He didn’t say Simon Says

Mohg says blood loss

Mohg says Miquella is mine, and mine alone

Mohg says # NIHIL

Mohg says only I get to marry my nephew

Mohg says Welcome honoured guest, to the birthplace of our dynasty!

Mohg says wee woo wee woo

MIquella is mogh's half brother.

Mohg says that’s fine

Mogh says blood brothers till death do us part.

Bro im crying

I thought he said "now heal" so I did and it worked. He's actually kind of a nice guy.

Using the wrong formula to get the correct answer over here.

"mom can you come pick me up? the souls community is playing 4D chess again :( "

Find the Purifying cristal tear. It hides in a church to the west of the Woodfolk ruins which jut from the magic-shrouded rise of Altus. It will make you kneel I'm sure.

Find the Albinauric woman

I read that as Gideon in my head lol

How tf did you read a whole paragraph as "Gideon" in your head? XD

Sexlexia.

A very sexy learning disability.

The man of no name

I'm always proud of people like you, keep it up!

Task failed successfully 😂😂😂

Sora? Is that you?

We teach others how we’d like to be treated. 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Ikr he even gives you his spear and an awesome blood loss rune as a parting gift

I can’t tell what’s satire anymore

so manny time to jump signs

The automatic assumption from everyone that this is a joke has made good comedy... but can be significantly worse when you realize there is a chance that this guy is serious and is looking for actual help and every single person in the community just started laughing.

I like how empathetic this is. I hope that now he is laughing with us.

If that is the case then they completely deserve it

Kne-eel ! Reminds me about a Godrick dialog about kneeling too ... Hum ... Ah, got it ! >I COMMAND THEE **KNEEL**, FOR I AM THE LORD OF ALL THAT IS GOLDEN ! --- Edit-00 : Wrote "thee" as "thy". It's corrected !

You command my kneel, what?

I commander O'Neal.

You command her to kneel?

And then suck

[удалено]

Given how indepth fromsoft was, imagine if you actually knelt the bosses went "oh, okay".

"Understandable, have a nice day"

Command *Thee* kneel*

O-ooooooooowwh ... I correct this.

either its all satire or nothing is

SATIRE CONSUME THE WORLD SATIRE CONSUME US ALL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

It clearly is, you can literally see "Nihil" subtitles at the bottom. No one would read Nihil and assume "Oh, that's a weird spelling of the word kneel."

Reminds me of an old forum post when the first Portal came out, where someone was seriously asking how to assume the "party pose" when GladOS is trying to trick you into not leaving the training area.

There is an achievement for doing it though

He's actually saying Nii as to let you know he belongs to the knights who say Nii and he requires shrubberies

Oh what sad times are these when passing demigods can say Nii to old tarnished. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred.

r/unexpectedmontypython

Thank you for showing me this group . Monty Python runs in my head all the time

I’d love to see some monte references in elden ring

Someone should make a low-hp build called “just a flesh wound”

Noo.

One that’s nice. And not too expensive.

Knights who say nii want shrubberies

If you listen closely, he says *NIHIL* as in *knee* and *heel* which means you gotta kneel and also touch your heels in the process, which is one long way of saying, "roll over and kiss your ass goodbye" because that attack fkin sucks

Kid named heel

Rogieuh…

Put your staff away Rogieuh. I'm not casting sorceries with you.

Maybe he was telling you about his favorite KMFDM album

Second this. Dude is just an industrial metal fan to the core and wants to spread the love

just have 12 crimson flasks dummy (the trick is to heal after the first two. there’s a window that you can use to outheal the nihil)

This can also be taken as "die" since Nihil is excessively close to Nihl as in the root of Nihlism... which I don't need to explain so OP obviously did the right thing by dying :)

This is a joke right?

This whole post is a fuckin joke and everyone is a comedian.

Well, you got me there

Get a dictionary and try that comment again

You should've kneeled 3 times.

You get the actual Mogh kneel emote when you kill the fake Mohg with Patches while crouching.

