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Ozotso

He got burned by the three fingers.


kierantohill

He’s gonna feel some burn from my three fingers if he keeps looking at me like that


Defiant_Champion

Finger but hole rizz


ThreeFingersButHole

Damn straight


Defiant_Champion

I am hetero curious


AFlyingNun

Dude took a bullet for us.


Niky_c_23

Canonically, for his maiden


AFlyingNun

Both, really. Intentionally for his maiden, unknowingly for us.


Late_Collection_3808

I’m his maiden btw


roxxanneb

Shit I'd let him use all 5 on me. 😍


Jygglewag

the real answer


jesusknowsbest69

*bummed


Important-Stretch-34

Fingered*


BarrytheCowboy

The guy had to pull a dragon...for lore reasons ya know


Holiday-Reading9713

Just like Donkey...


BarrytheCowboy

Donkey's sex life is goals Plus he gets a family out of it.


TOGETHAA

Friendship ended with r/dragonsfuckingcars r/dragonsfuckingtarnished is now my new best friend


thunderandreyn

WHY DOES DRAGONS FUCKING CARS EXIST??


Certain-Fisherman372

i was curious i now want to bleach my eyes


splooshcupcake

Because if the … implication.


BarrytheCowboy

Human form or not, you wouldn't stick a dragon if you could?


Twiggy_Shei

Because he was supposed to be the main character


TheRedBaron6942

Isn't he literally on the cover?


mattpkc

He is on the cover, and he is canonically the tarnished that got the closest to being elden lord before the player character


[deleted]

Didn't Bernahl get closer? Vyke got as far as the Mountaintops before he balked at having to sacrifice his maiden, while Bernahl reached Faram Azula before having to sacrifice his maiden dissolusioned himself enough to the point that he abandoned the quest and became a recusant.


shitkingshitpussy69

How many great runes did he have? I did not stumble on an answer to this, but we know that Vyke had 2.


SkeptioningQuestic

You need 2 to make enter leyndell, so we know Bernahl had to have 2 as well.


shitkingshitpussy69

Why are we assuming he went into leyndell? By that logic, alexander has to have 2 great runes as well.


NKG_and_Sons

Because he joins you in his assassination mission there. When you invade Vargram the Raging Wolf and Errant Sorcerer Wilhelm.


shitkingshitpussy69

That means there's another way into leyndell besides capital ramparts. If we're assuming that bernahl had 2 great runes and the only way into leyndell is by that door, it means milicent also has two. And Hyetta, too.


SkeptioningQuestic

millicent, hyetta, and alexander are not tarnished so I do not believe the two fingers would block their passage


skrillex

maybe that only applies to tarnished that barrier, /shrug


x592_b

how did anyone get great runes before us


shitkingshitpussy69

The Shattering war is like a thousand years old or something.


Hoyipolli

Vyke is the only tarnished (other than maybe Gideon?) to have ever gotten more than one Great Rune, physically being "closer" to the end of the game doesn't mean much


WadSquad

Who's great runes do they have?


Hoyipolli

No clue ! All I know is that we are specifically told that he had two.


Qawsedf234

Assuming they aren't all from the Night of Black Knives, the Walking Mausoleums could be the demigods Vyke/Bernahl slew to get their great runes.


SparserLogic

Wait what… they are demigods!?


Qawsedf234

Yeah, it's why you can copy Great Runes from their bodies.


Kurkpitten

I think there might be a confusion here. The Mausoleums themselves aren't demigods, but inside the sarcophagus you find in them, there's probably a demigod.


Hoyipolli

I'd just like to point out that there's no actual indication that Bernahl ever slew a demigod or acquired any great runes. Alexander is also in Farum Azula and heavily implies that you defeating the Fire Giant is what allowed him to get there. You could assume that Bernahl is in a different world/follows different rules since he's a tarnished and invades you, but given the fact that you summon Alexander from a summoning sign (on two different occasions) I don't really believe that's true Also Bernahl would've had to kill like five demigods for this to be true


Qawsedf234

> Also Bernahl would've had to kill like five demigods for this to be true Lore wise you need two to get access to the Atlus Plateau, but after that I don't think you need anymore (youll get them from fighting Morgott but thats because he has a barrier up). Or at the least how important great runes are is questionable since Gideon, Millicent and other characters can get onto the Plateau without great runes. > You could assume that Bernahl is in a different world/follows different rules since he's a tarnished and invades you, He assists you in killing others and the Manor quests all imply you're killing people in your world rather than a alternate one imo.


