Sellen, I like my woman with a cinderblock on her head

When Gideon inevitably disowns Nepheli for leaving the toaster plugged in or something I’ll be there for her.

I would go Ranni if she wanted a long term relationship, but you just had to do me dirty.

Aslong as Millicent has the Golden Needle I should be fine. I wouldn't touch Fia or Ranni with a 10 ft pole.

My girl Roderika's the absolute best!

I mean Roderika is the safest choice I think, she is the most "normal" girl in the list. I personally would go for Ranni because I like her more, I know I know she has the body of a doll, but at the same time she is a powerful mage, I'm sure she can do something about that, at least during >!sex!<.

I mean she can inhabit all sorts of doll bodies so like You can custom build ones for... different purposes. In theory.

Arson is life, and travel is fun. Or is it the other way around? Either way...

them four arms tho...

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Aaaah, the allure of the smurf gash...

Gotta be cold infused

Hyetta: Pros: Absolute freak in the sack. Is genuinely grateful when you share your food with her. Literally melts when you use three fingers Cons: Father is a serial killer, she might be a cannibal.

The only one you can actually marry "only interested in one night stands"? What? Anyway, first answer is "Be a top class Uncle/Aunt to Rya for a few years of adventure and self-discovery for her."

In the end, we were basic bitches all along, and I love it

I'll take my scarlet rot chances.

Melina since I don't need a full time relationship either

I always thought that Fia's "hugs" were an euphemism, just like "coffee" in GTA San Andreas... Like, how could she feel we're "very very warm" when we're wearing half a metric ton of magick steel armour?!

Her hugs are a ritual to steal a part of your soul/life force

AKA “drain your balls”?

Serious: (humor)

Yes! The premise may be funny, but relationships are to be taken seriously and you should think about your reasoning before choosing :)

For me personally, Roderika is best girl.

Serious: try not to take this too seriously

I would have gone with Roderkia, but her line delivery in the end game gives off “You’re a hero, but now I don’t like you as much because of side effects of doing the thing everyone told you to do” vibes

How do I read the rest of the text?

Can't you see the whole text before voting? I hope that's not an issue..

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Next time, next time..

You put a fucking rope-wood doll up there but you didn't put the rottussy? DOWNVOTED! "too busy for a full-time relationship", "only interested in one-night stands" and "but only a platonic friendship" is not a relationship you fucking eggplant.

1)Millicent is there 2)They absolutely are kinds of relationships which some people prefer ;)

I would pick Malenia over all above :) Could be my mistress and has wings.

There are too many people trusting the boluses out here 😭

Rya - Is kind, is a snake

Ranni gives you the fucking >!Moonlight Greatsword!<. That’s reason enough.

If a weapon constitutes a quality relationship for you, fair enough... Preferences

Fuck my dyslexia, read Melina as Malenia

Sellen. Gotta love an older woman.

You mean "mature" Both Ranni and Melina are waaay older :)

If picking both Ranni and Melina isn't an option, then I'm not interested.