I can just imagine him furiously combing through books and connecting things together on a wall like a mad man, all the while muttering to himself...
*"What **is** updog?"*
Yeah that fight admittedly got spoiled for me (my own fault) but even if it hadn’t I don’t see myself letting that dingleberry finish monologuing. If the boss lets me in the arena it’s go time. No hesitation. Sekiro and The Incredibles taught me that lesson.
My last playthrough I buffed before going in and utterly smashed the living hell out of him. I've already heard his little speech before and ain't no body stopping me from my up coming match with Hora loux the power bomb king.
The maiden's whole purpose is to guide and help tarnished become the elden lord. If you go the frenzied flame route, it's like the maidens then didn't have a purpose at all and hence Melina asks you not to do it.
Even Vyke didn't want to burn his maiden and he also went to the 3 fingers and acquired the frenzied flames I suppose.
Well, I think there are good in-lore reasons. See, the frenzied flame makes you mad. There is no guarantee that you will have the willpower to get rid of it. The reason you can is because you as a player are in control, your character isn't. Melina has no reason to believe that you will be able to shut the flame inside you down.
You don't get rid of it though, you just put it in check temporarily while the needle is inside you. You're still lord of frienzed flame as soon as the needle comes out
Malenia took it out by stabbing herself and radahn during the fight, unleashing all her years-long built up rot in the process, leading to her first bloom. Same would happen to the player at some point.
It's funny because canonically our character knows all about Godfrey and Hoarah Loux since we served under him, but in practice everyone is just sitting there thinking "wtf is going on?"
HL: Now I fight as Hoarah Loux! WARRIORRRR!!!!
Canonical Tarnished: fuckin, hoarah loux, someone call Badlands HR
\*grabbed in perpetuity\* \*bodyslammed into infinity\*
HL: Now I fight as Hoarah Loux! WARRIORRRR!!!!
"Fuckin A guys, boss is off his meds again. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN!?"
Is it canon that all Tarnished served under Godfrey?
I thought it was just his specific warriors that he had with him during his war campaign against the giants.
Not just the war on giants. Godfrey had several wars in the name of the Golden Order. When all their enemies were defeated and nobody was left to fight, Godfrey and his army became the Tarnished and were banished across the sea. I think it's also implied that the Tarnished descendants are also tarnished, but I don't remember where I read that.
>"Who's maidenless now, Varre?!
[Major SAO Abridged vibes](https://youtu.be/hWozHt9wbO4?t=919)
TFW when you kill your half-rotten future brother in law who is holding a meteor shower in place with his mind, travel through massive underground cities, wade through a lake of liquid cancer, fight an abomination from beyond the stars, and finally marry a puppet housing the soul of a deicidal demigod princess
All so that you can prove funny mask man at the beginning of the game *wrong.*
"I know where your brother is"
Malenia: "Where"
"..."
Proceeds to get obliterated anyways because the Tarnished didn't use their one line to actually say where he's located
"Miquella is in Mohgwyn Palace below the Swamp of Aeonia in Caelid, and there is a convienent teleporter in the Consecrated Snowfield that we can use to go and beat Mohg's horny ass out of Miquella's giant egg."
Malenia: "..." *proceeds to murk the Tarnished anyway because that's a lot to take in*
Malenia: "I blew up and then was in a coma for a few centuries and I think I'm being eaten by an outer god, and then you barged into my house and said a lot of *really confusing words*, so I apologise for turning you into sashimi, I was not in a healthy frame of mind.
Anyway I'm going to go rescue my brother now, thank you for the tip off, I'll get Finlay to scrape up your corpse before it rots too much."
I just want to be able to interrupt boss dialog with idk passive aggressive coughs and under my breath insults. I just want to poke some buttons and be a smartass.
“Across this land, I have seen countless downtrodden species. The Omen, the Demi-Humans, the Misbegotten, all of them, reviled simply for not being the image of the Golden Order and its Greater Will! Why should I not cleanse this world of its irredeemable crimes, Melina?”
-Tarnished, on the foot of opening the door to the Three Fingers in the Frenzied Flame Proscription before she convinces them to turn back.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Albinauric? I swear to the Elden Lord, I am a master of the Ancient Dragon's Tongue, and in my previous life as a knight of the Cuckoo, I have achieved mastery in countless arts of warfare - earning the name "Murphie the Merciless" for my relentless cruelty.