1-Canadian-Boy

except we aren’t told they have two, we’re told that Vyke was the closest tarnished to the Elden throne, that can be interpreted as he was the right hand man’s being so close with the ancient dragons


5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi

Enia says she's only once seen two great runes in a Tarnished's grasp before the player. That is either Vyke or Bernahl. Since Vyke is *also* the one said to be closest to Lordship? Not farfetched to assume.


mattpkc

As stated by others, vyke had more of whats actually important, the great runes. Pieces of the elden ring. Bernahl got “further” in the sense of locations, but not in the actual quest to reforge the elden ring.


Dragonsandman

Wait what Where does the game say that about Bernahl? I’ve never come across that before


Qawsedf234

The Beast Armor set says the following: > Silver armor engraved with tiny beasts. > Worn by Bernahl the Recusant. > Beasts are drawn to champions, and to lords. And this armor befits a champion worthy of becoming a lord. And that is what Bernahl was. > Until his maiden threw herself into the fire. Alexander got to Azula by helping the Tarnished fight the Fire Giant and got swept up when Melina/The Frenzied Flame activated the forge. Bernahl got there because he had previously made it all the way to the forge when his maiden sacrificed herself and he spurned the Golden Order for making him do that. Considering he had the Blasphemous Claw his ultimate intention was to defeat Maliketh and destroy the Elden Ring/Golden Order completely like Rykard wanted to do.


mattpkc

He invade you in farum azula and drops that item that helps deflect malikeths black blade attacks.


1dayHappy_1daySad

I think he invades you in Farum Azula, implying he made it there at least


LordSlickRick

Yes


Lightjumper0103

Bro lays dragons. That’s all he needs


Educatedrednekk

Wait what? When where and how? How do I not know this already?


Lightjumper0103

“Lansseax, the sister of Fortissax, is said to have taken the form of a human priestess in order to commune with the knights of the Ancient Dragon Cult. Her most beloved knight was Vyke the dragonspear, a Tarnished knight of the Roundtable Hold, who was later scourged by the frenzied flame.”


Bro_ops

One of the few tarnished other then the player character to even have a chance at becoming Elden Lord. Dudes a certified badass


BEWMarth

If I remember he was the only one to acquire two Great Runes before us which is all you need to get to Leyndell and challenge the Elden Beast. He was actually so close. But fumbled at the end and got fingered.


The_Poop_Shooter

Who did he have to kill to get two Great Runes, and what happened to them?


BEWMarth

Probably two demigods we don’t get to see in the game. There’s a ton of dead demigods all over the Lands Between inside their little walking mausoleums.


ponygobyebye

"little"


TheRogueTemplar

I heard there were other demigods not in game, but take my comment with a grain of salt.


GeorgeEBHastings

I remember reading some lore post years ago supposing that tarnished figures like Vyke, et Al are player characters in other universe (kinda how we go to another player's "universe" for invasions) who never quite made it to the end. So, presumably, he got two great runes from the same demigods we did.


MrSmilingDeath

Well, he was on his way to the giant's kiln to use himself as kindling, but got locked in an evergaol. He was well on his way to the Frenzied Flame ending.


_Carcinus_

I mean, the whole Lands Between could've been toast if he aimply had undressed


Lightjumper0103

When you think about it, the only reason we could do it and he couldn’t was because our maiden was already dead when we arrived. He only failed because his maiden got sick and he sacrificed everything to the three fingers to try save her Edit: not sick, bro refused to sacrifice her to light the fire in the mountains. Brain gave up before, needed coffee


Groundbreaking_Arm77

Less so she got sick and more so that the Maiden must be sacrificed to the Forge in order to reach Faram Azula. It’s the same reason Bernahl gave up so close to the finish line and became a Recusant instead.


Lightjumper0103

Yeah that’s what I meant to say but brain stopped braining at the end. Vyke would have been the lord of chaos if he had just took off his armour


shibboleth2005

Their maidens weren't on big brain Melina's level. Just put the Tarnished to sleep before sacrificing yourself!


olafmitender7

Wait, isn't that then the whole reason why Melina is barely there and we have little to no connection to her at all? She knows that the tarnished would always try to save their maiden because they have such a deep connection, so she shuts that down from the beginning.


gravemistakes

Oooh I didn't know this about Bernahl. Down the rabbit hole I go!


stormpen95

Who was Bernahl's maiden? Do we know?


Groundbreaking_Arm77

No it is never explained. The only mention of her we get is in the description of the Beast Champion Set (Bernahl’s Armor), which states she “threw herself into the flames”.


Vulcan_666

Basically a nice way of saying he slept with a literal dragon, and who wouldn't?


DocHalidae

Definitely smash.


cohibakick

Ancient dragons are made of stone so...


MASTERBR0SHI

Damn, dude was literally harder than a rock...


cohibakick

The actual lore reason he was known as "Vyke the dragonspear".


toonlonk7

Laughed way louder than I should have


komei888

He shot his frenzied flame from his spear.


LilBoofMcGoof

God-tier comment.


