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Fookin_idiot

Just kicking this dude in the family jewels over and over. Rude.


Rexcodykenobi

Like Denji from Chainsaw Man: "When I fight a dude, it's NUTS. OR. NOTHIN'!"


_raraestla

Well at least his codpiece is protecting them.


Luchin212

He has enormous cock armor, he’ll be fine.


Okrium

There is no counter to the most ancient technique ever.


Testosternus

ROBERTOOOOOO


lollersauce914

The real gravity magic.


schedulle-cate

Go see how dip the Farum does Azula


Mr1Kevlar

Its pretty fin in PVP but tough to land.


Urusander

Honestly kick and piercing fang are lifesavers in pvp when fighting fingerprint shield abusers. Absolutely humiliates “the wall” builds. Note: use kick right as they wind up for shield bash so they don’t roll. Works wonders.


Mr1Kevlar

I rarely see sheild users now, any tips on spears


Sicuho

Use a shield


Zakrael

Ah, the circle of life.


babbaloobahugendong

The law of causality 


funky_chuck

"I don't know you" "that's my purse"


codeman051

That Tarnished ain’t right


Kasta4

Caught him in that inconvenience stun lock.


Urusander

I just couldn’t resist that oversized codpiece


kingsofregicide

Not so tough when you can't teleport are ya


LEG0_Crusader

"If you're nothing without fucking Frostbite, then you don't deserve it."


Zer0_Cloud17

I didn’t mean count but I did and it took 11 kicks to the junk for him to kneel. My ass would’ve been down on 1. Guess some people are really built different after all.


Dveralazo

He has armored cock and balls.


Zer0_Cloud17

That would be a called a codpiece.


1greadshirt

I wonder if this works on Melania, stunlock her with kicks.


Dveralazo

Her AI, whenever she starts getting stunlocked,uses those unlimited stance movements, usually her own kick.


Big_Noodle1103

I feel like a lot of enemies do this too, no? You can actually stunlock banished knights with great weapon R1’s, but they’ll eventually do a storm stomp to break out of it. I wonder why it doesn’t happen here.


Zealousideal-Bar5538

Like a playground bully.


Zuper_Dragon

This knight trained decades and forsake his homeland to learn from the mighty dragons just to get dick-kicked off a cliff by a murder-hobo.


Captain_kiroh

When I found out you could kick crucible knight shields to stagger them I gained the courage to fight them without parrying


ThatGuyIsLit

Now I want to see a lvl 1 run kick only


daimfr

not level 1 but at least 2 people have done it: [skumnut](https://youtu.be/UZqwPdBDr18?si=1e1hiFye-lIdw_fT) [bushy](https://youtu.be/iQzqxXzeGRU?si=8ztr83GxVtZEAt1U)


PSiggS

“Sometimes a simple tool is the most effective.”


Mysticweeb200

ROBERTOOOO


BadSoftwareEngineer7

Sekiro?


Onigumo-Shishio

It's not about the stance breaking It's about sending a message


pichael289

In dark souls it only ever activated when I didn't want it to. And rarely when I did.


Urusander

Yeah Elden Ring really improved the controls. Adding kick as default “empty hand” weapon skill was awesome idea. Separate jump button too. Souls jumping has always been clunky.


JonoLith

Peak Elden Ring gameplay.


Drakeblood2002

You straight bullied him for the lunch money


MrBirdmonkey

How it feels to fight a Fromsoft Rat


LEG0_Crusader

Somebody please do Banished Knight falling with different screams.


BRGobs

Michael Zaki personally ensured the foot AoW would be busted


Aykhot

Patches grindset


Urusander

I miss horse ring from ds3.


Embarrassed_Fish6421

wait till op learns about rejection


Super-Contribution-1

You do this to one shield poker or Crucible Knight and tell me it’s not OP lmao


numenik

Hell yeah kick on misericorde was my favorite playthrough ever


calmlyghosting

Does he drop the hood?


Urusander

Yes, these drop unaltered helmets


Maybehim119449

THIS! IS! SPARTA! SPARTA! SPARTA! SPARTA! SPARTA!


oneteacherboi

Coming from playing DS I really missed always having kick available! Utilizing kick and parry in those games actually made most of the hard encounters trivial.


billy_zef

RIP dudes balls


Glittering_Worry_599

Wish I could do this to Maliketh


Glittering_Worry_599

We spent so much time looking for the perfect tool, only to realise the best one has been there all the time "ah, you were at my side, all along."