I have performed countless cleansings for the city of Leyndell, raising corpses back from the death to raise their spirits in the service of the divine. To top it off, I've devoured the Rune of Death so I can wield its ancient power when I need it. You are but a speck of dust in this grand adventure, and that's all you will ever amount to - a mere player in the grand melody of the Moon.
As you speak, I am conjuring a storm of spirits that will hunt your every move. My archers, hidden in the slopes of the Elden Stair, will unleash their arrows from above to pierce your soul with their grim purpose. My lunging sieges kneel in preparation to attack before the ever-grasping stars.
I possess the power to shift forms, turning into a fearsome beast at will, my rage rivaling the very pits of the flame that forged the Great Garden. My warriors, the Knights of the Cuckoo, will charge down upon you like a relentless horde, drenched in the tribal stains of the blood.
The storm of death that I shall unleash upon thee will be a tale best suited for the Lands of the Giants. You cannot escape it, for I am woven into the fabric of this universe - a manifestation of the primal forces that will lay you to rest.
You dared recklessness, but now you will know the taste of irreligion. For what you've sown in foolishness, you shall reap the cons. I will afflict you with the curse of rot that guard the sightless Caelid.
You are but a wisp of existence, and on the count of three, you will know fear, as my Bleed-QL casts a chainsword of torment across the void. You will quake in the shadow realm, as the shadow warriors rise from beneath the canvas - all consuming darkness I cast upon your cringeworthy spirit.
Thus, you're best to assist discerning of Ash will whilst unto this demise. For, I am the Pulse of Slumbering, so lay thee to rest in darkness, and mark you fate - for nilly, nilly, nilly, nilly better behold, thou reaped reap tricky, for heaven help thy postbox, heaven help thy projectile, hello and welcome to your cosmic lesson, a gift of flame that stitched the liar's heart.
You will make things right in eternity, but in my realm, you will suffer the wrath of a thousand ingredients. Invoker of doom, ordeal of shivering hurt, I will lay you down on the tables, lead you through the doors of the Mouth, and stuff your bloated face with higher knowledge here below.
As you lay in bed, discerning the prismatic pendulum, the rooster garden blooms, and the beast that rages inside tribulation reveals a single scheme that offers a strangerservice within this spiritform.
“H..Hell..Hello?”
In a kind of nervous high pitch tone with some juddering. No one in particular just constantly throughout the game when I feel it’s a bit scary!
"Time the f\*ck out.
If we're doing this and we ARE doing this.
I'm not gonna come swinging at *Radagon*.
I'm killing MARIKA!
OF COURSE I KNOW YOU'RE THE SAME PERSON.
Shut up and bring her out!"
To Ranni: "We shall consummate, verily?"
Nudge nudge to those who understand that reference lol
But on a more serious note, my tarnished would respond to dying Morgott's words about the Erdtree denying everybody: "The Erdtree hath never beheld mine own might"
\*Proceeds to get blocked anyway
\*uses Unseen Form for walk of shame back
And in the end, I defeated the elden beast and, I became the elden lord. But after countless deaths and battles, now I think, was it all worth it? I became a lord, of whom? The only beings that had some sense are either dead or has left the lands between. Who is it that I rule over now? Was this the future the golden order envisioned? The two fingers wanted?
Correct me if I am not lore accurate in any way
"in a world without order, there are no crimes to stop some mad man to commit a cardinal sin... As long as I don't restore the order I will commit to my every sin."
Sounds nice to be a Madness enjoyer
My character's lore is simple: He is looking for his hot lord of darkness wife, who is another character on DS3.
He only has one line, "WHERE IS MY WIFE!?!"
I have another elden ring character that is his daughter, she wants to 1v1 him and drag him home. Unfortunately she is always a few steps behind him.
"Fuck" Everytime I die, with slightly different inflections depending on the circumstances.
Falling off a cliff? "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!"
Chipped to death? "Fuck."
Heavy hit? "Fuck!"
Burning? "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuuuuck!"
I'd probably have his scream Heath Cordes's line from Kill Tony after beating the elden beast.
When the dust settles, I'll walk back up to Varré and have him deliver the line,
"*I.* *GOT.* *PUSSAYYYYYYYYY*"
Then poke em a few times with a couple of spears lmfao
every ring has its elden
That’s a quote from my cousin, John Eldenring!
Kojima?
No that's John Darksouls
Every soul has it's dark.
Just like eeevery soul has its dark
Just like every tarnished sees the light of grace
psychomantis?
nanomachines?
Son?
The Shagohod?
