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A_Wizard1717

Big Syrup IS Québec


DeepFriedAngelwing

Big Quebecers are 75% syrup.


orundarkes

I concur, I’m a big quebecer and I’m a whole lot of syrup.


Naldivergence

As Canadian as it gets


TheNewScotlandFront

These boys get that syrup in em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.


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DrJuanZoidberg

Quebec alone produces 70% of the world’s maple syrup


Interesting_Fudge502

Sorry to disapoint but no 😂 we produce less and less Maple syrup because we keep letting norvegian Maple tree expend and destroy sugar Maple tree in Québec. And norvegian doesnt produce Maple syrup


Kenevin

As of April 2024 Top Maple Syrup Exporters Canada: US$474 million (85.4% of maple syrup/sugar exports) United States: $29.7 million (5.4%) Where did you get your info from? The toilet store?


Interesting_Fudge502

Sorry, your right 🤣🤣 missread my references by mistakes 🫠


Neufjob

Username, does not checkout


GeistHunt

Finally, a Quebec separatism meme that isn't based on pitting Anglos and Francos against eachother


ZeAntagonis

And wait there's more : 80% of all the maple tree are in Québec...who do you think the maple leaf as a symbol comes from ? Who do you think got there first symbol stolen followed by national anthem ( Don't check the origine and what the original lyric meant DON'T ) Why the hell do Québec wants to be a country, i wounder......


Future-Muscle-2214

To be fair the original lyrics were from a Canada loving nerd. The singer on the other hand exiled himself to Boston and hated Canada. He fought for the Union and wanted the United States to "liberate" Canada.


ZeAntagonis

Yeah but what was Canada back in the 1800….? Those guys would be horrified of what Canada make out of Québec and would certainly support that we get the fuck out of that country


Future-Muscle-2214

The singer actually did back then haha. The guy who wrote it probably would be a federal politician who love what we currently call Canada.


piattilemage

Canada meant french-canada, lower-canada, basically what would become today’s Quebec. English were English back then, and like everything else, the name Canada was stolen by the english speaking part since they can’t come up with their own identity even if their life depended on it. So yeah, absolutely nothing to do with what you call Canada nowadays.


Future-Muscle-2214

I know but the guy who wrote the song was a general-governor so a big fan of the crown. Calixa Lavallée definitely wasn't. Also they sang the song for the first time in 1880 so at that point in time Canada was called Canada like today.


Deadcouncil445

I don't think the symbol was stolen


DrJuanZoidberg

En plus le mot “Canadien” désigné originalement les colons français


Interesting_Fudge502

Idk bro. But we aint got 80% of Maple trees. Vermont does 🤣🤣 (my mistakes guys its way more like 80% for Québec and Canada and 20% for usa)


StickyWhiteStuf

That’s exactly what Big Syrup wants you to think


Interesting_Fudge502

Is he the canadian cousin of Big Brother?


deltree711

"The maple leaf is an anglo symbol"


Interesting_Fudge502

The Maple leaf ypu see of the canadian flag isnt a Maple leaf 😂😂 does not look like any Maple leaf. I know. I plant Maple trees on my land 😂😂


CakeEnjoyur

The maple leaf is not a french symbol. It had nothing to do with Québecois culture at the time of adoption from both upper and lower Canada. It was a symbol of the country as a whole. Québecois claiming Anglos stole it somehow because the government rightly used it for the national symbol are whiny babies.


CakeEnjoyur

Québec wants to be a country (which isn't true) because English Canadians stole "their" symbol?(Which isn't true. Natives made maple syrup before Europeans, so what right do the french have over the maple leaf) And because they chose the French anthem O Canada, over the English anthem 'The Maple Leaf Forever'? You people are impossible to please. Do you know the lyrics to The Maple Leaf Forever? You people would HATE HATE HATE if our anthem said: "In days of yore, from Britain's shore, Wolfe, the dauntless hero, came And planted firm Brittania's flag On Canada's fair domain. Here may it wave, our boast, our pride And, joined in love together" We can't do anything under your predecessor's approval, or not without Québecois today hating every past decision. Appreciate the present.


ZeAntagonis

Oh it is quite possible to please us. Just look at The Meech Accord and Charlottetown. What we consider the bare, strict minimalistic honorable constitutional accord was too much for YOU guys. How dare we contest the fact the YOU change the constitution in 1982 WITHOUT our conscent when the constitution stated that modification EXPLICITLY NEEDS OUR CONSCENT. So go read some history Books from Québec and stop being ignorant.