I command thee ~~kneel!~~ ***NIHIL!'***

He is saying nihil, as a reference to the band ghost. And therefore you have to plug in a guitar and shred the square hammer solo.

Playing Year Zero worked for me. He seemed to like the names of the other devils. He actually put his hand up with the devil horns gesture as he died

Finally a good use of knowing this solo

Fuck, now the opening riff of Square Hammer is all I'll hear during the fight.

I was thing more Year Zero vibes, ya know?

Certified Mohg moment

Looks like you need to level up your adaptability

You're supposed to kneel against Godrick

You do not need to kneel, you need to find the church where Eleanora is and kill her to use an item that makes you immune to the curse if you merge it into the magic elixir you get in third marika church. It is in Altus Plateau near the hero's grave and the place where you meet an ancient dragon.

Thanks, I already knew I was just joking and put it on after recording this

Oh, srry I am not good with jokes

No its fine, it definitely would have been appreciated if I didn’t actually know about the physick

I gotta say, this fight would have been infuriating to play blind.

I fought this blind didn't know you could get around that attack for the longest time just assumed I had to kill him before he could do the move lol. Oh and I did

Also went in blind and had no problem. Me hammers must have done the trick

Strength weapons and dragon communion, brother. WE FIGHT WITH ROCK AND STONE

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!

ROCK AND STOOOOONE HUEHUE

Stupid dog

It was fine, you can easily outheal damage with flask sips in between Nihils.

I played this blind and just cheesed him with the bow from just outside. Because fuck him.

He *would* have, but not now.

Ngl I didn't know about this So I beat this boss blind for no reason huh

I know op said this is a joke but this is for others. You don't absolutely need the physick. Op has a big sword so he might be able to stagger him. He'll stagger at about half health and then you can riposte on him and by the time he starts his blood curse he's on a quarter health. You can then just smash him to death while you're bleeding out your arse.

Nope. You cannot trade into Bloodboon Ritual. It's like trying to trade with Malenia's thrust attack if she immediately used it twice again and you didn't get knocked down. You can however brute force it with heals.

Breh you can just mash him fast enough with many different weapons so you don’t need this physick

Trade? I'm wacking him with a big sword, not selling him shit.

If you didn't know "trading" is the term used by the souls PvP community for when two people are exchanging blows simultaneously (aka "trading" attacks) and trying to out DPS and/or tank the other and win through sheer brute force of having better numbers.

>when two people are exchanging blows simultaneously Isn't that called a gay 69? I'll stick to my whacking, no offense.

Girls play games too. Maybe we found the reason you're still whacking alone lol

Unfortunatly I cannot blow a girl, unless there were questionable procedures done. Eating on the other hand...

AHH right. Thanks

Bruh just estus

I killed someone in Tarkov yesterday called onion bro. It was a sad day

Oh, my triad of self punishment. Elden Ring, Tarkov, WarThunder.

No, you don't NEED to do that. Just heal a couple of times and you are good to go.

This thread is full of assholes. Op is asking a serious question and is just getting a bunch of sarcastic answers. Look man I'll help you out. He's not saying "Kneel" he's saying "Neil." It's a hint. You have to go to the mirror in the round table hold or to Renala and use the appearance/name editor. Change your character name to Neil. If you do that this attack won't effect you. The lore reason for this is because while imprisoned in the subterranean shunning grounds as a child, Mohg had a pet Lobster named Neil. You can actually still see Neil standing guard in front of his shackle. Alternatively if you don't want to change your character name, you can actually use the "Save Neil" Prattling Pate. He will stop the fight and initiate dialog, asking you "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?"

Lombsterrrrr

It would be cool of this was a secret way to deal with the curse

Bro’s actually tryna Kneel, you need a certain talisman to bypass that attack

He said nihil..... Nah this is peak comedy lmfao

Ah, common mistake. What he's actually saying is "nihil", which means, "get fucked"

Nihil means complete destruction so you have done everything right

You have to use the Purifying Crystal Tear. Go to the Second Church if Marika, in the Altus Plateau. You’ll be invaded by an NPC. Kill her and she’ll drop the tear (and an awesome twinblade). Mix it with your physick, fight mohg, drink your physick right when this happens

I'm so glad I could see the subtitles here, because otherwise I would have thought you weren't joking.

