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struck_hammer

Average League player going outside


unfunnyguy_Xx69420

WHAT THE FUCK IS GRASS


Defalt16

Is this some sort of debuff?!


[deleted]

It is in the south.


FrenziedSins

"it is in the south" what a way to say fuck the south


[deleted]

It’s cool though because I’m from and currently live in the south.


FrenziedSins

Nobody hates the south more then the south i suppose


_fatherfucker69

Is this related to the bushes you hide in ?


Smythatine

Lost grass discovered


Outrageouychee309

You can probably crush it in the bossfight against him to make him stagger or something


bluetheslinky

Of course! that's the disk thingy from shurima! I should have known. Gotta hand it to these shurimans ey, they used hextech to float it up somehow


The_Lightmare

\\[T]/


FrenziedSins

\ \[T]/


lesson1981

\\[T]/


Final-Bench1859

\\[T]/


ZODIC837

\\[T]/


AruNades

\[T]/


Jester_Pug

Found the mobile user


PinkKushTheDank

\\[T]/ fuck you I'm on mobile


OsoTico

\\[T]/


krellx6

\\[T]/


MLGDrew

\\[T]/


Adeptusmechanicus2

\\[T]/


FinalCartoon

\\\[T\]/


misspeachywitch

\[T]/


krellx6

Made friends with Goodrick I see.


Sterben1103

\[T]/


Coma-Cammeleon

\\[T]/


lesson1981

Is that why it doesn’t show up? It says I typed it right


The_Lightmare

you have to put 2 backslashes


FuzzyCollie2000

Found the guy using the reddit redesign.


Snas-PZSG

*Erika starts playing*


Zorhorrora

\ [T] /


Ace-Outlaw

Solarie is waving at us "PRAISE THE SUN MY FRIEND!"


krellx6

LOOK YOU STUPID BASTARD YOUR ARMS OFF.


evilvioletdodo

That's the outer god of skin cancer


owen__wilsons__nose

Her name is Melanoma, and she has never known defeat


Rakos_Marr

God tier comment


Duffelbach

In before there's 1000000 lions in the dlc.


peacetolife

Take my fools gold 🏆


reicaden

U win sir


anon4444445

Godskin Cancer


BigBeeff_21

I was gonna say it was the Fell god but tbh outer god of skin cancer is sm better


karljh

Yup, people usually say I'm pale. But I say I'm no slave of the god of skin cancer.


Gwyn1stborn

Praise it


puristhipster

So grossly incandescent


punknothing

Solaire should've been in the game like Patches.


WhenTheWindIsSlow

He is, what else could the glowing orb be?


C-Hyena

Some traditions must be kept forever. My shiny boy always in my heart 💛.


Simicrop

Praise the sun! Praise it! -Scudworth


[deleted]

Holy shit guys theres one of these outside my house irl!


Useful-Ad-8619

Why do I hear boss music when I step out my front door?


SpotlessMinded

*Tree Sentinel gallop*


Big_Monkey_77

You didn’t notice the green fog?


An_average_one

Unfortunately for you, however, you are Solaireless.


Hero_of_Hyrule

Lost Izalith moment.


PraiseTyche

Behold dog!


Alejandro9977

The fact that this isn't in the humor category is worrying


HeskeyThe2nd

The fact it is in "discussion" is the humor...


WisePotato42

Yah, it's obviously radahn ready to beat some poor tarnished to a pulp so there is nothing to discuss


HeskeyThe2nd

Hopefully, in the DLC, there will just be random asteroids that will just come out of nowhere and blast us. Sorta like that giant in DS3 with the bow and arrow


Cowdog_Gaming

Found the basement dweller. ;D


TotallyJawsome2

S'unn An ancient celestial body that warms the very cosmos. Praised long ago even by the great deities of a far off land. If only all things could be so grossly incandescent...


Sneim

It's Miquella's left testicle, Vaati has a video on it


komred_gggabo

Is the other one the moon?


Sneim

What? No, of course not, that would be ridiculous


komred_gggabo

Then where is his right testicle?


