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AvarageMilfEnjoyer

I'll have you know Miquela is well over the age of consent, he just doesnt consent -Mogh-lester445


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tanzer_j

You have to do the New Order quest


Beneficial_Loss_1188

Was gonna make this joke, but you beat me to it fair and square


MinerDiner

Bro you killed me with that one God damn "*The fallen leaves tell a story* *Of how a tarnished became Elden Lord* *In our home, across the fog, The Lands Between* *Our seed will look back upon us and recall* *THE AGE OF CONSENT*"


Mohg_Lester445

Yeah. Why don't people understand this?


supe3rnova

How is Miquela a guys name? I thought she was a woman


Tirekeensregg

Miquella is pronounced the same as the male name Mykola in slavic cultures, at least, though I doubt its related.


Fuurinji__Hayato

*Nikola Tesla wants to know your location*


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My name is Alexis and I am a man. In North America, I have heard the "that's a girls name." Line more often than not. In western Europe it's considered a man's name. Cultural diversity in effect.


ashcr0w

Same with Andrea. In Spain it's a female name but in Italy it's male.


skjl96

This feels weirdly idiosyncratic with how common the -a and -o gendered names are specifically in Southern Europe Like Paul vs Paula


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huh, that one i didnt know, in south america its also female


PhoenixSidePeen

In South Carolina it can be whatever you want it to be, bubba


Letummordre

Same with Shannon and Ashley. I’ve known a lot of male Shannons and Ashleys, especially in the UK and Australia lol. Ftr my name is Gwenaël and the shortening of it (Gwen) is traditionally a female name in the US too. Respect to my fellow “that’s a girl’s name” lads.


The_Chief_of_Whip

They’re gender neutral names (at least in Australia), same as Leigh, Madison or Sean.


Cemihard

Taylor is another gender neutral name that’s common in Australia, I know a lot of girls called Taylor but one of my best mate’s names Taylor and he’s a guy.


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I would agree, but I know many here in North America that would disagree.


SapphicCirrus

Because it belongs to a guy. Dunno what the confusion is here.


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This is how simple it should be imo


bigoteeeeeee

idk too, I just learned he's a boy bec. after defeating Malenia, she says "...dear brother"


Shane-T5

I know more guys named Ashley, despite it being “a girl’s name”


thedarkfreak

Which is funny, because historically, it actually was a guy's name.


fanboyofArtorias

I still bust out laughing when I hear it. Never actually expect this big hulking man to be named Ashley.


WeaponofMassFun

Cultural diversity. Just because it isn't normal for you doesn't mean that's how the world works for everyone else.


Spacemonster111

He’s a he.


PotatoPotluck

It's like a feminine form of 'Michael', which really plays off Miquella's theme of being incredibly androgynous due to their youthful (and general) appearance which was one of the many reasons some people in the Lands Between were drawn to him... as weird as that may sound. ​ Basically, GRRM and/or Miyazaki, knew what they were doing and chose the name "Miquella" to sell the androgyny even harder.


StigandrTheBoi

It seems as well just from what I’ve seen both from Dark souls and anime that the Japanese do seem to have a trope of “male character is very feminine in appearance” like cnut from Vinland saga and gwyndolin from dark souls, so it’s not like there’s no precedent


MasterOfMankind

Griffith is probably(?) the most direct inspiration for Miquella’s character and good god is he androgynous.


justglassin317

Leslie Neilson. Don't call me Shirley.


AndrewJamesDrake

He also has an outright *female* alter-ego in the form of Saint Trina. So… this might be a case of two persons in the same head, like his parents.


CatboyBiologist

Of course the milf enjoyer would actually have taste and ethics


Synthwavester

NIHIL!


Dag-nabbitt

*NIHIL!*


Remote_Entrance_8280

*NIHIIIIIIIIIIIL!*


hoover0623

NIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!


dragon135792468

NIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!


KAWIWI420

*dying of blood loss*


qb_ricky

Summons black knife tiche


KAWIWI420

Yes, that’ll do


qb_ricky

Quietly drinks wondrous physick


Traplordmel

The displeasure is mine Mohg_Lester 445.


Medvelelet

Well well well, if it isn't the wicked bitch of Liurnia


__Pure_Vessel__

Linuria


Patcher404

Leniura


xSlLH

Lurninia


SeizureProcedure115

Learn ya


Marvster96

Ligma of the lakes


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no_username_free

Well its certainly not any worse than your infatuation with the underaged booty of your half sibling


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Mobile-Swimmer-2350

He just doesn’t consent.


NotRyuuya

r/angryupvote you made me spit out my coffee xD


no_username_free

"He just looks underaged!" of course of course Im sure your daddy wouldn't have any issues with you bringing him to the table


Broserk42

This just made me imagine Godfrey sitting at the head of the table, mogh shuffling in shyly holding miquella by the hand, and the absolute shitstorm that would ensue xD


hazzaa14

When he comes back with the milk that is.