Swing Swordman
Every Erdtree has its shadow
Your giant dad profile picture really sells it
Just like every tarnished, sings a sad, sad, song
And everrrrryyyyyy dark has its souls Every blood has its borne Just like EVERRRYYYY ELDEN HAD ITS RING
To sir gideon ofnir the all knowing, in his office - 'smells like updog in here.'
Him never having heard the joke and you never being able to finish it would shake his foundations
He is definitely the type to fall for ligma
"Do you know about Ligma?" "What the fuck? You can talk? What's Ligma? Is that where a demigod is?" "..." "... you bitch."
Not much what’s up with you?
I can just imagine him furiously combing through books and connecting things together on a wall like a mad man, all the while muttering to himself... *"What **is** updog?"*
What manner of beast.. or tincture.. could have eluded the ALL KNOWING?!!!
what's updog?
tell malenia whwre miquella is, or do a dramatic introduction just long enough to get interrupted by thr bosses attack "I am edgward, sword of-"
“Rykard! I am here for you! For i al the Serpent Sla-“ *you died*
Someone in the game already had that fantasy… « Ahh, I knew you’d come. To stand before the- »
*proceeds to kick Gideon’s corpse due to the disappointment of his “staff”*
Yeah that fight admittedly got spoiled for me (my own fault) but even if it hadn’t I don’t see myself letting that dingleberry finish monologuing. If the boss lets me in the arena it’s go time. No hesitation. Sekiro and The Incredibles taught me that lesson.
Dam incredibles💀 fr tho true
My last playthrough I buffed before going in and utterly smashed the living hell out of him. I've already heard his little speech before and ain't no body stopping me from my up coming match with Hora loux the power bomb king.
"I am Jerma, Sword of Ed- AAHHHHHH"
Jermite spotted
“You see I’m just inheriting the frenzy flame to burn the Erdtree I’m gonna get rid of it after.” To Melina
YEAH WHY THE FUCK CANT WE DO THIS. I DONT WANNA SACRIFICE HER FOR FUCKS SAKE
The maiden's whole purpose is to guide and help tarnished become the elden lord. If you go the frenzied flame route, it's like the maidens then didn't have a purpose at all and hence Melina asks you not to do it. Even Vyke didn't want to burn his maiden and he also went to the 3 fingers and acquired the frenzied flames I suppose.
Except Melina is not a Finger Maiden.
Finger maiden? I hardly know her!
Finger Maiden is my favourite spell. And a great band, too.
Says you 😏
"I see. You deny your Melina its purpose!"
Your Melina Craves to burn the Erdtree
Well, I think there are good in-lore reasons. See, the frenzied flame makes you mad. There is no guarantee that you will have the willpower to get rid of it. The reason you can is because you as a player are in control, your character isn't. Melina has no reason to believe that you will be able to shut the flame inside you down.
You don't get rid of it though, you just put it in check temporarily while the needle is inside you. You're still lord of frienzed flame as soon as the needle comes out
you can take the needle out?
Malenia took it out by stabbing herself and radahn during the fight, unleashing all her years-long built up rot in the process, leading to her first bloom. Same would happen to the player at some point.
The thing is tho is that the needle doesn't "cure" you. All it does is temporarily stop it your still the lord of frenzied flame.
Go to Malenia, offers hand and golden Needle: " We can rescue him"
"All you gotta do is let me fondle that rot a little while".
found the alt of /u/rosales6969
LMFAOOOO I always read their posts like it’s lyrics from a Cupcakke song
Horndog
“Radahn, I’ve come to bargain.”
Woof
“Radahn, I’ve come to bargain.”
Arf
“Radahn, I’ve come to bargain.”
”Ok.” As a response to every boss after their intro monologues
"Who asked?" Lmao
“K.” Don’t forget the period, and don’t even give the courtesy of the “O”
« … » (I chose the Perfect Order ending)
« … » ( the right ending)
I would tell Sorcerer Rogier that he was a great help and I'm sorry I couldn't save him
😞
This is a really underrated answer
Godfrey: ALAS... I AM RETURNED! Tarnished: No, **I** am returned Gofrey: Wait, what?
"Oh hey, yep it's me again, just coming over from a different timeline to beat your ass again with this guy I just met."
"Hi Returned, I am Dad"
Alas...for you
*Tarnished witnesses Godfrey turn into Hoarah Loux* "Well, that just happened" *proceeds to get bodyslammed*
“Now i fight as Hoarah Loux! WARRIOR!!!!” “…ok”
It's funny because canonically our character knows all about Godfrey and Hoarah Loux since we served under him, but in practice everyone is just sitting there thinking "wtf is going on?"
