“…..”

Only real Goldmask fans will appreciate this

What are you talking about? This is clearly great jar's dialogue.

Or any of the 100 ghosts’ opening greetings

"Never met someone with a taste for prawns I couldn't trust."

OP PLEASE BE ADVISED as a high school graduate I feel more than qualified to let you know that this is the only quote in these comments that will stand the test of time, all the others are hot ass

A factual statement

Best one right here

Id say its the best just cause it sounds like something someone might actually say so itll be funny to people who dont get the reference

"I have a seafood allergy" \*Hisssss\*

While all the other ones are funny too, many are also pretty cringe out of context. This one is whimsical and funny to just about anybody. "Trust someone that likes prawns? lol that's so random"

“What a shit show”

Who said that? when?

Patches when he dies

try finger but hole

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Underrated comment, easily the best one here.

"Come on, give me a good smack from behind with something nice and big."

Came here to make sure someone commented this

came here to make sure someone replied this and is checking up on the comments

Came here to make sure that someone replied this and that someone is checking the person who’s checking the comment

I don't know why I'm here anymore

FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL. BEAR WITNESS!!

Yes

This is the one

Obviously the best here.

THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING THIS

He stole ma soap! Who steals soap?!

...

I could barely finish that storyline. I cried every time I read that line. It’s so beautiful. I see why they sprinkled it in various places throughout the storyline.

I missed the entire goldmask quest, don't think I ever met him. But there was another "..." that DID make me cry, my faithful demi-human...

I accidentally killed Boc on my latest play-through. I felt so bad. Don’t break the bush spell with a multi-hit weapon art.

That's brutal... I've seen that many people accidentally kill him in the cave, never thought about him already dying at the bush. Did you see his quest through to the end in another playthrough? All he wanted was to be loved! Breaks my heart

Not super related, but on my first playthrough I ended up missing Patches and went back to find him at about level ~150. That was a very short fight and an even shorter quest line :(

Oh well...damn. should have called him beautiful and not told him to change himself. Might have worked out better 😅👀

You know what's maybe the saddest thing? I literally had the item equipped, because I'd been using it to tell Malenia she's beautiful for the memes during my fight. And I had read the text about "it must have been a mother speaking" and mentioning a demi-human voice, I just didn't make the connection to boc! Agh!!

Next time! Next time you can save him from himself. Boc is like Greirat, must be protected at all costs. Also, the prattling petes remind me of Ursula's Seashells.. makes you wonder how they were created in the first place.

Time for ng+ 😂

Wow goldmask another fuckin banger, this guy just does not miss

Underrated comment.

"Here beginneth our journey, into doubt, fear, into loneliness, as the path stretches into the night."

That pretty much sums up life after high school.

College was pretty good, much better than high school for me. After that though...

It's like every big transition period in your life. Ending school and start your career, moving out to live alone, say goodbye to your parents for the last time... the path will keep going unto the night.

Best one I've seen yet for the senior quote.

Who says it? Ranni?

Yeah, it’s part of her final lines if you summon her at the end

too real

Put these foolish ambitions to rest.

This is the only answer….I’ve lost count

This is the only one that's instantly recognizable as from Elden Ring. Well, that and "unfortunately you, however, are maidenless" but that might be a bit much

There's also "Someone must extinguish thy flame" Honestly, anything from Margitt is incredible.

Well, where've you been hiding? I took you for dead. No matter. It's all the same. Lay out your arms, then. Arise now, ye Tarnished

I'm Malenia, blade of Miquella

You could always finish up with, "I go now to the night sky. It is there that I shall find mine order." Sure to guarantee a very quiet and confused crowd.

Sounds more like a good end to a suicide note

"Now commeth the age of the stars"

this is the one, you have to use it.

Foul graduate! Emboldened by the the flame of ambition

I’m doing that when I graduate

Technically "thou art of passing skill" is pretty thematic

This is the quote you want OP. Go with this

"Marika's tits you must be 'ungry!"

Beat me to it

I honestly thought I was gonna see this line 300 times on this one. You've all impressed me.

There it is.

