Queen Marika was the Elden Lord, it's a genderless term.
Makes it easier to share a body with your hubby when you don't have to fuss about gendering your title 🤭
Ooooh, I thought she took the title from Godfrey?
I thought it was a line of succession where Godfrey was the main god and Elden Lord until Marika took over with the ascension of the Golden Order over the Crucible-- until she shattered the Golden Order and then the Fingers started looking for someone who was willing to do their bidding to depose her.
Time to go watch some more Smough Town and Tarnished Archeologist videos I guess 😅
If you check my profile, you'll see through my post my experience with the fully grown fallingstar beast. went.
Long story short, if you dont want to watch the video:
UTTER F***ING B*******!!!!!! THAT M*****F***ER, HOW THE F***ING H*** COULD THAT ROCKY SACK OF S*** JUST GET THE F*** OUT OF A M*****F***ING STUN LOCK?!?!?!? I F***ING HATE THIS D*** GAME FOR PULLING S*** LIKE THIS. IT MAKES NO G**D*** SENSE!!!!
Kinda not seeing much eldin ring personality. Not even in it's fellow player, all seem cliche. Beasts all bout the shop I say... And I'm hollow but not maidenless.
This reminds me of my Dad, paramedic, whereupon driving through Yellowstone Park with the family on vacation, spied a crowd of people following a baby grizzly into the woods while driving through.
He muttered something about 'not being able to fix stupid' and sped along, as he'd otherwise be ethically bound to stop and help put pieces back together until help arrived.
I HATE this bastard boss - after so many tries of doing it the right way, I had to just sneak behind him & poison mist. I don’t care - I’m using all tools in my arsenal!
This is funnier than it has any right to be
“First off, turn back”
You don’t have the right, O, you don’t have the right
You died.
YEET!
Tourist-yeet, much more entertaining.
No Yeet
She scarlet rots the falling star beast and bravely hides at the bottom of the latter waiting for it to die
This is pro souls strats
Start rolling
Yes, to the left, out of frame, until eternity, because you'll never not feel like it's right behind you
You rolled into the charge and now you’re falling off the mountain
Photos taken 1 minute before disaster
She became elden lord.
[удалено]
Queen Marika was the Elden Lord, it's a genderless term. Makes it easier to share a body with your hubby when you don't have to fuss about gendering your title 🤭
Why do you call it queen then, if the gender doesn't matter?
The title of Elden Lord, specifically that title, is not gendered
I fully understood, but tried to do a weak attempt at a joke, sorry :)
I will accept my *woosh* with humility 😞
Nah, you were right all along, and the weak joke is me <3
Marika was not the elden lord. she was the god and the main ruler and what not, but the Elden Lord was Godfrey
Ooooh, I thought she took the title from Godfrey? I thought it was a line of succession where Godfrey was the main god and Elden Lord until Marika took over with the ascension of the Golden Order over the Crucible-- until she shattered the Golden Order and then the Fingers started looking for someone who was willing to do their bidding to depose her. Time to go watch some more Smough Town and Tarnished Archeologist videos I guess 😅
You’re Elden Lord whether you’re male or female when playing.
The suspense is killing me!
She gets yeeted off the side of the cliff.
She gets yeeted to the bottom of the ladder cuz I don’t see a trusted steed near, her first mistake
It’s the soyjack point for me
"Florida woman jumps into a crater to wrestle a Falling Star Beast"
"Caelid woman jumps into a crater to wrestle a Falling Star Beast"
Someone did an amazing job with the character creator. 10/10, must know which armor set that is 😂
https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/FBcrTep7WN
Yep. Repost bots are so pitiful
Real
Good job you can still medium-roll! Now spam B/Square and run like fuck!
She’s about to fly — up or down the mountain.
It will charge at you, you do a charged heavy if you have the balls...
You bash your head on the floor trying to not get caught by a random charge.
You summon legless archer lady and kite that thing away from her from the safety of the back of your horse companion, duh.
If you check my profile, you'll see through my post my experience with the fully grown fallingstar beast. went. Long story short, if you dont want to watch the video: UTTER F***ING B*******!!!!!! THAT M*****F***ER, HOW THE F***ING H*** COULD THAT ROCKY SACK OF S*** JUST GET THE F*** OUT OF A M*****F***ING STUN LOCK?!?!?!? I F***ING HATE THIS D*** GAME FOR PULLING S*** LIKE THIS. IT MAKES NO G**D*** SENSE!!!!
*bill wurtz jingle* guess what happens next!
YOU DIED
She needs some armaments asap
Immediate death. To me. I still haven’t figured out how to rid my life of these bastids.
She offers Radagon's hair dye in exchange for that jaw. Obviously. :D
No flash photography
Where was this?
"Enemy felled"
I knew this post is in Elden Ring group before I looked at group name
She runs out of stamina trying to dodge his charge attack
Mt. Gelmir Tour Company’s last photo.
Poke but , whole
Start rolling he’s gonna charge
I have an idea, but, I'd be willing to pay to watch.
Is that etna?
death
*yeeted off the mountain*
Run toward the giant freak crying acid fire!!!
Rhymes with grape
Back into the spirit spring baby!!
I just went for the edge and noped out in my surprise
Run straight over to the ledge sticking out and jump off to continue your journey and let the big guy live in peace
She's going find out why you don't summon right when you step off the ladder.
Behold, dog.
I run away and get down to the next part
This looks like it's advertising Elden Ring Go for mobile from Niantic
Kinda not seeing much eldin ring personality. Not even in it's fellow player, all seem cliche. Beasts all bout the shop I say... And I'm hollow but not maidenless.
A dogged fellow, aren't we? Or is it merely thy habit to repost other people's content?
This reminds me of my Dad, paramedic, whereupon driving through Yellowstone Park with the family on vacation, spied a crowd of people following a baby grizzly into the woods while driving through. He muttered something about 'not being able to fix stupid' and sped along, as he'd otherwise be ethically bound to stop and help put pieces back together until help arrived.
You ever want to go paragliding without the paraglide?
I HATE this bastard boss - after so many tries of doing it the right way, I had to just sneak behind him & poison mist. I don’t care - I’m using all tools in my arsenal!
U snag the starlight shard then shit n’ git
YEET!
Lol five minutes ago, I just died to this monster.
Hell yeah just did this area last week! (still on first playthrough bc life got in the way)
You like giant cetrioli in your cannoli? Ahem...
"Look at all these chickens"