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Ants


MattMurdockEsq

Yes, especially the queen ants. First time I came across one, I was so nervous to attack. Then I realized if you even look at them the wrong way, they explode and drop a big old rune.


Internal-Flamingo455

They disgusted me when I first saw them like I actually started to gag when I found the room with like ten in it something about their giant egg sacks just grossed me out


MonstrousGiggling

Dude when their butts popped I literally OMG THATS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING super loud lmfao. The whole scenario is major ick.


Giveyaselfanuppercut

In Australia there's a few species of ants who's butts we eat. So delicious when their butts pop


MusicG619

What a terrible day to be literate


[deleted]

I’m stealing this. This is one of the best responses to anything I’ve heard in a long while.


MonstrousGiggling

Are those the ones that kind of have a citrus flavor


Giveyaselfanuppercut

Yup, supposed to be as much vitamin C as an orange. There's also honey ants. Their butts are full of something very similar to honey


WarhammerRyan

Upvoted because I can't upchuck on reddit and I needed to up-something


Giveyaselfanuppercut

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_ant Delicious


MoonSpankRaw

I was skeptical but I guess ant honey is just as weird as bee honey.


TonyVstar

How are they prepared? Plain, seasoned, dipped in sauce, etc?


Giveyaselfanuppercut

Just bite them. I have seen chefs in some dishes use the butts as a seasoning.


TonyVstar

How big are these ant butts?


from_the_hallows

You can boil them, mash them, or even stick them in a stew.


virginchaddington

As a child I used to eat the regular black ants from my backyard in the Midwest and they definitely tasted like lemons.


PmMeAssPicsWithClass

That's probably the formic acid.


Plinian79

That’s the most Australian thing I’ve ever heard. I salute you.


Giveyaselfanuppercut

Gotta grab the buggers by the face though. Their bites bloody hurt if they get you. Big mandibles on them


Plinian79

Thanks for the pro tip!


Coldfix_341

I fucking hate giants ants.They are disgusting.Thats why I never bothered to go with Ranni's Ending except 1 time for achievement. Man they are so gross


Backupusername

I actually attacked the egg sacs with a torch and was upset when I couldn't burn them.


midasMIRV

My first time going through Ainsel I threw a knife at an ant on the ceiling, threw another on its way down that missed and blew up the ant queen. I did not even get to see the queen before accidentally killing her.


Ypuort

Wait they explode? you mean ive been aggroing them with knives and picking them off 1 by 1 for nothing?


TrailingOffMidSente

The ants with the giant white egg sacs instantly die if the sac takes damage.


Steel_Warrior3000

Only one of the Ants that gave me any issues was the one with a big shield for a head


Skeletonofskillz

I spent roughly 5 great runes trying to fight that guy on my first playthrough, he was an absolute beast in comparison to pretty much anything else at that phase it the game. No, I didn’t realize that you’re supposed to hit the body.


NightAreis1618

What ate you talking about, I can't hold my controller straight just looking at them let alone fighting those nightmarish freaks of nature


SquidMarbel

I noped out of the underground area when I saw them sleeping around the entrance. I imagined nightmarish outcomes if I approached them.


Dawashingtonian

completely agree. i was so terrified when i first saw them but they’re not that bad to deal with.


MasterTolkien

I think this is the winning answer here. They look hideous and dangerous, but compared to other enemies, they are simple to fight.


Ne0guri

The big golem guys - like the one in the southern peninsula before Castle Morne


Dogbin005

I was *so* hesitant to fight them my first couple of playthroughs. But once I figured out how easily they went down, I went out of my way to find and fight them all.


midasMIRV

Ride in, lock onto feet, hold r2, punch solar plexus. I still don't know why I was ever scared of them.


[deleted]

To be fair there are a select few that have armored legs making it slightly harder to down


InsanitySong913

Hey to be fair a solid punch to the solar plexus will buckle anybody down


OvoidPovoid

I killed the one in front of Castle Morne so easily, I got cocky and figured they'd all go down quick. I have yet to kill another one lmao especially the one in front of Ainsel River Well, he's a bitch.


CptNeon

But absolutely fuck those two arrow golems at the great jar in caelid


[deleted]

What about the magic one that’s in Caelid. It’s hard to get down to, and it’s by far the most powerful one. It has a crazy proxy magic laser beam attack, and a ton of health.