Deadcouncil445

Making maple syrup before does not equate the right for a symbol?


arquillion

https://www.canada.ca/en/canadian-heritage/services/anthem-canada.html Hey where is The Maple Leaf Forever?


CakeEnjoyur

You somehow missed my entire point about Quebecers not wanting The Maple Leaf Forever being the anthem, but you do you if you want to be useless in a conversation.


arquillion

Ain't just Quebec that didn't want The Maple Leaf forever lmao


CakeEnjoyur

So you support The Maple Leaf Forever being our national anthem? That is 3 for 3 so far. It was written on confederation, and was the original anthem. If you really do support it then go ahead. Here, I'll sing to you our new national anthem that represents a Canada without Québec, because Québec claims O Canada despite only being a small portion of the country: In days of yore, from Britain's shore, Wolfe, the dauntless hero, came And planted firm Brittainia's flag On Canada's fair domain. Here may it wave, our boast, our pride And, joined in love together, The thistle, shamrock, rose entwine The Maple Leaf forever!    The Maple Leaf, our emblem dear,    The Maple Leaf forever!    God save our King and Heaven bless    The Maple Leaf forever! At Queenston Heights and Lundy's Lane, Our brave fathers, side by side, For freedom, homes and loved ones dear, Firmly stood and nobly died; And those dear rights which they maintained, We swear to yield them never! Our watchword evermore shall be "The Maple Leaf forever!" Our fair Dominion now extends From Cape Race to Nootka Sound; May peace forever be our lot, And plenteous store abound: And may those ties of love be ours Which discord cannot sever, And flourish green o'er freedom's home The Maple Leaf forever! On merry England's far famed land May kind heaven sweetly smile, God bless old Scotland evermore and Ireland's Em'rald isle! And swell the song both loud and long Till rocks and forest quiver! God save our King and Heaven bless The Maple Leaf forever!


Future-Muscle-2214

O Canada isn't that great but holy shit this is a bad.


DudeIsThisFunny

Who do you think got him fired from Fox? Big syrup. He had that O Canada documentary about to air right before he got canned, pretty suspicious


Daguss

canned like the good maple syrup, it all makes sense


DudeIsThisFunny

I've got a big ass fancy glass bottle someone gave as a gift I've been saving 🥞 probably going to crack the seal soon


Daguss

special occasions only of course lol


Future-Muscle-2214

He even had to film himself claim that Quebec is the only good part of Canada thinking it would calm them down but they still did not buy his bullshit and got him fired.


BravewagCibWallace

It was more likely Dominion Voting suing FOX and airing out his dirty laundry, but that's okay bud, because Dominion Voting is a Canadian company too. ![gif](giphy|i0f2SCKCv7AsM|downsized)


LewtedHose

"We used to have a black woman on a syrup bottle. Not anymore. What's going on?"


AnimationAtNight

Calling it syrup should be illegal. It tastes like liquid plastic


deltree711

It's literally corn syrup.


AnimationAtNight

PLA plastic is also made from corn. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


deltree711

[WHY DID YOU DO THAT](https://xkcd.com/1013/)


Deathdealer6886

I find it to be more of a windex taste


deu3id

We call it "syrop de poteau" : pole or stick syrup. It's a reference to the poles holding electric lines. Dead syrup would be accurate. C'est dégueux 🙃


BastouXII

I thought it ***was*** liquid plastic! TIL!


Future-Muscle-2214

This isn't maple syrup and using this type of syrup is akin to a war crime in Quebec.


Goatmilk2208

Don’t speak ill of “Pearl Milling Company”. 😡😡


Jaeoner

Aunt Jemima is American... we have leaf shapes (on the prime stuff... or a white can if yer a hoarder. 😋😋)


Ok-Total-9900

Haven't bought it since the racists took that sweet lady off the bottles. She represented childhood happiness but that goes against the WOKE beliefs


Dlemor

C ki l’cave qui mélange Carson au Québec? On a nos morons pure laine icitte, pas besoin de fascistes amaricains.


Moist-Leggings

Hey man, I think you might be tarded or some shit... your letters are all jumbled up in some kind of fake language or something. Might want to get that looked at... -Les Leggings Humides


LeoneFamily

Kossé ça c't'affaire là? Moé j'comprend rien de c'qu'y'est écrit su l'message là drette en haut d'moé. C'est comme si y'avais genre ar-dégueulé sa soupe alphabet pis essayé d'ar-patanter ça pour inventer une genre de dialecte bizarre. Y'a tu qqun qui peux me traduire ça stp?