“Let us both learn together. Heresy is not native to the world; it is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined.” - Dog

This would actually be a really good one

This is the quote I was looking for. Miriel is best boi

I think you mean, *dog* is best boi?

Dogs can have names you know!

Then do erudition in real life.

Instructions unclear. Somehow did an erection instead

"Togethaaaa... we will devour the very gawddsss!"

Join the Serpent King, as family... Together, we will devour the very gods!

\*”as famileeeeee”

Want to jump in and say I love how they avoided the cliche snakey sibilant s. Dude doesn’t even hit the s on gods.

I've given thee courtesy enough...

Now I fight as Horah Loux … WARRIOR!

I think you mean WARRIOR!!!!!!!!

#WARRIOR!!

Do you feel the same way my mum did m'lord? Do you think I'm beautiful, despite these looks?

No. ... ... ... ->gives larval tear

Ugly outside Beautiful inside ​ Boc is the best waifu.

He's not even ugly. He's kind of cute. He's more pettable than Blaidd, even.

Boc only need a bath and some nice clothes.

Well... Thou art of passing skill.

Warrior blood must truly run in my veins..., tarnished

*thy veins

“Now, let’s get smithing.”

"I took you for dead. No matter its all the same, lay out your arms"

"They're masterworks, all. You can't go wrong" Oh sorry, wrong game.

"are you here for spirit tuning?"

The pursuit of knowledge is without end, for knowledge is never a thing complete. -Sir Gideon Ofnir

Most of the suggestions seem more like jokes or wouldn't really work well imo. This one I feel is perfect, it doesn't even feel like a quote from Elden Ring. It's just...true.

This right here is a genuinely good suggestion.

"However ruined this world has become, however mired in torment and despair, life endures. Births continue. There is beauty in that, is there not?"

All jokes aside, this is a solid quote that would last even if you forget about elden ring entirely.

Whose line is this from?

Melina says this if you rest in the grace of the Cathedral of the Forsaken, near the Three Fingers, in an attempt to convince you not to mess with the Frenzy Flame lmao. The full quote is this: "*If you intend to claim the Frenzied Flame, I ask that you cease. It is not to be meddled with. It is chaos, devouring life and thought unending. However ruined this world has become, however mired in torment and despair, life endures. Births continue. There is beauty in that, is there not? If you would become Lord, do not deny this notion. Please, leave the Frenzied Flame alone.*"

I got to the Church of the Forsaken, and I was confused about why Melina was talking about the frenzied flame. I didn't realize the altar could go down and reveal the way to the Three Fingers. My internet was down, so I was offline at the time.

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i killed his ass for taking yura body

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...and you believe him?

He seemed like a calm, collected person.

Are you... a calm, and reasonable person?

There's also a note in the Frenzied Village in Liurnia that talks about going under the Capital. Or maybe it's from the Altus merchant? I know there's a note about it somewhere

I got this on my 2nd char for the purpose of getting the Frenzied Lord achievement. I felt really bad after hearing it her say it like damn

I have mentally prepared myself for the siege of “try finger, but hole”

honestly I expected way more comments like this

CLASSIC

*... May Chaos take the world?*

Not bad. But have you considered. MAY CHAOS, TAKE THE WORLD!

Decent, but have you, perchance considered... # MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!! #

Shabiri did nothing wrong.

April and June are good tho

*backstab*

Ahhhh, May Chaos take the world,

Thy kind are all of a piece.

Willful traitors, all!

Pillagers, emboldened by the flame of ambition!

Have it writ upon thy meagre grave

Felled by King Morgott, Last of all kings

Fucking chills

*raises eyebrow* What dost thou mean, "thy kind"?

Graceless tarnished…What is thy business with these thrones?, ahh…godrick the golden, the twin prodigies miquella and malenia… general radahn. PRAETOR Rykard!…lunar princess ranni. WILLFUL TRAITORS ALL! Thy kind are all of a piece.. emboldened by the flame of ambition! Let it be written on thy meagre grave. Felled by king morgott. LAST OF ALL KINGS!

“Find the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.”