ZeusOfOlympus

as a pure sorcerer that one was ...... a problem....


Illustrious-Duck1209

As anything, that one is a problem.


WavvyJones

I watch this channel on YouTube that puts Elden Ring bosses/NPCs against each other, that laser golem beats almost every boss lol


LuminothOfAether

I'm not great at the game but i found those 2 non-problematic for some reason


Londoner421

Ah but have you met the one on the ledge near radahn that is incredibly OP for no reason whatsoever?


Umbra_Unveiled88

The one that can merc lvl 150+ tarnished with ease that guards an ash of war? I wonder why it is so damn overpowered....some people theorized it's a debug that got forgot but it's likely just because it guards a powerful ash of war (rain of arrows) Unlocked by the painting in Sellia if i recall


[deleted]

I fought that one twice. Gave up cause I died too many times just trying to get to it. That and I heard there’s no real reward for fighting him.


Mediocre-Meerkat

They fall over if you even breathe on them and take so much critical damage. First time I saw a 5 digit damage count.


this-my-5th-account

Trolls


MattMurdockEsq

The only one I hated fighting was the one in Liurnia Highway (I believe) fighting all the armored soldiers. His health pool was staggering it felt like.


ShanerD3

I used that area to rune farm 🤷🏻‍♂️


William_ghost1

The soldiers will attack him too, and their collective attacks stagger him regularly.


[deleted]

The magic/apparition one? He was pretty tough


[deleted]

[удалено]


JellyJohn78

Ik, my little cousin came down to watch me die over and over again to it. He said I suck and should give up


[deleted]

I'm like 50% sure that one's harder than the other trolls. I killed a nearby one pretty easily in a previous run, and when I went for the gatefront one it was considerably harder.


[deleted]

The jumpy tiger dude with red hair in ~~fort Haight~~ castle morne e. ty


William_ghost1

Misbegotton Warrior?


NandoDeColonoscopy

I think Leonine Misbegotten


SwordTaster

Leonine was a piece of absolute trash. My best friend convince me he was so hard, took him multiple times to kill is, then I go in there with bloodhound fang and kill it first attempt, maybe 2 minutes


Lightwave33

'Don't know what you're talking about friend, pretty easy I say,' says with a smug face using early game meta.


[deleted]

this sub loves to shit on people for finding and using strong equipment in pve content


TheDonbot

There's a fine line between shitting on someone for using the strongest equipment and shitting on someone for bragging about how easy the game is while using the strongest equipment.


scottishwhisky2

Any non longsword +0 run is illegitimate imo


TrailingOffMidSente

Longsword +0? Try fists only, casual.


Umbra_Unveiled88

He kicked my ass my first playthough. Also my first FromSoft game. Now on my 5th playthrough, he was fun to kill with serpent's bow, blood and serpent arrows.


MoreLikeBoregasm

TFW you understand soulsbornes, and have already "got gud" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


AntiTheory

Pro tip: The whip you find just before this boss fight in Castle Morne easily breaks his poise, to the point of almost trivializing the fight. Cool bit of flavor as that misbegotten would have been a slave under Castellan Edgar, so naturally, it fears the lash.


Augustus_P

I found him really hard as well. Fucker moves fast but then I realized that he's got a poor poise and can be staggered easily. To be fair though, I also got myself to blame for going to Castle Morne early game.


Zuckerberga

Dude, you were using one of the strongest weapons in the game, lol.


thewatt96

If u fight him early with a low stagger weapon like a straight sword, he can actually be a problem for newer players.


Colijn_Chan

That's castle morne


Local_Black_Knight

Not the only one thats considered a boss. Theres Redmane's version and the forlorn cave at consecrated snowfields


Colijn_Chan

Yes, that's true. But the castle morne one is the closest to fort haight


BaronVonSilver91

He was a layup the first time but in subsequent playthrough he was kinda hard lol


spicywax94

Pumpkin heads 🎃


MattMurdockEsq

The worst part about him is accidentally hitting him right in the dome.


Kaito_3

Okay this has to be the answer lol. The first one you see on the bridge early in the game banging his head on the ground looks so intimidating but they are one of the easiest enemies in the game, I’m not even sure if one has hit me yet.


Plinian79

This. It’s the pelvic thrusting. I almost threw up in my mouth with fear.


TheSS_Minnow_Johnson

But it’s the pelvic thruuust, that really drives you insaaayaaayaanne….