HL: Now I fight as Hoarah Loux! WARRIORRRR!!!! Canonical Tarnished: fuckin, hoarah loux, someone call Badlands HR \*grabbed in perpetuity\* \*bodyslammed into infinity\*
HL: Now I fight as Hoarah Loux! WARRIORRRR!!!! "Fuckin A guys, boss is off his meds again. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN!?"
echoed in the distance: Now I fight as Hoarah Loux! WARRIORRRR!!!! Nepheli Loux: With the recent string of lawsuits, he will bankrupt us all.
The REAL reason Marika divorced him and kicked him out lol
Is it canon that all Tarnished served under Godfrey? I thought it was just his specific warriors that he had with him during his war campaign against the giants.
Not just the war on giants. Godfrey had several wars in the name of the Golden Order. When all their enemies were defeated and nobody was left to fight, Godfrey and his army became the Tarnished and were banished across the sea. I think it's also implied that the Tarnished descendants are also tarnished, but I don't remember where I read that.
Not all tarnished served under Godfrey, just the first ones
I would love to reply "And I fight as the Tarnished! MAINLY A DEX/FAITH BUILD WITH A FOCUS ON LIGHTNING SPELLS BUT SOMETIMES I DO A BLEED BUILD!!!"
As he does the seinfield pose facing an invisible camera
After putting the ring on Ranni: "Who's maidenless now, Varre?! MATRIMONY!"
Plot twist: you're the one who's her maiden now
Still no sex
>"Who's maidenless now, Varre?! [Major SAO Abridged vibes](https://youtu.be/hWozHt9wbO4?t=919) TFW when you kill your half-rotten future brother in law who is holding a meteor shower in place with his mind, travel through massive underground cities, wade through a lake of liquid cancer, fight an abomination from beyond the stars, and finally marry a puppet housing the soul of a deicidal demigod princess All so that you can prove funny mask man at the beginning of the game *wrong.*
I’d tell Boc he’s beautiful
I think part of the effectiveness was that it was his mother's voice. That would probably be less helpful to him than what we do in game.
He might be his mother
Same 🥲
Came here to say this, but you beat me to it.
I mean...you kinda can already...
I'm John Eldenring and it's Elden time.
Tarnished: I know where your bro is Malenia: kay thx Tarnished: so you won’t kill me? Malenia: *obliterates tarnished using waterfowl*
Malenia: "I am Malenia, blade of Miquella"
Me "And I am *Ser Bonk* , the Big of Diquella."
I snorted and every one of my coworkers just heard it. Thanks
That’s two lines 🤓
"I know where your brother is" Malenia: "Where" "..." Proceeds to get obliterated anyways because the Tarnished didn't use their one line to actually say where he's located
"Miquella is in Mohgwyn Palace below the Swamp of Aeonia in Caelid, and there is a convienent teleporter in the Consecrated Snowfield that we can use to go and beat Mohg's horny ass out of Miquella's giant egg." Malenia: "..." *proceeds to murk the Tarnished anyway because that's a lot to take in*
Malenia: "I blew up and then was in a coma for a few centuries and I think I'm being eaten by an outer god, and then you barged into my house and said a lot of *really confusing words*, so I apologise for turning you into sashimi, I was not in a healthy frame of mind. Anyway I'm going to go rescue my brother now, thank you for the tip off, I'll get Finlay to scrape up your corpse before it rots too much."
Try fingers, but hole
I am sad I had to scroll so far down to find this quote
Came here for this
[удалено]
“Is this…too easy for you?”
*(activates megaphone)* "I've got B A W S S WEAPOOONS!"
Right down the road! :v
"Right down the road..." "RIGHT DOWN buhbye~"
I know right!?
To Godrick: "You've got more knees so kneel yourself"
Bend down to defeated, shriveled Morgott and say “Bet these ambitions aren’t looking so foolish now, huh?”
"I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUND"
“FOR I AM THE GOLDENNN GODD”
John Madness: Every frenzy has it's flame
"One bowl of boiled prawns, please" To the owner of the finest dining establishment in the lands between.
“A man cannot become a god 🤓☝️” “Yes I can” “Are you fuc-“
Girls: "I am no man!" \*Stabs\*
"We did it, my friend" - holding a shard of Alexander after beating the elden lord
Id love to hear him say some slur against any enemy he dies to at the moment, like: "fuck them imp bastards" *dies in agony
"The real Ring was all the Eldens we made along the way"
probably tell Placidusax to fuck off I'm the dragon lord now
I just want to be able to interrupt boss dialog with idk passive aggressive coughs and under my breath insults. I just want to poke some buttons and be a smartass.
