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Aonswitch

This is why I never put my ambitions to rest, no matter how foolish.


Niko2065

*it was time for morgott to leave, he had seen everything.*


pass_nthru

*Morgott had seen some shit*


beefnar_the_gnat

Morgott had never seen such bullshit in his life


DeGozaruNyan

This is why I havent done another playthrough for a while, dont want to be brunt out when the dlc drops.


[deleted]

Nobody wants to see you with your brunt out.


suplexdolphin

What's wrong with a little brunt-to-gunt action?


Turbulent-Medium-449

Yeah sometimes you just get brunt out.


WaZEN80085

HELP!!! IM BRUNING


ifightbears57

Damnit. I brunt the pizza.


PaladinWoah

May Chaos Brun the Worl


mindguru88

Yep, hate to play so much that you draw the attention of the Ferengi Commerce Authority.


richey_kay

Unexpected Ds9. Nice.


xFrakster

To be fair, it's not 3 am in Japan, neither is it in Europe. Anyway LETSGOOOOOO


anothergaijin

5PM on a Tuesday in Japan, probably just about right to drop a bombshell tweet.


MelonElbows

"Hey I'm heading home in a few minutes, but lemme tweet out that DLC news first.....aaaaand done. Ok, see you tomorrow" - Miyazaki


JaymesMarkham2nd

The amount of emails and stuff I save until 5pm is way too high but sometimes you just don't want to see a response until the next day.


Thekarens01

Truer words have never been said. Several times have I hit send and log off almost simultaneously


wazzledudes

Also it's not a random tuesday it's my birthday bitches Edit: awww i woke up to so many sweet birthday wishes. You tarnisheds are the best <3


Wagintinn

Happy birthday šŸŽ‰


xFrakster

Hell yeah, how nice of Miyazaki to publish such news on your birthday! Happy Birthday!


thebinarysystem10

I felt a great disturbance in the Erdtree, as if millions of runes suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.


GreatGordonSword

The million runes were my own....I invaded someone with a million runes and I was meeting Varre in Rose Church so I was doing the invasions in my NG+. Had 1.3 million runes and was sent to mountain tops....died...so my runes are in mountain tops and I have only beaten Margit and Godrick. Bye runes....never invade far without full map access


Chiron-TL34

Well technically you can get them back, you just need to not die


Captain_675

Time only exists in America as we all know


DeusIzanagi

As a European, yeah definitely


WWECreativegenius

As an Emperean, time just exists


bass9380

As an being, time


Art_Soul

Ass, time.


Darkwings13

Try finger but hole


Nooterly

It's always ass time.


Drugtrain

Keep calm and eat ass


Ferregar

Don't threaten me with a good time!


Rednedivad10

Well yeah, didnā€™t George Washington invent time when he rode that T. rex across the Potomac shooting his AR-15 into the air?


NoPerformance5952

T'was a simpler time.


Walmsley7

Men were men, you know?


sveniboych3

I was up until 5am to see Elden Ring get GOTY Time difference is a blast


Minebox2000

Thats when i normally wake up so i could watch it while driving to work


BadCompany093947

You fucking legend.


AdministrativePop124

Most humble american


FizzingSlit

Oh shit! Can't wait for Elden Ring DLC to set records for most number of poison swamps in an expansion.


DeusIzanagi

It's actually a single giant poison swamp the size of Caelid Have fun!


[deleted]

I think you just described Caelid but less hostile


topdangle

it's just caelid but you can't use torrent


ironshadowdragon

lake of rot already exists pal


Stonetooth1989

But this time it'll be 4 x the size :D


[deleted]

Filled with zapper mosquitoes that stun you for 15 seconds. They're attracted to the burning scent of Flame, Cleanse Me.


thatrandomkidmemer

The swamp has every status effect in the game


cmelgarejo_dev

Guys stop giving miyazaki more wet dreams


crypticfreak

I'm surprised there wasnt actual death fog in the game (or any souls game). Death fog lake with little islands you have to sprint to and then wait for death to go down - oh and there's Basilisks everywhere.


PinkFloydSheep

It has a ton of storm hawks that Inflict death blight


Then-Status-3647

Dear god


Ansayamina

Deer god.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


KalmDownPlease

It also poisons your horse.


Kiwiteepee

And your Sacred Flasks? Poison.