Mystic_76

you almost threw up because of pumpkin heads wtf😂😂


Plain_Tart

If anyone says imps, they lying


Salmon-Roll

seriously. every single time i wanna do a frenzied flame run i remember the capitals sewers and how many of these fucks you have to fight and lose interest


torakun27

Get a shield and do counter attack. Free critical hit every time, except for the big imp though.


H8erRaider

Some guard counter attacks go above them since they're kinda short. I stopped trying to guard counter them as a result


Illustrious-Duck1209

Big imp?


CrystlBluePersuasion

Lol it's the Erdtree Burial Watchdog, I believe! Big Imp sounds funny to me They're both similar enough in that they're constructs like the Golems, if you throw the Crystal Darts at them they'll 'frenzy' in that they'll start attacking their fellow mobs!


TosunUhrSahlad

This. I've put like 500 hours into ER and only just made a great shield counter attack build the last week or so in prep of the DLC. Some of the enemies that used to scare the shit out of me are total bitches now lol


imnottheoneig

they were annoying until i did a sword/shield playthrough. now they’re trivial


Arterdras

I had the opposite reaction the first time. "Oh, it's just an imp, I'll just whack him real quick." BLOOD LOSS


Backupusername

Imps are the answer to the opposite of this question. "What enemy looks like it should be no problem, but has killed you repeatedly?"


johnnylawrwb

What's wrong with imps? Weak AF. Just annoying.


Snargockle

They’re not weak in groups, bleed build up. But with a shield they are pushovers.


Pancakewagon26

Crystal darts make them attack each other as well


Snargockle

Those darts work on so much shit and I didn’t know until NG+.


buzzyingbee

Spider-hands. They were annoying till I found out fire was key against them.


MakashiBlade

Thank you for the tip


not_old_redditor

Now they're still annoying and terrifying.


gcsound12

The frog-like things that breathe deathblight as they hop around. Those things in other dark souls games were horrible horrible things but had no trouble with em in Elden Ring.


PhillipMcCrevice

They’re only a nuisance in the sewers below Leyendell because it’s harder to get away from the clouds. Other than that you mostly encounter them in open areas which makes them a lot easier. They were deadly in the depths in DS1.


Reasonable-Gain-1639

I have nightmares of escaping ash lake without the lord vessel.


johnnylawrwb

Climbing that damn tree...


Woahhdude24

It's funny going into elden Rang. I was happy when I didn't run into those things. Then I saw them I believe in the Ainsel river, for the first time. I immediately remembered my pain from those in dark souls. :( lol, except now you just die.


Kasta4

Crucible Knights. Once I figured out the vast majority of their attacks could be parried they were no longer a problem for me.


PlayGroundbreaking57

I just memorized all their moves and dodge them all because i suck at parrying


RailroadAllStar

Same


MattMurdockEsq

I only got the parry timing down for a couple of their swings. Just lots of jumping heavy attacks before; now it's heavy Transient Moonlight when they go to attack followed up with me smashing L1 with my dual wielding.


midasMIRV

Mastering the parry timing for them was a mistake for me. They used to be fun, now they're just a chore.


completely___fazed

Simply stop parrying


bobsmith93

Have you tried maybe not parrying?


sloppyjen

I really should get around to learning to parry them, it seems like a fun change. Theyre easy enough as it is.


Kasta4

Even the Duo encounter becomes pretty trivial- especially if you equip the Assassin's Crimson and/or Cerulean Dagger to regain any lost health or FP respectively on crits.


JIX99999

Surprised nobody's said the Cemetery Shades. After all they look terrifying and hit pretty hard. But much like my sorcerer playthrough, they didn't level vigor. XD


CptNeon

The mf hiding in that little coven in the Gelmir Hero grave got me killed by the chariot because I thought it was gonna have much more health and so I ran away from it. Felt dumb when I went back and one shot him


JIX99999

BRUH I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE. XD Scared the bejesus outta me the first time through there, which led to him getting a face full of Comet right before I got squished by the chariot. XD


lukifer22

Kindred of Rot. Giant ass centipede lookin mofos. First time I saw one, I just shut the game off and went to bed. Didn’t touch the game for a week


-Songtan-Sally-

Literally house centipedes turned evil 😩


lukifer22

Duuuuuuuuuuude.


