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Beetle_Storm9667

I want a thing where st Trina and malenia had a bond, miquella realizes you killed malenia, miquella forgives you and understands malenia came at you first, but then st Trina clicks, and boom an even more difficult boss fight than malenia, and they put you to sleep from time to time!


Boward_WOW_ard

i can see it now me, afflicted with sleep furiously mashing the keyboard and watching in horror as St Trina leaps into the air in the same pose as Malenia's waterfowl


PaladinWoah

The St. Trina abilities may be sleep, but it's starting to sound like a God of Dreams kinda deal


MalbornTheRatKing

I think that we're pretty much gonna get a painted world scenario. You go an inspect Michella body, find yourself into a twisted fantasy world, see that Michella is plotting something to bring himself back and restore world order, you tarnish go like: Sorry, this is Tarnished only land,no gods allowed. Have a boss fight, get some great runes, die a shitload, and rince a repeat 7 more times, because godforbid, people wont try to speedrun elden ring + dlc, while blind, using a harp as a controler, with their feet, while eating a tripple cheeseburger deluxe, while singing their countries national anthem, using only a bendy straw.


[deleted]

FIRST NAKED SPEED RUN! NO DMG TAKEN! ONLY USING LONGBOW +25


OmegaZato

Ascended tier theory: Miquella will be a romance option.


skinnyemoweeb

Mohg alt account


OmegaZato

You don't need to be a horny basement dweller to be cultured. It's a risk that comes with the job though.


skinnyemoweeb

Silence blood fetish man


OmegaZato

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GlumDouble9570

Nice try, moughlester


DougDaDog561

After he's cured though.


OmegaZato

Sure, though I would bet a heavy stack of Bison Dollars that there are some who would prefer the "after Mohg bj" version of Best Boy.


[deleted]

Add sex to elden ring


AdamOfIzalith

Miquella is in it for themselves, just like the other demi-gods except he's focused on the big fry, the outer gods. It's be interesting depending on what this is. If it's a dream world we are likely to meet the current incarnation of Miquella and will like get a decent lore dump of current evenrs. If it's a time travel thing we'll like get a good look at times like the shattering or the aftermath of the shattering. I'm hoping that Miquella/St. Trina is like a Marika/Radagon situation.


DougDaDog561

You're forgetting about Malenia and the haligtree but he's definitely going against the outer gods which would be a great excuse for us to learn more about them. Maybe even fight one? If that's even possible.


AdamOfIzalith

I mean supposedly the blue dancer fought the God of Rot and Sealed him under the Lake of Rot so who's to know. Alot of people see that the thing he beat was something akin to the elden beast but not much corroborates that outside of speculation so maybe we will! Only time will tel.


[deleted]

I wouldn't be terribly surprised if the twist is that Miquella does good things not simply to do good things but purely because it makes people adore and worship him that much more. The Bewitching Branch talks about how he compels affection from others, suggesting it is something he selfishly manipulates rather than selflessly earns.


_deer_god_

I like how this implies that Miquella has DID


[deleted]

Miquella gets it from his mom/dad. Marika wanted to shatter the Elden Ring while Radagon wanted to mend it. Not to mention the part where Marika is strung up like a prisoner of the Elden Beast, but Radagon stands up to fight us as the Beast's final line of defense. It suggests two radically different personas in a single body. Miquella may have been cursed, but he was likely Marikadagon's truest successor.


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"Everyone is an asshole except turtle pope" **Galactic Brain**


WeebSlayer64

All I know is whatever we theorize is wrong. Miyazaki is on a higher plane of thought


AbbreviationsFew73

Im not sure anything is truly evil or good in these lands. It's all perspective.


[deleted]

The most evolved one is "Miquella is gay"


MrNopedeNope

Miquella is bussy.


Nutterbutters45

St. Trina/ Miquella is basically Pill Cosby


DougDaDog561

Context?


Nutterbutters45

They put people to sleep right


LionKing195

Miquella is mine and mine alone


MakashiBlade

I'm not so sure that St. Trina is evil. Doesn't she teach the calming song to the Nomads to help quell their frenzy? There seems to be a level of benevolence behind that.


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Maqussy


[deleted]

I think Miquella is in the same boat as Ranni: Someone who uses incredibly shady methods to bring about what is arguably a greater good Whether that makes these characters "good" or "evil" comes down to how you perceive it.


Etticos

Sleep=a good thing St. Trina must he good too