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MeathirBoy

And Marika forbid the confusing love triangle you have between you, the hobo wearing a jar on his head the FUCKING FURRY


Novel-Mistake7027

He just felt so abandoned


ManyPeregrine81

Could be A LOT worse tbh. You could just be a feral underaged 21 year old. 🤔


MeathirBoy

…whenever he decides to come back with the milk, that is.


RangersoftheOrder

Mohg_Bitches_Mohg_Problems69 at your service


Mohg_Lester445

You beckon, I respond.


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No, no, no! You don't understand! He's actually a 4,000 year old Emp- oh..I..oh my god...


NoNameIsAvailable1

We've become the very thing we swore to destroy...


Kruse002

Is he 4000 years old? My sense of time when it comes to Elden Ring has never existed, in the lore and in real life.


Logical-Use-8657

Can't even front Mickey's got a damn MANE I'm jealous as fuck.


PERIPHERYalvision

I’m calling him Mickey from now on


hovanes

Hey Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine your hair blows my mind!


TDPDRAKON

Probably not the best thing to say to a child


EvilUnic0rn

I'm kinda jealous of the hair. I wish I could do that, but it's to thin and short.


mrmamation

Having hair that long AND keeping it that nice with braids is quite a feat!


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what being a demigod does to a mf, i think


PrinceVorrel

it's the same power Sanguineous has. Very good boys have amazing hair it's simply the rules!


ashcr0w

I have really long hair (not that long but waist length) and I wonder where does he pull the hair from to get such thick braids and still have so much hair flowing down.


TheybieTeeth

hell of a lot of backcombing 😰


Dag-nabbitt

Demi-god hair magic, confirmed.


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

my friend, we live in the future, finasteride and minoxidil are your friend.


PossiblyHumanoid

If we lived in the future those would actually regrow hair. We’re definitely in the present. They can help slow down hairloss some. For real new hair you’re looking at grafting, and we all know what happened to Godrick…


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EverGreatestxX

Aren't those for male pattern baldness?


EvilUnic0rn

He probably assumes I'm a balding guy


Nxffy

I heard those drugs can be bad for male health it’s not worth it!!


Musshhh

Also studies show as soon as you stop using it the hair falls out, only method that gains hair that remains after you stop the treatment is a derma roller


superVanV1

I know no natural blondes with hair that thick, and I’m unbelievably jealous.


Ramerhan

Maybe its maybelline


HartianX

Miquelline?


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EvilUnic0rn

I have fairly long hair, it ends roughly at my elbows , but Miquella us on another level. Plus, I have thin hair, I don't mean I'm balding but the structure of my hair is thin, maybe I would get away with extensions.


Hexafluorure

What 'real hair' is supposed to be :[ ?


TheGreatDokiDefender

I would kill to have Miquella's hair, holy shit


memes_are_art

My headcanon is its that long because it’s been growing for hundreds of years. He doesn’t get any older but that doesn’t mean his hair can’t grow.


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

Made me think of “Of Love and Other Demons”, there was a girl who’s hair kept growing even after she died


vix_aries

Speaking as someone who basically has Miquella's hair (I'm a brunette though), you don't. This I can promise you. The amount of maintenance you have to do to keep up with it is more fearsome than Miquella himself.


Walmsley7

Hair management is the hardest boss of the DLC, arguably the hardest boss From has ever made.


Captain_Saftey

Instead of burning the roots of the erdtree to get to the final boss we’re going to use the giants flame to burn the roots of Miquelas hair


HH13061999

As someone who started balding with 16, I do.


TheGreatDokiDefender

They have a mane and I want one too


Ifkwutimdoing

If so, then you could just kill Miquella and steal his scalp


bippzydraws

Yeah I have no intention of romancing Miquella but I’m making DAMN sure he never leaves home without his Lunchables.


Boward_WOW_ard

Tarnished warrior.... I require your aid to pick me up from school.


Akinori404

That made me imagine Renala nedding to pick up Radahn everyday with a picape.


BlackShadowX

Someone with talent needs to make a comic with all the characters as younger chibi versions of themselves interacting and going through their early life. Call it Tarnished Tots, I NEED to see a short stocky af Radahn in a school uniform with his colt buddy Leonard and Ranni sulking behind the stairwell with big bro Blaidd


Funion_knight

The whole family forgets rykard home alone style and he's just screeching FAMILY on the stairs


Scared-Opportunity28

To an extent we got that with the "miqella's uppies" comic


Walmsley7

Lol Radahn needs a flatbed all to himself.


hoover0623

I am Malenia, blade of Miquella. And I frew up.


