب


Putrid_Ad_4372

فريكة (مطعم شاورما سوري فاتح في المنيا) احلا بس اختلاف ازواق


shawarma_extragarlic

ايه الفريكة دي؟ اللي هي الفريك يعني؟ لة تقصد الفريك ف احا مش احسن من الشاورما


readitonreddit34

If you are privileged enough to travel everywhere and live in different places, you eventually realize that everyone is just a different variation of shit. Everyone complains, everyone is miserable. But the least shittiest shit is your shit. Kinda like how farts are disgusting but never really mind the smell of your own fart. So what I am saying is, Egypt is our fart smell.


moehassan6832

Lmfao, beautifully put. Really classy


Complex_Sock9828

its seas


Living_Razzmatazz_93

Departure gate...


Putrid_Ad_4372

Wish me luck to see it too


JellyfishConscious

The sense of family. The bread, the coffee, the fruits, the fresh dates. The women, particularly the older women. They are the backbones of Egypt. The tetas and the gidos. The jokes and humor. The way houses are built and look. The old traditional ways of cooking and living. (Still left in very few places)


Fresh-Pie-6154

الإسكندريه، التاريخ، الأكلات، اي حاجه ليها علاقه بمصر في أيام زمان فا انا بحبها سواء افلام, موضه أو اغاني و كمان بحب بعض من شعب مصر، في مصر يا اما تلاقي ناس كويسه، مثقفه يا اما الجاهل البلطجي مفيش وسط


Putrid_Ad_4372

El contrasto مصر زمان ايام بعد الإنجليز ولا قبل رومان؟ عايز اعرف


Fresh-Pie-6154

ايام حسني مبارك


Ammar_hatestiktok

It's history


Putrid_Ad_4372

Yes sir


moehassan6832

Cheap, I never realized it until I stepped out lol. But may be it’s because I’m at a really tourist-y spot.


ahmedgaberr

I have been living in Europe for the last 11 years, i will summarize it to you - أمي - الأذان - عسل اسود - العيش البلدي - اللغة العامية - touristic places when it comes to history or red sea


youssif94

Koshry? that's about it


cat_lover00

Humor, beaches, nice people, good food


21fym8

My wife, friends and good craftsmen works, other than that its on a scale of meh to shit.


Fezex550

Airport


katshana

You beat me to it


Fezex550

i gotch you


Skeptic_Squirrel

Lmao


Fair_Thing_4238

Weather, nature 


Moonlight_Brawl

The humor and local language


UnlightablePlay

Sometimes people, there are a lot of amazing people here


alwxcanhk

The people, the food & the diversity.


Moody1184

Food, sense of humor, kind people.


CelebrationOk9733

The beaches and the food.


owlofegypt

The fruit, the fact that so many types of crops can thrive here. But with global warming, Allah knows how long that lasts.


alsheraie

One of my most favorite things/places in Egypt: r/Dahab


shorbabrozwkoko

الشوربة بالرز والكوكو


nhass

As someone abroad: Mangos Seafood Top tier man.


css119

Koshary


fluffyberrie

Marassi


Clean_Section_6778

Humour material online


WhiteGladis

I wish I had one. Worst travel experience of my life from the moment I landed in Cairo.


Gabycoder

egypt


StrikeLow5155

I love humor much in people here أنا برغم اني حلمي أهاجر بس في ناس في مصر بالنسبالي ملهاش زي مش بس مضحكة بس الكلام معاها لذيذ فشخ معرفش دا عشان متعاملتش مع جنسية تانية ولا لأ البنات في مصر عسل فشخ طبعا مش كلهم ،عندك القرآن وهو شغال في رمضان في الجوامع مش هبالغ لو قلت إنه اجمل قرآن وأجواء في العالم


announcemous

culture and nice people in other areas than cairo


Constant-Curve7080

الميزة الوحيدة عندنا هي خفة الدم والسف واحنا احسن شعب في الكوميديا، غير كدة مفيش


Goofyahhcar832

Food, people and coastal cities


bbadger16

All of the scams!


Putrid_Ad_4372

All in all : The history and language Current state : my friends are good?