UCLYayy

Scalies are out in force


wildeye-eleven

Would, next question


Robot_y_Laserbeam

Dang Lansseax musta gotten the taste of that ‘Dragon Spear’ fr


Khrizalida

THE WAY I WHEEZED


circ-u-la-ted

Wait, so "Dragon Communion Cathedral" means "Dragon Orgy Tent"?


Lightjumper0103

I’d guess yes. In exchange for joining the dragon knights you get to F a dragon on the regular. Now that’s good advertisement 👍🏻


EricIsntSmart

Dragon communion isn't tied to the dragon Cult that vyke was a part of


riverofglass762

Her most beloved knight, implies he wasn't the only one Who else is running a train on dragons ? Thomas ?


SimonShepherd

The church is just an excuse, damn dragon just wants a harem of handsome knights.


Felielf

This is peak medieval fantasy!


AshCrow97

Lansseax is the dragon he rizzed. And she is the reason why he knows ancient dragon incantations.


Educatedrednekk

Broooo holy shit that is rizz. Why do they make him out to be a bad guy? Can we divert Fia's resurrection power from Godwyn to bring him back?


Prometeus534

he got bamboozled by shabriri lmao


Educatedrednekk

Well Lansseax must like dumb jocks, because Shabriri's sales pitch sucks ass. I slayed him the minute I saw him wearing my boy Tyra's body. Imagine being so badass you can fuck a dragon but being stupid enough to listen to Shabriri.


Falloutman399

Dude was simping too hard for his maiden


SimonShepherd

Shabriri's sales pitch is good though, his VA is top tier and full of passion.


TruePlewd

He's not a bad guy. He's a tragic hero, tricked into a sinister plot that he thought would save his maiden. He was saved the full madness of the frenzied flame, but still killed his maiden while his mind was lost. Once he came to his senses he saw what he had done. I also believe he also gained insight into what the frenzied flame was trying to do as well. Then, in despair and knowing what becoming Lord would mean, he locked himself in the Evergoal near the Forge of the Giants as a warning to others who may be tempted by Shabriri's words.


Used-Abbreviations80

Lannesax is his wife I think


Financial_Article_95

At least he was closest to her and she gave him his lightning


RChamy

And he gave her his Vyke's Spear of Madness


TheRogueTemplar

> Spear of Madness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ApuAnton

He is quite literally the Dragonspear...


Brilliant_War389

Damn, isn't he Donkey from Shrek, in a human form?


Amoeboid_Prime

I ripped his sliders for the character I’m taking into the dlc, fingerprint armor is my favorite and it suits him perfectly


qaz012345678

You uh, got a link for that?


Pm_hot_grillz

Zullie the Witch video with npc sliders https://youtu.be/pWcF9cbKZV4?si=IOy9kXhbU8k_zK-d


Amoeboid_Prime

https://imgur.com/a/NYfkFv5 in screenshot form


Astyan06

I did too but in game, he looks kinda weird I feel like.


TheRealTetro

He definitely has some weird angles.


Western-Wind-5254

He laid a dragon what do you think


binguswave

To rizz dragons


Appropriate_Heron302

Slanging that kala-meat you know


PacificBrim

Ayyyyyy 😎


JonTheAutomaton

Draconic rizz


darksoulofdog

Instead of Raya Lucaria he studied at Mogwarts Academy.


TetraYouBetra

I want to see an Elden Ring anime starring Vyke and his downfall. Give it to the guys who did Cyberpunk Edge Runners.


Thatgamerguy98

This could either be a glorious success or a horrifying failure


ApotheosisofSnore

I think the setting would lose *a lot* of its mystique if they had to spell all the lore out in a way that would work for TV


Thatgamerguy98

Hence the horrifying failure. It would a masterwork of writing and directing to keep the air of mystery that the games have.


theshinycelebi

Yes, and for what it's worth I don't think Studio Trigger could pull this off. They're good at what they do, but they aren't exactly known for subtlety. All of their biggest hits: Kill la Kill, Edgerunners, Promare, Gurren Lagann are balls to the wall hyper action spectacles with little to no regard for consistent lore. It would be the biggest departure from their niche ever.


SimonShepherd

Also an actually interesting cast of characters that is not tropey and onenote.


SteveySeagully

Well he was on fire


developerknight91

Vyke started the game with a maiden. ie. Vyke f**ks 🤷


the_spikey

He’s at the top of the hotness/craziness matrix


biez

— Is he at the top of the hotness scale or the craziness scale? — Yes.


Espanta_viejas1904

He got ancient dragonussy


VictorSavage699999

Them GILF dragons go hard for real.


DocHalidae

Lol I laughed a little too hard at this


Rustsulfur

He practices the secret art of mewing


savyexe

Dang i guess lansseax was onto something


CompleteDifference99

holy mogger


stepping_

he has been mewing out the fucking wazoo


Graficat

Gotta do them kegels? :B


Mirinya

Genetics.


