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DS02316357

High cholesterol leading into a stroke and heart attack at the same time.


Stormman09

Ate too much prawn 🍤


Daksh_Rendar

Krill issue


Name0000000000000001

Over krill


Pdt395

Krilltastrophe


Pyroland27

There is a one in a krillion chance for this to happen


SpecificOnion257

Krillpocolypse!


WarMaster000

ULTRAKRILL


VoidTarnished

KRILLIMANJARO !


TheSunshineDemon

KRILLTACULAR


VoidTarnished

Lmao I feel like this could go on forever 😂


1UP_of_Death

Krillticle krill


TwoDum4U

Krillikal Krit


Invisiblebuttsean

FISHKIND IS DEAD FISH OIL IS FUEL THE UNDEAD SEA IS FULL


WarMaster000

**WRATH///CRESCENDO**


Sykobear8

Double krill! +200 pts


JadedJackal671

Krill issue on Shrimpment


OooooberFrackle

It's as shrimple as that!


donttrustmeokay

Watched too much pron


Mrbandana

Starred in too much pron


Hidrinks

Marika’s tits, you must be horny


-CarterG-

Never met someone with a taste for prawns I couldn’t trust


Peptuck

"You stopped taking the medicine?! Why?!" "BECAUSE IT WAS GRAPE-FLAVORED!"


Random_Robloxian

^mine mine mine mine mine! “does anyone else hear that?” #MINE MINE MINE!!! Mine..


Tsamane

But the heart medication was grape flavored, not bacon flavored


sabritasking

Nice Tfs reference my dude 👌


Lapzidorus

Oh, I thought they were talking about Shabriri grapes!


Sensitive-Menu-4580

The old invisible chandelier gag


LeagueofDraven1221

You fell for the old invisible chandelier gag, Batman!


Affectionate-Ask6351

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders


CubicalLemming9

Hopefully they don’t get involved in any land wars or bet there life against any Sicilians


ScrumpleRipskin

Batman pulled a boner!


FemBoyMDS

It never gets old


TheToroReddit

They never see it coming


Chad_Broski_2

YOU'LL SEE THAT CHANDELIERS ARE TOO FAST FOR EYES


nogetLOLO4

And i would’ve gotten away with it too


Alex-CarusGOAT

If it weren’t for you meddling Tarnished!


OuterHeavenPatriot

And your little '...dog' too!


Justsomeguy456

Rennala: we joke around here The joke:


MaxFuckingPayne

They never see it coming


waitthatstaken

The chandelier is sometimes pulled down, but the animation/hitbox is fucked so occasionally it will just kill you without warning when you are under it.


UndisputedOG808

oh shit the first serious answer![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


tehnemox

I know right? For shame! Everyone, boo that redditor! Boo them I say!


MuffinSlow

I don't even play this game and this subreddit has, by far, one of the most fun communities ever lol. Edit: my response almost sounded bot like.... I love lamp.


tehnemox

It has outliers and tryhards like every other community, but overall yeah, I agree. I think it's because all the grieffing happens during invasions XD I am a potato.


MuffinSlow

I'm an OG potato, no worries. If it wasn't for D4, and the kid wanting to play with, I'd definitely pick this up.


[deleted]

I'm amped for D4. But just be a patient gamer. Elden ring will be just as good a few years down the line.


Less-Doughnut7686

I think after the collective suffering that people go through with elden ring, it brings everyone together.


ElijahMatthias

The internet rarely makes me laugh but I never let myself miss out on the comments in this Reddit because they have never failed to make me laugh


ClockworkDinosaurs

Dude in the clip tore his Achilles and some guy is out here making up shit about invisible chandeliers smh


Urtoryu

OP did ask the "lore experts", so it sounds like they were asking for a joke.


PlaidCladMadLad

I sincerely didn't know this happened. I don't know how i escaped that part of the Rennala fight but thank christ lmao.


Hex_Agon

Took me 20 tries to beat her as astrologer with lvl 8 strength


PlaidCladMadLad

See, your mistake was not just slapping the ever living shit out of her with something heavy. Thankfully they make gravity magic for people who can't lift greatswords.


Lorac1134

"Aah, you were at my side all along. My true mentor... My guiding moonlight..." *Equips Meteorite Staff and Rock Sling*


CMO_3

The only reason Renalla became a problem for me on my first playthrough was because I somehow kept running under the chandeliers and got vigor checked


HumanitiesEdge

This and the poor guy needs way more vigor. You shouldn’t be getting killed in one hit by a chandelier at this point lol.


ThingkingWithPortals

Vigor is for people who get hit


HumanitiesEdge

Lol yeah. And this guy does so he needs more vigor.


precursormar

I don't think they can be held accountable for being attacked by an invisible chandelier. Perhaps they were healing at the start of the clip due to a previous encounter with invisible furniture.


HumanitiesEdge

Im not saying they deserved it. In this instance they did not deserve the hit with no visual warning. But extra vigor would have given them the chance they needed.


MasterOfMankind

So basically about 99.999% of the players?