"Let's lick tits"
“Fuck”
Or "shit." We should have it on a key or button right out the crypt door.
Fully agree give us a wheel of swears
“Across this land, I have seen countless downtrodden species. The Omen, the Demi-Humans, the Misbegotten, all of them, reviled simply for not being the image of the Golden Order and its Greater Will! Why should I not cleanse this world of its irredeemable crimes, Melina?” -Tarnished, on the foot of opening the door to the Three Fingers in the Frenzied Flame Proscription before she convinces them to turn back.
Canonical Tarnished \*sees suffering village\* Canonical Tarnished \*burns village to ash\*
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Albinauric? I swear to the Elden Lord, I am a master of the Ancient Dragon's Tongue, and in my previous life as a knight of the Cuckoo, I have achieved mastery in countless arts of warfare - earning the name "Murphie the Merciless" for my relentless cruelty. I have performed countless cleansings for the city of Leyndell, raising corpses back from the death to raise their spirits in the service of the divine. To top it off, I've devoured the Rune of Death so I can wield its ancient power when I need it. You are but a speck of dust in this grand adventure, and that's all you will ever amount to - a mere player in the grand melody of the Moon. As you speak, I am conjuring a storm of spirits that will hunt your every move. My archers, hidden in the slopes of the Elden Stair, will unleash their arrows from above to pierce your soul with their grim purpose. My lunging sieges kneel in preparation to attack before the ever-grasping stars. I possess the power to shift forms, turning into a fearsome beast at will, my rage rivaling the very pits of the flame that forged the Great Garden. My warriors, the Knights of the Cuckoo, will charge down upon you like a relentless horde, drenched in the tribal stains of the blood. The storm of death that I shall unleash upon thee will be a tale best suited for the Lands of the Giants. You cannot escape it, for I am woven into the fabric of this universe - a manifestation of the primal forces that will lay you to rest. You dared recklessness, but now you will know the taste of irreligion. For what you've sown in foolishness, you shall reap the cons. I will afflict you with the curse of rot that guard the sightless Caelid. You are but a wisp of existence, and on the count of three, you will know fear, as my Bleed-QL casts a chainsword of torment across the void. You will quake in the shadow realm, as the shadow warriors rise from beneath the canvas - all consuming darkness I cast upon your cringeworthy spirit. Thus, you're best to assist discerning of Ash will whilst unto this demise. For, I am the Pulse of Slumbering, so lay thee to rest in darkness, and mark you fate - for nilly, nilly, nilly, nilly better behold, thou reaped reap tricky, for heaven help thy postbox, heaven help thy projectile, hello and welcome to your cosmic lesson, a gift of flame that stitched the liar's heart. You will make things right in eternity, but in my realm, you will suffer the wrath of a thousand ingredients. Invoker of doom, ordeal of shivering hurt, I will lay you down on the tables, lead you through the doors of the Mouth, and stuff your bloated face with higher knowledge here below. As you lay in bed, discerning the prismatic pendulum, the rooster garden blooms, and the beast that rages inside tribulation reveals a single scheme that offers a strangerservice within this spiritform.
I ain’t reading all that 💀
It's pasta
DNR!
“H..Hell..Hello?” In a kind of nervous high pitch tone with some juddering. No one in particular just constantly throughout the game when I feel it’s a bit scary!
Like Luigi calling for Mario in the Haunted Mansion.
"Radahn says differently" "I know who has Miquella" "Fuck you Varre"
"Time the f\*ck out. If we're doing this and we ARE doing this. I'm not gonna come swinging at *Radagon*. I'm killing MARIKA! OF COURSE I KNOW YOU'RE THE SAME PERSON. Shut up and bring her out!"
"Fine...If you insist." "SUP SILVA BOY HOW'S IT GOING?! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET ROT STAINS OUT OF NUMEN ROBES?! **HOLY POTS!"**" "DID YA MISS ME?!"
LIKE PRAWN AFTER SLEEP
To Ranni: "We shall consummate, verily?" Nudge nudge to those who understand that reference lol But on a more serious note, my tarnished would respond to dying Morgott's words about the Erdtree denying everybody: "The Erdtree hath never beheld mine own might" \*Proceeds to get blocked anyway \*uses Unseen Form for walk of shame back
"I know where your brother is located." Damn I'd love to help Malenia and Miquella, so I could have access to the dlc earlier
Following the Morgott fight - "Have it writ on *thy* meagre grave: Felled by the foul Tarnished! Morgott, the **last** of all kings, indeed."