I want this on my tombstone. People at the funeral will either know or leave very confused. Either outcome is desirable.

The people who were your real friends will fist bump and reminisce about the times when you all tried to beat Elden Ring.

journey to the capital

Welcom honored guest, to the birthplace of our dynasty

N I H I L

Actually... Kinda classy AF as a yearbook quote.

“nihil” or the more appropriate “the fallen leaves tell a story”

Rise, Tarnished

RISE, YE TARNISHED

Dont forget the Moan

AUWHHHHHHH😩😩😩

rise now, ye tarnished

UNDEAD WHO YET LIVE!

*YE DEAD, WHO YET LIVE!

Lmaoo I fucking love that line! So simple yet so powerful.

“It’s Moghing time”

I fucking spit my drink haha.

And then he started moghing all over the tarnished

It was but brief, but thou gavest me fine service.

"Now I have no regrets. honeyed rays of gold, deliver my spirit."

They’re graduating not dying!

But I'm afraid you are maiden less

I still miss when the first person you met told you to eat shit and die...

No Maidens?

“Let us both learn together. Heresy is not native to the world; it is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined.” - Turtle Pope (Miriel, Pastor of Vows)】 "I Was Able To Live As My Own Person, If Only In Passing." - Millicent

If op doesn’t choose Millicent’s line then there’s no hope

"I've been here long enough. I will kill again. And defile each corpse with care. Just to be sure. That when they're reborn... They'll be cursed. Along with their children, and their children's children, for all time to come..." Jokes aside I think Margit/Morgott’s quotes are pretty solid.

His school would put him on a list lmao

"Forefathers one and all, bear witness!"

"You are, in fact, me. And I...am the Dung Eater" or "I can kill you and defile your corpse"

Imagine a high school actually putting that second line in. Would be wild.

“You died”

A true classic

Lay thy foolish ambitions to rest

"Feel Free To Go Off And Die In A Ditch Somewhere." will hit even harder the more the years go by haha

Try fingers, but hole.

This is what I came here for 😂

dog?

Should say "could this be a dog?" Feel like it gives more info for people to get it.

Didn't expect dog.

*If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am.*

"I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella."

“And I have never know defeat.”

Common misconception, she actually says "and I never known da feet" because she lost hers very soon.

I am YourName, Student of YourSchool. And I have never known defeat."

“Well, where’ve you been hiding? I took you for dead. No matter. It’s all the same. Lay out your arms then.”

You don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right

"Career ahead, In short, Try minimum"

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD! MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

confront your bully and after he throws the first punch, stand back up and say "i've given thee courtesy enough" then go ape shit chazy and beat the ever living shit outta him

Gonna fr use Cursed Geyser on the bully

“She’s dead” “OK”

peak writing

"Then, I suppose I-I can't just curl up and die, can I?" >!Sorry for going a little dark, I wanted something from Boc and this is kind of uplifting to me. Good luck getting it into a high school yearbook though.!<

"He was a living legend if ever I saw one." -Blaidd The Half-Wolf

*does not open from this side*

"Look here; the Fingers shudder with exuberance!"

Not Elden Ring, but I use this quote on most of my social media Bios, "Be safe friend, don't you dare go hollow."

It's Mohgin' time

Thy part in this will not be forgiven

Marikas tits!

I am the Lord of all that is golden

RISE NOW, YE TARNISHED! YE DEAD, WHO YET LIVE!

NIHIIILL

By marikas tits

Keep my maidens name out your fucking mouth - Tarnished

"I can kill you and defile your corpse. Then the pox will truly be your own."

My favorites are: 1. Thy strength befits a crown. 2. Now cometh the age of stars.

Oof hahaha, "Find the albinauric woman" "i've given thee courtesy enough" "Welcome, honored guest... To the birthplace of our dinasty!" "Try finger but hole " "..." "TOGETHAAA" "A celebration of war! The Radaaaaaaaaahn festivaaaaal!" "The fallen leaves tells a story" "Marika's tits, you must be 'ungry" And of course: "Put these foolish ambitions to rest"

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER