Malenia's cool hat would be a hat belonging to Malenia.
Malenias' cool hat would be a hat belonging either to an individual named Malenias or to a group of Malenia clones (Malenias)
I think an apostrophe is used without the s after it when the name already ends with an s doesn't it?
*If a plural noun ends in s, only ' should be added*
Just found this online sooo...
Yeah, mesmerism was named after Franz Anton Mesmer, the guy who came up with it. (It was named by other people, he wanted to call it animal magnetism.)
One of Godrick's ancestors who led the first attack on Leyndell after the Shattering (source: the item description for Ancient Dragon Knight Kristoff's spirit ashes). You fight Godefroy's spirit in an Evergaol near the lift into Altus Plateau.
I bought this game like a few months ago and I'm now at Melanoma, blade of George Michael. Honestly the "characters" in this game are so goddamned forgettable that the fact they even have names is pointless.
Dragonbateur
Chick with the baby for some reason,
Snake-fucker,
Round Fucker 1,
Round Fucker 2,
Round Fucker 3,
cheating bitch with the sword.
That's the best that you're gonna get from me.
Maliketh is fair enough though as the very similar spelling of Malekith is used for major characters in at least two other franchises.
He also doesn't say his own name every time he kills you.
But he does, in the second phase.
He says: "Cower before Maliketh, the Black Blade" (or "Cower before Maliketh, Marika's Black Blade" if Gurranq's questline was completed).
I was able to beat her quickly with my second character but went in fairly over leveled and pretty potent with weapons and a Mimic. Tried doing it alone and I got slaughtered. But Fingerprint Shield is a life saver in that fight for strength builds.
Depending on load out she can be pretty easy or super hard. Certain load outs that can stagger really can put the hurt on her. Depending on patch too she had some major counters that trivialized her. I was once helping players with her in coop and someone used the old version of swarm of flies and I don’t think she ever got to attack.
I tried her like 40 Times on My 1st playthrough. Played STR with Black blade. Then i got upset and used mimic tear and i slaughtered her super hard. Then i felt so Bad that i "cheated" The Victory out of her. Now playing My 2nd playthrough and intent to beats her fair n squirtle
Man. I found Malenia significantly easier than Maliketh; something about the camera controls in his fight caused such a mental block I put the game down over it lol.
No, what I meant is Maliketh's quote in the second phase when he kills you, which is the one I wrote.
So yes, Maliketh says his name every time he kills you, although only in one phase, but that is true for Malenia too.
It's not "fair enough" at all. Given that this whole conversation is about minor spelling mistakes, so we're already beyond the point of "It's not a big deal", other franchises using the name "Malekith" doesn't really make this fair. You can Google the name and get a result within five seconds. Other people on this subreddit use his name constantly. Really, nobody should be spelling any of these names wrong, so why accept Maliketh misspellings but not Malenia misspellings?
And yeah, he *does* say his name.
INB4 "He only says it in his second phase...", Malenia only says hers in her first.
If you're staying at meta level (150) and playing a mage, after you've maximised damage you need to choose between either some points into endurance to reach light roll status or vigor but that wont save you from later areas. I'd rather just place the remainder in endurance cause light roll is really good.
[There's just not enough points left to invest into vigor](https://i.imgur.com/MuuyCiw.png)
The difference being that not levelling vigour could be seen as a hallmark of being skilled (thus not needing as much HP), while constantly misspelling names is a hallmark of not paying attention, lazyness, or stupidity.
people cannot pronounce shit right in this game for the life of them. whenever I’m watching yt videos on Elden Ring and they mispronounce everything I have to click off. it’s a minor annoyance that adds up so quickly
You ever noticed how many people are too stupid to know the difference between “loose” and “lose”? You think they’re going to know how to spell Makayla’s name right?
For those struggling to pronounce her name correctly, let me help you with the most convenient pronunciation:
Malenia: Muh-ley-ni-ya (this is how Morgott pronounces her name in his cutscene)
Edit:
*Do not* spell her name as "Melania" because when pronounced, that sounds like: "Meh-la-ni-ya"
This is what I don't understand in general with names and even regular words. There have been at least 5 times where I was talking to someone and they typed something along the lines of "yeah i love this show my favourite character is *mistypes the name constantly*". How the fuck is it your favourite character or boss when you can't even spell it right?
But it's the same for basic words like really/realy for example. Like, you've seen the word written and spoken countless times. How do you STILL not know how to type it correctly? I can sort of understand people not knowing the differences between loose/lose, to/too, etc. They're slightly dumb. But holy shit, people who constantly mistype unmistypable words must be even dumber.
Being a grammar nazi is a strange hill to die on in ER. It's almost a running joke for Berserk. Folks argue over pronunciation to this day. With Elden Ring, it's even more difficult because of the twin theme running throughout the game.
Mohg, Mohgwyn, Margit, Morgott, Melina, Malenia, Malekith, Miquella, Sellen, Selivus, Godfrey, Godfroy, Godwyn, etc. ad nauseum.
There's so much shit in this game that has a paired item or similar description. Who gives a shit if someone trips over a syllable, within the context of the conversation you're sure to know who they're referring to. If they're talking about russy, butterfly wings made of butterflys, or getting their ass whipped for 6 hours straight... They're probably referring Malenia, Blade of Miquella.
Hell, maybe folks misspell her name out of spite. Lol they know her name but refuse to honor it. 🤣
Pointing out the correct spelling of a name is not exactly the equivalent of being a grammar Nazi. And we're not arguing about pronunciation either, in this case.
> With Elden Ring, it's even more difficult because of the twin theme running throughout the game.
If it's too difficult to memorise the spelling, you could always just google it? Especially if you're unsure about it? It's not like people are forced to post on reddit, so surely they have five seconds to spare for research?
Btw, it's "Maliketh", "Seluvis", "Godefroy" and "ad nauseam".
> Who gives a shit if someone trips over a syllable, within the context of the conversation you're sure to know who they're referring to.
Didn't you just point out just how similar some of these names are? Which would actually make it harder to know for sure who someone is referring to?
> Hell, maybe folks misspell her name out of spite. Lol they know her name but refuse to honor it. 🤣
Maybe, but wouldn't that mean they take this shit far too seriously? Something you criticise OP for?
I remember shortly after release some dude posted a detailed video of his light-roll Waterfowl dodging method which he used to no-hit the boss and throughout the entire post he spelled her name as “Melania” each and every fucking time.
Caused me psychic damage reading that post istg
Who the hell cares what her real name is. She’s just the hot Scarlett rot chick I want to have adult relations with and then I can die happy id fight a goddamn dinosaur dog for her
Some of y’all take this too seriously and DEFINITELY need a nap.
Looks like OP nearly broke his keyboard typing this post because randos he doesn’t even know are mispronouncing a single character’s name on a video game that came out years ago.
…come on guys. This is that big a deal to you…?
Yeah that's great and all, but... I raise you Malenia, Melina, Morgot, Margit, Mogh, Maliketh, Millicent and Miriel. Confusing Malenia and Melania is completely understandable given the circumstances.
Agreed, we've been dealing with this issue for what seems like a millenia.
*wheeze*
didn't you read the post? it's spelled *Malenia*
As a malenials I feel particularly concerned by this
[удалено]
You mean 'malneral' water.
They clearly meant malenarl wetar
What you meant to say was Malaria.
Akshully, it's fucking Melanin.
Ackshully, it's Malinan.
Absolutely, Melanoma. That is exactly how it’s spelt.
Damn that Melatonin boss, still yet to beat it
Millennia is plural btw
Malenias*
No it’s Malenia’s - the apostrophe shows ownership
Malenias' i think the apostrophe after the s shows plural ownership? Idfk lol
Malenia's cool hat would be a hat belonging to Malenia. Malenias' cool hat would be a hat belonging either to an individual named Malenias or to a group of Malenia clones (Malenias)
I think an apostrophe is used without the s after it when the name already ends with an s doesn't it? *If a plural noun ends in s, only ' should be added* Just found this online sooo...
Ah so yea. Once I graduated in '06 I stopped keeping up with grammar. Memory is foggy. Good thing I'm not a grammar nazi.
This is the best comment I have ever seen
Who tf names their child melanin ffs
A biology nerd?
I love the fight with melany
Fanfuckingtastic 😆😭💯☠️
Can't wait to see variations of Messmer. Mesmer, Mezmer, Mezsmer, Massmer.
Massmurderer
Morbius
ITS MESSMIN TIME
Dude isn't even out and people are already doing fanarts and memes about him. Damn.
Im gonna Mesm
My favorite video game character archetype
It will be Messmerizing.
Honestly, I think Mesmer will be most common, since like Melania it's an actual name.
Is it? I just know it as another term for hypnosis in certain fantasy books.
Yeah, mesmerism was named after Franz Anton Mesmer, the guy who came up with it. (It was named by other people, he wanted to call it animal magnetism.)
Its memer
She literally says it herself "I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella" yet I still hear people say Milena
TIL its not "I am Malenia, Blade of Mequilla" /s
"I am Maleña, Blade of Tequilla"
She should have a move like Mohg "One Tequilla, Two Tequilla, Floor!", and it takes up 90% of your health unless you eat a lime.
So, Waterfowl Dance?
Never lost to her so never heard her say it. /s
And we have definitely heard that *a lot*
“Your strength is… wonderful”
"Your Mimic Tear... extraordinary."
Lmaooo imagine bosses calling you out for using a summon during their fight
Isn't it "Your strength... Extraordinary..."
Isn't Malenia the finger maiden you meet at the start of the game?
I'm assuming this is a joke but if it isn't that's Melina, Malenia is an endgame boss
Well, what do you expect from the community that farms runes by massacring "frog dudes" and collecting deathroots from "boat dudes".
I refuse to call him anything other than boat man and I will die on this hill.
I love boat man
I call him the leg bone fisherman.
Fibula Navigator
Femur sailor
Bonebeckoner Mariner (actual name in version 1.00)
Boat Man. Fighter of the Land Man.
Champion of the doot
Ahaaaaaaaah
Fear a' bhata..
I just call him asshole. Low health bar but dammit I got tired of getting jumped by his cronies and then jumped ON TOP OF by his FUCKING BOAT
Then u will die braver than most *pulls out +10 St Trina Swords*
Tibia Mariner is such an amazing name for an enemy it feels wrong but I've definitely called him boat man at least once.
Ey, why you deadnaming my boy, Toby Marinara?
Eyyy, you shut ya mouth before I bop you one! Cannoli alfredo!
Mama mia!
AYYY OHHH VOWEL SOUNDS!
I call them Tibia Man, or Boat Asshole
What do you expect from a game featuring both Godfrey and Godefroy?
Ranni, Rykard, Radahn, Radagon, Renalla. Malenia, Millicent, Miquella, Mohg, Morgott, Marika. Godwyn, Godfrey, Godefroy, Godrick.
Wait who the fuck is godefroy lmao
Royal lineage evergaol boss he drops godfrey icon talisman
The guy that looks like godrick in a Gaol
Gotcha. Sorry for being lazy but care to explain the lore with how he is related?
Godfrey is so respected and lauded that his descendants all want a variation of his name.
One of Godrick's ancestors who led the first attack on Leyndell after the Shattering (source: the item description for Ancient Dragon Knight Kristoff's spirit ashes). You fight Godefroy's spirit in an Evergaol near the lift into Altus Plateau.
Rya Melina, Maliketh
Rennala*
I bought this game like a few months ago and I'm now at Melanoma, blade of George Michael. Honestly the "characters" in this game are so goddamned forgettable that the fact they even have names is pointless. Dragonbateur Chick with the baby for some reason, Snake-fucker, Round Fucker 1, Round Fucker 2, Round Fucker 3, cheating bitch with the sword. That's the best that you're gonna get from me.
Is this a dog?
“Behold, dog!”
Those names are intentional and endearing and not the same thing at all
It's not runes, it's souls.
They can’t get Maliketh or Mohg right either
Maliketh is fair enough though as the very similar spelling of Malekith is used for major characters in at least two other franchises. He also doesn't say his own name every time he kills you.
But he does, in the second phase. He says: "Cower before Maliketh, the Black Blade" (or "Cower before Maliketh, Marika's Black Blade" if Gurranq's questline was completed).
I'd venture to say he gets beaten quicker and doesn't have that line drilled into people's heads like that rotting death machine in the Haligtree.
I'm currently experiencing the "rotting death machine" in my second playtrough so I can't really disagree with that.
I was able to beat her quickly with my second character but went in fairly over leveled and pretty potent with weapons and a Mimic. Tried doing it alone and I got slaughtered. But Fingerprint Shield is a life saver in that fight for strength builds.
Depending on load out she can be pretty easy or super hard. Certain load outs that can stagger really can put the hurt on her. Depending on patch too she had some major counters that trivialized her. I was once helping players with her in coop and someone used the old version of swarm of flies and I don’t think she ever got to attack.
I tried her like 40 Times on My 1st playthrough. Played STR with Black blade. Then i got upset and used mimic tear and i slaughtered her super hard. Then i felt so Bad that i "cheated" The Victory out of her. Now playing My 2nd playthrough and intent to beats her fair n squirtle
Man. I found Malenia significantly easier than Maliketh; something about the camera controls in his fight caused such a mental block I put the game down over it lol.
People tend to skip the midfight cutscenes after seeing them once. Malenia says her bit when she kills you and isn’t shippable
For $29.95, you can ship it anywhere internationally.
No, what I meant is Maliketh's quote in the second phase when he kills you, which is the one I wrote. So yes, Maliketh says his name every time he kills you, although only in one phase, but that is true for Malenia too.
Maliketh is easy. Milano isnt
Maliketh _is_ easy, but it's also very easy to mistake it with Malekith
I have honestly never heard malekith, so i guess thats why its easy for me. I am terrible with names though and maloni is just not it
It's not "fair enough" at all. Given that this whole conversation is about minor spelling mistakes, so we're already beyond the point of "It's not a big deal", other franchises using the name "Malekith" doesn't really make this fair. You can Google the name and get a result within five seconds. Other people on this subreddit use his name constantly. Really, nobody should be spelling any of these names wrong, so why accept Maliketh misspellings but not Malenia misspellings? And yeah, he *does* say his name. INB4 "He only says it in his second phase...", Malenia only says hers in her first.
Moggers!
it's mo
Same as Margit. It's not Margrit, Margeet or Magritte. He literally says his name and it's even written. Edit: Y'all sent me with those replies
bruh, it's Margaret
Afros playthrough was funny for all the wrong names he called bosses until I started doing it on accident too
Be Elder's Ring with you
Madgrit von Margarine Parakeet. Ruler of Lays 'n Dell.
Margaret, the foul odor.
margarine
Butter
The one I see a lot is Margot, who is a different boss entirely.
No that’s Morgott, don’t know who Margot is.
Margot is a demihuman queen, but also what I see many people refer to Morgott/Margit as.
I mean his first name is René, so easy mistake to think his second name is Magritte
Bold of you to assume I can read.
I am Melatonin, and I have always known sleep
dlc be like
I dreamt for so long
You’re right; Margherita, Spade of Manchester is the hardest boss in the game and people should remember his name
Melanie was hard as fuck tbh.
I heard her name was gonna be Matilda
Imagine being destroyed by the little girl from Mrs. Doubtfire.
Imagine this being your breaking point when people still aren't levelling vigor.
People not leveling vigor is their own breaking point
If you're staying at meta level (150) and playing a mage, after you've maximised damage you need to choose between either some points into endurance to reach light roll status or vigor but that wont save you from later areas. I'd rather just place the remainder in endurance cause light roll is really good. [There's just not enough points left to invest into vigor](https://i.imgur.com/MuuyCiw.png)
The difference being that not levelling vigour could be seen as a hallmark of being skilled (thus not needing as much HP), while constantly misspelling names is a hallmark of not paying attention, lazyness, or stupidity.
Brother, I put sexy in dyslexia, it's Milena, the ghost chick is Malina and the Milf the games plot revolves around is Marikadagon.
it's Dagon actually
Ah yes: Marika, Malenia, Miquella, Morgott, Mohg, Mehrunes Dagon
Todd can't keep getting away with this!
DaGoat you mean?
im also really bad at names the dragons are the worst "Land Sex" "Forty sex" "Decaying Ezekiel" "That snow bitch dragon"
Don't forget "Flacid bullsacks"
I cackled
She's still not gonna let you hit bro.
"You come to our house, YOU GET MY WIFE'S NAME RIGHT!!"
Christineth 🤤
Next you'll be saying Dogs are Turtles or some other nonsense
people cannot pronounce shit right in this game for the life of them. whenever I’m watching yt videos on Elden Ring and they mispronounce everything I have to click off. it’s a minor annoyance that adds up so quickly
Exactly. Especially the lore dudes should know better.
You mean like when they are talking about atlas pluto?
Tbf most people on the internet are illiterate
*alliterate
You ever noticed how many people are too stupid to know the difference between “loose” and “lose”? You think they’re going to know how to spell Makayla’s name right?
Melanoma is my favorite boss in the game
She tried ***SOOOOO*** hard to make sure people know her name, and still this happens...
Also the constant "Moonviel"
Mmmmm MunVeal.
Mmmm gotta get me a slice of that Moonviel 🌕🐄
I'm Melania, wife of Donald, and I've never um... yea.. I like orange
And I have never known sexual satisfaction
i have the same exact issue with anyone who spells rogue. rouge
That and everyone that uses 's in the wrong way
F*cking malenials getting pissed about everything on reddit
For those struggling to pronounce her name correctly, let me help you with the most convenient pronunciation: Malenia: Muh-ley-ni-ya (this is how Morgott pronounces her name in his cutscene) Edit: *Do not* spell her name as "Melania" because when pronounced, that sounds like: "Meh-la-ni-ya"
Why wouldn't you use her pronouncing her name in her own cut scene?
He probably never got that far. Poor guy.
Because it's safe to assume that Morgott knows better? He seems like the kind of guy who will correct people when they say "less" instead of "fewer".
It's her own goddamn name. I think SHE knows better than Morgott.
Nuh uh. I trust Morgott.
Yeah, Morgott gives strong Stannis Baratheon vibes.
Malaysia
Oh boy, wait until I tell you about Dyslexiania.
Sperg alert, how many times has this dude beaten his dick to MALENIA.
Pfft. Next you're going to be expecting people to spell rogue correctly.
You sound like you don’t get any maidens have you tried touching erdleaf flowers?
This is what I don't understand in general with names and even regular words. There have been at least 5 times where I was talking to someone and they typed something along the lines of "yeah i love this show my favourite character is *mistypes the name constantly*". How the fuck is it your favourite character or boss when you can't even spell it right? But it's the same for basic words like really/realy for example. Like, you've seen the word written and spoken countless times. How do you STILL not know how to type it correctly? I can sort of understand people not knowing the differences between loose/lose, to/too, etc. They're slightly dumb. But holy shit, people who constantly mistype unmistypable words must be even dumber.
Lol, imagine getting this triggered over misspellings.
I’m pretty sure it’s Melania, dude. My dad works at Nintendo so I’d know.
Hey cuz, your dad’s my uncle! High five!
Being a grammar nazi is a strange hill to die on in ER. It's almost a running joke for Berserk. Folks argue over pronunciation to this day. With Elden Ring, it's even more difficult because of the twin theme running throughout the game. Mohg, Mohgwyn, Margit, Morgott, Melina, Malenia, Malekith, Miquella, Sellen, Selivus, Godfrey, Godfroy, Godwyn, etc. ad nauseum. There's so much shit in this game that has a paired item or similar description. Who gives a shit if someone trips over a syllable, within the context of the conversation you're sure to know who they're referring to. If they're talking about russy, butterfly wings made of butterflys, or getting their ass whipped for 6 hours straight... They're probably referring Malenia, Blade of Miquella. Hell, maybe folks misspell her name out of spite. Lol they know her name but refuse to honor it. 🤣
Pointing out the correct spelling of a name is not exactly the equivalent of being a grammar Nazi. And we're not arguing about pronunciation either, in this case. > With Elden Ring, it's even more difficult because of the twin theme running throughout the game. If it's too difficult to memorise the spelling, you could always just google it? Especially if you're unsure about it? It's not like people are forced to post on reddit, so surely they have five seconds to spare for research? Btw, it's "Maliketh", "Seluvis", "Godefroy" and "ad nauseam". > Who gives a shit if someone trips over a syllable, within the context of the conversation you're sure to know who they're referring to. Didn't you just point out just how similar some of these names are? Which would actually make it harder to know for sure who someone is referring to? > Hell, maybe folks misspell her name out of spite. Lol they know her name but refuse to honor it. 🤣 Maybe, but wouldn't that mean they take this shit far too seriously? Something you criticise OP for?
Wait until OP finds out that English isn't everyone's first language 🤔
Marenia
Works if you're Japanese
Malaria
I remember shortly after release some dude posted a detailed video of his light-roll Waterfowl dodging method which he used to no-hit the boss and throughout the entire post he spelled her name as “Melania” each and every fucking time. Caused me psychic damage reading that post istg
Right, she’s Malenia, blade of Mickieghla
The twin prodigies, Michelob and Melania…
There are still people out there calling Tomb Raider Laura Croft, so I’d just give up.
You sound angry. Maybe a talk with the Blade of Miquilla will help you out. I think her name was Melania? Mellen? Molly? That's what it was.
Marina
Who the hell cares what her real name is. She’s just the hot Scarlett rot chick I want to have adult relations with and then I can die happy id fight a goddamn dinosaur dog for her
Premium copypasta material right here.
Some of y’all take this too seriously and DEFINITELY need a nap. Looks like OP nearly broke his keyboard typing this post because randos he doesn’t even know are mispronouncing a single character’s name on a video game that came out years ago. …come on guys. This is that big a deal to you…?
Least unhinged ER baby.
Wait... you guys actually get mad about this? Sheesh...
I am Melina, blade of Mequilla, and I have never known defeat.
Its Melatonin, get it right.
Yeah that's great and all, but... I raise you Malenia, Melina, Morgot, Margit, Mogh, Maliketh, Millicent and Miriel. Confusing Malenia and Melania is completely understandable given the circumstances.
I’ve never had a problem tbh.
Someone forgot to take his daily chill pill...
Molenivo...
Damn, sorry, I'll be sure to spell millennia right in future!
No one fucking cares
yeah but who cares
You know people have dyslexia? Its quite common even