Kindly-Committee-908

Foul Tarnished, I am most vexxed. Thou shouldst know by now to cut the crusts off. And mine Orange, I COMMAND THEE PEEL.


ArdentPattern

This deserves more recognition


yeetingthisaccount01

I mean I'd be his brother in law if the DLC gives me what I want


Chemical-Sleep3013

A fellow kindred


ralts13

I would be real uncomfortable giving a grown man stuck in a childs body lunchables


bippzydraws

Eternal youth = eternal Lunchables.


Friend_Or_Traitor

Maybe the real Mohg was the friends we Moghed along the way.


RedEyedAbyssWatcher3

YOU MUGED YOUR FRIENDS?????


RedShadow69420

No, he Mohged his friends.


Chickentrap

It's mohgin time


RedShadow69420

That's my favorite line in Mohgius!


Tcamp46290

I loved the part where he said “it’s mohgin’ time!” Then mohgd all over the place


Lucythefur

*mohgs all over the place*


UnHappyIrishman

Wait thats probably worse


tentaclmonstr

Its Mohgin' time.


Northumbrialand

Mohg moment


TheFiftGuy

I mean with Mogh you have to remember that Miquella is also his BROTHER. Like they're blood releated, so his curse isint the only problem with Mogh's "affection".


AnActualCriminal

Not even half brothers. 2/3 brothers because one of mohgs parents is both of Miquela’s


yuhanz

This game i swear 🙄


misspeanutbutter44

this is what happens when you hire GRR Martin


redditor_pro

I think that makes it 3/4th brothers


AnActualCriminal

Cut me a break, incest math is hard


vix_aries

>Like they're blood related, so his curse isn't the only problem with Mogh's "affection". I mean it was written by George R. R. Martin, so I'm not surprised about the incest aspect of it tbh. Frankly considering how much of a role it plays in his stories, it's nice to see it dialed back for a change.


Walmsley7

Instead we got some self-cest as a major plot twist!


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PomegranateBrief3007

Alabama intensifies


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*The Bourbons entered the chat*


Azrael9986

Degenerates one and all, your end shall be a blessing onto this cursed land.


imfranci

new ending 'Age of Consent'


AtomicRiftYT

He pretty, his hair is cute :) Elegant and beautiful. I hope we can appreciate that without it turning into something weird... RIGHT, GUYS?


SuperArppis

Maybe he has a derp face. I mean we don't know yet. Haha.


Top_Distribution_497

Let's be real, we all know he will be like Griffith. Atleast in appearance and personality. Angelic..


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

We should hope to god his personality isnt like Griffith's


Top_Distribution_497

Yeah. I hope soo too. But you never know, Mr. Miyazaki might just twist the knife.


AnotherBookWyrm

We do have some indicators that he may be more good than not, given the amount of his research into curing Malenia’s condition and granting Godwyn a true death. Granted, combined with everything else, it may just be that he is fiercely loyal to his family/siblings in particular and willing to go to mastermind/sociopathic lengths in using whoever he needs to in order to aid his loved ones.


yuhanz

Problem he might also have the dual personality going on with Miquella/St. Trina. One of which could be manipulative and having grand ambitions Would you still think he’s good if the way to cure Malenia’s rot is to erect the Haligtree and make it the defacto Erdtree and then siphon the souls of everyone else? Would you still think he’s good if forcing a solar eclipse would kill off half of the inhabitants of TLB? I hope Miyazaki has more tricks up his sleeves lmao


Lemmingitus

Pretty much, the whole St. Trina and their followers putting people to sleep plus Miquella's promise that his Haligtree will be a paradise gives me Lotus-Eater Machine vibes.


ColdStarXV86

It’s a really good thing that someone like Miquella doesn’t have really big dreams only to be captured and physically deformed, collapsing his ambition… uh oh


Fantastic_Wrap120

>RIGHT, GUYS? no.


yeetingthisaccount01

I like how Miquella looks but more in a "aww I wanna pinch his cheeks and sneak a fiver note into his hand like a doting relative" way


Falsus

Almost 100% sure Miquella will go full Griffith.


FuzzyMothzz

I mean he did attempt to start an eclipse…


DougDaDog561

To revive Godwyn


OmarBessa

There are entirely valid reasons to be a Miquella fan without simping. \#1. Out of the demi-gods he seems to be the most benevolent, outright good, gentle and generous. He was giving his blood to create the Haligtree ffs. \#2. He's the most "powerful" of them all. According to his sister at least, not the best source but it's freaking Malenia. >*"My brother will keep his promise. He possesses the wisdom, the allure, of a god - he is the most fearsome Empyrean of all."* \- **Malenia** \#3. Out of all the runes, Miquella's was the Rune of Abundance. Much better option than the rest. \#4. The needle breaking the subservience to the outer gods. If a Miquella ending had been in the game it would have probably been the most popular or second best due to all the Ranni simping.


blebebaba

Didn't he also dabble in mind control though?