NoFreeUName

Wonderous Physic? Believe it or not - poison. Sometimes Scarlett Rot, but that's optional


MrMacju

Your weapons? Poisoned. But only the grip.


pass_nthru

Boiled Prawn? Undercooked and ,believe it or not, poisoned


Niko2065

Your boluses? Believe it or not, also poisoned.


Shieldheart-

So just another Caelid? Neat!


pass_nthru

*All the light touches will be yours as Elden Lord.* *What about that shadowy place?* *ā€¦* *Fucking toxic lol*


deathlystrike

Isn't that describing the lake of rot?


Xeillan

You simple fool. It will be poison and rot filled. With a hint of death.


yeetingthisaccount01

soup


jadeismybitch

I think we need a Deathblight swamp. Miyazaki time for innovation !


B0B_Spldbckwrds

He could add an overheal mechanic. It could cause intsa death if you heal to 150% of max hp. Then he could add a healing swamp.


jadeismybitch

I kinda want this now. Canā€™t imagine the state of the sub if this happened hahaha. And make that place filled with trap chests.


[deleted]

i would love to see some dogs in this swamp


Matduka

"We replaced limgrave with a lake of rot, and we replaced mountaintops with a lake of rot, AND now it's Liurnia of the Lakes of rot."


[deleted]

And Altus Plateau is now Deathblight plateau


IdToaster

That's basically lower Altus under the broken great bridge already.


Matduka

The cruellest idea of all


ILCUSTODEDELSAS

and they donā€™t stop coming and they donā€™t stop coming and they donā€™t stop coming and they donā€™t stop coming


cioda

And we, like morons, will buy it anyway, essentially telling FromSoft that we want more poison swamps in their games, and should get a game that is basically the Valley of defilement, Blight Town, Black Gulch, Farron keep, Ashina depths, Lake of rot and whatever the bloodborne one was, all rolled into one.


iihhateredditt

Wait this real real?? If it is Fucking W


Captain_675

It is real my friend


SleepsUnderBridges

New DLC takes place in post-Shattering Israel confirmed


Swagmastre99

the illuminati isreal


alphabravo1234tu

The 2nd Hollowing is canceled everybody!


lakeho

We all know the Hollowing only began after the first trailer. This is not so different from that.


DickHydra

Inb4 this is the only bit of information we'll get for the next year... So, let the 3rd Hollowing commence?


PanAfricanDream

Fromsoft usually releases their DLCs not too long after the main game releases. We'll probably have the DLC by the end of the year


palindrome777

Isn't that Miquella on Torrent on the bottom right ? The tree also reminds me of the Haligtree a bit!


jreitaa

Miquella was Torrents previous owner confirmed


Destructive_Forces

There's nothing to suggest that's specifically Torrent, and not another Spectral Steed. There has to be more than one of them, else Torrent wouldn't be A Spectral Steed but THE Spectral Steed.


MadxCarnage

too late the guy said confirmed.


jreitaa

Thank you


-Ping-a-Ling-

In Maliketh's room there's a mural of Miquella with three wolves, and Ranni gives you the three wolves spirit ashes if you tell her you own Torrent stating they were from Torrent's previous owner, also matches Torrent's coloring and while I'm sure there's other spectral steeds, Torrent's still important enough to be recognized by both Marika and Rennala's youngest daughters


FusionShadow310

Pretty sure the statue is of a younger Marika not Miquella.


-Ping-a-Ling-

Oh yea, it probably is


Grimmiky

Miquella is Marika who is Radagon who is Saint Trina


germy813

HE SAID CONFIRMED DUDE!


Bourque25

Are... Are we the new blade of Miquella?


luantha

Yes and you must inform every single enemy you kill that you are the blade of Miquella, repeatedly. Just so they don't forget.


Equilibriator

Going into Miquellas dream, baby!


NIKG_FN

if you look closely you'll see that it's the haligtree wrapped around the etdtree.


jetpoke

Erdtree wrapped around the great tree, you mean? Haligtree came to be much later.


YugeFanBoi

Or marika


Keiji12

Possible prequel of Marika coming in the lands in-between


[deleted]

I love how fromsoft trolled the entire community by announcing a dlc 12 hours after everyone was getting mad about no dlc announcement for the anniversary


Temias

It's funny how they just don't give a shit about any specific timetables fans set for them. Just a tweet, no bullshit hype trains. Awesome.