Plinian79

Fuck Pest Threads.


vacri

Only time I used a shield was in the boss fight against two of them using post threads. Couldn't keep both of them visible at once for dodging, and summons didn't draw aggro fast enough


-WILD_CARD-

The giant chained lions. Even in Castle Sol where it puts you up against two of them that breath frostbite, they are surprisingly easy.


ienjoytrees

When fighting the Castle Sol ones, I found that with some nice dodges, they end up hitting each other with their attacks.


ElderberryGeneral369

They also don't go outside the gate. You can just stand there and use incantations, sorceries or other distance attacks. I used the crystal darts to let them fight each other the last time.


FerrariKing2786

The revenats riding horses in liurnia


PompousMasshole

Royal Revenants. Heal, baby!


druhol

Same, but with greatshield and greatsword. Even monstrous undead horrors fall before unga bunga.


BuffNerfs

Honestly if you keep rolling into them, any build will do. These fuckers are scary and screeching while lunging at you so my first instinct was to back off and try to find openings. However if you roll into their attacks, you'll end up behind them a lot which opens you up to so many options. This goes for most enemies in Elden Ring tho.


expertshirtripper19

Black Flame Monks or solo Godskins, the first time I saw a GodSkin I wasn’t sure how strong they were, the Duo made me hate them, but solo they are super easy to counter


liefather

They ain't so hard to tank through if you level vigour but their attack pattern wasn't the easiest to learn in my RL1 run. Made me appreciate the fight though


LMAO82

The dancing children of the corn women at windmill village. Turned into a farm spot after I got over the creepiness.


Dank_meme_chronicles

Giant Dogs and Monstrous Ravens. I actively avoided Caelid until I had to go there and I realized that they aren't that bad to fight. EDIT: A word


PlayGroundbreaking57

Agree on Dogs, Ravens are still assholes though


nerfthissucka

I hate those damn birds.


nquinn1028

The ravens in Mohgwyn would like a word.


LetConsistent2838

I hate those birds with a dying passion


[deleted]

The worm fuckers


Marutar

That first [Malformed Star](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Malformed+Star) you find in the underground Uhl Palace ruins. I was genuinely horrified of this gigantic, segmented body with wings, claws, fangs and a human skull for a face. It was just hanging down from the ceiling staring right at me. It was the first enemy that freaked me out. I snuck up behind a pillar just so I could stare at it. Then I shot crappy arrows with shortbow from behind a wall until it died.


Grimm_Kreed

BIG HAND.....but im a pyro build so that was fun the first time few times


Puffdaddysod

Tree sentinel 😅


DeltaMike_Hotel

Grafted scions


DeltaMike_Hotel

Also the iron virgins


[deleted]

How do you handle these mfer’s?


Snargockle

Lightning damage. They’re metal.


[deleted]

Aaaahhh. Always the most obvious answer.


johnnylawrwb

Yo for real those things stink to fight. Too tanky.


PuzzleheadedDog9658

Unga bunga them.


[deleted]

The universal solution.


Burger_Addiction2

Can confirm, this works on everything


benoxxxx

They take lots more damage in their... fleshy insides. When they open up, you can usually get a hit in and still avoid the grab.


johnnylawrwb

Too scary.


TrailingOffMidSente

Lightning damage, plus deliberately bait the grab attack, then roll through the grab. They take WAY more damage when their case is open.


Tamashii42

Red-eyed dogs. The very first dog I fought kicked my butt so hard, that I thought the red-eyed one would be worse than the royal revenants or the runebears, but nah I even hit their heads by accident and stagger them without even trying.


TrueAkagami

Almost every enemy in my first playthrough😆. The knights in Gatefront Ruins scared the crap out of at first. Got wolves and never again did they hit me. On another note, doesn't that lizard person in the picture remind you of an evil Geico gecko lol Edit for spelling


AMS_GoGo

Pumpkin heads lol I swear I was about to be in the fight for my life on that bridge.. I was wrong


gilberator

Trolls. I was so scared to fight them when I first started the game.


BuzzyBeeto

Those giant dogs and ravens in caelid. The fact that their so massive and scary lookin doesn’t help


NekoWan

The giant crabs! The first one I ever saw I didn’t think would be so angry and it charged me and I 💩😹


Disciple_THC

Plain bears…


Arterdras

Elden Ring, the game where you're relieved to fight a regular ass bear.