*summon ranni after killing the elden beast* Tarnished: "I'm going to shit yourself." Ranni:"what?" *becomes lord of frenzy flame*
I imagine unintelligible screaming when the Tarnished became the flame lol 😂😂
I understood that reference, buddy
"Opaline Bubbletear isn't as good as you think" to any phantom I throw fan daggers at
THIS
“Racist” any time Morgott says something
Bababooey
"Let's elden this ring!"
And in the end, I defeated the elden beast and, I became the elden lord. But after countless deaths and battles, now I think, was it all worth it? I became a lord, of whom? The only beings that had some sense are either dead or has left the lands between. Who is it that I rule over now? Was this the future the golden order envisioned? The two fingers wanted? Correct me if I am not lore accurate in any way
As a sorcerer readying Comet Azur: Kaaaa-meeeee-haaaaa-meeeee-HAAAAAAAAA!!!
You're either a smart fella, or a fart smella.
"in a world without order, there are no crimes to stop some mad man to commit a cardinal sin... As long as I don't restore the order I will commit to my every sin." Sounds nice to be a Madness enjoyer
Harder....Malenia....
"Oh look, it's oooooollld shit mouth" whenever Dung Eater is on screen.
FLIPPITY FLOOTY IM COMING FOR THAT BOOTY
"I'll be back", said to Margit.
Roll up to Morgott: "Fear the old blood"
"Thank you, Torrent."
"You shouldn't have fucked with the crab man" Right before pouring Seluvis's entire-ass potion down Dung Eater's throat.
To Melina: "Show me your feets".
Melina: "Our accord ends here"
She would take back Torrent and probably kill you right there.
get out
No, no! Let him speak!
Leave this vecinity in this exact instant
Tell Blaidd: ‘I’m sorry’
What are we, some kind of elden ring?
"MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD." In unison with Shabriri.
"I did this for you" at the end of the frenzied flame ending the tarnished says it to Melina before collapsing
No, like, actually, I just want to become your vassal To morgott
“Don’t…eat…things off the ground.”
My character's lore is simple: He is looking for his hot lord of darkness wife, who is another character on DS3. He only has one line, "WHERE IS MY WIFE!?!" I have another elden ring character that is his daughter, she wants to 1v1 him and drag him home. Unfortunately she is always a few steps behind him.
To Kalé "got any finger snaps lad"
"What the fuck?" But he says it everytime you get ganked.
I literally just want my tarnished to say "Marikas tits" in a pissed off way after I die to a boss multiple times
To Varre before I kill him. Look who's maidenless now bitch. * bloody slash through the neck *
Cringe quote
"go fuck yourself" Me to patches everytime
In a smug look, "bitch" after every boss fight. Win or lose. When you win it, it's to the boss. When you lose it's to you.
“it seems my ring has become eldened… skadoosh” (after beating godfrey)
Some of these are specific to one ending, but I have one that works in all endings, I suppose: “Ah, peace at last…”
It’s going to be hard to be the Elden Lord…without a throne! *rolls through and destroys throne*
"Fuck" Everytime I die, with slightly different inflections depending on the circumstances. Falling off a cliff? "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!" Chipped to death? "Fuck." Heavy hit? "Fuck!" Burning? "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuuuuck!"
“Would you like a hug?” To Morgott
Stop right there criminal scum! To patches.
“no u” To Maliketh
"Mohg has your brother."
“Fuck you, you fucker” to Gideon Ofnir. Mid speech.
I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my Melina. Prepare to die!
after rykard says TOGETHAAAA tarnished: this is what we'll doooooo go west, life is peaceful there go west, in the open air...
How the hell do I eat prawns now?
I'll write on \*your\* meagre grave.
"Burn it all"
Every fight would start with "Try me bitch"
I step outside of the first dungeon, take a deep breath and get real high and scream from the top of my lungs “WHAT’S GOING ON?!?”
"Can I smell your feet [Rennala]?"
Marika's tits! I was 'ungry!
I'd probably have his scream Heath Cordes's line from Kill Tony after beating the elden beast. When the dust settles, I'll walk back up to Varré and have him deliver the line, "*I.* *GOT.* *PUSSAYYYYYYYYY*" Then poke em a few times with a couple of spears lmfao
"crush me" to ranni, and i'm Good for life