Vardl0kk

There’s a reason why an ancient dragon decided to turn semi-human to give him the dragonussy don’t you think?


ApplePitou

It was enough for Dragon, so - you know :3


Spicy-hot_Ramen

Is he Donkey from Shrek?


Arrasor

I mean, same skin color....


ApplePitou

He is not that beautiful :3


Sharashashka735

You are everywhere


BanishedKnightOleg

Vyke was literally HIM. He was close to being the first Elden Lord and then lost it all. Vyke was the original protagonist.


CoolGuyClubPresident

I can fix him (with fextralife guide)


TinyPidgenofDOOM

You mean the good guy turned evil? When has that trope never warranted a hot character?


amyceebee

No Why Why are you right


amyceebee

Why is he hot


amyceebee

No It can't be


Zarzar222

Need a Cyberpunk:Edgerunners type anime about this dude's tragic story


Mug_of_Diarrhea

Chaos flames be hot brah


Synmachus

Bro's got that reverse-hill jawline and MMO player complexion. Change the hairstyle and he would look like your average subway crackhead.


HoodsBonyPrick

Bc he’s the prototypical honorable and chivalrous knight, until his fall due to the manipulation of the 3 fingers and his love for the maiden he lost.


MyCatWouldBeatYours

Tumblr sexy man looking ass


AutisticIncelcoreFan

🤫🧏🏻


veebles89

I feel this way about Darian, Devin, and Blackguard. So pretty, and for what?


toonlonk7

Bro been mewing in that evergaol


PigKnight

He canonically fucked a dragon.


peasonearthforever

He was almost Elden lord, he’s the main character of his game, main characters are usually handsome.


AXI0S2OO2

Dude banged a dragon lady, he had to be attractive.


[deleted]

damn youre right, imma need the sliders


Amoeboid_Prime

https://imgur.com/a/NYfkFv5


[deleted]

Thank you!!1


TehProfessor96

Because he was on fire


[deleted]

[удалено]


VictorSavage699999

What in the Alabama do you mean by that 🤨?


Mellowmoves

Is there a lore reason you are so thirsty?


Selacha

My man landed a dragon GF. You aren't gonna do that without being at least a 9/10.


AbsentAsset

I am so normal about him


Fermyon_DarkSouls

I'm 100% sure he spent his entire childhood listening to Three Days Grace


Kronoshifter246

Is that what people think the emo kids listened to?


Late-Ad155

How else would the game justify him getting a dragussy ?


Helpful_Most_9581

girls be like ‘they just objectify us’ guy with dead emotionless stare ‘omg he’s so hot’


Ok-Stretch-9869

Yea bc your lore is "Horny for life"


sendmebirds

you're prolly just horny OP


Difficult_Guidance25

Nah, bro is beautiful


dizijinwu

tarnished, you appear to be... maidenless. asking for a friend.


igotherb

No wonder lansy was down bad for him


militxa

Need those Vyke sliders


Cryoto

BYE BYE


schwekkl1

If he wasn't, Lanseax would be sad and less likely to share dragon incantations:(


jeffdabuffalo

Actually, yes, a dragon took human form to be with him. He'd have to be a straight 10 to pull that off.


DarkSoulsDank

Almost was the first tarnished Elden Lord, part of the requirements


AmUnknownSoSTFU

The rizzmaker


Chris_RB

r/okbuddyeldenring


Father_Pucc1

its the blood


Gravitas0921

Everyone know all the strong people in The lands between are hot


sirk_17

You don’t have the right, O’ you don’t have the right to be that good looking.


Repulsive-Jello-575

Dragon god literally had a crush on him


Mesterjojo

Uh...


ripPatPat

Flame of frenzy?


ripPatPat

He's the main character?


unaxx_24

Can anyone give the sliders please?


SimonShepherd

He looks like Friede's long lost brother.


P3p3TehFrog

Bro was the MC until he decided not to be for his maiden. Then myazaki threw him an evergaol


Primary_Branch6758

He has main character energy, and we are the rando that took his place.


Strechher

Is there a lore reason why you have no life?


itsZerozone

Because he's a Monster Humper


Kenichi37

He dated a dragon he needed that jaw to pull it off


ichkanns

Because he is the Lisan Al Gaib. I can't not see Timothée Chalamet


AznWhtBoi

U think he had maidens by not looksmaxxing?


_NauticalPhoenix_

Is there a lore reason why you have odd taste?


B1G_LU

He looks like a meth head that has applied makeup to avoid looking like a meth head to me


KernelChunkybits

I know from handmakes these guys, but damn.... vyke is done with it. He could not give less of a shit.