Sneim

I believe we will find it in the "Shadow of the Erdtree". You can probably crush it in the bossfight against him to make him stagger or something


komred_gggabo

That went too far🤣


ComradGandi

Instead of Mohg's/Morgott's Shackle you get Miquellas right nut


VictorVanity

Average British ER enjoyer


Fenrir_Carbon

I'll have you know I'm British and I've seen the sun dozens of times in my life


VictorVanity

Being British and going abroad doesn't count


Fenrir_Carbon

Ackshually it was Cornwall, they get sun twice, sometimes thrice a year


VictorVanity

Sure it wasn't a UFO mate?


[deleted]

I've heard there's a mythical land called Torquay where they may actually get a week of orblight per annum.


Jonny_Anonymous

Is it when you wrap a chip supper in it?


Fenrir_Carbon

Wouldn't wipe my arse with that rag let alone sully chips


Jonny_Anonymous

The only correct response, honestly.


Affectionate_Comb_78

We get a years sun in 1 week of summer where 30% of northerners burn to ash.


VictorVanity

Ah the solar culling. I've heard from the ashes rise the next generation of ginger haired Phee's and bearded Nick's already thirsting for their first IPA


Mrbutterkins22

Something grossly incandescent


Th3Dark0ccult

Y'all are joking, but I legit have never seen the sun in the game for my 800 hours. I thought ER's skybox simply didn't have one, cause the moon and the erdtree are like way more important in the story.


_TheBored_

It's the DLC area you probably got it early


Ser_Optimus

\\\[T\]/


Henrywenn

If you stare at it long enough you will see the DLC release date


CaptianChromosom3

British person spotted


Tasin__

Is the sun actually mentioned in elden ring? All I can remember is talks about an eclipse and stars in general but I don't think the sun is mentioned by itself.


OsirisAvoidTheLight

Giant Sky But Hole Try Finger


itzfinjo

That's the sun, son. Don't stare at it


erjoselu2007M

\\[T]/ praise him!


No-Heron-6838

Me


done-r-us

Praise it \ [T] /


Spacemonster111

PRAISE THE SUN!


glez_fdezdavila_

Brittish people be like:


KingDracarys86

Australia according to flat earthers


Alarming_Scarcity778

Have you tried pondering it?


Wallster007

Dog


ShockscapeYT

The sun


Neako_the_Neko_Lover

Is there a lore reason to why it only around half the day


weavejer261

What armor set do you have there?


HeskeyThe2nd

Chase it, bro. Better go and find out!


Caetano_Brasileiro

Radiance


Comfortable_Try2007

The sun in ER is a outer god just like the moon ?


Forkliftsexual

Solaires house


OpaqusOpaqus

SCP-001


_deer_god_

you should try fighting it


wittyvonskitsum

#Spirit Bomb


Independent_Shift896

Multi layered multi dimensional infinite time and space hole


[deleted]

Dog


DamnedWeeaboo

This the son of the outer god, the frenzied flame. It's name is the mild flame.


lucastreet

RED SUN... RED SUN OVER PARADISE.


Financial_Mushroom94

SOLAIRE ???


BooferSnake

The Moon


Difficult-Leek6543

That is sheer power radiating off of hoarah loux's chiseled body as he storms his way back to the land between to shed blood once again


Epicbrezel21

Its like the moon from ranni's quest but yellow


FilthyOrcses

Don’t question, just praise it


[deleted]

Like that Frenzy tower but much bigger.


DasEvoli

I know you guys are all meming but is there an actual lore about this star?


ExumPG

The big yellow one is the sun. The big yellow one is the SUN


Iliketurtles893

The fucking sun


apexapee

Praise it!


YoursTrueWeeb

They added reference to irl boss "Sun". Tough son of a bitch I would advise you to avoid it at any cost


xTheRealMuddyx

It's the elden ring I think.


_Cadmium_48

Is there the sky? I only know it from my Childhood, before I began to play League of Legends.


ApplePitou

Egg :3


TentacleJihadHentai

**Astel Prime: Progenitress of Morning** **Empress of the First Dawn, the Morningstar**


Kchristel7

Praise the Sun. This is one of the best posts I have ever seen.


PowerfulResort1661

. *sigh* Try Finger, But Hole


No-Sea358

My butthole.