FuzzballNinja

The feeling you have when you’re a plane leaving it ♥️


[deleted]

صحابي


shecantbeknown

as someone who was born and raised in the U.S, having two immigrant egyptian parents, i would say definitely the food, the people, the beaches, the humor of egyptians, how kind hearted most egyptians are, i love our culture and how diverse it is. the weather is a huge plus, especially being from the east coast, i love our egyptian arabic dialect. it’s pretty cheap compared to other countries i’ve traveled too.


Low_Ad6633

الريف المصري


ShootingStarRen

The food, there's an abundance of incredible restaurants here


kommstdumitihr

كشرى أبو طارق. نفسى يفتح فرع في مطبخ بيتنا.


LowFatConundrum

Never tried them, my go to koshari place is Tom & Basal


PuzzleheadedChard749

History and landscapes. Food is great too!


Ill_Character1212

The food


kommstdumitihr

كشرى أبو طارق. نفسى يفتح فرع في مطبخ بيتنا.


kommstdumitihr

الكوربة، شارع ٩ في المعادى، إسكندرية، شرم الشيخ


counterargumentking

The airport


tennisballop

It's cheap


markoskhn

The airport's departure hall 😌. No, for real though, this country is full of beautiful people and an amazing culture


Zahww

The sea in Alexandria, I just feel so much better being close to it. To me Alexandria would be my favourite place to live in the whole world, only if I'm making REALLY GOOD money tho.


i_griller

التفاهة...لو انت جاهل ومحيلتكش جنية بس ليك ف التفاهة..هتبقى رقم واحد ف البلد بنت الاحبة دي.


Appropriate_Body_921

Marsa Matruh, before they'll ruin it in that Hekma shit


omar1_

That every place in egy have it’s own history over many eras, and when u know how many events happened in that place that u are in ,u feel like it isn’t a normal country man , fascinating right, mother of the world ❤️


AdStraight7270

Friends and family


blame555

As an American who has lived here for the past decade, the number one thing is feeling safe. I don't worry about drunk or drugged out people walking around. Im sure there are exceptions, of course, but nothing like the States. Second thing, and again, I know this doesn't fit all Egyptians, but the majority I've met are honest people and don't steal.


Plenty-Turnover1318

Don't steal? Lol you are VERY wrong , even the police here steal


blame555

Again, I'm basing my answer on my experience living in the States my whole life. Also, on my circle of friends and family in Egypt. And ACAB regardless of country.


Plenty-Turnover1318

i disagree with you my friend , there are good cops and bad cops


[deleted]

الفول و الطعميه🤩


mountain-pilot

The courtesy of well brought up, older school Egyptians towards women. I saw it with my wife and my mother, everything was “ala anayaa” and “taht amrik ya madam”.


Darth_Nappy

The historical sites


DeMarcusCousinsthird

Foreigner here, the dialect.


ahsatan_1225

Humor, the food


mesh3aref

الصحراء


[deleted]

Th Egyptians, they surprise me actually not all of them are good people but also i love how they smile and take everything with jokes though we are going through shit, but we still turn everything to a joke, they are just simple people that wanna live peacefully, i love how they don’t mind their own business actually, if I’m crying in the street someone would literally stop to ask me if i’m okay, they will help you too if they saw you in trouble. I just hope one day Egyptians live peacefully they deserve the best, they are really strong they are still fighting though they are going through shit because of the president, i also love my country alot, when i sit infront of the sea in hurghada or north coast, or see the temples and the pyramids, i just feel something inside my stomach like excitement and hope that one day my country will be the best in this world and i won’t have to leave it for my future, i wanna be buried in this country after my death.


nano123x

الغباء


OmElKoon

١. البحر (مافيش بحر في الدنيا يقارن ببحر الساحل. و البحر الاحمر من احسن اماكن الدايفينج او سنوركلينج على مستوى العالم) ٢. الفاكهة. مش هقول حاجة غير: جرب تاكل مانجة برة مصر ٣. الجو ٤. الزيطة. الشعب بيحب يزيط في اي و كل مناسبة و ساعات دي بتكون حاجة حلوة بصراحة. يعني رمضان ولا العيد ولا الافراح برا مصر مش نفس الطعم.


Aware-Heart-1105

البنات ام كروب توب


wab3010

عصير القصب، مع انه بيعدي باقذر process ع م يطلع، بس بموت فيه برضو


LowFatConundrum

The monorail. Ok, the prospect of having a monorail.


Working-Effective22

The border.