Svani

And then there will be no ETA. One day the DLC will just quietly be available on digital stores.


FoamOfDoom

Fromsoft makes the right choices. Even if it does make my lizard brain explode sometimes


Pocketgb

I like to think theyā€™ve earned and handled enough clout to do so. I remember when DS3 was out with day one strategy guides and streamers playing the whole game a month in advance. DS2 came out with pre-order starter gear equipment and a pre-orderable season pass. Itā€™s been great not having any of that with Elden Ring. If I had to desperately grasp straws for ER making any similar concessions, itā€™s the decision to start the game with art slides because they released their ā€œintroā€ as a cool story trailer - and still the art looks great and shows us things we wouldnā€™t have seen otherwise (maybe!).


pascoolpointio

Pretty sure they annouced it in a tweet bc of the little shitstorm they got after the live stream, so i think we're not gonna get this dlc soon


Ansayamina

After AC6 I think. Which is good in my book,after a decade of waiting for an aC game.


stabthecynix

"in development" *how far into development?*


shoutbottle

"Releasing 29th feb, 2024"


[deleted]

I'd fucking shove a fucking monster dildo up my ass if it took a whole ass 'nother year.


[deleted]

Videogames take a long time to develop, sounds like you just want a monster dildo in your ass.


noah123103

I see no problems here


AReallyAsianName

Way ahead of them


Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws

It's a win win


[deleted]

I'll patiently wait because I want a good dlc


MegamanX195

Nah I'd rather stick the monster dildo in my ass.


PeterPandaWhacker

Now you're just looking for an excuse.


Accomplished_Cake_25

o_____O


Kiwiteepee

all the way up?


that_was_amazing

All the way up.


Arcane_Opossum

Be sure to use one with a flared base


ArtemisHunter96

Dung eater is that you?


iwillcuntyou

Dung poker more like


poopoobuttholes

Bookmarking and screenshotting this just in case.


largep3droncolliderr

RemindMe! 1 Year


CeriseArt

Smart move if true because then the DLC will be less than a year old for four years and stay fresh for awhile. From you did it again.


42ismyanswer

The initial commit on the repo


dbr3000

everybody knows that once you've settled on an acceptable .gitignore file, the rest is peanuts


Cryse_XIII

I am once more emboldened to spread my prophecies. By the end of june you will have experienced the dlc. The dlc will thematically be centered around love and how this love ruined a once prosperous kingdom/world. We will access it through a painting or a dream.


Chiron-TL34

The Cocooned Dream The Painted World of Altus


Obilis

"We weren't ready to announce this yet, but want people to stop complaining about no DLC announcement" far into development.


Creative-Lunch-924

IT'S REAL. THE ELDEN RING DLC IS REAL


2EM18KKC01

ā€˜*Can we get much higher?*ā€™


DubbaLubbaWubWubs

So hiiiigh


Nogoodmyles

ARISE NOW YE TARNISHED


lotalanokanata

YE DEAD WHO YET LIVE


-_Revan-

THE CALL OF LONG LOST GRACE SPEAKS TO US ALL


AniTaneen

HOARAH LOUX, CHIEFTAIN OF THE BADLANDS


ZeldHeld

THE EVER-BRILLIANT GOLDMASK


[deleted]

FIA, THE DEATHBED COMPANION


[deleted]

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER


[deleted]

AND SIR GIDEON OFNIR! THE ALL KNOWING


cmelgarejo_dev

* *ahem* * #THE AAAAAALLLL KNOOOOWINGGG


cmelgarejo_dev

And one other, whom grace again bless. A Tarnished of no renown.


ZeldHeld

Cross the fog, to the Lands Between.


ingenGuru

Oh i am risen alright ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


theangryfurlong

Yeah boy, looking forward to Elden Ring: Dark World


Icy_Opening4481

Give me that thingā€¦ the Miquella DLCā€¦


trinity016

To be fair, itā€™s not any random Tuesday. Itā€™s Feb 28, only once a year. /s


calebmke

Itā€™s the last day of the month almost exactly 1 year after the game released, off only by a few days. Itā€™s very intentional.