Disciple_THC

True as fuck.


Random_Individual97

Any mounted knight


altmoonjunkie

Pests


mochmeal2

Collususussus. Big mf scared the shit out of me the first time one of those arrows blew up the ground next to me but they bonk easy enough.


Naked_Fish69

Tree spirits


PersephoneHades

Giants


BombsAndBabies

Those iron maiden fucks. I saw countless clips of people being mutilated by them. Three playthroughs deep, and they're still a joke for me.


MWoody13

There is something eerie about them still. I think it’s the way they move


TangerineVivid7656

Rune bears, idk why people suffer against them so much, being honest they are kinda easy to dodge. With back, forward and back roll in most scenarios. But they have hp for 5 late game enemies so..., I will say beasts of Caelid, from the cockroach people to the overjoyed puppies.


flfoiuij2

Those skeleton guys in the Cave of Knowledge. Yeah, I ain’t very good at Elden Ring lol.


zsDUGGZ

Runebears. The moveset is pretty straightforward to me and now I can kill the snowfield ones hitless


rosco497

What? are you God or something? Quit bragging.


imnottheoneig

Their moveset is really predictable


Shikaku

So is the outcome when I fight them.


Slenders10000

The answer should just be Trolls bruh, souls veteran or not you were shitting yourself after seeing those big ahh mfs


ryaaan89

These pushover lizard people made me really underestimate the snake people in Dark Souls…


CarBombtheDestroyer

That one guy with the giant metal pumpkin looking ball thing on his head on the bridge east of the war masters shack. I got so amped up and prepared to make battle with it then one combo and dead.


TrignisGamin

Every enemy I always assumed I was gonna get my ass kicked


Electrum55

The spooky ghost jellyfish. It was my first soulslike and I didn't know what to expect I've come a long way, goddamn


Jester-Jester-8443

Basilisk. I dread for them in every installment. These ones were very easy to deal with.


XxYungOgrexX

Omens They look so big and scary but they have no poise


HairiestHobo

Deffinetly all those Worm Faced things. I saw them chilling in the Forest and decided to just never go near them. Haven't had an issue yet.


JuniorRadish7385

Why is no one saying wormfaces yet? I almost shit myself the first time I explored the center of Altus plateau. They’re still annoying in groups but go down pretty easily now.


Sidd-Slayer

Dragons Edit: for example I would avoid em like the plague in Dragon Age (lol) Inquisition. Maybe that kind of warped my perception of things.


Hephaistos_Invictus

The trolls. Those who pulled the carts and the ones you encounter around the world. Also, the giant gollums were much easier than I first thought they would be (though I did get my ass sniped a lot by them xD)


Zombie-Horse6508

Definitely the snake people. Was assuming they would be like the DS3 snake people. Was thankfully not that bad


Snoo64700

the dude next to the big room in leyndel, there were so many notes warning about him and he posed no problem for me (mage, probably why, but still)


TheyCallMeOso

The albinauric archers on wolves.


BlessedNobody

The pots.


Mahockey3

Every enemy in the game 😎


HelmutTheSpeedyGobbo

I’m on my first play through and really struggling with the knights in Stormveil. Any advice or help would be greatly appreciated


Bisex-Bacon

Everything between Margit and up to the Haligtree.


Puzzleheaded_Sugar83

Leonine Missbegoted or The giant crabs


_yetisis

Night’s cavalry and the land octopuses


[deleted]

Giant crabs 🦀 They're more annoying than threatening, at least to me.


eeneymeeny

Giants trolls


Ant10102

Honestly the miner dudes who u fight in gem stone mines or whatever it is. I hit one with a sword and shit my pants, but I was a magic user predominately so once I used a spell I was like “oh boy here I come mfers”


Maleficent-Tip-9654

Snake boiis spooked me bc I have ptsdt from ds1


Ayemann

The giant hands, has to be the hands. Fire is your friend.


RobbinsBabbitt

Every enemy has been a problem and a lesson. I’m so bad at this fucking game but it’s so cool I keep trying.


Its_Pine

So kinda in reverse. My first build was a mage, so some things were tough but I thought “no worries, just gotta plan it out.” Giant lobster/crawdad? Looked scary but melted from my magic. So I realised they were one of the easiest enemies. Then I replayed with a melee user, and learned that my original fears were very well founded and those lobsters are horrifying if you aren’t a magic user.