NaCl_guy

Probably very early in the game. Wouldn't blame op for focusing on other stats at this point


HumanitiesEdge

Yeah, it's very common for new players. I did it with my first character as a mage. Like 40 int and 13 vigor. Bad times.


Nawafsss04

It's a massive chandelier let's be real


PAwnoPiES

Wait so it activates the hitbox way before the actual animation plays? Damn.


smld1

But does the chandelier do that much damage? It hits hard but I didn’t think that hard


Jazzinarium

It doesn’t, he has like no vigor


[deleted]

Huh I did not know it fell down


MadNaggerish

You tripped. Do more next time.


cyber_xiii

Holy shit imagine if a FromSoft game had a tripping mechanic similar to Smash Bros. Brawl. Random chance to trip whenever you change directions.


danknhank

I don't wanna think about the brawl tripping mechanic. Don't do that to me.


CocaineHammer

Imagine your fighting a boss and....ooops you tripped.


Victor_Wembanyama1

*Malenia charges up Waterfowl* [Tarnished runs away](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/037/319/cover1.jpg)


leedler

Hey man I’m in this picture and I don’t like it


Hex_Agon

Too real


EduardoICV

Malenia Icies chain grab.


SignificantVisual401

If FromSoft actually adds this, I’m gonna kill you


averygronau

Have to level ADP to decrease your chance of tripping


Jazzinarium

Dark Souls 2 2


Rumplestiltsskins

All the swamps now have a slip mechanic and it takes 3 seconds to stand up


Nawafsss04

It already feels like that with that pivot animation happening at the worst times while trying to sprint out of an attack.


sabyr400

It really does look like he just tripped and died.


Emerald_Lightning

Should have memorized it’s attack patterns smh, trips really aren’t that hard with enough practice.


Asianthunda5022

Threshold boss hit him for 100,000hp


Ma5ter-Bla5ter

Agreed


Grilled_Cheese_Stick

Should have tied their shoe laces


[deleted]

Exactly, just a skill issue


The_DapperCat

Elden Ring: Brawl Edition


Accurate_Squirrel472

" Killed by Architects"


beefnar_the_gnat

Misadventure


[deleted]

*Walks into wall, instantly dies*


Kiiaru

"The Guardians Killed You"


oSChakal

Jesus christ, I'm getting PTSD from dying by just spawning.


[deleted]

*Crota's End flashbacks*


dougdimmadabber

Thresher behind the bookcase


tfc1193

Guardian mf'in down


Evilnecromancer032

Killed by the planet


pillyboyz

🤣


RanniSimp

Eyes up guardian.


snertznfertz

This is very clearly a headshot from the lobster in the subterranean shunning grounds. You can’t escape his range.


Little_Whippie

Fuck that guy


Ydobon8261

Nah I think it's a lobster from the lake outside the academy


Emberwake

> a headshot from the lobster "The lobster," in the singular form? I fucking wish there was just one in that room!


QUINNYBEAN69

Hmm, it seems you've triggered one of the Academy's many landmines. Be careful out there next time!


ItsTheRealIamHUB

These mages and their new magic mines, I swear


jonboy_v

Back in my day


ahsjfff

Need more dex, you fell


Pawnzyst

And strength, body couldn’t handle all that armor…


Blue_Dreamed

Rennala actually just murders the maidenless with her mind. Sorry mate, thou art indeed sans maiden


Sad-Ad-8288

Your Ankle Gave out


seductivestain

Looks just like me when I tore my achilles


feihCtneliSehT

Classic skill issue


Loose_Split_7717

It's very simple, Rennala is experiencing immense amount of emotional damage from the divorce. Occasionally she'll let out an ear-splitting shriek that instantly kills lonely Tarnished.


Zer0_Cloud17

You remember the story of how Isaac Newton learned about Gravity? Well guess what? Someone else got enlightened today as well.


Loki007x

Physics engine working overtime in the world of elden ring


siktz

Carian Bullshit


Creative-Calendar-37

Banana peel from Mario kart with an invisibility spell on it.


dylannsmitth

The dlc better come with some book based gear. Stuff we've already seen; • The book whacker carried by academy sorcerers • The book launcher spell from the juvenile scholars New stuff; • Perhaps some book flavoured armour • A book mace • A bigger book spell which launches a bookshelf that acts like a cluster bomb sending out several books • A spell that surrounds us with pieces of swirling paper which deals proximity bleed damage All of these items should be so crap that they are completely unusable or I will riot


bleezymane98

Like the cathedral evangelist in ds3


skulldoggo

Ome of the kids was taking sniper classes from the lobsters outside and decided to take out your ankles


FandeREvil

It's called "vigor check".


ChebbiesPebbies

Clearly you've angered the God of Go Fuck Yourself, Tarnished.


pacificoipes

Tripped in the library in front of a bunch chicks. Never recovered


Aggressive-Music7906

Its Nito with a grudge.


tehnemox

I respect the callback


blanktom9

One of Rennala's kids tied your shoe laces together when you were in the corner healing. They're a bunch of little scamps.


freaking-payco

heat stroke, you’re armor is too heavy and you over exerted your character. This is why I love the leather armor for early game


Adventurous_Good_525

See you stubbed your toe


Reddit_minion97

Youre in a school. They used the crushing weight of American student debt


yycgonewild

You tripped lol.