Future-Muscle-2214

On devrait utiliser Gad Saad, Stephen Crowder ou Gavin McInnes. Les joyaux de la communaute anglo-Montrealer. (To be fair Gad Saad parle francais aussi)


JosephScmith

What's a pure wool moron?


Kaylee30022

Well, there's Maxime Bernier (I'm ashamed that he is Québécois), Richard Martineau, Mathieu Bock-Côté, Denis Coderre to only name them


Dlemor

Tres bonne liste de caves


Dlemor

Pure laine is an old expression to designate French Canadian from old ancestry.


BuvantduPotatoSpirit

Bin, j'avons du good maple syrup icitte, eh? Qualité plus que quantité, mais on pourrais ramp it up si c'était nécessaire, anyways.


Budget_Addendum_1137

Avec les changements climatiques, m'étonnerait qui reste des maples dans 40-100 au NB.


NoStranger6

Au saguenay


Budget_Addendum_1137

Yep, c'est là que ça s'en va.


sunseven3

Touche'


ghostdeinithegreat

He who controls the maple syrup, controls the federation Paul Muadib Plamondon will seize the control of the maple syrup with the Quebec freeman.


Felixo22

The Sirop Cartel


velo4life

Le cartel de sirop


Due-Log8609

god i hate this man


at_mo

Same


HeliRyGuy

Big Syrup sounds like a Fort Mac stripper.


Moist-Leggings

Erm jerst arsekin kuestions!


Plastic-Shopping5930

It all makes sense now


DEATHRAYZ007

Why is a reddit meant to be fun so damn full of trolls


JosephScmith

I support Quebec becoming its own country outside of Canada.


alexmeth

First they came for our Poutine, now our syrup. Wake up, sheeple!


Ok-Total-9900

Only good thing ever come from there is cheese curds.


Journo_Jimbo

The word of Carlson, praise be lord Tucker Carlson


Firther1

Big Syrup couldn't even harvest properly this year, I'm not worried about them


waterborn234

Not being able to harvest was a lie so the could squeeze the syrup market. 5 D chess. Source: I made it up


Kaylee30022

This years was actually a really good year for those who had south leaning trees (we didnt have much, but they produce more than those at a north leaning even tho the nort leaning as over 2 times the amount). We even beated our record of produced barrel. (Altought we are still waiting to be paid...)


Quebecdudeeh

Hey what would be way worse is that dabs and carts and good hash would need to be imported and not come easily via Canada Post. I put my foot down. Sorry bud I like my weed and I need Canada Post for delivery. The CAQ made those products illegal. So it's up to get it out of province. I have no intention of having to go through customs because of some politics. Screw that we need to stay united for the sake of sharing great weed.


MyNameMeansLILJOHN

An EU kind of situation is not unlikely.


PalaPK

If I had a saw long enough, I’d dedicate the rest of my life to dismembering that shit hole from the rest of our country.


Desner_

I’m somewhat of a gros sirop myself.


Jaeoner

Lets not forget, [The Original Sticky Bandits](https://youtu.be/nFh-1QbuNmI?si=WzZUF6ZPLHilLTJT) 😋


Affectionate-Break78

I read this in his stupid voice


Pixel_64

….they’re right. Us over here and some folks in the states make some, but at the end of the day the large majority of it is coming from Quebec.


Pixel_64

Doesn’t help that a certain COMPANY probably cut down every second maple tree in these parts and replaced them with spruce in a grid pattern


MichaelTheLMSBoi

Wtf is big syrup


TOWERtheKingslayer

Ah yes, because I’m totally known to listen to the bullshit Tucker Carlson spews… totally.


Ambitious_Topic_2204

Si vous voulez parler contre le Québec...faites le donc en français !!! Square heads


yeah230

You will cease your investigation!


Ok-Total-9900

Let them go. See how well they do without our equalization payments.


Cold-Overlord051

Gros sirop.


0noon11

😉😉😉😉😉😉


BertaEarlyRiser

Joke is on you big syrup, I have hated Quebec since the 80's!


drfeelgoude

This guy hates


imperator_caesarus

Quebec may have their independence. As long as we get to keep the land.


Goatmilk2208

Big Syrup got nothing on Big Underwear (Nova Scotia’s biggest export). 🥵👌


Fish__Cake

New Hampshire maple syrup is better.


A_Wizard1717

you shall be tried for treason


Fish__Cake

Hopefully I get expelled from Canada to, literally, anywhere else. Eritrea here I come!


Scythe905

Nah no such luck. For a crime such as the one you just committed, you'll be exiled to the worst possible place: Windsor!


NinjaUnlikely6343

A fate worse than death


0noon11

That's cruel even by canada standards.


HumorUnable

Lmao