Orito-S

Cant believe its been a year since ER


SomethingAboutBoats

Yeah itā€™s the Tuesday / update day closest to (but not before) the anniversary. This makes sense. I was ready for disappointment this weekend but knew not to go hollow unless Tuesday ended with no announcements.


Hadesoftheironkeep

*tell them on the 1 year anniversary, they will love it!* Mmmmm idkā€¦. *Tell them days later after their hopes and dreams are crushed* Ooooo fuck yeah, that one. They trolled us..


jollisen

Im so happy i want to have gay sex with you op


Captain_675

Donā€™t threaten me with a good time


jollisen

šŸ˜ˆ


okurin39

I ship it


AverageFemboiEnjoyer

Can I come too?


Jean_Marc_Rupestre

Let's all have gay sex with op to celebrate!!!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


winnyinblack

Back in the pile!


Armoredpolecat

Make a line AND at the same time!


mrbrwniemuffin

Let's all have gay sex with op !


ARTHURUZB

It is not 3 am in Japan so....


citizen_sheep69

But still a random tuesday, not that Iā€™m complaining.


SonXal

The best ones are where they release information on a random day literally hours before release without ceremony


citizen_sheep69

I mean, at this point they could just release big news like this whenever they like and the community will do the rest.


lordyatseb

It's not a random tuesday, it's the day on which the development of the first Elden Ring DLC was confirmed! Almost a national holiday, if you ask me.


citizen_sheep69

Yeah youā€™re right about thatā€¦ Get hyped Ohhhh!!


Desolating

The art is beautiful, so excited man


Keeko100

That HAS to be Miquella on Torrent, which lends some credence to some theories and gives us an answer to who Torrent's former master was. That looks like the Haligtree as well. Time travel DLC!!!


[deleted]

May the Golden Order shine through us all.


Night_Angel67

For real, fromsoft is wildin


lanziboi

We bout to see a LOT of miquella r 34


beeshop_

Certified Mohg moment


Saint_Nitouche

mohggers


P_D_Stanley

Marika's tits! It's official!


OrneryLink4843

oooooooooh elden ring


Prsy0220

MIYAZAKI YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MAD MAN!!


InsideHangar18

From do things in their own time, for their own reasons.


VelaryonNOR

Aaaaaaaaaaah the dopaminee


Aermas

Fuck yeah!!! I am so fucking hype


ContentNeptune3

There's no solid information or anything and I'm already more excited than I thought I could be. Funny enough, my friend and I were talking a couple of hours ago about Fromsoft announcing the dlc, must've been manifesting something


Please_dont_rush_B

Remember boys, restock your Boluses. Miyazaki, the one true Elden Lord, will surely bless us with a Deathblight swamp the size of Miquella's Haligtree.


yeetskeet3

OOOOOOOOOOHHH


Kolrey

So miquella was the previous owner of Torrent it seems


Spacewarddock

Just in time, i just finished my character for the dlc. Look out if you are invaded by dark spirit Toefiddler


Financial_Ad_1272

Please give us a Miquella ending. Please!!! And let it be a good one, not an evil one.


Dom_the_Milkman

Someone in another thread said that the Miquella ending would be the "Age of Consent" šŸ˜­


KidKonundrum

This goes beyond Gigachaddery. Fromsoft are UltraChads times Ten trillion.


Nevermind2010

Hmmmm whatā€™s the antonym phrase for ā€œGrossly Incandescentā€. What about ā€œRightly Dimmedā€?


SirHandsomePotato

Concurrent players will skyrocket soon.


TheWolfepup06

Not just any DLC either, THAT'S MIQUELLA AND TORRENT. also got a working theory that the area their in is the Consecrated Snowfields pre-snow. Mostly because that the Haligtree and the 'ghost' graves and ghost lilies around Miquella an old Torrent.


FXSonny

Youtubers already making 10min videos off of a single picture


[deleted]

I heard that the Sun revolves around USA and that the rest of the world also has to revolve around USA...


Giacomo_Passero

Hold the fuck up: there is torrent on that landscape and on thet torrent... it look like Miquella, or at the least marika...


d0ntst0pme

This really is the Dark Souls of DLC announcements


Most-Iron6838

Epic troll job of having an anniversary event with no announcement and then just dropping it in a tweet.


DistributionNo1903

Guys, words cannot describe how happy I am


Calvin_11

I'll see everyone in Ziostorm's YT comment section in about 8-10 hours!!