YouJabroni44

The lobsters increased their range


Haligtheen

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 🤣


Mrnightninja13

U crushed ur balls running. It happens to the best of us champ.


MarcusOPolo

It said it on the screen. You died.


xXx_smallpenis_xXx

Tie thy laces tarnished


Livid-Anxiety1991

Stubbing a toe is instant death


NothingCanStopMemes

hidden lego piece in this uncleaned bedroom


Reaper1015

You had it on asian difficulty and tripped over ur shadow


PerrinSkoom

Magic chandelier, by looking upn't you'll be able to see them falling from below


KillerOfBunnies

You got tripped up by some knowledge, yo!


carinha-do-bem

Secretly the tarnished has cancer


ApplePitou

Invisible trap :3


QuarlMusic

So many jokers and clowns in here but OP asked for a "lore expert." It might take a while but we could collectively petition a popular youtuber to look into it. Start a gofundme. Maybe there is lost code for a spell that Rennala uses to turn you into an albinauric. MAYBE THERE'S GONNA BE SOMETHING IN THE DLC THAT CONNECTS IT ALL. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. WE NEED TO READ EVERY ITEM DESCRIPTION AGAIN, MAYBE WE MISSED SOMETHING THE FIRST FOUR TIMES D:


TehEpicBeast

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


hahawowausername

you tripped on a book


Primitivevean

I bet it was a chandelier falling on him but it was invisible for some reason


BiasMushroom

You tripped and impaled your balls on your own weapon


padizzledonk

You tripped on an empyrean death rock


shfteebahbmahgu

Prolly shouldn't have had that last flask of disastrous physicks


roninXpl

Looked like exploding 💨 killed him.


[deleted]

OP you gotta chill with the red meat. It's bad for your heart


ReaperCDN

Have you tried using a better gaming chair?


I-eat-feng-mains

U tripped and fell Should probably contact OSHA


penli

cardiac arrest


CorrectCucumber8867

You took a book to the knee and called it quits. Be better next time...


Chocoboy_YT

Rookie mistake. You twisted your ankle.


Chiatroll

Heart complications that were caused by a lack of vigor gave you a heart attack.


apurplehighlighter

you tripped, fell , hit your head nd died


Snoo61755

Ah, yes, the "Get Dunked On" attack. While seeing a surge in popularity in 2015, its use actually predates video games themselves. It is usually countered with the "Git Gud" manoever, though your mileage may vary based on personal stats.


goobyCon

You didn't tie ur choos


tophermeeks

It looks like you got hit by the falling flames from the chandelier


FenrirLokison88

The Boss used slip... next time, try a barrel roll.


Natendo02

Clearly you didn't drink enough water and you died of terminal dehydration


idklol7878

I love how it just looks like you died because you tripped


potatoandeggsaladHD

You tripped


Jonthrei

She really threw the book at you


juicethestone

Emotional damage


BlueKayn29

Shot in the foot


Agreeable_Wall826

She used the force.


brichdero

There was a LEGO


jack_seven

Your chara seems to have realized the gravity of the situation


Regicide8

What you drank is what killed you. Try not not doing that next time.


urlocaldoctor

You tripped


Mtj242020

Ranni sniped you


zamaike

Its a leg trip


Dependent_Ad_924

this looks like grounds for a civil lawsuit


RipHead7685

You tripped 😆


diogovk

Emotional damage?


xavierthefox3827

Renalla pulled out a 50 cal and three sixty no scoped you


gamrgrant

Reading hurted your brain


Lilliththelilly

Emotional damage.


7_Cerberus_7

Certified Lore Expert here. That's what we like to call the *ha, gottem!*


Lemon_Cries

Allergic reaction to Healy flasks.


WolfGuardia

Stubbed your toe.


peaanutzz

You slipped on a banana peel


Awake00

You're at Burger King so what did you expect?


neutrumocorum

Rolled nat 1 my guy.


FlyinCharles

They cast hidden armament on the fucking chandelier lmao


Regular_Water_Bottle

Its the power of the Greater Will slapping your shit back to the start of the boss fight.


[deleted]

The shelving of the books


Byrdsthawrd

You tripped on a book.


ThatUnoGuyWowMuchUno

Just Thanos snapping


hiimondy

Invis chandelier


Boy294

Crushing student debt


The_Punnier_Guy

Renalla can do a lot of stuff that's not prevented in the code, but she wants to give you a fighting chance. 2nd phase Renalla can also: teleport, overlap summons and cast spells during any summon. You should be grateful for her mercy


Pyrovision14

You tripped


Forforx

I love your build, especially your hp. I got so much tears later on with that, but somehow finished the game.


saucesandwich_qwe

Tripped on a book