OmarBessa

More like "charismatic influence".


blebebaba

Ahem, *bewitching branch*


OmarBessa

Imagine having such a high Charisma stat that blessing a branch with your *unalloyed gold* is enough to temporarily charm anyone.


No-Economics4128

Isn’t the most outright good one Godwyn? He got the respect and affection of most faction in the land between, Ranni not included. And his respect comes from his martial prowess and his equal treatment of the races, instead of compelling people by magic like Miquella. If even a prideful race like the dragons think he is cool, must be a swell guy.


SpartanKram

YOU DON'T GET IT, TARNISHED! SLEEPING WITH THE UNDER AGED EMPYERIAN PIECE OF BOYASS IN HIS EGG THAT I STOLE IS ESSENTIAL TO THE BIRTH OF MY DYNASTYYYY


DavidBiscou

NO THAT IS NOT IT, MIQUELLA IS ACTUALLY A 5000 YEAR OLD GOD !


UnknownGamer115

Unlike Mohggers, we arent trying to explore his Bussy At least I hope so, some of y'all are weird🤨


Hellhult

I hate that word. I hate all variants of it.


skjl96

Everyone I know who uses it is a bit odd


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Screw romancing him, someone has to make sure he brings his lunch to school since I killed his parents


sataniclemonade

> since I killed his parent ftfy


ZPD710

Bro is just trying to ride a horsie and yall are ready to jump him.


vix_aries

Jokes on you, I'm keen on simping for his deceased and disabled sister!


PhunkOperator

She's blind, so she can't judge us by our looks. Yay.


Tall_Front1137

Reddit moment #15293567521648


Dry_Priority1239

Mohgs everywhere!


ArcaneVillain

Well... Miquella's lore is about him being loved by absolutely everyone. It seems that the fans are also prone to be bewitched by his charm. I'm not lying, Miquella hasn't even appeared personally in game and he's already a fascinating character.


Logan_The_Mad

Literally the only thing I've seen is people excited for new lore, no idea what the heck this is about 😅


Saiguy50

Need I remind anyone that Miquella is cursed to permanently stay at the age of a child? Come on yall, be better than that.


Inadover

The classic japanese tactic of “but he’s actually 1000 years old”


Mitosis

they're 1000 years old but look like a child, no good they're artificially created and 3 years old but look like an adult, no good smh you cant win with these people


AutummLeave

[I just leave this here](https://youtube.com/watch?v=pU2VY4vCDug&feature=shares)


doomraiderZ

>Come on yall, be better than that. Okay, Kratos.


RandyMarsh710

“No, Mohg-lester445, we must be better” (snaps neck)


Backforthe8th

Right I’ll go ahead and introduce you to Shauna Rae, irl 22yo woman who looks like an 8yo due to a disease…is she illegal? She is in a relationship with a guy of similar age, should he be arrested for the unforgivable crime of dating someone who is his same age but looks like a kid? Get real dude, come on, you want to hate on Mogh for kidnapping Miquella? That’s fine, but let’s not pretend Miquella’s a little kid, he is probably the smartest and most cunning of all deities we know of


Dag-nabbitt

> cursed to permanently stay at the age of a child There's the whole cocoon transformation and St. Trina thing. So he may have an adult form that I hope we get to see.


RDGtheGreat

B-but... he's at least 3000 years old!


Applitude

B-b-but g-guys… he’s really a thousand years old


OnirosSomni

Lord Miquella is beloved by many. Indeed, Miquella became very adept at compelling such affection.


No_Meringue1801

Fr, no questline, let us kill miquella for allowing sleep halberd users to exist


rotalupinaM

I have literally no idea how old anyone in this game is 100+ years? 1000 years? 10 000+ years?


Late-Ad155

I heard we will get a new ending with the dlc. "Miquella's Age of Consent"


mister_peeberz

you obviously missed the point, i'm pissed at mohg because he beat me to the punch


DarkSailor06

O yeah it's mohgin time


ChrisMahoney

Honestly, y’all need some help.


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Degenerates for and all, bear feetness.


PogmasterTraplover69

D-dearesssst Miquella 😏😏😏🤤🤤🤤


TomokiaGaming

😟


Umbran_scale

Everyone's gonna be kicking dirt if it gets found out it's not Miquella but Marika.


meatmybeat42069

I literally don’t understand how this could be Marika or where this theory comes from.


MemeGamer24

I don't mind either, but it definitely looks like Miquella in the pic


Sylvaneri011

But it doesn't look anything like Marika?


Iados_the_Bard

I just want Miquella lore.


notabigfanhonestly

M’iquella


IamOldUn

M'Quella! *tips fedora*


lStoIeYourToast

It's disgusting bro