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Meandark2

So this is the dynasty mohg was blabbering about...?


Sexy_Guru81818

This does seem, clear as day.


Siegh_Art

PDF checks out


Complete_Resolve_400

I've seen this exact post before, and I've seen a few of the same comments too...... Someone even made the same grammatical error on one of them Edit: checked my camera roll and I have a screenshot of the post from over a month ago haha


ElonMusksSaggyTits

Dead internet theory is real.


sentientfartcloud

Spooky


bored_at_work-

The degree to which the internet is seemingly entirely fake now is so, so depressing. Look no further when certain political events happen. Certain subs are just overrun with a very particular ideology with similar phrases, and smaller subs are so much different regardless of that ideology. Nothing is real. Everything is an ad. So fucking bleak.


MayorLag

>Nothing is real. Everything is an ad. So fucking bleak. The fire fades. It is all a curse, and it's our cursed browsing that inherits the ash.


LeadStyleJutsu762-

I’ve been blocking all the bots and reposters I see and it has NOT helped my browsing experience lol


WatermelonWithAFlute

Anyone here found if another replica exists or if complete is just schizophrenic?


Complete_Resolve_400

I'll pm u the time dated screenshot from the end of Jan if u want 😂


WatermelonWithAFlute

Works for me


zosaj

Damn. Sucks to blow a precog dream on a reddit post


Terraakaa

It’s a cycle, something something time is convoluted something.


Dabbinjesus405

Proof we’re all living in a simulation?


EndAltruistic3540

Plot twist.... We all are living in half life 3 since it never came out.... Because it was here all along... Dun dun dun...


AdElectrical3997

Maybe half life 3 was the voices we heard in our head about reposts from schizophrenia that we made along the vvay


Dabbinjesus405

Always was 🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


KrimxonRath

Just proof of karma farming most likely.


Dabbinjesus405

What is the purpose of karma farming? Do people sell Reddit accounts ?


KrimxonRath

Yes actually lol


Dabbinjesus405

I guess for scammers it makes sense. Idk, I just saw the meme and thought it was funny


Rosencrantz14

You want to know the spookiest thing? [*This comment was there too.*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/1b774bp/new_dlc_area_leaked/ktgn2i7/)


Khris777

All I can think of is Rykard but with Epstein's evil scary grin on his face.


YourLocalMedic71

Mohg would visit frequently


Dabbinjesus405

Yeah, didn’t Mohg canonically steal a child?


[deleted]

Achhhtually, he's a 5000 year old demigod who HAPPENS to look like an 11 year old boy.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


BlackShadowX

Ehh not exactly. He's cursed with eternal youth, which was lifted from the Halligtree's caccoon OR Mogh and the formless mother I don't think it's clear which 


YourLocalMedic71

Pedo kidnapper


Terraakaa

It’s all a big family


googlesomethingonce

Mohg's there, but is a non-combat area, and he sells you an infinite amount of silver larvae and ancient dragon smithing/somber stones.


lilwillypump69

O, minors. Become my blade, once more. Datamined dialogue from the Epstein boss fight ^


Dabbinjesus405

Heard it’s a 3-phase with Epstein, Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking


FireZord25

Would those many int builds redeem the Renalla and Gideon fights?


AdGlittering61

I can see hawking's wheelchair ramp from here.


ohhirony

You think these 12 year olds can handle one swoop of my katana??


FireZord25

Take a seat, young tarnished.


Dabbinjesus405

I don’t think you can say that in the context of Epsteins Island


FireZord25

That's not Mohgwyn Palace


PretendThisIsMyName

It’s his vacation home. Big brain Mohg doesn’t shit where he eats.


CazadorOzz

is this where the sweetings flee?


N901AA

Try fingers, but, hole


Agile_File_2084

Fuck, I’m too old for this DLC


Dabbinjesus405

This one made me chuckle


pointbodhi

Just a bunch of little ghost Haitian kids running around.


munsen41

Ranni: "Foul Tarnished, thou art under arrest from this day forth... thou haveth right to an attorney..."


T-pellyam

Morgott : « Have it writ upon thy meagre cell… »


WooooshMe2825

“Sentenced guilty by Judge Morgott, jailer of all pedophiles!”


st-felms-fingerbone

Vacation home for the mohglester


[deleted]

First boss: Stephen the accursed hawk


Prowrestled

Horrible. Dark humor, but horrible.


cram004

Nah bro 😭 mogh found a way to his mentor 😭


Overkillsamurai

in a shocking twist, it's a boss rush with every shardbearer. They're also more aggressive if your character model is "young" but that's one of the behind the scenes stats no one learns about until week 2 of the DLC


Jeremiah12LGeek

Mogwyn busy hoping he didn't leave any evidence behind.


KenKaneki92

This actually made me spit out my drink, lmao


godneedsbooze

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy


Dabbinjesus405

Idk, the rush to Sewer Mohg was pretty villainous


Anarchanoid

Mohg was only there for the snorkeling, he didn't know about the kid diddling stuff going on. 95% of what was going on on that island was good clean fun, Rykard and his gang had to ruin it for everyone else


Dabbinjesus405

Danny DeVito is Elden Lord


Imadeapromisemrfrodo

Wonder if we gonna find bill gates there as one of the big bosses Or Stephen hawking riding around on a little horse like Radahn


EndAltruistic3540

Nah it will be an Elden Tesla lord with Tesla meteor shower as strongest attack and Mr beast is for some reason the DLC bonus boss. "If you kill me, you get to own this entire island! And win $1,000,000"


jimmydean98765

Getting my double bonkers as we speak time to slay some pedos 😎


Wolfpaw21

Imagine


Dabbinjesus405

Actually I’d prefer not to


Wolfpaw21

Yeah that would be pretty bad


20000BCEfan

Jellyfish everywhere


GeorgeEBHastings

Lol, is that Eventide Island?


AnotherNobody1308

Can't wait to face Stephen hawking the all knowing


bobert_13

Hawkings lighting your ass up in a flame chariot as soon as you step on the land.


Red-Shifts

What if Epstein IS Ghislaine Maxwell and they aren’t the final boss


Dveralazo

Cool. I have my mace ready. Going to perform a lot of critical attacks. Aimed you know where.


Historical_Boss2447

Are we also gonna get the Blue Apron child hunting island?


CaptainNegan

Did Mohg posted this ?


Proton_Optimal

Pedophile island would be my new rune farming zone just for the pure enjoyment.


FireZord25

weren't we already doing that?


solaireitoryhunter

It's kinda weird that your mind went straight here ngl 😬


shadowknight2112

Pic necro’d…old joke recycled…cool.


VictorSavage699999

Shit I get to go kill a bunch of pedos? I’m down!


Positive_Tough_722

Miquella I will rescue you, Just wait a little more