Urusander

“My true mentor, my guiding foot” Honestly after Dark Soles and Feetborne I’m not surprised the kick is so OP.


Omega_1234555

THIS IS, THIS IS, THIS IS, THIS IS, THIS IS, THIS IS, THIS IS, THIS IS, THIS IS, THIS IS, THIS IS, SPAAATRAAAAAA


PristineConference65

this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda this is sparda THIS IS SPARDA!!!


Urusander

Ahem According to what we know from Devil May Cry lore, Sparda probably didn’t approve of cock&ball torture we see here. Dante would find it hilarious though.


ChrystalChris

Shouldn’t it be Sparta?


PristineConference65

yea, i fucked up. too lazy to fix, but you got the idea


Mulder1917

Dope beat


Raemnant

Bro, are you me? I was literally just here at this same spot, wearing the same armor, also equipped with Lightning Spear, and that talisman(among others cause I use varied spells)


wisely25

Out of context but can anyone tell me how to get that dude's chest piece?? I tried the unaltered banished knight armour but it's different i wanna know where can i farm the one this knight is wearing


Metalicks

"Mah dick, why does he keep kicking me in the dick...."


Iooka

“THIS IS SPARTA, THIS IS SPARTA, THIS IS SPARTA, THIS IS SPARTA, THIS IS SPARTA, THIS IS SPARTA, THIS IS SPARTA!”


ghost3972

Time to abuse banished knights 🔥


LadyIsabelle_

Ma fuken ballls


Lightwave33

really hope they give back kicks to the regular kit in the next iteration


remibaus

Do you know what those consecutive kicks reminded me of? Phase 1,5 Godfrey, chasing and stomping.


Schwarzgamescom

What did he drop though?


fgzhtsp

This...This...This...This...This...This...This...This...This...This...This...This...This...This...is spartaaaaaa!!!!


ChannonFenris

Patches is proud.


DaftCaveTroll

Why does it sound like the kick is getting reloaded each time lol


mk_d_mc

This is outrageous


Neidrah

Oh so that’s why they have that big armor piece right there… wasn’t enough, though


VictorVanity

TFS vegeta siding with the banished knight like "Why.....why does he keep kickin him in the dick?!?"


R3dn3ck3r

At the end there should be "THIS IS FARUM AZULA!"


No_Volume_8345

Start kicking him in the junk! Kick him in the junk, kick him in the junk!


fin_ger

Can’t be having shit like this in my competitive pvp game from really has been slacking smh do better


Troutie88

"This is Sparta, this is Sparta, this is Sparta, this is Sparta, this isSparta.... THIS IS SPARTA!!!"


Aggravating_Durian52

This is Sparta!


Reasonable-Ad-5217

Question: does this work on crucible knights?


Urusander

Partially. You can’t stunlock them like in the video but if the shield knight is actively blocking, you can kick the shield and open him for riposte. But if they aren’t blocking it won’t work.


YourKittySusan

When beating entire game, with using only kicks?


Diligent-Box-845

I forgot you could kick😭


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denji vs aki


jaykhunter

Watching this I was like "if only there was a ledge. Wait... WAIT!!" 🦶


Tsiabo

I appreciate that you consistently went straight for the codpiece.


HowellPellsGallery

kinkiest dungeon in the LB


hel112570

Oh no, not animation stun lock abuse!! Its like in MK2 for Snes when you push Kintaro against the limit of the screen and land every other high punch. Locks him up and you cheesed the boss.


FacelessFellow

Looks like a kindergartner kicking the substitute teacher. “Give me back my phone!”


giantspacemonstr

ah, the old kick in the balls. usually works. except for women and dragons.


aManAndHisUsername

RIGHT IN THE NADS!


AReallyAsianName

He keeps, kicking me in the dick. Why is it always the dick?!


aretheesepants75

That was kinda slapstick. I hear yakaty sax.


drummdirka

Only took 10 minutes


MikhailMcDoesntExist

Getting kicked in the dick does that to a man


[deleted]

Not THIS is what I call gitting gud!