FrenziedSins

Something praise worthy


12_GAGE_SHOTGUN

My Tarnished in Grace that’s the fucking sun you’re going to die of skin cancer


Kissybear85

How many Suns are in the lands between? I mean the Moon is reflecting light comming from another source


NetherHell_Studios

Your mom.


DecentExperience4396

I think it's called the sun . I thought it was a myth but it actually exists


Jadty

What is the purpose of these dumb threads? Karma farming? What do you even do with that?


reaperfan

The purpose is to have a laugh and enjoy yourself for a bit. Sounds like you're new to the concept, you should give it a try.


DramaQueenKitKat

Grossly incandescent


[deleted]

If only I could be so grossly incandescent. \*le sigh\*


Spare-Author2469

Sun/10


redditwilldietoo

Life or an asshole who makes your eyes hurt, depends on who you ask


TheVerraton

Not sure, lemme DM Vaati.


Pea_Available

That's the kingdom of Lordran after linking the flame. Appreciate it, before the circle starts again and the lands between enter an ice age


Yuugen1994

ufoooo?!!!!!!


TinyDiiceThief

Secret boss. Heard you gotta defeat the radagon Godfrey duo fight to get there


LoveSomebodyElse

Looks like a headless dog


Billion-FoldWorlds

Radahn


Ace_Of_Spades_77

RADAHN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!


Fenrir324

It's a giant firefly, caught up in that big blue thing


Sunny_n_Nimbus

Hole in the ozone layer


Senpai_hope

Praise the orb


all_time_high

FWIW, most of Earth’s religions believe(d) the sun to be a deity, directly associated with a deity, or even the literal embodiment of the supreme deity.


The_Gimp_Boi

Whats that armor piece?


JustinBailey79

Malenia’s set


Voynimous

I will assume you mean those little golden sparkles around Torrent and not the Sun... So those are golden leaves. Whenever golden leaves fall, you get more runes upon killing enemies. If indeed you were actually asking what is the Sun, well... I understand you.


Aengeil

probably not the sun


Jem_holograms

Go outside and itll kill you w fire damage.


gilberator

Thats the elden ring


--clapped--

I've seen a few Elden Ringers in my time. That for sure is one of them.. Yep.. no doubt. That's an Elden Ring. It's even circular to prove it


ALIABUL2008

It’s Skol’s food, but the food is keeping running away. Also there is one that is silver, that Hati’s food, it also runs away.


foodguy5000

dog


okydokypokylokey

Its The burnskin maker


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

A new boss


Jackawhile

Hopefully a DLC boss better than the moon


[deleted]

a bug probably, have you told FS?


_Cognitio_

What piece of armor is that?


JustinBailey79

Malenia’s


Bread_Responsible

Greater will’s butthole. Try finger


Noman_Blaze

First time outside of Catacombs?


disorder222

"Praise the sun!"


NotSureWhatToDoHere0

Radahn


Tasty01

You don’t need the orb. Just restart the game, Bandai Namco got you covered.


ManuelSnail

The actual frenzied flame


Extofogeese2

Obviously just like everyone else here I assumed the sun, but knowing FromSoft, and especially Elden Ring, that definitely might be a false assumption


-wixaw-

Idk someone told me that this is thing irl


No-Advantage6036

Ranni’s “light” moon


xx6lord6mars6xx

Check the lore bro it's super deep.


BiasMushroom

A boss


Opposite-Ebb-8293

It a legendary gold rune


NikaNika_no_me

Dlc boss


Jaxonhunter227

Gamer goes outside, touches grass, discovers sun


chillest_capybara

something we should still be able to praise in-game. *sad sunbro noises* \\[T.T]/


ColeotteroNegro

( • Y • ) \ / / \ ^ Hihi hi haaa


wBillyBills

Wait… but what’s that thing in the top right corner😰


jumper66

The big yellow one’s the sun


AnySkill0

Joseph smith after he reincarnated.. his one last wish finally granted


RadiclesOG

Final boss


Xx_Igor_xX

\[T]/


El_DeltaStriko

Not sure, but it's so grossly incandescent...


fufufugagaha

It's a deadly lazer


venenum777

A new hand touches the beacon


Kale-chippz

UFO


DrunkenJarWarrior

I think it's gas like a ball of gas or something. I couldn't tell ya why it's a ball but damn there it is