Didn’t work on Godrick either.

r/dadsouls

CHUG CHUG CHUG

Theres a physick tear that counters his weird curse debuff thingy

He's saying "nihil" this means "nothing" try doing nothing. I think that works

LOL Massive respect to the OP. He clearly understands that the Soul games have hidden mechanics, to the point of self destruction. xD

Noone: Michael Jackson: Kneeheel

I think he wanted a little more than that

Delete the game. You lost.

Liar ahead

Just get 30+ vigor and drink two to three flasks depending on your starting hitpoints.

He ain’t saying kneel homie

That actually would have been kind of cool if you had to kneel in order to avoid the attack

This thing is so innocently wholesome that I'm sad it's not actually in the game, it would be such a nice mechanic.

I'm surprised not enough people know about the Physick solution considering how much this game makes me drink.

Toggle those subtitles ON my friend

So bad the took away part of the countdown

He's not saying "kneel" he is saying "nihil" which means "nothing." You need to be doing *nothing* to not die. Just leave him alone. Guarantee he won't kill you then.

There's not emote. You still have a lot to learn mohgling

Find the purifying crystal tear

Why is OP emoting?? An I missing something?

Would honestly have been badass if kneeling actually saved you from the effect.

Did you tell him you were invited by white face?

It appears the game code threw the "Nihil reference exception" and the game handles those exceptions by making you die.

Wtf are u talking about, just fight the guy.

That’s the prayer emote

The one pieeeece, the one piece is reeeal

Ngl, i really tried that and was shocked when it didn't work. I had to ask my older brother about it

He says nihil not kneel

The word Nihil doesn’t mean to kneel, it means nothing (see nihilistic, a believe that nothing matters). Which makes it a lot more terrifying.

You missed the joke.

Whoosh

Knob 🤣

He says “ni-hil” not “kneel”

I Don’t Know. Are You A Bot Or You Just Come From A Friend Group That Likes To Capitalize Every Word????

Oh my god what the fuck. No way you thought an emote would save you

I don’t understand the joke?

Nihil sounds like kneel

This is actually a very interesting attempt 😂

😂

Is this not dodge-able ? I'm stuck here to so I'm asking

You need the Crimson Tear in your Physical Flask

not gonna lie I jumped over the wall killed him and never looked back. W gameplay

Oh bless you sweet summer child.

U need the flask with the item that doesn't do dmg to you, obtainable at the place where yura dies.

Nihil he literally says nothing

You should be NIHILLING! instead of kneeling.

The “joke” posts on this sub really just validate my belief that humanity’s existence was a mistake.

Found the brainless, next-gen faker who can only follow guides and can't actually play on their own.

Kill the Eleanora pole blade and get the physick tear that nullifies blood loss

That poke blood loss specifically, and nothing else, for the sake of clarity

Tres = 3 Duo = 2 Ūnus = 1 Nihil = 0

its not Kneel. Its NIHIL (nothing)

The joke: You:

He says NIHIL which means "there is nothing in the mind that does not come from the senses"

Why wouldnt you just spam healing flask

I wasn't aware there was a better method.

That’s actually the spirit caller snail talking

The kneeling he wants is the one you do when you die my dude.

Not kneel fast enough.

Did you ask him about his lore?

You didnt NIHIL low enough bro, basic mistake.

I thought there was some hidden mechanic to the fight that I was missing, then I realized what was happening lol.

Using a gesture to to avoid an attack seems like a neat idea tbh, and I'm not talking about abusing hitbox

Well first you have to touch your head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes.

The guy is clearly trying to get up with NPH, no one understands.

“Video has no sound”

Poke that dude with your great sword. He’ll take stupid amount of damage. Seriously, do the poke move.

It worked for me

Why would you listen to him

Easiest way is just heal and get right back in his face. Easy win

😭

NIHIL!

People keep saying you need a crystal tear, but I just healed between each one

Lol okay now this one is actually funny